I Got 99 Problems But A [CHAT] Ain't One

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Uncle Long wrote: »
    Ice Cold Tam

    I'm going to start packaging it. Goodbye global warming.

    Also, Hook is good but it's not the best.

    Tam on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey I played only with gender neutral toys like Lego and dinosaurs and transformers and vaginal douches. Wait, what?

    Here's a commercial we had fun watching when very drunk:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cAYWi9E_0

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Sorry, but Bacon's too busy getting me a video game job.

    Right, Bakey? Remember my food-making abilities!!! REMEMBER THEM.

    Ye...yes. I- I'm on that.
    NDjob.jpg

    And what the heck Prox, I thought you had a video game job at Disney Interactive or whatever.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sorry, but Bacon's too busy getting me a video game job.

    Right, Bakey? Remember my food-making abilities!!! REMEMBER THEM.

    Ye...yes. I- I'm on that.
    NDjob.jpg

    And what the heck Prox, I thought you had a video game job at Disney Interactive or whatever.

    hey bacon

    you think you can get me a janitor job

    at a video game company

    Tam on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    Sorry, but Bacon's too busy getting me a video game job.

    Right, Bakey? Remember my food-making abilities!!! REMEMBER THEM.

    Ye...yes. I- I'm on that.
    NDjob.jpg

    And what the heck Prox, I thought you had a video game job at Disney Interactive or whatever.

    hey bacon

    you think you can get me a janitor job

    at a video game company

    I'll pay you a dollar a month to mop my cubicle.

    It's carpeted, so you better put your back into it because I want to be able to see my face in it.

    EDIT: I hate that song outside the context of the movie.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    Sorry, but Bacon's too busy getting me a video game job.

    Right, Bakey? Remember my food-making abilities!!! REMEMBER THEM.

    Ye...yes. I- I'm on that.
    NDjob.jpg

    And what the heck Prox, I thought you had a video game job at Disney Interactive or whatever.

    hey bacon

    you think you can get me a janitor job

    at a video game company

    I'll pay you a dollar a month to mop my cubicle.

    It's carpeted, so you better put your back into it because I want to be able to see my face in it.

    hey as long as I can get my Spicy McChicken

    also so I can steal things

    Tam on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    EDIT: I hate that song outside the context of the movie.

    How can you hate it when she does such an amazing job of singing it?

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sorry, but Bacon's too busy getting me a video game job.

    Right, Bakey? Remember my food-making abilities!!! REMEMBER THEM.

    Ye...yes. I- I'm on that.
    NDjob.jpg

    And what the heck Prox, I thought you had a video game job at Disney Interactive or whatever.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA...oh man, hearts.

    Tam wrote: »
    hey bacon

    you think you can get me a janitor job

    at a video game company

    Hey you know what's funny? I know a guy who knows a guy who got "into the biz"....and initially was a janitor. Apparently, he made a bunch of Frankenstein sculptures in his spare time, and one of his friends brought one into the art department of ILM (while they were working on the never-produced Frankenstien)...and Whammo! I heard he's up in the ranks now.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    EDIT: I hate that song outside the context of the movie.

    How can you hate it when she does such an amazing job of singing it?

    I got 5 seconds into that clip before shutting it off because I thought it was just the damn song.

    Even being really awful can't made it better enough, sadly.

    EDIT:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA...oh man, hearts.
    :rotate:

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I only had a paid internship!

    Also curse you bacon and you're charismatic drawings!

    Also also I too enjoyed hook.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hook was great! Wasn't it poorly recieved by critics or something?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hook was great! Wasn't it poorly recieved by critics or something?

    fuck the police

    Tam on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ya know what? Hook is, like, the best movie ever. If you don't like Hook, fuck you. Fuck. You.

    hook-1.gif

    You know what was the best part of that movie?

    The Hook theme song. The one they'd always played when the man showed up.

    Also this one was aces:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzuQle4py8

    EDIT: Here it is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWSWokSYp-4&feature=related

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    HAY ND! I DREW a COmic 4 YOU TOO!
    baprox.jpg
    Wanna come over to my place and watch THE PAGEMASTER staring mccully culkin?

    PROX on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    PROX wrote: »
    HAY ND! I DREW a COmic 4 YOU TOO!
    baprox.jpg
    Wanna come over to my place and watch THE PAGEMASTER staring mccully culkin?

    YOU FIEND!

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Needs more blood splurting.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Or did you bleed out already?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    It all boiled away from the rage.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PROX wrote: »
    HAY ND! I DREW a COmic 4 YOU TOO!
    baprox.jpg
    Wanna come over to my place and watch THE PAGEMASTER staring mccully culkin?

    YOU FIEND!

    oh sorry I just needed the beard and threw away the rest. I made you a replacement head though:

    newbacongift.jpg

    PROX on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey ND theres internet dudes fighting over you

    Tam on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    baprox2.jpg

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Oh man, I just got back from the first screening of The Dark Knight on my island. I don't know if I really enjoyed the movie, or just happy that I can come out of my media blackout.

    but...

    Oh man

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. Just Wow.

    Warning: American Politics Ahead.

    Sarah Palin lies about child?

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I blame Palin for the month and a half in which the rest of the world had The Dark Knight, and in which my dinky Alaskan island was in the dark.

    Edit: I still hold that she's about on par with a box of rocks with respects to savvy. We will see tears at least once before this campaign ends.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quite possibly the worst vice president I have ever heard of.

    PROX on
  • VirumVirum Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hook was great! Wasn't it poorly recieved by critics or something?
    Yeah....because it sucks.

    Virum on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Haha. I'm 26. Next birthday I think I'll ask for all my birthday cards to just be folded blank sheets of a4 paper. Then no one will know the truth.

    geezer

    Go play with your Tonka trucks. Oh wait, sorry, Barbies.

    why i oughtta

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Virum wrote: »
    Hook was great! Wasn't it poorly recieved by critics or something?
    Yeah....because it sucks.

    SILENCE! Go crawl back into your dark hole where childhood dreams go to die!

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  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    some dude at a party tried to tell me daft punk covered kanye wests song >.< *rage-explode*

    a guy at my school was also vehemently defending the fact that johnny cash wrote hurt. no he didn't fucking idiot.

    i hate stupid people.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Virum wrote: »
    Hook was great! Wasn't it poorly recieved by critics or something?
    Yeah....because it sucks.

    SILENCE! Go crawl back into your dark hole where childhood dreams go to die!

    Did you ever play the SNES game?

    PROX on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hmm, I can hear someones sub woofer at 11pm on a sunday night. This does not bode well.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Haha. I'm 26. Next birthday I think I'll ask for all my birthday cards to just be folded blank sheets of a4 paper. Then no one will know the truth.

    geezer

    Go play with your Tonka trucks. Oh wait, sorry, Barbies.

    why i oughtta

    Lookadisgai, hah? Wise gai ova hee.

    Tam on
  • EdmanEdman Registered User
    edited August 2008
    On politics: If I didn't think it were some outlandish conspiracy theory, I would think that this election was rigged by the powers-that-be...I mean, you've got John McCain at death's door, and the soccer mom vice president who has all this scandal surrounding her. If they are trying to make Obama look like the Best Thing Ever, they are doing a damn good job.

    Also, you all are so young! I turn 26 in a month, and am feeling every bit of it.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    On politics: If I didn't think it were some outlandish conspiracy theory, I would think that this election was rigged by the powers-that-be...I mean, you've got John McCain at death's door, and the soccer mom vice president who has all this scandal surrounding her. If they are trying to make Obama look like the Best Thing Ever, they are doing a damn good job.

    Also, you all are so young! I turn 26 in a month, and am feeling every bit of it.

    And a hurricane bearing down on the RNC when many Republicans prayed for rain on the DNC convention.

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  • EdmanEdman Registered User
    edited August 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    On politics: If I didn't think it were some outlandish conspiracy theory, I would think that this election was rigged by the powers-that-be...I mean, you've got John McCain at death's door, and the soccer mom vice president who has all this scandal surrounding her. If they are trying to make Obama look like the Best Thing Ever, they are doing a damn good job.

    Also, you all are so young! I turn 26 in a month, and am feeling every bit of it.

    And a hurricane bearing down on the RNC when many Republicans prayed for rain on the DNC convention.

    Well, I had people in mind when I said "powers-that-be", but damn, you just raised the conspiracy up a notch!

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That's it, Barack Obama is the second coming of Jesus. And this is great for unity because this means Jesus was black and white.

    Tam on
  • EdmanEdman Registered User
    edited August 2008
    And all this time I thought the reason Jesus was returning was because he forgot his keys...

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the keys to the Kingdom?

    Tam on
  • EdmanEdman Registered User
    edited August 2008
    To the car.

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