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Terrible Sex

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    SE++ I wish to announce that I have successfully jerked it, and am now munching on a tasty croissant.

    Iskander on
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ I wish to announce that I have successfully jerked it onto my croissant, and am now munching on it. It's tasty.

    Bad picture.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ I wish to announce that I have successfully jerked it, and am now munching on a tasty croissant.
    If I told SE++ every time I jerked off I'd have more posts than Shoe.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ I wish to announce that I have successfully jerked it, and am now munching on a tasty croissant.
    If I told SE++ every time I jerked off I'd have more posts than Shoe.

    How many times have you jerked it and had a chocolate croissant right afterwards, though?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ I wish to announce that I have successfully jerked it, and am now munching on a tasty croissant.
    If I told SE++ every time I jerked off I'd have more posts than Shoe.

    How many times have you jerked it and had a chocolate croissant right afterwards, though?
    If I jerked off and have a chocolate croissant right afterwards I think I would die from being completely fulfilled.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I must say, Beavotron is quite a classy lady

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    The classiest of the pissing in boyfriends mouth variety

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    don't forget shitting on the ceiling

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  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'M A SKAT MAN! BE BA BA BOODA BOPE BA BADDA BOPE

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Shitting on ceilings and pissing in someones mouth, how can you be classier? Thats a question for the ages.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shitting on ceilings and pissing in someones mouth, how can you be classier? Thats a question for the ages.

    Shitting on someones chest and smearing it with your ax wound. That's how.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    A new assignment for Beavo, she needs to come through for us.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    It's her only hope.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What have we done?

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah but somehow it has to be accidental

    thats what adds the extra class

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Well, her ass is right next to her boyfriends face, I'm sure she can sleep a few inches down after eating bad mexican food.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maybe if she was wearing a tuxedo when she did it

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  • YesterdayYesterday Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Maybe if she was wearing a tuxedo when she did it

    It was a top hat.

    Yesterday on
    What seems to be your boggle?
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    That's asking way too much, who eats bad mexican food in a tux?

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's asking way too much, who eats bad mexican food in a tux?

    Okay, maybe one of her eyes is really bad and she wears a monocle. How's that?

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Tim-OTim-O Registered User
    edited September 2008
    That's asking way too much, who eats bad mexican food in a tux?

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    had to be done

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    did it?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'M A SKAT MAN! BE BA BA BOODA BOPE BA BADDA BOPE

    oh god I laughed so hard at this

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I've eaten bad Italian food in a tux before, but Mexican? A tux in a Mexican food place is way too classy.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    synth if I ask you what interfemoral means will I regret it

    It means you rub your dick on the inner thigh. Except there's no vagina at the top, just a nasty taint with some nuts.

    defender are you against gays

    No, of course not. However, I am against gay sex in my own personal life.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've worn a tux to Wendy's.

    It was my prom dinner for senior prom.

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  • Tim-OTim-O Registered User
    edited September 2008
    maybe at a mexican wedding? all eating some classy refried beans

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I've eaten bad Italian food in a tux before, but Mexican? A tux in a Mexican food place is way too classy.
    I mean, look at this shit. Central California doesn't know Italian food.
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shibby fucked everything in that photo later that night.

    Including the pasta.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Have you ever had pasta sex? It's the wettest creamiest sex you'll ever have

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm still freaked out at how long my fingers are in every picture I post.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I once wore a suit smoking a joint under the bleachers in the rain.

    Fedora and all.

    It was surreal.

    But that may be because I was drunk.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I once wore a suit smoking a joint under the bleachers in the rain.

    Fedora and all.

    It was surreal.

    But that may be because I was drunk.

    did you remember to bring a towel?

    Wren on
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I read this thing all from page one up to sixty five, is there anything between sixty five and here worth going back for?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No and not really.

    My suit is water resistant.

    Which makes you feel like Jesus when you're drunk/high walking in the rain.

    Graves on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want to start a website in the vein of "Will it Blend" it would be called "Will Shibby Fuck It?"

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want to start a website in the vein of "Will it Blend" it would be called "Will Shibby Fuck It?"

    Don't breathe that!

    Graves on
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    No and not really.

    My suit is water resistant.

    Which makes you feel like Jesus when you're drunk/high walking in the rain.

    whatever. it was a super clever south park reference

    Wren on
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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want to start a website in the vein of "Will it Blend" it would be called "Will Shibby Fuck It?"

    www.google.com

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    95% of things will be yes. I'm not prejudice about what I fuck

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