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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    When I was 6 I use to love pissing into the trash can that was right next to toilet.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I draw all kinds of dark amusement out of horribly scarring others with internet horrors, such as that furry thread. It enriches my soul with evil.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    Callius on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Once, I jerked off in church. During a sermon. I was in the second pew from the front. Whee, jackets.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I draw all kinds of dark amusement out of horribly scarring others with internet horrors, such as that furry thread. It enriches my soul with evil.

    Then you must be the Scrooge McDuck of Hades.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.
    I don't feel I've earned my paycheck unless I've done it once a pay period

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  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I draw all kinds of dark amusement out of horribly scarring others with internet horrors, such as that furry thread. It enriches my soul with evil.

    It's a pretty good intro course to SE for the new guys, I think.

    The Nothing on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    Do kegels actually do anything for you? Any internet resources to reference?

    Monkeybomb on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.

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    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    Do kegels actually do anything for you? Any internet resources to reference?

    They help some guys stay a little harder and last a little longer.

    Personally though, you get to a point where no sane female would really want to go for that long anyhow.

    Also, I fib a lot.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I draw all kinds of dark amusement out of horribly scarring others with internet horrors, such as that furry thread. It enriches my soul with evil.

    It's a pretty good intro course to SE for the new guys, I think.

    It is a sign to quit the internets and recouperate one's morals when you find that it's not horrifying to encounter the thing in there, e.g. people who get off on animals huffing helium until they explode.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Aslan wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.

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    Bless you...

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Larlar wrote:
    I don't remember that strip having color.

    I don't remember your face having a mouth.

    It came free with my new iPod.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    That picture kicks goddamn ass, Cal.

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

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    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Aslan wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I have jacked off on a school bus and at work.

    dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?

    that shit is sweet.

    I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.

    I've jerked off with your taxes!

    I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.

    cryingeaglelol

    Bless you...

    I did it...for America.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    McNally wrote:
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

    I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    I keep reading PvP and I don't know why.

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

    I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
    after a while its like doing push ups

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    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    I keep reading PvP and I don't know why.

    and I keep reading PBF because it's frigging awesome.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    I keep reading PvP and I don't know why.
    I do too.

    Probably because it updates every day and fuck working first thing in the morning.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

    I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
    after a while its like doing push ups

    Haha! Yeah, it's like work.

    Gotta admit, though, after going off of the meds it feels like I can fucking shoot at the drop of a hat. Tough call.

    Monkeybomb on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

    I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
    after a while its like doing push ups

    Haha! Yeah, it's like work.

    Gotta admit, though, after going off of the meds it feels like I can fucking shoot at the drop of a hat. Tough call.

    Oral.

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

    I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
    after a while its like doing push ups

    Haha! Yeah, it's like work.

    Gotta admit, though, after going off of the meds it feels like I can fucking shoot at the drop of a hat. Tough call.
    the other morning it went on for hours and i was exhausted and threw up a few hours later.

    McNally on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.

    I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
    after a while its like doing push ups

    Haha! Yeah, it's like work.

    Gotta admit, though, after going off of the meds it feels like I can fucking shoot at the drop of a hat. Tough call.

    Oral.

    You mean for her? Or me? Because my girl has never been able to orgasm during normal sex without some manual intervention, even when I was lasting for days. So the oral already happens pretty much every time for her anyway.

    t McNally: Jesus, mine was never that bad. And if it was I'd just fucking quit after a while.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    think about baseball

    also, grip for a couple seconds right where the shaft meets to buy yourself extra time

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i think my lady is afraid of having orgasms

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    My first kiss was with a stripper.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2006
    i killed a guy

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.

    If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i once made out with a guy who had a journey t-shirt.

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    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    think about baseball

    also, grip for a couple seconds right where the shaft meets to buy yourself extra time

    I just start punching myself in the nuts when I'm close.

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.

    If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
    nah dude. when i go down on her, she get's all twitchy and moany and says: STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
    and pushes me away

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    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    think about baseball

    also, grip for a couple seconds right where the shaft meets to buy yourself extra time

    I just start punching myself in the nuts when I'm close.

    well that just makes me go sooner

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  • Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I have a confession to make:

    I have never had an SE++er's wang in my mouth...

    :(

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I just farted.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.

    If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
    nah dude. when i go down on her, she get's all twitchy and moany and says: STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
    and pushes me away

    It happens.

    But it might also be hurting her.

    Get her a vibe, dude, that'll push her over the top.

    Also:

    I didn't tell the first girl I was with that I was a virgin till WAYYYYY after.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.

    If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
    nah dude. when i go down on her, she get's all twitchy and moany and says: STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
    and pushes me away

    True story: I once dated a chick that wouldn't let me touch her nipples and could barely handle any action with her boobs at all. It was like they were ticklish or something.

    Edit: which was too bad, because they were big suckas

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.

    If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
    nah dude. when i go down on her, she get's all twitchy and moany and says: STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
    and pushes me away

    It happens.

    But it might also be hurting her.

    Get her a vibe, dude, that'll push her over the top.

    Also:

    I didn't tell the first girl I was with that I was a virgin till WAYYYYY after.
    i told mine while we were friends, so she knew.
    first time lasted like 1 minute.
    tops

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    McNally wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    McNally wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.

    If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
    nah dude. when i go down on her, she get's all twitchy and moany and says: STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
    and pushes me away

    It happens.

    But it might also be hurting her.

    Get her a vibe, dude, that'll push her over the top.

    Also:

    I didn't tell the first girl I was with that I was a virgin till WAYYYYY after.
    i told mine while we were friends, so she knew.
    first time lasted like 1 minute.
    tops

    I was nervous as hell.

    And she kind of mangled me up.

    So I went like an hour and nothin.

    Edit: also I'm terrible at job hunting.

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