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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ahhahah poor shibby, people should just mail you the pubey chicks they don't want
    kind of like when you were a kid and you got some kinder surprise eggs, you opened them and kept the ones that had the good toys, but gave the ones that had shitty toys to your younger siblings

    you can have an older brother kinder surprise relationship with the guys on this forum who get enough action to be picky.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    You guys are a bunch of nillys. Oh this girl is willing to have sex with me, I'm so disgusted with her vaginal pubes

    Some of us have standards.
    There are hardly any standards when your dick is getting wet.

    well you could get your dick wet in your neighbors dog too you know

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    You guys are a bunch of nillys. Oh this girl is willing to have sex with me, I'm so disgusted with her vaginal pubes

    Some of us have standards.
    There are hardly any standards when your dick is getting wet.

    Bullshit

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the worst kinder egg toys were the little puzzles. fuck those were shitty

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wish I had a dog

    [€dit] Not for fucking

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hair doesn't really bother me.

    I mean, everyone has it right? Personally I don't shave it because not only is it uncomfortable but it takes a lot of time. It's much easier to just trim it up a bit.

    I think you guys are overreacting.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    ahhahah poor shibby, people should just mail you the pubey chicks they don't want
    kind of like when you were a kid and you got some kinder surprise eggs, you opened them and kept the ones that had the good toys, but gave the ones that had shitty toys to your younger siblings

    you can have an older brother kinder surprise relationship with the guys on this forum who get enough action to be picky.
    I am not picky about the vaginas I submerge into. I'm picky about the looks of the body and personality surrounding the outer pubic region.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I wish I had a dog

    [€dit] Not for fucking

    nice save

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    such beautiful prose

    arod, do me on a riverbank in a forest!

    Is your vagina a Lovecraftian horror?

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    ahhahah poor shibby, people should just mail you the pubey chicks they don't want
    kind of like when you were a kid and you got some kinder surprise eggs, you opened them and kept the ones that had the good toys, but gave the ones that had shitty toys to your younger siblings

    you can have an older brother kinder surprise relationship with the guys on this forum who get enough action to be picky.
    I am not picky about the vaginas I submerge into. I'm picky about the looks of the body and personality surrounding the outer pubic region.

    awww :)
    it's not the length of her pubes, but the size of her heart :D

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I mean, I've been with some gnarly vaginas before. I continued being with the girls who own them because I like the girl, not the vagina.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    such beautiful prose

    arod, do me on a riverbank in a forest!

    Is your vagina a Lovecraftian horror?

    there are two equally bad outcomes to answering this question
    if i say "yeah i gots a huge bush" everyone will be like "oh geez beavo has a huge bush, grossss"
    if i say "i am bare as a baby's behind and twice as soft"
    everyone will be like "that whore, beavo waxes and told us about it"

    either way i think it's unclassy
    i am not THAT unladylike

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shibby, you're not fooling anyone here with your sudden "Oh, I go for the personality," routine.

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    ahhahah poor shibby, people should just mail you the pubey chicks they don't want
    kind of like when you were a kid and you got some kinder surprise eggs, you opened them and kept the ones that had the good toys, but gave the ones that had shitty toys to your younger siblings

    you can have an older brother kinder surprise relationship with the guys on this forum who get enough action to be picky.
    I am not picky about the vaginas I submerge into. I'm picky about the looks of the body and personality surrounding the outer pubic region.

    awww :)
    it's not the length of her pubes, but the size of her heart :D

    or boobs

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I trim my pubes

    it's easy and it's clean and it makes the donger visually more impressive

    I don't think I'd want to go bare, though

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, good morning

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    such beautiful prose

    arod, do me on a riverbank in a forest!

    Is your vagina a Lovecraftian horror?

    there are two equally bad outcomes to answering this question
    if i say "yeah i gots a huge bush" everyone will be like "oh geez beavo has a huge bush, grossss"
    if i say "i am bare as a baby's behind and twice as soft"
    everyone will be like "that whore, beavo waxes and told us about it"

    either way i think it's unclassy
    i am not THAT unladylike


    You're a girl?


    What a bonerkill

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Shibby, you're not fooling anyone here with your sudden "Oh, I go for the personality," routine.
    I do for the personality, I always have. Of course it's one of depression and loneliness.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I trim my pubes

    it's easy and it's clean and it makes the donger visually more impressive

    I don't think I'd want to go bare, though
    You have to go bare at least once in your life.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    ahhahah poor shibby, people should just mail you the pubey chicks they don't want
    kind of like when you were a kid and you got some kinder surprise eggs, you opened them and kept the ones that had the good toys, but gave the ones that had shitty toys to your younger siblings

    you can have an older brother kinder surprise relationship with the guys on this forum who get enough action to be picky.
    I am not picky about the vaginas I submerge into. I'm picky about the looks of the body and personality surrounding the outer pubic region.
    be honest, you're not even picky about those either
    you just tell yourself you prefer homely chunky chicks with so little self esteem they'll even sleep with you

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Personality is actually more important than beauty a lot of the time. If some girl is an annoying cunt or acts like a spoiled child then I probably will not be interested in going after her. Another girl who is generally intelligent and friendly and has shared interests but is on the heavy side is much more likely a candidate for me to put effort into spending more time with.

    Of course there is always the hot-but-total-bitch archetype that is usually an amazing one-night-stand.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    heavy does not equal unattractive.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    heavy does not equal unattractive.

    oh man this again, we had a whole thread about this in the whiners forum

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I trim my pubes

    it's easy and it's clean and it makes the donger visually more impressive

    I don't think I'd want to go bare, though
    You have to go bare at least once in your life.

    I've done it twice that I can remember. Both times I was about to get some tail. Both times got comments appreciating it :winky:

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Going completely bare sucks. Trimming is where it's at.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh by the way ladies and gents, I shave my pubes along the genital area and trim the rest. I'd probably shave the whole thing but then I'd have to shave the legs and chest too and I'm not really feelin' the swimmer look.

    Oh that Kantankeris is a total slut he tells people what his wing-a-ling looks like!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I agree that larger gals can be attractive, but shibby that doesn't mean that homely heavy gals are attractive

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bare is something a man should never do.
    Unless you shave your legs as well.

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I would wager to say that homely heavy girls are homely and heavy. And I make this bet based on the hardcore facts and evidence.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    What bothers me more are girls that could be attractive if they would shave their fucking arms or maybe do a little tweezing and basically dress correctly.

    That just tells me you are lazy and not working what you've got.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    When SE++ talks about "larger gals" I have no idea what they are speaking of

    I have seen discussions in here about totally normal women who they have called"fat"

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah shibs. It's not like a girl was just born one way and has to live with it. There are things a woman can do to appear more attractive that are relatively little effort. Even the heavy chicks I've dated took care of their own personal hygiene.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    When SE++ talks about "larger gals" I have no idea what they are speaking of

    I have seen discussions in here about totally normal women who they have called"fat"

    That's because Daric is a super-tard.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    When SE++ talks about "larger gals" I have no idea what they are speaking of

    I have seen discussions in here about totally normal women who they have called"fat"
    yeah

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    When SE++ talks about "larger gals" I have no idea what they are speaking of

    I have seen discussions in here about totally normal women who they have called"fat"

    Thats just the typical Geek thing where you have a picture of a beautiful women and they try to yell louder than the other guys about how they totally wouldn't touch her with their 10 foot cocks.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The only reason to shave chunks out of your pubes is to make patterns out of it. I did a t in my pubes once, and a girl I fooled around with had a rudimentary heart shape.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Bare is something a man should never do.
    Unless you shave your legs as well.

    Shaving the shaft and balls makes it look bigger and also a woman doesn't feel like she's being kissed by a lumberjack when she's slurping on it.

    It's common courtesy.

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Bare is something a man should never do.
    Unless you shave your legs as well.

    Shaving the shaft and balls makes it look bigger and also a woman doesn't feel like she's being kissed by a lumberjack when she's slurping on it.

    It's common courtesy.

    Truth. I actually think the BJs were two times better if I had shaved. NO RESTRAINTS BABY NO RESTRAINTS

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    What bothers me more are girls that could be attractive if they would shave their fucking arms or maybe do a little tweezing and basically dress correctly.

    That just tells me you are lazy and not working what you've got.
    reminds me of this chick I saw one night up on Capitol Hill that had just parked her car and was obviously dressed to go clubbing with some friends
    thing is, she had a big ol' flappy gut and was wearing a babydoll tee that her gut was clearly hanging out under

    I mean, how does someone think that's going to look good at all?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Bare is something a man should never do.
    Unless you shave your legs as well.

    Shaving the shaft and balls makes it look bigger and also a woman doesn't feel like she's being kissed by a lumberjack when she's slurping on it.

    It's common courtesy.

    Shaving i.e bare looks stupid if you have leg hair and stomach hair.
    Ask any woman/gay.

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