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bowen
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I felt like redoing this thread over here in SE++ because I'm a sadistic bastard.
Share some horrifying driving experiences with us here. Even something just completely stupid you witness people doing. It seems they happen at least once a day to me, so I figured a few of us can have a go at it. I'd have posted this in D&D but they'd be all up in my business with "oh that shit is dangerous" and "speed because statistically it's safer! Here's a bunch of retarded graphs that proves my point". So if you're one of those assholes that breaks the law because it's safer, go back to D&D because I don't want to hear it.
That said.
Today on my way to the bank some fucking wanker was going 25 in a fucking 40. During lunch rush-hour. It also took him forever to go through lights. Get your eyes checked grandpa.
Also, the crazy ass drivers that pull up beside me on a two lane road that merges into a 1 lane road at a light. Why don't you realize your 86 Corolla isn't going to outmatch my car? Seriously, when I beat you I'm going to slow to a fucking crawl (still close to the speed limit) because I can.
And you, yeah you, fucker on my ass trying to go 80 when I'm speeding myself going 60 in a 55. Yeah, go to hell, wait, what's that, I'm going 40 now? Too bad.
Share some horrifying driving experiences with us here. Even something just completely stupid you witness people doing. It seems they happen at least once a day to me, so I figured a few of us can have a go at it. I'd have posted this in D&D but they'd be all up in my business with "oh that shit is dangerous" and "speed because statistically it's safer! Here's a bunch of retarded graphs that proves my point". So if you're one of those assholes that breaks the law because it's safer, go back to D&D because I don't want to hear it.
That said.
Today on my way to the bank some fucking wanker was going 25 in a fucking 40. During lunch rush-hour. It also took him forever to go through lights. Get your eyes checked grandpa.
Also, the crazy ass drivers that pull up beside me on a two lane road that merges into a 1 lane road at a light. Why don't you realize your 86 Corolla isn't going to outmatch my car? Seriously, when I beat you I'm going to slow to a fucking crawl (still close to the speed limit) because I can.
And you, yeah you, fucker on my ass trying to go 80 when I'm speeding myself going 60 in a 55. Yeah, go to hell, wait, what's that, I'm going 40 now? Too bad.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
i felt so bad
You bastard!
Oh wait...what
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But hey, at least I got a cat or two once.
Drive-bys are the best way to handle disputes.
i felt especially horrible because it was a cat that my mom was giving food and caring for
i cried so much
Yeah, wanna fight?
80 if i'm in a hurry
Stupid driving... hmm. Well if we plan on going somewhere with added hilarity and its urgent, we will take out the bong while driving on the highway.
Works surprisingly well.
Oh, and it seems if there is ever an animal on the road, all of us do a crazy impossible exaggerated maneuver as to not hit it.
Your dog has style.
I knew some window installers who flipped their work truck a few times on I75. They were smoking a bowl when they got clipped by a Mercedes. They got out unharmed and commenced to toking up again.
People saying "I've been in 6 accidents, and no one will cover me."
No shit, it's time to buy a bike.
It took a few extra dollars for the cheerleaders having the fundraiser to wash the skin and hair out of the grill of the car.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Then you nailed the chubby one in the back seat because she had the lowest self-esteem and would do crazy shit without hesitation for some attention.
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Chubby chicks are the tightest. Hopefully you used some baby blood as lube.
I never knew that there were so many pleasure folds until that experience.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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Yeah maybe if you paid fucking attention it wouldn't be a problem.
Someone came through the bank parking lot (it's inbetween two streets) going about 50. Almost hit me in the ass. Cop pulled them over for (I'm guessing) probably circumventing the light. That cop is always in that parking lot too. Not even hidden.
Sounds like my kind of people.
Also, a few times? As in, multiple times?
Hm.
The truck rolled over several times.
PS
They got paid.
The ones that really piss me off are the ones that gun it to get ahead of you, and then make a left hand turn at the next street, blocking traffic for however long it takes them to get through. Nine times out of ten, if they had stayed where they were instead of speeding up, the could've made the turn without stopping or blocking traffic.
One dude the other night just kept doing it. Kept stopping at the next red light, everyone would pass him because they didn't need to stop. Zoom past again, stop again. For about 2 miles.
How are you not understanding this?
All of our lights are on sensors. It makes it ridiculous to stop because of 2 cars when it's rush hour. Especially since in about 5 minutes, the road is almost completely clear for another 2 minutes until the next wave comes.
Riding a motorcycle.
Ours are sensitive enough to pick up someone standing in the lane. Really. Someone jaywalked a little too much in the lane and it set off the sensor in rush hour. So a ton of cars just sit and wait 5 minutes for nothing.
So what you're trying to say is you're an asshole?
Don't go 80 in a 55 and we don't have a problem. I'm totally okay with people going 60, or even 65, but every single person who goes 80 on this road gets rammed into on the blind corner. And I don't want to be the guy that gets hit because you're the dick behind me trying to get me to speed up.
No, I think you were actually saying that you are a fucker who will deliberately slow traffic because you think you are the police somehow.
Sorry didn't know going at a comfortable speed under the speed limit was against the law somehow.
D&D is calling, they want some graphs.