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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh, you're still around

    angryface

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh, you're still around

    angryface
    Me? I'm kind of like cancer. I show up when you least expect it.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you're kind of like an autistic kid, only god forgot to put the brainy part in you

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    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My favorite fake answer to why I joined the Army was that I got drunk and watched Star Wars and thought the Stormtroopers had a pretty cool life.

    It's more accurate to say that I went to join the Air Force but the recruiter wasn't there, and the Army recruiter started talking to me and convinced me to join.

    Coincidentally today is my last real duty day. On Monday I start clearing and I'm coming back to the USA for the first time in over three years.

    TIME TO GET FAT

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you're kind of like an autistic kid, only god forgot to put the brainy part in you
    Exactly. Because if I had one then I probably wouldn't waste my time here.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't remember why I'm angry at you, but I know it was something pretty significant

    I remember your name, though

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    PbPb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't remember why I'm angry at you, but I know it was something pretty significant

    I remember your name, though
    How do you know you don't remember my name because maybe I said something that you were like, "Shit man, that's deep. I think I love you."? In any case, you probably do hate me because I've got that sort of personality, but that's just something to consider.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Pb wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

    his anus is so cavernous that a penis will have no effect?

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    PbPb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

    his anus is so cavernous that a penis will have no effect?

    It's not rape if you enjoy it.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    darklite_x wrote: »
    I don't remember why I'm angry at you, but I know it was something pretty significant

    I remember your name, though
    How do you know you don't remember my name because maybe I said something that you were like, "Shit man, that's deep. I think I love you."? In any case, you probably do hate me because I've got that sort of personality, but that's just something to consider.

    you said something stupid up there, so I know you're not someone who would be smart enough to say that

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pb wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

    his anus is so cavernous that a penis will have no effect?

    It's not rape if you enjoy it.
    It's also not rape if they're not alive to report it, right?

    @Seizure, you'd be surprise at how smart I can pretend to be when circumstances demand it.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

    his anus is so cavernous that a penis will have no effect?

    It's not rape if you enjoy it.
    It's also not rape if they're not alive to report it, right?

    that's the army way of thinking right there.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm sure I would be surprise

    pretty much the only way you're gonna convince me now is if you do something like bust out an amazing rap about how smart you are and how wrong I am

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    Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

    his anus is so cavernous that a penis will have no effect?

    It's not rape if you enjoy it.
    It's also not rape if they're not alive to report it, right?

    that's the army way of thinking right there.

    That, and apparently rape doesn't hurt.

    Wait...did that only apply to women?

    What'd that guy say that one time?

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Uncle Long wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Hey I just read the OP and nothing else. I'm curious though, did the OP end up getting raped?

    I don't think it's possible to rape Callius based on a technicality.

    his anus is so cavernous that a penis will have no effect?

    It's not rape if you enjoy it.
    It's also not rape if they're not alive to report it, right?

    that's the army way of thinking right there.

    That, and apparently rape doesn't hurt.

    Wait...did that only apply to women?

    What'd that guy say that one time?

    ege02 and burden of proof

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    Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That was the guy with the Johnny Bravo avatar and the other one is perpetually in jail/retarded right?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Women just like to be dominated so they entice innocent men to rape them, jesus, guys, I thought you'd be less shallow than this

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    LucentLucent Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    langfor6 wrote: »
    On Monday I start clearing and I'm coming back to the USA for the first time in over three years.

    So, wait, the last time you were here was 2005?

    You may come to find that... the world you knew has changed.

    I, for one, welcome our new Sleestak overlords. And you will too.

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    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lucent wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    On Monday I start clearing and I'm coming back to the USA for the first time in over three years.

    So, wait, the last time you were here was 2005?

    You may come to find that... the world you knew has changed.

    I, for one, welcome our new Sleestak overlords. And you will too.

    Sleestak eh? Well, I'm in Korea. How different can it be?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Guns and all are nice but I wish more people carried these with them.

    http://sword-canes.com/CANE-SWORD-RATTAN.jpg

    Swordsticks are for wailing pansies and Italians. A gentleman who is incapable of defending himself with an honest cane is no gentleman at all.

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/canadaclay/barton-wright11.gif

    Hey, I am Italian...

    Hah! My off-the-cuff national slurs win again!

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    YorkerYorker Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »

    Did that faggot just claim that the AK-47 fires .308

    God

    Damn

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    He was off by an entire 0.03

    what a total fucking faggot

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    .311 oh my goodness 7.62x39

    you can't beat a 7.62x51 though

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bullet diameter 7.90 mm (0.311 in)

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    .311 oh my goodness 7.62x39

    you can't beat a 7.62x51 though


    That's what I said...

    PSG-1 is purdy, and it goes bang! too...

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    langfor6 wrote: »
    My favorite fake answer to why I joined the Army was that I got drunk and watched Star Wars and thought the Stormtroopers had a pretty cool life.

    It's more accurate to say that I went to join the Air Force but the recruiter wasn't there, and the Army recruiter started talking to me and convinced me to join.

    Coincidentally today is my last real duty day. On Monday I start clearing and I'm coming back to the USA for the first time in over three years.

    TIME TO GET FAT
    i love this post

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    its true

    you get used to life abroad and when you come back it's easy to get fat

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    JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    .311 oh my goodness 7.62x39

    you can't beat a 7.62x51 though

    7.62x54R.


    Mmmm, mosin-nagant



    Or better, 7.92x57 Mauser, nazi guns were sexy.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    He was off by an entire 0.03

    what a total fucking faggot

    Except that makes things completely different when talking about calibres, and he thinks that he's an expert. I only watch futureweapons to see things go boom, there's so much ridiculous hype on that show.

    Speaking of which, Sidney Alford has the best job ever. Blowing shit up all day for TV shows, and making a decent amount of money designing things to blow stuff up.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "mack" does come off as douchebag though guys

    i am sure he knows the difference between 7.62 NATO (.308) and 7.62x39, he was a Navy SEAL for 10 years

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yorker wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »

    Did that faggot just claim that the AK-47 fires .308

    God

    Damn

    What kind of ridiculous overreaction is this?

    Maybe his custom built AK-47 does.

    Edit: though to be fair, you cant help but laugh at him for his face in the preview still. oh my god.

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