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[Phalla] Viking Invasion! - Night 6 - Bugs on the brain

PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Critical Failures
To his Most Royal Majestie, Edmund the Just, King of all Britons in this the yeare of our Lourd Nine Hundreds Two Score and Seven,

My liege, it is with a heavy hart and my utmost despair that I do send this epistle to you this day. The barbarian Danes have returned to the shores of Britain and do set upon your servant with heretofore unseen levels of blaspheme and violence. Where once their great Dragon ships on our shores once entailed only quick raids upon hamlets and priories, they have now shown a capacity for incredible hubris and planning. I feare that York castle and the town surrounding has been besieged by these cunning Pagan monsters. Theyr blood soaked warriors daily pelt our walls with the heads and arms of your murdered subjects, and the smoke of burning cottages and fields blots the sun out. To my shame and dismay, the brave warriors you did entrust to me were lured beyond our walls and ambushed. Though they fought well they were cut apart by crazed beastes who paraded about in nought but theyr skin despite the horrific cold. York keep is now defended by my own personal troupe of Huscarls and the Town Militiamen I was able to levy in the mean time.

Were this all that beset your servants, I would not write with such feare and desperation. The walls of your citie are strong and the stocks piled high with grain. We might hold out in siege for many months and your honored Majestie would surely raise a most mighty force in that time and drive the heathens from your lands. But the Lourd Most High is testing us mightily with travails. It seems the clever raiders did not simply set out to burn and pillage on a brief whim, but instead planned this assault for some time. Infiltrators sit inside our walls, disguised as faithful citizens and loyal servants. Already we have found murdered soldiers and townsfolk, and but for the quick eyes of the sentries, our gates would have been thrown wide for the ravaging army at our feet. I have taken what steps I can to flush out the imposters, but I feare that should York not be reinforced soon our populace may be slaughtered from within and your antient lands laid waste by these scheming Danes.

Please Majestie, make the utmost haiste and bring down the fury of Our Lourd upon the heads of these fiends. Until then, I remain your faithful servant,
Lord York


Standard Phalla Rules:
You may not communicate regarding the game with someone who is dead, unless there is some specific mechanic in place to do so. In that case, communication normally goes through the narrator.

You may not use any anonymous method of communication to discuss the game. Forum-based PMs, external IMs, and e-mails are allowed as long as the person you are talking to knows who you are.

You may not use screencaps to "prove" anything to anyone.

You may not post verbatim role PMs to "prove" anything to anyone. The basic villager PM will be posted in the thread.

Specific Viking Phalla Rules:
This is a hidden mechanics game. You do not know how many Vikings are in the population or what they can do. On the side of the English are the villagers, the Lord’s Huscarls who act as a vigilante, and the Town Militia who act as a guardian. There are other roles, but what they are and what they entail is a mystery to you!

Every turn you will vote in red like so: !vote PsychoLarry1. The player with the most votes will be arrested by Lord York and placed in the castle dungeon. These players are effectively dead. Players killed by the vote will not have their roles or allegiances revealed. If a player is killed by anything but the vote, his or her role will be revealed.

There are no conversions. This is a 50 player game.

Each turn ends at 11pm EST

1. El Skid - Warlock - Night 7 Dead by Viking
2. Arasaki - Night 2 Jailed
3. CrimsonCoyote - Astrologer - Night 5 Dead by Disgruntled Employee
4. Maximus - Town Militia - Night 4 Dead by Viking
5. DevoutlyApathetic
6. Durax - Night 1 - Dead by Viking
7. Elldren - Villager - Night 5 Dead by Veteran
8. Thetheroo - Monk - Night 5 Dead by Viking
9. Minigunwielder - Freed
10. Enlightenedbum - Jailer - Night 1 Dead by Huscarl
11. Wildcat
12. Gorilla Salad
13. Rainfall - Pub Owner - Night 6 Dead by Huscarl
14. Frost Mist - Town Militia - Night 4 Dead by Viking
15. BobCesca - Retired Veteran - Retired from Game
16. Institutionalised Pederasty - Astrologer - Night 2 Dead by Huscarl
17. JoschuaESQ
18. Varcayn
19. JustPlainPavek
20. PantsB
21. Goose! - Night 4 Jailed
22. MundaneSoul
23. Jason Todd
24. Bliss 101
25. Sheep Have Wool - Huscarl - Night 7 Dead by Viking
26. FreeAgent - SOCK Member - Night 3 Dead by Viking
27. Warban - Huscarl - Night 5 Dead by Viking
28. TehSloth
29. TheLawinator
30. Grundlterror - Viking - Night 3 Dead by Veteran
31. Shamus - Huscarl - Night 7 Dead by Huscarl
32. FunkyWaltDogg - Town Militia - Night 3 Dead by Viking
33. Cantide - Town Militia - Night 2 Dead by Viking
34. Zellpher
35. Nion
36. Ryadic - Corrupt Prison Guard - Night 6 Dead by Disgruntled Employee
37. The_Lightbringer - Night 7 Jailed
38. kuhlmeye
39. Rend
40. The_Reflection - Night 6 Jailed
41. Jokerman - Night 3 Jailed
42. Toxic Toys
43. Jpants - Monk - Night 3 Dead by Huscarl
44. Egos - Huscarl - Night 6 Dead by Viking
45. Gumpy
46. Niceguy Myeye
47. Dac Vin - Monk - Night 4 Dead by Disgruntled Employee
48. B:L - Freed
49. Malkor - Monk - Night 1 Death by Viking
50. Obbi - SOCK Member - Night 6 Dead by Veteran

Villager PM:
Villager – Sweet Heavenly Christ these damned Vikings! What’d you ever do to them? ‘Ere you was just minding your own business when your old mate Barry’s head came flying over the castle walls and into your bleedin’ wife’s lap! That sur’ enough set her to screaming for a bloody week it did. You’ll do whatever you have to help out Lord York to get these bastard Northmen out of England and out of your life.

Night 1
Night 2
Night 3
Night 4
Night 5
Night 6
Night 7

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up for 5 if possible.

    Let's see if I can manage to get past night 1 this time.

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh snap. A non-mini. !Sign up

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lord York wrote: »

    My liege, it is with a heavy hart and my utmost despair that I do send this epistle to you this day. The barbarian Danes have returned to the shores of Britain and do set upon your servant with heretofore unseen levels of blaspheme and violence.

    Surely Lord York meant "blasphemy", which would be someone blaspheming, though of course I wouldn't wish to blaspheme the Lord's grasp of our language.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Lord York wrote: »

    My liege, it is with a heavy hart and my utmost despair that I do send this epistle to you this day. The barbarian Danes have returned to the shores of Britain and do set upon your servant with heretofore unseen levels of blaspheme and violence.

    Surely Lord York meant "blasphemy", which would be someone blaspheming, though of course I wouldn't wish to blaspheme the Lord's grasp of our language.
    One might even postulate that the letter was written 700 years before any dictionary existed to codify the English language.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Lord York wrote: »

    My liege, it is with a heavy hart and my utmost despair that I do send this epistle to you this day. The barbarian Danes have returned to the shores of Britain and do set upon your servant with heretofore unseen levels of blaspheme and violence.

    Surely Lord York meant "blasphemy", which would be someone blaspheming, though of course I wouldn't wish to blaspheme the Lord's grasp of our language.

    If a lord wants to use "blaspheme" as a noun, I'm not going to say anything.

    Neither are you, Capiche?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sign Up!!!!

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up then.

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    I CAN'T STOP!

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

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    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did you guys know that from 866 to 954 York was controlled by the Vikings and called Jorvik? The last Viking ruler was named Eric Bloodaxe and King Edmund I died in 946! This phalla couldn't possibly have happened!

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

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    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

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    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !I dost pledge service to my liege lord

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign Up

    eth

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vikings? !Sign up

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Vikings? !Sign up

    Note Rainfall's immediate assumption that she'll be evil. :lol:

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    As a Norwegian, I have to !Sign up for this :D

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign Up for my first CF Phalla!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Institutionalised Pederasty's former name would just have been so great for this.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Hey, DarkPrimus, where do you find that shit, and do you actually look for it?

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    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !sign up, hells yea.

    Also, did Vikings like children? If you catch my drift.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Augh!

    Also, welcome BobCesca!

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  • JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up!

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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cool theme.

    !sign up

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Oh god are we going to do this shit again?

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Oh god are we going to do this shit again?

    Until the end of time.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Vikings? !Sign up

    Note Rainfall's immediate assumption that she'll be evil. :lol:

    BY THOR'S BALLS! THOU ART INSULTING MY HONOR!

    Saexes at dawn, I say!

    Rainfall on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Vikings? !Sign up

    Note Rainfall's immediate assumption that she'll be evil. :lol:

    BY THOR'S BALLS! THOU ART INSULTING MY HONOR!

    Saexes at dawn, I say!

    So many things to say to this... I think I'll stick with:

    "I'll have to pass, I'm happily married in a monogamous relationship. Thanks for the offer though"

    :P

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Oh god are we going to do this shit again?

    Until the end of time.

    OR, or you could get past this and act like a "normal" for a while.....

    Do you want to try that maybe? See how that goes?

    Maximus on
  • JustPlainPavekJustPlainPavek Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Oh god are we going to do this shit again?

    Until the end of time.

    OR, or you could get past this and act like a "normal" for a while.....

    Do you want to try that maybe? See how that goes?

    what's all this about then?

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Oh god are we going to do this shit again?

    Until the end of time.

    OR, or you could get past this and act like a "normal" for a while.....

    Do you want to try that maybe? See how that goes?

    what's all this about then?
    Ardor wrote:
    Thetheroo lunges at Crimsoncoyote with his sword, but Crimsoncoyote’s pot lid shield deflects the attack!
    CrimsonCoyote and Toxic Toys have a standaoff. Crimsoncoyote grabs a coconut from the ground and lunges to hit Toxic toys with it, but misses.
    Toxic Toys grabs Crimsoncoyote by the hair, pulls his head back, slices his throat with his switchblade. However, as Crimsoncoyote falls to the ground, he pulls out a first aid kit and is able to bandage himself up and get away.
    Maximus slices right though Thetheroo with his sword, killing him.


    And Maximus, not a chance. I like having a perma grudge, makes Day 1 easier.

    Thetheroo on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Sign Up!!!!

    MAXIMUSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Oh god are we going to do this shit again?

    Until the end of time.

    OR, or you could get past this and act like a "normal" for a while.....

    Do you want to try that maybe? See how that goes?

    what's all this about then?
    Ardor wrote:
    Thetheroo lunges at Crimsoncoyote with his sword, but Crimsoncoyote’s pot lid shield deflects the attack!
    CrimsonCoyote and Toxic Toys have a standaoff. Crimsoncoyote grabs a coconut from the ground and lunges to hit Toxic toys with it, but misses.
    Toxic Toys grabs Crimsoncoyote by the hair, pulls his head back, slices his throat with his switchblade. However, as Crimsoncoyote falls to the ground, he pulls out a first aid kit and is able to bandage himself up and get away.
    Maximus slices right though Thetheroo with his sword, killing him.


    And Maximus, not a chance. I like having a perma grudge, makes Day 1 easier.

    You keep bringing that up. I'm going to have to defend Maximus for that.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Toxic Toys grabs Crimsoncoyote by the hair, pulls his head back, slices his throat with his switchblade. However, as Crimsoncoyote falls to the ground, he pulls out a first aid kit and is able to bandage himself up and get away.

    Ahaha...

    I am going to have to work something like this into a narration at some point.

    Frosteey on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Toxic Toys grabs Crimsoncoyote by the hair, pulls his head back, slices his throat with his switchblade. However, as Crimsoncoyote falls to the ground, he pulls out a first aid kit and is able to bandage himself up and get away.

    Ahaha...

    I am going to have to work something like this into a narration at some point.

    I don't like the sound of that D:

    crimsoncoyote on
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up for my first non-mini phalla

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