The Holocaust Never Happened

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    One time on a plane I sat next to a Croatian conspiracy theorist.

    It was pretty standard "Masons make all the decisions" thing until he got to the world economy. Apparently that's cooperative effort by the Masons and the British treasury, who is buying all the silver in the world. I don't know the details because his English was only so-so.

    He was actually a pretty decent guy, not scary crazy or anything, just eccentric.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    jews control the music industry and are responsible for shitty music

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    honestly, the kristallnacht is kind of hilarious

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ya know, we'd have a lot fewer kids on the dope if we had a little pogrom every now and then. Keep them off the streets.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The holocaust happened but I've heard the numbers were embellished
    I mean I have done only the skimmingest of searching

    who knows (heimlech himmler knows)

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah I know you guys mean. Jews scared the shit out of me when i was little. I was afraid it'd come up through the toilet when I was makin' a dookie. I couldn't go into a pool for a whole year.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
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    You fail.

    Go back to page 12.

    Skullman, you sock at posting pictures.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, you guys know what sucks about the word Holocaust? It can't be used as a word anymore.

    "Yeah man, that hill over there, it was a huge holocaust in the last forest fire."

    "Wait what? What's the Holocaust gotta do with that forest fire? I am so confused!"

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Its a pretty sweet word too. I hate that it can't be used without getting that reaction.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sure it can

    I hate people who go white when I talk about like a nuclear holocaust or another kind

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Sure it can

    I hate people who go white when I talk about like a nuclear holocaust or another kind

    What about a spanish holocaust?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm Israeli, that means I'm the biggest Jew here. I've got 10,000 points on the Jew-o-meter. I can outJew any of you.

    I'm the Jewest.

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I miss your Ravens/Crows, however Jew they were.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the jewiest jew that ever jewed in jewingtonville

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm Israeli, that means I'm the biggest Jew here. I've got 10,000 points on the Jew-o-meter. I can outJew any of you.

    I'm the Jewest.

    no evander still wins his resume has farm more jewbilation

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I miss your Ravens/Crows, however Jew they were.

    Yeah I know. They'll only be back in two months or so.

    Hell of a sentence for a gif size infraction, but still, I take it in stride.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    The holocaust happened but I've heard the numbers were embellished
    I mean I have done only the skimmingest of searching

    who knows (heimlech himmler knows)

    I'm pretty sure the commonly used 6 million figure is a pretty conservative estimate, and that's just the jews. I think there were about 3 million other 'undesirables' as well.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm Israeli, that means I'm the biggest Jew here. I've got 10,000 points on the Jew-o-meter. I can outJew any of you.

    I'm the Jewest.
    Are you a dentist/banker/diamond cartel owner?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm Israeli, that means I'm the biggest Jew here. I've got 10,000 points on the Jew-o-meter. I can outJew any of you.

    I'm the Jewest.
    Are you a dentist/banker/diamond cartel owner?

    All three actually.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So you're exactly what I asked?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So you're exactly what I asked?

    Maybe. You can't trust me, I'm a treacherous Jew!

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Holocaust was a villain in the Age of Apocalypse comics

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    That's us to a T.

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  • LucentLucent Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The top half looks vaguely like a monster from silent hill.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I know that poster really doesn't directly relate to anything, but since we're posting crazy anti-Semetic BS, I thought it might be apropos.

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  • LucentLucent Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He has a nuclear foot.

    That is outstanding.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It brings a new meaning to 'Putting your foot down'.

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  • LucentLucent Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zounds!

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Holocaust was self-defense.

    "You all saw it. They came at me with a knife"

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    That's what my sisters U.S. born Palestinian boyfriend said to me on the phone earlier. I let a subdued chuckle out and said I had to get off the phone. The excuse I gave was that the roast in my oven was burning.


    I thought jews took longer to cook!

    fixed :)

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    The holocaust happened but I've heard the numbers were embellished
    I mean I have done only the skimmingest of searching

    who knows (heimlech himmler knows)

    it's entirely possible and even likely that they were embellished

    but HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING YOU ANTI-SEMITE

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    That's what my sisters U.S. born Palestinian boyfriend said to me on the phone earlier. I let a subdued chuckle out and said I had to get off the phone. The excuse I gave was that the roast in my oven was burning.


    I thought jews took longer to cook!

    fixed :)

    Quality.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    That's what my sisters U.S. born Palestinian boyfriend said to me on the phone earlier. I let a subdued chuckle out and said I had to get off the phone. The excuse I gave was that the roast in my oven was burning.


    I thought jews took longer to cook!

    fixed :)

    Quality.

    thank you, thank you

    i was surprised so many other people made the joke before me though! good show, guys

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have a hard time believing that the numbers on the Holocaust were embellished. I mean, if the Germans are known for anything it's for accurate and extensive book keeping.

    And murdering millions of Jews.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have a hard time believing that the numbers on the Holocaust were embellished. I mean, if the Germans are known for anything it's for accurate and extensive book keeping.

    And murdering millions of Jews.

    And having awesome tanks.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, the Germans had some awesome fucking hardware during that war. And uniforms. So they looked sharp while royally fucking up people's shit.

    Hugo fucking Boss, people.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also disruptive pattern material camouflage.

    I liked russia's planes better though, especially their first jet powered plane. "Okay let's just strap one of these fuckers onto this and- holy shit that's fast"

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Russian planes?

    That's a joke, right?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The russians had fucking awesome planes.

    IL-2, La-7, MiG-3, Yak-9. Also the fact that their pilots got the highest kill counts of anyone in american planes ever in P39s, which american pilots hated.

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