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Terrible Sex

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    geckonidae wrote: »
    DIRECTLY exposed? Like how?

    Like, in a solution of it in a microscope slide. Dunno how it applies to real circumstances.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Where I live the weather changes every week or two

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Where I live the weather changes every week or two

    From skin cancer sun light to poisonous spider storms?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It is always cold in Siberia.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love san diego

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've gotta go take care of something.

    alternative response: You want one'a these?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CLOUDMAN, I AM DIGGIN' YOUR POSTIN'

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    heh, i got an email 'Pound your lady in to submission every night'

    my first thought was, 'What, i need to enlarge my penis to do this now?'

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CLOUDMAN, I AM DIGGIN' YOUR POSTIN'
    Yeah I think you're pretty cool too, my all caps brother

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Where I live the weather changes every week or two

    From skin cancer sun light to poisonous spider storms?

    No, poisonous spider sun light and skin cancer rain

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Where I live the weather changes every week or two

    From skin cancer sun light to poisonous spider storms?

    No, poisonous spider sun light and skin cancer rain

    D:

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    alternate?

    I dunno choom city

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    It is always cold in Siberia.

    in soviet russia cold gets you!

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I know it's a pretty common saying, but it was all part of my devious plan to turn the sex thread into a weather thread.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I would like to have sex in the rain.

    Sounds cool.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am more interested in having sex while I make it rain

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I would like to have sex in the rain.

    Sounds cool.
    I RECOMMEND IT.

    IT'S GOTTA BE A SUMMER RAIN, THOUGH. NONE OF THAT WINTER SLEET NONSENSE.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Obligatory golden shower joke

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  • geckonidaegeckonidae Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sounds damp

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I would like to have sex in the rain.

    Sounds cool.

    It is cold as fuck in the winter =-/

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am considering making a thread about Pooro is this a good idea y/n

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a pooro thread would be rad

    just make sure it's all in caps

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Let's all make threads about Pooro.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I was just mentioning that pooros sig is awesome.

    AladdinSane89: poorochondriacs sig is hilarious
    Graves was like: yes sir
    Graves was like: good movie
    AladdinSane89: yeah

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yes, let's

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    guys what should I put in the thread? Just POORO IS AN AWESOME DUDE DISCUSS

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    IF YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT POORO YOU SHOULD DO IT IN ALL CAPS. GIVE THE MAN THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    maybe hint that he should read this screenplay you've been working on

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    maybe hint that he should read this screenplay you've been working on

    What if I don't have one?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've been working on a screenplay?

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    IF YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT POORO YOU SHOULD DO IT IN ALL CAPS. GIVE THE MAN THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.

    SORRY! I ONCE SAW POORO SAVE SOME FIRES FROM A BABY!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I DOUBT THERE IS ENOUGH ABOUT ME TO MERIT EXTENDED DISCUSSION

    BUT HEY, WHATEVER RUBS YOUR BUDDHA

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I DOUBT THERE IS ENOUGH ABOUT ME TO MERIT EXTENDED DISCUSSION

    BUT HEY, WHATEVER RUBS YOUR BUDDHA

    WILL YOU READ MY SCREENPLAY!?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    maybe hint that he should read this screenplay you've been working on

    What if I don't have one?
    redneck zombies

    there, that's your angle, you can do the rest of the work

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    LOUD NOISES

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I DOUBT THERE IS ENOUGH ABOUT ME TO MERIT EXTENDED DISCUSSION

    BUT HEY, WHATEVER RUBS YOUR BUDDHA

    POORO WILL YOU BE MY BUDDHA I WANT TO RUB YOU.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I DOUBT THERE IS ENOUGH ABOUT ME TO MERIT EXTENDED DISCUSSION

    BUT HEY, WHATEVER RUBS YOUR BUDDHA

    WILL YOU READ MY SCREENPLAY!?
    FOR A PRICE.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    HOW MUCH?

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