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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    My first time I went for around an hour.

    Second time I was done in about two minutes.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    My first time I went for around an hour.

    Second time I was done in about two minutes.

    you're like the complete opposite of everyone else ever

    mrpaku on
  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i don't care that much for sex.

    McNally on
    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    My first time I went for around an hour.

    Second time I was done in about two minutes.

    you're like the complete opposite of everyone else ever

    yeah, I know.

    Also, i love how knob's confession of "I killed a guy" is one of those things that may or may not be a joke, but nobody called him on it.

    Rankenphile on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    My first time I went for around an hour.

    Second time I was done in about two minutes.

    you're like the complete opposite of everyone else ever

    yeah, I know.

    Also, i love how knob's confession of "I killed a guy" is one of those things that may or may not be a joke, but nobody called him on it.

    Shit happens.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Knob is good people.
    He's a collection of people.

    Robot people

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  • Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    We don't question Knob, here.

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  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I like to rip out hairs instead of shaving.
    Especially down there.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I like to rip out hairs instead of shaving.
    Especially down there.

    i do that with my eyebrows and nose hairs...but down there?

    D:

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    I like to rip out hairs instead of shaving.
    Especially down there.

    i do that with my eyebrows and nose hairs...but down there?

    D:
    If you do it down there it bleeds like a bastard.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Sometimes I want to get my car up over 100mph, move my foot away from the brake and just let go of the wheel

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  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I make fun of you guys behind your backs.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    I make fun of you guys behind your backs.

    I make fun of you guys infront of your faces.

    Callius on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    I make fun of you guys behind your backs.

    I make fun of you behind your front.

    Take that.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    no, no, I'm not calling bullshit on Bonk. He's a rad dude and I love him dearly.

    I'm just saying that "I killed a guy" is one of those knobisms that may be true or may just be one of his little quips he throws into conversation just to fuck with people.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I make fun of you guys to your faces.

    Aslan on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I didn't have sex until spring break of my senior year. I was then, for several years, a manwhore, for lack of a better term.

    I never led anybody on or anything like that, but I still feel kinda bad just about the number itself.

    Though I also know that if/when things when my girlfriend end, I'll probably go right back to it.

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  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User
    edited September 2006
    If you do it alot the skin will thicken

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I liked The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, but Came Down a Mountain.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    I like to rip out hairs instead of shaving.
    Especially down there.

    i do that with my eyebrows and nose hairs...but down there?

    D:

    A good Brazilian wax makes every day a fiesta

    Trillian on

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    When I was in high school i had sex with this awesomely hot chick who was completely submissive.

    I then chose not to have sex with her again because the girl I had a crush on was upset. Even though said girl wouldn't give me the time of day.




    Yes, I have learned much since then.

    Callius on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i jack off 4 times a day :wink:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    I dated two people I met over an Internet dating site.

    One of them turned out to be married, and I made out with her in her car.

    The other one I screwed wildly for a few days, but it didn't work out.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I used to be fat.

    Obesely fat.

    Nucsh on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i'm currently trying to hook up with a girl named Asia and a girl named India

    i might just start dating girls named after places from now on

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i met my girlfriend on myspace.

    we've bein together for two months now

    McNally on
    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Nucsh wrote:
    I used to be fat.

    Obesely fat.

    This is suprising.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I have the yellow fever

    But I'm marrying a white woman because I love her bunches

    Weaver on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    I have the yellow fever

    But I'm marrying a white woman because I love her bunches

    dip her in paint.

    Callius on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    I used to be fat.

    Obesely fat.

    This is suprising.

    255lbs at 5'10"

    Then I hit high school and a growth spurt, got off my ass, and tada.

    180lbs and 6'4"

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I have scarlet fever.



















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    :winky:

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Hey Callius let's lord our flexible peens over Monkeybomb, all sullied by his rigidness

    Weaver on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i thought it was gonna be a picture of scarlet st, sponge

    i'm dissapointed in you

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    i thought it was gonna be a picture of scarlet st, sponge

    i'm dissapointed in you

    It was going to be a picture of Zoidberg.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Hey Callius let's lord our flexible peens over Monkeybomb, all sullied by his rigidness

    During a hurricane our penis' would be better equipped to withstand the devistating cross-winds.

    Callius on
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  • Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    HOTT!

    :winky:

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i like slaping people with my penis

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  • Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I enjoy a good cockfight, if you know what I mean :winky:

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  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i'm a virgin.


    i doubt this is surprising

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  • McNallyMcNally Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    i'm a virgin.


    i doubt this is surprising
    i used to be a virgin

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    believe it or not, i have more important things to do than laugh and clap my hands... reschedule
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