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Terrible Sex

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    haha, I remember the mountain dew thing from middle school

    scary stuff man

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love mountain dew.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I have so little sex it's like a form of terribe sex in and upon itself. Lack of sex is terrible sex.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I love mountain dew.

    H5

    Edit: double post!

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have enough sex for Satan and I combined.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hail satan

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    hail me.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    natek wrote: »
    haha, I remember the mountain dew thing from middle school

    scary stuff man

    if basic mountain dew kills sperm

    does code red stop menstruation

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    NOTHING stops menstruation.

    We have scientists on this shit.

    FUCKING SCIENCE ITSELF SAYS NO!

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Except more menstruation. It's like fighting fire with fire.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cosmic what is up how was alabama

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I got strangled and cursed at today for not buying an ice cream cone.

    She said it was her vagina talking.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    () buy me ice cream!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    speaking of periods

    I watched Superbad today

    still hilarious

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I need to see Superbad yet

    apparently it would be a movie I like

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am so hungry.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    for sex? don't derail with your food posts.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    natek wrote: »
    I need to see Superbad yet

    apparently it would be a movie I like
    it's the funniest movie i've seen in years

    it has so many delicious quotables

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cosmic what is up how was alabama

    It was basically a beach and some shops, as anticipated.

    Right now I am pretty in college, it is some rad beans. I feel like a little bit of a loser, because my roommate is never here, so he must be off having fun.

    oh, and I found the nerd club here on campus and played me some Munchkin. That game is delicious.

    How're you, Bemis?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cosmic what is up how was alabama

    It was basically a beach and some shops, as anticipated.

    Right now I am pretty in college, it is some rad beans. I feel like a little bit of a loser, because my roommate is never here, so he must be off having fun.
    how are you enjoying the campus

    i hated the damn place but in my time there we had just been hit by a giant blizzard of sorts

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cosmic would you rather be out having a good time or reading a post by me ask yourself this

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    for sex? don't derail with your food posts.

    Yes but also for food.

    What are some terrible ways to combine both of these glorious things?

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Jelly...in places.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    OK I'm making PBJ now.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    omelet panties (tabasco optional)

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    she didn't notice and i didn't say anything and nine months later i was thankful when nothing happened.

    I knew a couple who used marijuana as a form of birth control.

    Because, see, they believed marijuana lowered your sperm count, making it okay to have unprotected sex.

    Yeah.

    THC does make sperm go slower when they're directly exposed to it, and caffeine makes them go faster, or so our biology teacher told us. He's done a paper in reproductive anatomy, so I'm inclined to believe him.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Tobacco will lower the sperm count too! Truth ads don't tell you that shit.

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  • geckonidaegeckonidae Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DIRECTLY exposed? Like how?

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cosmic would you rather be out having a good time or reading a post by me ask yourself this

    That's not really a fair question, because your posts are like slow-cooked baby-back ribs with tender meat dripping right off the bone. Anyway, I don't really know how to have a good time. I think I might just be really bad at making friends, although I'm not sure why.
    Cloudman wrote: »
    cosmic what is up how was alabama

    It was basically a beach and some shops, as anticipated.

    Right now I am pretty in college, it is some rad beans. I feel like a little bit of a loser, because my roommate is never here, so he must be off having fun.
    how are you enjoying the campus

    i hated the damn place but in my time there we had just been hit by a giant blizzard of sorts

    the campus is pretty nice, so far. I'm carless, but my parents just brought up my bike and I can actually check out some of the town now. We have our own bus service, which I really need to figure out at some point in the near future. The weather has been spectacular.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Like stick a Jay in your dick and inhale through your urethra.

    Fill the balls 'til they cough.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cosmic would you rather be out having a good time or reading a post by me ask yourself this

    That's not really a fair question, because your posts are like slow-cooked baby-back ribs with tender meat dripping right off the bone. Anyway, I don't really know how to have a good time. I think I might just be really bad at making friends, although I'm not sure why.
    Cloudman wrote: »
    cosmic what is up how was alabama

    It was basically a beach and some shops, as anticipated.

    Right now I am pretty in college, it is some rad beans. I feel like a little bit of a loser, because my roommate is never here, so he must be off having fun.
    how are you enjoying the campus

    i hated the damn place but in my time there we had just been hit by a giant blizzard of sorts

    the campus is pretty nice, so far. I'm carless, but my parents just brought up my bike and I can actually check out some of the town now. We have our own bus service, which I really need to figure out at some point in the near future. The weather has been spectacular.
    Haha, don't get too used to the weather being this nice, it's the least steady city in the country as far as that goes, believe it or not.
    Graves wrote: »
    Like stick a Jay in your dick and inhale through your urethra.

    Fill the balls 'til they cough.
    the coughing makes you, like, ten times more higher

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    for sex? don't derail with your food posts.

    Yes but also for food.

    What are some terrible ways to combine both of these glorious things?

    heat up a banana in the microwave, eat the banana but save the peel

    you will know what to do with the peel

    oh yeah :winky:

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    THC does make sperm go slower when they're directly exposed to it, and caffeine makes them go faster, or so our biology teacher told us. He's done a paper in reproductive anatomy, so I'm inclined to believe him.

    That's all well and good, but this couple has two kids now.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ONLY ONCE HAVE I HAD SEX THAT I WOULD CONSIDER TERRIBLE.

    IT WAS WITH A MINISTER'S DAUGHTER.

    YET I STILL CONSIDER IT WORTHWHILE, 'CAUSE HEY, BANGED A MINISTER'S DAUGHTER.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    geckonidae wrote: »
    DIRECTLY exposed? Like how?

    smoking pot sending the THC into your bloodstream, eventually the blood in said stream making it to your sperm...or around it. That could be completely wrong though.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Haha, don't get too used to the weather being this nice, it's the least steady city in the country as far as that goes, believe it or not.

    There is saying in St. Louis, Cloudman. "If you don't like the weather here, wait twenty minutes."

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Haha, don't get too used to the weather being this nice, it's the least steady city in the country as far as that goes, believe it or not.

    There is saying in St. Louis, Cloudman. "If you don't like the weather here, wait twenty minutes."

    Everywhere has that saying. I hear it on the news constantly, here in Oklahoma.

    edit: not trying to be a dick or anything.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Haha, don't get too used to the weather being this nice, it's the least steady city in the country as far as that goes, believe it or not.

    There is saying in St. Louis, Cloudman. "If you don't like the weather here, wait twenty minutes."
    Forbes magazine agrees with me

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Haha, don't get too used to the weather being this nice, it's the least steady city in the country as far as that goes, believe it or not.

    There is saying in St. Louis, Cloudman. "If you don't like the weather here, wait twenty minutes."

    They have that saying all over the place, with varying lengths of time.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lawninator what are you doing here

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