Beavotron, how can you say you do not love, but draw those awfully nice Valentine pictures?
By the way, I totally gave those out to all the girls I know, and they all loved them.
I'm a faker
behind the exterior of love and bubbly warmth is a cold dead interior
filled with love not for human kind
but for video games
p.s. i just got a lady boner from watching the wrath of the lich king trailer
jesus christ blizzard knows how to make a cinematic.
FUCK YES I know right? Absolutely awesome.
oh jesus the fucking dragon and when all the scourge get the frostmourne bluey glow coming out of their mouths
oh god oh god oh god.
yes yes yes
if I ever get to play a game that looks as good as that cinematic I will be able to die happier than any man
Nah, it's years and years ago. Even I can laugh about what happened after, me running down the street in the middle of the night, pants down my ankles, ablooablooablooing.
inquisitor
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
Beavotron, how can you say you do not love, but draw those awfully nice Valentine pictures?
By the way, I totally gave those out to all the girls I know, and they all loved them.
I'm a faker
behind the exterior of love and bubbly warmth is a cold dead interior
filled with love not for human kind
but for video games
p.s. i just got a lady boner from watching the wrath of the lich king trailer
jesus christ blizzard knows how to make a cinematic.
inquisitor
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
my friend was with a guy for 2 years and he broke up with her because his parents didn't want her with him. basically he was a complete mama's boy and she was completely destroyed over it.
now she's pretty cold and careless regarding guys and relationships. if you were with someone for 4 years and then broke up, that must have been tough. unless it was on good terms.
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
Yet another dream crushed. Well done fags. 8-)
he's so much better now that he's gay though
before he was all emo and mopey and that's what i liked about him because you know, high school.
he also was a huge jock that wore sweatpants and tee-shirts he got from volunteering at the local children's hospital a lot.
now he's tan and does his hair and fights with me over who gets dibs on dancing all up on hot guys in bars
usually it's a coin flip
or we just tag team them.
His girlfriend was so pissed that she locked the bedroom door behind him. So he was locked out of his own room. (!) He figured he'd go to my girlfriend's house, and either A) I'd have a key, or he could lay low for a night.
Wisely, he chose B. They broke up a few weeks later, but more because she was a bitch than because of this little faux pas.
inquisitor
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
my friend was with a guy for 2 years and he broke up with her because his parents didn't want her with him. basically he was a complete mama's boy and she was completely destroyed over it.
now she's pretty cold and careless regarding guys and relationships. if you were with someone for 4 years and then broke up, that must have been tough. unless it was on good terms.
I ended it with him, but the terms were pretty good. we still adore each other but he lives far away and we probably won't ever be in the same place again.
i would say yes, it contributes to my being cold and distant in relationships
and that yes my coldness is just me trying to not let myself get attached to another human being in that way ever again.
holy shit, H/A? is... is that where I am right now?
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edited August 2008
My first time was with my current girlfriend of just over a year
She is going away to college in two weeks and I don't know if I can really see that lasting but I sure hope so
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
inquisitor
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
my friend was with a guy for 2 years and he broke up with her because his parents didn't want her with him. basically he was a complete mama's boy and she was completely destroyed over it.
now she's pretty cold and careless regarding guys and relationships. if you were with someone for 4 years and then broke up, that must have been tough. unless it was on good terms.
I ended it with him, but the terms were pretty good. we still adore each other but he lives far away and we probably won't ever be in the same place again.
i would say yes, it contributes to my being cold and distant in relationships
and that yes my coldness is just me trying to not let myself get attached to another human being in that way ever again.
holy shit, H/A? is... is that where I am right now?
inquisitor
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
my friend was with a guy for 2 years and he broke up with her because his parents didn't want her with him. basically he was a complete mama's boy and she was completely destroyed over it.
now she's pretty cold and careless regarding guys and relationships. if you were with someone for 4 years and then broke up, that must have been tough. unless it was on good terms.
I ended it with him, but the terms were pretty good. we still adore each other but he lives far away and we probably won't ever be in the same place again.
i would say yes, it contributes to my being cold and distant in relationships
and that yes my coldness is just me trying to not let myself get attached to another human being in that way ever again.
holy shit, H/A? is... is that where I am right now?
This isn't so much a story of terrible sex, but sex would have came if I wasn't awful.
In high school, I was dating this chick. One day, while on her period, she starts gyrating her hips beckoning for intercourse.
Being the dumbass I was, I tell her "I can hear your diaper crinkle." Diaper being her pad.
inquisitor
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
my friend was with a guy for 2 years and he broke up with her because his parents didn't want her with him. basically he was a complete mama's boy and she was completely destroyed over it.
now she's pretty cold and careless regarding guys and relationships. if you were with someone for 4 years and then broke up, that must have been tough. unless it was on good terms.
I ended it with him, but the terms were pretty good. we still adore each other but he lives far away and we probably won't ever be in the same place again. i would say yes, it contributes to my being cold and distant in relationships
and that yes my coldness is just me trying to not let myself get attached to another human being in that way ever again.
holy shit, H/A? is... is that where I am right now?
This isn't so much a story of terrible sex, but sex would have came if I wasn't awful.
In high school, I was dating this chick. One day, while on her period, she starts gyrating her hips beckoning for intercourse.
Being the dumbass I was, I tell her "I can hear your diaper crinkle." Diaper being her pad.
A lady boner is a really nice tingly feeling in the pants
Actually I can't really describe it better than that
no yeah that's ... that's it in a nutshell
kinda like a rush of "oh.. yeah that... i like that okay, i'm... interested, my interest is piqued let's uh, let's see where this is going!"
so with watching the WotLK trailer it was like:
oh yeah, nice okay... the... alright, frostmourne is getting it's glow that's... yeah okay, I'm feeling it, I'm interested Blizzard, you've got my attention and uh... what's this now? something, okay something's coming out of the ice? This is, yeah alright this is good, I see where this is headed and I'm with you on the journey and OH FUCK, GIANT DRAGON COME OUT OF THE ICE AND GETS ALL FROSTMOURNE GLOWY? WOOOOO! Alright, I am on board Blizzard, you have...really got my full att- SCOURGE ARE GETTING GLOWY EYES AND MOUTH STUFF tingle has reached maximum. Lady Boner achieved.
This isn't so much a story of terrible sex, but sex would have came if I wasn't awful.
In high school, I was dating this chick. One day, while on her period, she starts gyrating her hips beckoning for intercourse.
Being the dumbass I was, I tell her "I can hear your diaper crinkle." Diaper being her pad.
Did not end well.
ahahaha
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
The only experience I've ever had, being a "robust" individual, that could even be construed as sexual was a hilariously awkward truth or dare makeout.
I was picked to make out with this girl named Beth who, at the time, looked like a 12 year old boy. This did not perturb me, because I was like "woo kisses!" So I go in for the kiss, and smash our teeth together. Hard. Like... one of my front teeth was chipped. And then she kneed me in the balls.
And that's why I am eating myself to death.
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The only experience I've ever had, being a "robust" individual, that could even be construed as sexual was a hilariously awkward truth or dare makeout.
I was picked to make out with this girl named Beth who, at the time, looked like a 12 year old boy. This did not perturb me, because I was like "woo kisses!" So I go in for the kiss, and smash our teeth together. Hard. Like... one of my front teeth was chipped. And then she kneed me in the balls.
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
The only experience I've ever had, being a "robust" individual, that could even be construed as sexual was a hilariously awkward truth or dare makeout.
I was picked to make out with this girl named Beth who, at the time, looked like a 12 year old boy. This did not perturb me, because I was like "woo kisses!" So I go in for the kiss, and smash our teeth together. Hard. Like... one of my front teeth was chipped. And then she kneed me in the balls.
And that's why I am eating myself to death.
NO POSTING PICS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION. >:|
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.
Was that while you were in prison?
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
Seriously Urian, you have the life story of a guy in a Tom Waits song.
Some guy that I had only been dating for like 2 weeks whispered that he loved me during sex and I burst out laughing
it was awful and I felt bad but my instincts to laugh were far stronger than my instincts to be a compassionate person. There is a lesson to be learned here. Don't fall in love with me boys, 9 times out of 10 I will only break your fragile young hearts.
Hooo boy that's a mistake. I would've reacted in a similar fashion if someone I'd known for two weeks said that during sex.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
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what if the dude was talking like macho man randy savage?
or hulk hogan?
LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BROTHER I'M GONNA FUCK YOU AT SUMMER-SLAM AND HULKAMANIA'S GONNA BE RUNNIN' WILD ON YOUR PUSSY OH YEEEEAAAAAH.
yes yes yes
if I ever get to play a game that looks as good as that cinematic I will be able to die happier than any man
you can still love me
i'm just probably not going to love you back is all
although, i did love a man. twice i did actually
the first time was my best friend in high school who turned out to be gay
the second time was my one and only long term relationship of 4 years with the best guy in the universe.
Yet another dream crushed. Well done fags. 8-)
oh shit that would be awesome
i think i need to just be dating you guys, se++
so let's get to it
let's date
Synth: sig'd so hard.
I kinda want to see a lady boner.
my friend was with a guy for 2 years and he broke up with her because his parents didn't want her with him. basically he was a complete mama's boy and she was completely destroyed over it.
now she's pretty cold and careless regarding guys and relationships. if you were with someone for 4 years and then broke up, that must have been tough. unless it was on good terms.
he's so much better now that he's gay though
before he was all emo and mopey and that's what i liked about him because you know, high school.
he also was a huge jock that wore sweatpants and tee-shirts he got from volunteering at the local children's hospital a lot.
now he's tan and does his hair and fights with me over who gets dibs on dancing all up on hot guys in bars
usually it's a coin flip
or we just tag team them.
His girlfriend was so pissed that she locked the bedroom door behind him. So he was locked out of his own room. (!) He figured he'd go to my girlfriend's house, and either A) I'd have a key, or
Wisely, he chose B. They broke up a few weeks later, but more because she was a bitch than because of this little faux pas.
I ended it with him, but the terms were pretty good. we still adore each other but he lives far away and we probably won't ever be in the same place again.
i would say yes, it contributes to my being cold and distant in relationships
and that yes my coldness is just me trying to not let myself get attached to another human being in that way ever again.
holy shit, H/A? is... is that where I am right now?
She is going away to college in two weeks and I don't know if I can really see that lasting but I sure hope so
EMERGENCY HILARIOUS GIF.
Actually I can't really describe it better than that
I want to be... Part of your world...
oh god, thank you
In high school, I was dating this chick. One day, while on her period, she starts gyrating her hips beckoning for intercourse.
Being the dumbass I was, I tell her "I can hear your diaper crinkle." Diaper being her pad.
Did not end well.
Hey same here!
H5!
no yeah that's ... that's it in a nutshell
kinda like a rush of "oh.. yeah that... i like that okay, i'm... interested, my interest is piqued let's uh, let's see where this is going!"
so with watching the WotLK trailer it was like:
oh yeah, nice okay... the... alright, frostmourne is getting it's glow that's... yeah okay, I'm feeling it, I'm interested Blizzard, you've got my attention and uh... what's this now? something, okay something's coming out of the ice? This is, yeah alright this is good, I see where this is headed and I'm with you on the journey and OH FUCK, GIANT DRAGON COME OUT OF THE ICE AND GETS ALL FROSTMOURNE GLOWY? WOOOOO! Alright, I am on board Blizzard, you have...really got my full att- SCOURGE ARE GETTING GLOWY EYES AND MOUTH STUFF tingle has reached maximum. Lady Boner achieved.
I was picked to make out with this girl named Beth who, at the time, looked like a 12 year old boy. This did not perturb me, because I was like "woo kisses!" So I go in for the kiss, and smash our teeth together. Hard. Like... one of my front teeth was chipped. And then she kneed me in the balls.
And that's why I am eating myself to death.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Ladies.
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.
NO POSTING PICS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION. >:|
Would that surprise you
it wouldn't surprise me
Was that while you were in prison?
poop on dick
that's about the worst
Hooo boy that's a mistake. I would've reacted in a similar fashion if someone I'd known for two weeks said that during sex.
This
A thousand times this
I once went down on a girl who had a bit of smeckle on her tuckus hole.
It was kinda hard telling her she needs to wipe better.
Don't worry, you were doing her a mitzvah. Oy, I could just kvetch thinking about it.
edit: My elementary school art teacher was named Mrs. Shmeckle. She was just as awesome as her name.
oh my shit there are too many good things to quote in my sig in this forum!
TOO MANY