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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I had sex on the first date.

    Callius on
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  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.

    The Nothing on
    Janson wrote:
    Eat it, cunt
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    your penis gets fucking pissed

    mrpaku on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    should we have eskimo kisses now?

    sure, but I gotta make sure I'm wearing protection

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.


    She's a great girl, but I can already tell that once we have sex she is going to turn ultra super posessive and it will be a bitch and a half trying to break up with her.

    (She is a virgin, you see.)

    Javen on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    your penis gets fucking pissed
    And then it kills you

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    Erika, give me a call. We can hook up and get you over this lack of intercourse thing. I'll be gentle for the first 3 minutes.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • apollotreatinguapollotreatingu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    should we have eskimo kisses now?

    Hey ericka I'll take your virginty if you want?

    I posted a pic of myself in the camwhore thread.

    apollotreatingu on
    Hey guys I got an avatar, can I hang out now?
    I'll let you ride my bike!
  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    should we have eskimo kisses now?

    sure, but I gotta make sure I'm wearing protection

    what is eskimo kissing and how do i do it? / teenadvice.com

    Teh Ericka on
  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.


    She's a great girl, but I can already tell that once we have sex she is going to turn ultra super posessive and it will be a bitch and a half trying to break up with her.

    (She is a virgin, you see.)

    Fuck virgins.

    In every sense of the word.

    Stigma on
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.


    She's a great girl, but I can already tell that once we have sex she is going to turn ultra super posessive and it will be a bitch and a half trying to break up with her.

    (She is a virgin, you see.)

    Pay someone else to take her virginity.

    :^:

    SpongeCake on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.


    She's a great girl, but I can already tell that once we have sex she is going to turn ultra super posessive and it will be a bitch and a half trying to break up with her.

    (She is a virgin, you see.)

    class-5 clinger

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • apollotreatinguapollotreatingu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Two offers in a row. I will win!

    apollotreatingu on
    Hey guys I got an avatar, can I hang out now?
    I'll let you ride my bike!
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Erika, give me a call. We can hook up and get you over this lack of intercourse thing. I'll be gentle for the first 3 minutes.
    3 minutes? Thirty Seconds is all I need.

    BigDes on
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  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.

    She's a great girl, but I can already tell that once we have sex she is going to turn ultra super posessive and it will be a bitch and a half trying to break up with her.

    (She is a virgin, you see.)

    Oh, yeah. That'll do it, for sure. I think I'd probably refrain from deflowering a girl.

    The Nothing on
    Janson wrote:
    Eat it, cunt
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    should we have eskimo kisses now?

    sure, but I gotta make sure I'm wearing protection

    what is eskimo kissing and how do i do it? / teenadvice.com

    I'm not clicking that link.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    Rankenphile on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I dated a girl who wanted to stay a virgin but would take it in the rear.

    I made no complaints.

    Weaver on
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  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Javen.

    I'll do it.
    I'll do a real shitty job too, and then disown her.
    You can swoop in and look like a real class act. Then again you don't really seem to *want* her to like you. So.... fuck it. Roll her up in a carpet and throw her off a bridge.

    Stigma on
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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    BigDes wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Erika, give me a call. We can hook up and get you over this lack of intercourse thing. I'll be gentle for the first 3 minutes.
    3 minutes? Thirty Seconds is all I need.

    I know how to satisfy a woman. I give them 3 minutes on easy before I bring the pain on the hymen.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    indeed. truly, we are sensitive men. plus it feels real nice to nuzzle some rude tittays.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Stigma wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I'm in the same boat right now, except I've had sex in previous relationships.

    I just know that once we have sex my current relationship is going to go in a very bad direction.

    Then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship.


    She's a great girl, but I can already tell that once we have sex she is going to turn ultra super posessive and it will be a bitch and a half trying to break up with her.

    (She is a virgin, you see.)

    Fuck virgins.

    In every sense of the word.
    It's the best way to fix the problem

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    what's wrong with just being cuddlebuddies I ask you

    should we have eskimo kisses now?

    sure, but I gotta make sure I'm wearing protection

    what is eskimo kissing and how do i do it? / teenadvice.com

    I'm not clicking that link.
    It's fine, but the Are you Ready for Sex quiz next to it is full of shit.

    BigDes on
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  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User
    edited September 2006
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    indeed. truly, we are sensitive men. plus it feels real nice to nuzzle some rude tittays.

    Yours or hers?

    The Nothing on
    Janson wrote:
    Eat it, cunt
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    mrpaku on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    indeed. truly, we are sensitive men. plus it feels real nice to nuzzle some rude tittays.

    Yours or hers?

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    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    In that situation you have two options.

    Rape.
    or throw her to the curb and tell her to come back when she has 50 dollars in drugs.

    Stigma on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    indeed. truly, we are sensitive men. plus it feels real nice to nuzzle some rude tittays.

    it is just a great, comforting feeling to be snuggled by someone who you love and who loves you back. My favorite time of all is climbing into bed next to my fiancee, watching an episode of Lost or something, and just getting my snuggle on.

    Rankenphile on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    People who think "cuddling is for fags" are completely missing some of the great joys in life.

    Sex is great and all, but I love me some quality snuggle time.

    indeed. truly, we are sensitive men. plus it feels real nice to nuzzle some rude tittays.

    cuddling is god's balance to sex

    you're all

    HRRR
    HRRR
    HRRR
    HRRR

    HOIK


    AHHH



    and then she's all

    WHATABOUTME



    and then you're all like


    IT'SCOOLBABY

    SNUGGLE

    AHHHHH


    see?

    Raneados on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    In that situation you have two options.

    Rape.
    or throw her to the curb and tell her to come back when she has 50 dollars in drugs.

    we all know how awesome rape is.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Someone cuddle with me.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Foreplay > all.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.

    Weaver on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver it is clear you are a lizard

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    I can't sunggle for more than about 5 minutes or the body heat transfers over to me and I can't fucking breathe.

    Seriously I am allergic to heat or something.
    No, I'm that way too. I overheat really easily, and I'm skinny as a rail.

    PiptheFair on
  • edited September 2006
    weaver you seem very fragile

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    In that situation you have two options.

    Rape.
    or throw her to the curb and tell her to come back when she has 50 dollars in drugs.

    she's a really good christian girl i've been working on for years who when i met her didn't even look at boys that way

    i gave her her first kiss a couple years back

    and last month i gave her her first orgasm

    i'm banking on in five years being able to do a three-way with her and her best friend

    mrpaku on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2006
    Rane

    I don't think it quite works that way

    whenever I'm all

    rawr rawr RAWR HUUURK goodnight

    she's all

    oh bullshit

    you're finishing me off, too

    Cuddling is not my way of making it up to her

    it is mutually beneficial, and completely separate from sex

    it sometimes leads to sex, and sometimes results from sex, but it is usually snuggling for the sake of snuggling

    Rankenphile on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Foreplay > all.
    Agreed

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i fooled around with a virgin about a month ago

    she was all "i won't do sex, but i'll fool around"

    and then we just did things that she could enjoy

    and my dick was all rawrawrawrawr

    In that situation you have two options.

    Rape.
    or throw her to the curb and tell her to come back when she has 50 dollars in drugs.

    she's a really good christian girl i've been working on for years who when i met her didn't even look at boys that way

    i gave her her first kiss a couple years back

    and last month i gave her her first orgasm

    i'm banking on in five years being able to do a three-way with her and her best friend

    You're so fucked.

    Stigma on
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