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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I should have sex tonight.

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    she is hot and she says those really suggestive but not overtly sexual things that make you think "oh god this is so wrong and dirty arrrgh"

    i don't have time to date or anything, and i haven't had sex in almost six months now

    but, you know, morals

    Tell her to stop being a whore?

    I dunno man... My situation was way different.

    Callius on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I had my penis surgically altered to make it two smaller penises.

    Monkeybomb on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    she is hot and she says those really suggestive but not overtly sexual things that make you think "oh god this is so wrong and dirty arrrgh"

    i don't have time to date or anything, and i haven't had sex in almost six months now

    but, you know, morals

    Tell her to stop being a whore?

    I dunno man... My situation was way different.

    do you want to talk about it?

    mrpaku on
  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I have every Blink 182 album.

    Hahahah. Oh, man.

    The Nothing on
    Janson wrote:
    Eat it, cunt
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I really want this chick but she has a boyfriend, it sucks.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    she is hot and she says those really suggestive but not overtly sexual things that make you think "oh god this is so wrong and dirty arrrgh"

    i don't have time to date or anything, and i haven't had sex in almost six months now

    but, you know, morals

    Tell her to stop being a whore?

    I dunno man... My situation was way different.

    do you want to talk about it?

    I can if you want/it'd help you make a decision.

    Callius on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    uriel start working out and get a haircut

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    the married girl I fucked was drunk and horny and her husband was already sleeping around, so I said fuck it.


    then her daughter called me daddy and I ran the fuck away.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the married girl I fucked was drunk and horny and her husband was already sleeping around, so I said fuck it.


    then her daughter called me daddy and I ran the fuck away.
    ohhhh

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    uriel start working out and get a haircut
    I agree on the haircut part but the only way I have of working out is a bike and it's chilly out.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the married girl I fucked was drunk and horny and her husband was already sleeping around, so I said fuck it.


    then her daughter called me daddy and I ran the fuck away.
    that is the scariest thing I've read all day, and the furry thread is right there.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the married girl I fucked was drunk and horny and her husband was already sleeping around, so I said fuck it.


    then her daughter called me daddy and I ran the fuck away.

    And now that poor little girl thinks her dad ran away and she has to live with a stranger.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis

    mrpaku on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Bloodlust wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the married girl I fucked was drunk and horny and her husband was already sleeping around, so I said fuck it.


    then her daughter called me daddy and I ran the fuck away.
    that is the scariest thing I've read all day, and the furry thread is right there.

    Oh shit son. That is scary, creepy... lots of bad things.

    Monkeybomb on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis
    Always listen to the penis.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    DBZ and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures.

    The Geek on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis

    I suggest you tell her to get a divorce.

    If she's going to cheat, then she's going to cheat. Make the topic of divorce the issue, not the topic of her suckin' you off.

    Callius on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    DBZ and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures.

    I enjoy Linkin Park's more hip-hop songs.

    So basically I like Fort Minor.

    Abracadaniel on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis
    my feelings on the thing are if you don't have a standing relationship with either of the married folks (friends with the husband, work with the woman, etc.) then if she wants to fuck you and you want to fuck her then fuck. She's not anyone's property and she's making the decision on her own.

    Regardless of what Defender would say.

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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    the girls real dad did eventually run off, never to be seen again... that still doesn't excuse her for ruining my coitus

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Bloodlust wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis
    my feelings on the thing are if you don't have a standing relationship with either of the married folks (friends with the husband, work with the woman, etc.) then if she wants to fuck you and you want to fuck her then fuck. She's not anyone's property and she's making the decision on her own.

    Regardless of what Defender would say.

    True, but you may wanna think twice before the guy comes and jacks your shit up to fuck.

    Also, you should discuss, openly, what you're doing before you do it.

    Callius on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis

    I suggest you tell her to get a divorce.

    If she's going to cheat, then she's going to cheat. Make the topic of divorce the issue, not the topic of her suckin' you off.

    i've already told her to get a divorce

    apparently she really likes the house or something? she tends to just laugh the whole thing off the once or twice i've mentioned it

    meh

    mrpaku on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i think if the situation happens i'll just try to go with my gut and not my penis

    I suggest you tell her to get a divorce.

    If she's going to cheat, then she's going to cheat. Make the topic of divorce the issue, not the topic of her suckin' you off.

    i've already told her to get a divorce

    apparently she really likes the house or something? she tends to just laugh the whole thing off the once or twice i've mentioned it

    meh

    Oh, then the question isn't whether to screw a married chick, it's "do I want to screw a dumb leech?"

    The answer should be clear.
















    if she's hot, that is.

    Callius on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    DBZ and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures.

    Krillin: Life has become too powerful, there's no way we can beat it now!
    Goku: No, there is still one last chance! (cuts himself for three episodes)

    Larlar on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Ballman wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I'm unbelievably terrible at maths. Because I'm the smartest person in the world I kept getting put forward for advanced maths tests at school and flunking them. I make errors in BASIC ARITHMATIC. I PROBABLY EVEN SPELLED THAT WORD WRONG. I AM THAT BAD AT MATHS.

    If you have a DS you should seriously pick up Brain Age. I suck at the matherwebs and it has these drills that install the basic arithmatic back into your brain. As for vector calculus, we're fucked forever.

    Man, they let me teach differential equations (twice!) and I still can't do vector calculus.

    My eyes begin to water at the idea of scalars and vector fields. I try. I TRY! Maybe one day. D:

    Dely Apple on
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Leeches give great head.

    SpongeCake on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    God do I hate vector calculus.

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I play 50 Cent just after Imogen Heap

    Gafoto on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Gafoto wrote:
    I play 50 Cent just after Imogen Heap
    :^:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    Larlar wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    DBZ and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures.

    Krillin: Life has become too powerful, there's no way we can beat it now!
    Goku: No, there is still one last chance! (cuts himself for three episodes)

    Laughter!

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    the best 50 cent song is in da club remixed with the benny hill music

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I have like 8 NWA albums and compilations in my iTunes

    that is it, no other rappers

    Dely Apple on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    I own several Master P albums.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I have like 8 NWA albums and compilations in my iTunes

    that is it, no other rappers

    What of the Wu?

    Abracadaniel on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I have like 8 NWA albums and compilations in my iTunes

    that is it, no other rappers

    that's music for every occasion right there.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I have like 8 NWA albums and compilations in my iTunes

    that is it, no other rappers

    What of the Wu?

    or MF Doom?

    tsplitter on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I have like 8 NWA albums and compilations in my iTunes

    that is it, no other rappers

    What of the Wu?

    I don't even have 36 Chambers on here.

    Dely Apple on
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I like Depeche Mode.

    BigDes on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    The Wu is my pride and joy. I have Enter the 36 chambers and Forever.

    Solo Wu Stuff I have:

    1 Inspectah Deck album
    2 Method albums
    2 Raekwon albums
    2 Ghostface Killa albums
    Bobby Digital
    2 GZA albums
    2 ODB albums
    and even a U-God album.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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