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[phalla] The Real Folk Blues, Au Revoir, Garcon Vacheur de l'espace

FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Critical Failures
This game will be an alternate chronology of the Cowboy Bebop universe.

The stage is set by a coup within the Red Dragon Syndicate. The village will enact the part of the syndicate, fending off the coup.

Most characters with some, any, passing tie to the syndicate, I have tried to include. Whether their allegiance lies with the old or new guard, or somewhere else entirely, I cannot say.

Wiki if you must.

Who is phalla?

Votes shall be both bold and red. Yes, simultaneously. And retractions are required. Pretty much just on principle at this point. There will be punishment for not following these rules to the best of your meager abilities.

Vote and action deadline will be at 11PM Eastern time.

First day likely begins Saturday evening, ends Sunday.

Narrations-

Part 1 Shin Chan Special

Part 1.5 Part 2

Part 3

Part 4 Actual narration of Part 4

Part almost last


Cast-

Theroo-Syndicate Member-Nobody liked him, Day 5
winator
Toxic Toys-Member of The Van-Dead, by two things, Day 5
MundaneSoul-Syndicate Member-Went fishing, Day 4
Rainfall-Syndicate Member-Pretty Worthless

Durax-Shin-Killed by explosives. Perhaps related to a synonym for spine. Day 1
Delroland-Member of The Van-Killed by Mao Yenrai, Day 2
DevoutlyApathetic-Lin-Killed serving the syndicate, by dirty rogues, Day 1 Minor win condition met. Again!
Goose!-Annie, Arms Dealer-Killed by Spike, Day 3
minigunwielder-Member of The Van-Killed by vote, Day 2
Shamus-Syndicate Member-Killed by...Vicious, Day 1
Fembot
Canada_jezus
El Skid
FreeAgent-Syndicate Member-Killed by ordinary beauty, Day 4
SpeedySwaf-cj iwakura-Syndicate Member-Killed by two things, Day 5
warban-Syndicate Member-Seriously, dumb, Day 3
TehSloth-Rogue Syndicate Member-Killed by The Van, Day 1
Gorilla Salad-Rogue Syndicate Member-Killed by The Van, Day 2
Jason Todd-Member of The Van-Killed by Rogue Syndicate, Day 2
weatheredclown-Syndicate Member-Killed by Vicious, Day 3
JoschuaESQ-Member of The Van-Killed by Vicious, Day 2
Institutionalised Pederasty-Syndicate Goon #53-Killed by unanimous decision, day 1
Gruff-Syndicate Member-Killed by Rogue Syndicate, Day 4
crimsoncoyote-Rogue Syndicate Member-Killed by Spike, Day 4.5
PantsB-Mao Yenrai-Killed by Vicious, Day 4
Arasaki-Gren-Killed by Vicious, Day 3
Elldren-Syndicate Goon #15-Killed by explosives, mid-day 2

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up.

    Can my goal be to kill Maximus?

    Thetheroo on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    !Sign up.

    Can my goal be to kill Maximus?

    That seems like a pretty self-serving and jerkish thing to do, so, possibly. It may be harmful to your chances to 'win' the game. But who am I to define your success?

    ---

    And I have a tentative theme, now. I don't think anyone will like it except for me. But I will find it delightful.

    Frosteey on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    !Sign up.

    Can my goal be to kill Maximus?

    That seems like a pretty self-serving and jerkish thing to do, so, possibly. It may be harmful to your chances to 'win' the game. But who am I to define your success?

    ---

    And I have a tentative theme, now. I don't think anyone will like it except for me. But I will find it delightful.

    Hell, I consider myself to have "won" the quake phalla for getting Maximus day 1 bandwagoned.

    Thetheroo on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can I kill everyone else in the game? I figure that is good.

    TheLawinator on
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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can I kill everyone else in the game? I figure that is good.

    Depends on a few factors. Frankly, I'm not sure you've got the skill, dedication, or looks to pull it off.

    Frosteey on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Can I kill everyone else in the game? I figure that is good.

    Depends on a few factors. Frankly, I'm not sure you've got the skill, dedication, or looks to pull it off.

    He's done it once before.

    Thetheroo on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Can I kill everyone else in the game? I figure that is good.

    Depends on a few factors. Frankly, I'm not sure you've got the skill, dedication, or looks to pull it off.

    He's done it once before.

    AND SO I SHALL AGAIN!

    !Sign Up

    TheLawinator on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I sign up to be a jerk! I all ready know I'm better then most of the other players.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up

    woo

    MundaneSoul on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I sign up to be a jerk! I all ready know I'm better then most of the other players.

    I think you mean already.

    See? I can be the biggest jerk.

    Thetheroo on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up for Team Evil! Because hey I always am(lulz BSG boardgame)

    Rainfall on
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I sign up to be a jerk! I all ready know I'm better then most of the other players.

    I think you mean already.

    See? I can be the biggest jerk.

    Thetheroo, I have to thank you for turning me on to these things. By voting your ass down the river.
    <3

    MundaneSoul on
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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up -- I have a shiny new grudge.

    durax on
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I !sign up. You can all go home now, as playing the game is kind of moot at this point.

    delroland on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up.

    Hey delro, I saw you were like the first card thrown in Critical Failures in months, how'd that work out for ya?

    (Am I doing this jerk thing right?)

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up and you faggots better let me last longer than one round this time.

    Goose! on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thetheroo just made the list. Goose you're on it too.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !signup

    And I totally refuse to apologize for doing so, so back off
    Am I doing it right?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    !I have come to claim my thro-ne!

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    I'm playing to ensure everyone loses.

    Shamus on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Does this mean that I'm working with Roo? Because I actually want to win this, and Roo isn't that good at winning.

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  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I'm a huge goddamned jerk. I've got no problem teamkilling when I think my teammates aren't following the spirit of our role PMs.

    I'm on hiatus, but I'll !sign up anyway.

    BRING IT ON

    Fembot on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    So this is gonna last one day or seven days?

    also whats a phalla? (i kid i kid)

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    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Horray for new people!

    Thetheroo on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jesus christ waiting till tomorrow to start? What a jerk.

    Goose! on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    This is secretly the RPGCodex Phalla.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Jesus christ waiting till tomorrow to start? What a jerk.

    If you get me a petition with 80% of the player population giving consent, and the roster fills out by then, I could start the game late tonight/early tomorrow.

    Frosteey on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Day 0 results-

    El Skid-Disliked to death-Big fat jerkface

    Frosteey on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Time to !sign up. My anticipation is palpable.

    As is your failure.

    FreeAgent on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, fuck online petitions. They're all a waste of time for self important idiots who have a vastly overrated perception of the value of their "precious" opinion that nobody else, ever, gives a fuck about.

    !sign

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am absolutely serious. If you guys want to start early, you need a petition.

    Frosteey on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Let me tell you a little something about petitions:

    They're for people who love forwarding text message chain letters.

    FreeAgent on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ya know, I suggest that for ease of counting people just quote the person who signed it before them. (Also, since I was first I'll not have to deal with the quote tree of death like everybody else will.)

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Man, fuck online petitions. They're all a waste of time for self important idiots who have a vastly overrated perception of the value of their "precious" opinion that nobody else, ever, gives a fuck about.

    !sign

    Let's use our amazing mastery of basic computer stuff to post goatse on these shitheel's websites when they ask for help with their Sephiroth avatar.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I hereby sign the petition to start early.

    Goose!

    Goose! on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, fuck online petitions. They're all a waste of time for self important idiots who have a vastly overrated perception of the value of their "precious" opinion that nobody else, ever, gives a fuck about.

    !sign

    Geez Goose, way to fail at !signing pathetic petitions properly.
    Hmm... not jerky enough. I'll have to work on that next time.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    SpeedySwaf on
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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Man, fuck online petitions. They're all a waste of time for self important idiots who have a vastly overrated perception of the value of their "precious" opinion that nobody else, ever, gives a fuck about.

    !sign

    Geez Goose, way to fail at !signing pathetic petitions properly.
    Hmm... not jerky enough. I'll have to work on that next time.

    !signed, sealed, delivered

    MundaneSoul on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Day 0 results-

    El Skid-Disliked to death-Big fat jerkface

    stfu :P

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign for that sweet petitiony goodness!

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