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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Rane

    I don't think it quite works that way

    whenever I'm all

    rawr rawr RAWR HUUURK goodnight

    she's all

    oh bullshit

    you're finishing me off, too

    Cuddling is not my way of making it up to her

    it is mutually beneficial, and completely separate from sex

    it sometimes leads to sex, and sometimes results from sex, but it is usually snuggling for the sake of snuggling

    I make it a point to dissapoint each and every woman I sleep with


    well

    not dissapoint


    I bluevagina them

    Raneados on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    From the quiz

    Q: What type of contraception BEST protects against HIV and STDs?

    TWO Condoms used at the same time!

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote:
    The Nothing wrote:
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    indeed. truly, we are sensitive men. plus it feels real nice to nuzzle some rude tittays.

    Yours or hers?

    chairshot.jpg

    Hahaha.

    The Nothing on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.
    No, I'm that way too. I overheat really easily, and I'm skinny as a rail.

    How skinny? Maybe there is a correlation to skinny=being a lizard

    6'2" 159lbs

    Weaver on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    that's the main idea, Stigma, yeah

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.
    No, I'm that way too. I overheat really easily, and I'm skinny as a rail.

    How skinny? Maybe there is a correlation to skinny=being a lizard

    6'2" 159lbs
    Wow, you are really fucking skinny.

    Tallahasseeriel on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    In that situation you have two options.

    Rape.
    or throw her to the curb and tell her to come back when she has 50 dollars in drugs.

    she's a really good christian girl i've been working on for years who when i met her didn't even look at boys that way

    i gave her her first kiss a couple years back

    and last month i gave her her first orgasm

    i'm banking on in five years being able to do a three-way with her and her best friend

    You're so fucked.

    you are messing with Pandora's Box, Paku.

    Once opened, you will release evils that can never be undone.

    I guarantee you this girl will become insatiable.

    You have given her the taste.

    She has been surpressing her appetite for decades.

    Rankenphile on
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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.

    But it's okay to have your dick in her without overheating, right?

    Oh, wait. That'd be under 5 minutes.

    The Nothing on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    From the quiz

    Q: What type of contraception BEST protects against HIV and STDs?

    TWO Condoms used at the same time!
    that...that was the actual answer?
    Wow

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    that's the main idea, Stigma, yeah

    wait

    she'll accept orgasms but she won't give them?

    Raneados on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    From the quiz

    Q: What type of contraception BEST protects against HIV and STDs?

    TWO Condoms used at the same time!

    woah, what?

    that's worse than using one!

    The friction between the two will cause both to break.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.
    No, I'm that way too. I overheat really easily, and I'm skinny as a rail.

    How skinny? Maybe there is a correlation to skinny=being a lizard

    6'2" 159lbs
    Wow, you are really fucking skinny.

    I'm 6 foot but I'm just now starting to eat right again after dealing with a bunch of shit with my ex and then finally breaking up. When we were together I was maybe 140-145. Maybe.

    I have problems with depression and my stomach so gaining weight is a fucking task and a half.

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    apollotreatinguapollotreatingu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2006
    Hey guys how I mine for dick?????

    vaginaslol

    apollotreatingu on
    Hey guys I got an avatar, can I hang out now?
    I'll let you ride my bike!
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    The Nothing wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.

    But it's okay to have your dick in her without overheating, right?

    Oh, wait. That'd be under 5 minutes.

    Man John you always go for the easy burns.

    My lungs aren't in my dick John, as long as my chest isn't directly against her I'm fine.

    Weaver on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    Rankenphile wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    From the quiz

    Q: What type of contraception BEST protects against HIV and STDs?

    TWO Condoms used at the same time!

    woah, what?

    that's worse than using one!

    The friction between the two will cause both to break.

    They don't specify where you're supposed to wear the second one.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Dental Dam

    Weaver on
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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.
    No, I'm that way too. I overheat really easily, and I'm skinny as a rail.

    How skinny? Maybe there is a correlation to skinny=being a lizard

    6'2" 159lbs
    same thing for me, 6'0" 150lbs

    babyeatingjesus on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Dental Dam

    Lisa needs braces!

    Rankenphile on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    In that situation you have two options.

    Rape.
    or throw her to the curb and tell her to come back when she has 50 dollars in drugs.

    she's a really good christian girl i've been working on for years who when i met her didn't even look at boys that way

    i gave her her first kiss a couple years back

    and last month i gave her her first orgasm

    i'm banking on in five years being able to do a three-way with her and her best friend

    You're so fucked.

    you are messing with Pandora's Box, Paku.

    Once opened, you will release evils that can never be undone.

    I guarantee you this girl will become insatiable.

    You have given her the taste.

    She has been surpressing her appetite for decades.
    Seriously. This can happen, I've created these monsters my self. I acctually had one my ex's tell me that she didn't want to have sex becasue she thought she would like it tomuch. We did. And oh god, she wanted it all the time.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Dental Dam

    Lisa needs braces!

    8)

    Weaver on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    god you skinny bitches

    how is it that I have 30 pounds on you

    Raneados on
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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    god you skinny bitches

    how is it that I have 30 pounds on you
    fatty

    babyeatingjesus on
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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    6'4" 180lbs

    I'm a proportionate fellow

    Nucsh on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    are we gonna start talkin about weight again, I'll have to go cry and puke

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I am lonely.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    god you skinny bitches

    how is it that I have 30 pounds on you

    I don't eat sugar or fried foods or anything with corn syrup in it

    Weaver on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Rankenphile wrote:
    you are messing with Pandora's Box, Paku.

    Once opened, you will release evils that can never be undone.

    I guarantee you this girl will become insatiable.

    You have given her the taste.

    She has been surpressing her appetite for decades.

    i've always wanted to be one of those guys who was responsible for turning an uber-religious girl into one of those girls who casually talks about threesomes and dudes she's sucked off at ballparks

    t Ranedos: a little at a time, dude. she was afraid to kiss dudes at first, then this last time when she offered to help me out i said we'd only do things she was comfortable with. being coy now is buying me blowjobs galore come christmas

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    BLOODLUST wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    god you skinny bitches

    how is it that I have 30 pounds on you
    fatty
    Depression and stomach problems.

    Hopefully now that I'm going to the gym and eating again I'll be up to 155 in a few months.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Back to the sex talk people

    BTW-man it is great having muscles the lady loooooooves them

    Weaver on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    god you skinny bitches

    how is it that I have 30 pounds on you

    I don't eat sugar or fried foods or anything with corn syrup in it

    why don't you eat the best kinds of food?

    Raneados on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku but they will be shitty inexperienced blowjobs

    Weaver on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    god you skinny bitches

    how is it that I have 30 pounds on you

    I don't eat sugar or fried foods or anything with corn syrup in it

    why don't you eat the best kinds of food?

    military brainwashing.

    it is the saddest thing

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Back to the sex talk people

    BTW-man it is great having muscles the lady loooooooves them

    I have special muscles.

    Swimmer++

    Nucsh on
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Confession:


    I am fifteen of the 67 people in the banned/jailed thread

    trentsteel on
    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver, I'm sorry for your condidton. One of the best parts of sex is the skin to skin contact.

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    Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    I did that at 2 different government jobs!

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    Steam ID - Fort1tude
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    I am so fucking disappointed in you fuckers.

    That Lisa needs braces reply was comedy gold.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    back when I was in the army I am pretty much nothing but dunkin donuts and papa johns pizza while chugging regular mountain dew

    yeah guess how I at one time hit 238lbs

    Weaver on
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    uhhhh


    Abstinance?

    Staleghoti on
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    mrpaku but they will be shitty inexperienced blowjobs

    but she will be comfortable enough around me to let me teach her

    if i say cup and squeeze and apply x amount of pressure, she will do so without hesitation

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