yeah! watching people get drunk! This will be my evening.
Off to get ready for the psuedo-drunkenness.
I can't stand being sober around drunk people.
I know. There was one time I was invited to a party, but I didn't wanna go for this reason. I couldn't drink since I was on a diet at the time, and they said you don't have to drink to have fun. Well guess what happened...
Guys, I want to go home. Any of you feel like sitting at my desk and pretending to work for a few hours?
Give me VNC access to your computer. What do you do again?
You're going about this the wrong way. I need a body at the desk. The computer doesn't even really need to be on, though having visual studio up and running would help the illusion.
Buy a mannequin. Actually I'd recommend a sex doll, since that way you can use it for other things.
At that point I think I would be worried if the illusion were successful.
We have a 25 minute hold time right now for customers calling in and one of the supervisors pulled her team off for a meeting. Is asking a supervisor if she's a dumb ass an acceptable way to get fired?
What do you mean by acceptable? The question really should be asked of the supervisor. Give me her e-mail, I'll ask the question.
This strikes me as a fantastic website - anonymous questions are us. A group of people who agree to exchange their problems with supervisors anonymously and supply an email address. I guess you could automate this sort of thing, but I think the appeal would be in writing the email by the other person and feeling like you're sticking it to the man.
You sir, are a fucking genius. We could be rich and rule the world with an idea like this!
Wouldn't this violate some sort of privacy law? It seems like people giving out your contact information to random websites should be legally discouraged...
Never mind this legality shit. We will rule the world. What's your e-mail Irene? You can be our first customer.
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Wouldn't this violate some sort of privacy law? It seems like people giving out your contact information to random websites should be legally discouraged...
Make it a named service that's a glorified webmail server. You type in the e-mail address of the person and a message. The site handles the sending and whatever so it's truly anonymous and doesn't keep any records or saves any addresses (Yours or the recipients).
Of course, this is just asking for abuse, but it could be done without violating privacy.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Guys, I want to go home. Any of you feel like sitting at my desk and pretending to work for a few hours?
Give me VNC access to your computer. What do you do again?
You're going about this the wrong way. I need a body at the desk. The computer doesn't even really need to be on, though having visual studio up and running would help the illusion.
Buy a mannequin. Actually I'd recommend a sex doll, since that way you can use it for other things.
At that point I think I would be worried if the illusion were successful.
This seems vaguely like an amazing movie. Hmmmmmm...
yeah! watching people get drunk! This will be my evening.
Off to get ready for the psuedo-drunkenness.
I can't stand being sober around drunk people.
I know. There was one time I was invited to a party, but I didn't wanna go for this reason. I couldn't drink since I was on a diet at the time, and they said you don't have to drink to have fun. Well guess what happened...
You got fat?
Last time I was sober at a party full of drunks my roommate's inebriated younger sister wouldn't stop flirting with me even though her brother was sitting right next to me.
Wouldn't this violate some sort of privacy law? It seems like people giving out your contact information to random websites should be legally discouraged...
Make it a named service that's a glorified webmail server. You type in the e-mail address of the person and a message. The site handles the sending and whatever so it's truly anonymous and doesn't keep any records or saves any addresses (Yours or the recipients).
Of course, this is just asking for abuse, but it could be done without violating privacy.
E-mail anonymizers like this have come and go over the years and eventually get shut down because of spam/paranoid feds.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
yeah! watching people get drunk! This will be my evening.
Off to get ready for the psuedo-drunkenness.
I can't stand being sober around drunk people.
I know. There was one time I was invited to a party, but I didn't wanna go for this reason. I couldn't drink since I was on a diet at the time, and they said you don't have to drink to have fun. Well guess what happened...
You got fat?
Last time I was sober at a party full of drunks my roommate's inebriated younger sister wouldn't stop flirting with me even though her brother was sitting right next to me.
It was a little uncomfortable.
I have to be honest, I would probably go for it.
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Wouldn't this violate some sort of privacy law? It seems like people giving out your contact information to random websites should be legally discouraged...
Make it a named service that's a glorified webmail server. You type in the e-mail address of the person and a message. The site handles the sending and whatever so it's truly anonymous and doesn't keep any records or saves any addresses (Yours or the recipients).
Of course, this is just asking for abuse, but it could be done without violating privacy.
Yeah, it's like those websites where you can have Samuel Jackson call your friend's phone to remind them to go see Snakes On A Plane. I swear I got 10 phone calls from my friends doing that shit. If that's legal, why can't my new website be?
I had a dream last night that I was supposed to go clubbing with my aunt. Who is middle-aged. And overweight. And has Chrohn's and had part of her intestine removed at one point. And so now always has one of those ... bags taped to her.
If I really went clubbing with her I'd be too afraid of bumping into it. D:
Also the fact she's middle-aged, married, and related to me.
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of course the hilarity is that I don't drink and yet I get worse hangovers than japan...
I'm going to take this opportunity to gloat because no matter how much I drink, no matter how drunk I get, the only hangover I've ever had was from marijuana.
of course the hilarity is that I don't drink and yet I get worse hangovers than japan...
I'm going to take this opportunity to gloat because no matter how much I drink, no matter how drunk I get, the only hangover I've ever had was from marijuana.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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of course the hilarity is that I don't drink and yet I get worse hangovers than japan...
I'm going to take this opportunity to gloat because no matter how much I drink, no matter how drunk I get, the only hangover I've ever had was from marijuana.
I had a dream that a poor choice in new fish was made in the aquarium and it ate my balas who are awesome and then I was stuck figuring out if I could murder this fish by connecting my jacob's ladder to the water.
of course the hilarity is that I don't drink and yet I get worse hangovers than japan...
I'm going to take this opportunity to gloat because no matter how much I drink, no matter how drunk I get, the only hangover I've ever had was from marijuana.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I had a dream that a poor choice in new fish was made in the aquarium and it ate my balas who are awesome and then I was stuck figuring out if I could murder this fish by connecting my jacob's ladder to the water.
did you do it
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yeah! watching people get drunk! This will be my evening.
Off to get ready for the psuedo-drunkenness.
I can't stand being sober around drunk people.
I've spent the last 15 years being The Sober Guy. I've gotten pretty used to it.
It does help to have at least one other at-least-partly-sober person, though. Someone to both point and laugh at the really really drunk, and someone to help you pull that really really drunk person out of the coffee table after they fall through it.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I had a dream last night that I was supposed to go clubbing with my aunt. Who is middle-aged. And overweight. And has Chrohn's and had part of her intestine removed at one point. And so now always has one of those ... bags taped to her.
If I really went clubbing with her I'd be too afraid of bumping into it. D:
Also the fact she's middle-aged, married, and related to me.
Your aunt sounds like somone I wanna go clubbing with!
I had a dream that a poor choice in new fish was made in the aquarium and it ate my balas who are awesome and then I was stuck figuring out if I could murder this fish by connecting my jacob's ladder to the water.
did you do it
No, like all my dreams it ended before I did anything assertive. This only applies to the good things. Bad stuff seems to follow through to completion frequently.
We have a 25 minute hold time right now for customers calling in and one of the supervisors pulled her team off for a meeting. Is asking a supervisor if she's a dumb ass an acceptable way to get fired?
What do you mean by acceptable? The question really should be asked of the supervisor. Give me her e-mail, I'll ask the question.
This strikes me as a fantastic website - anonymous questions are us. A group of people who agree to exchange their problems with supervisors anonymously and supply an email address. I guess you could automate this sort of thing, but I think the appeal would be in writing the email by the other person and feeling like you're sticking it to the man.
You sir, are a fucking genius. We could be rich and rule the world with an idea like this!
Wouldn't this violate some sort of privacy law? It seems like people giving out your contact information to random websites should be legally discouraged...
Never mind this legality shit. We will rule the world. What's your e-mail Irene? You can be our first customer.
Well if it was work email given from an employee I doubt it'd be unlawful.
@Irene There's no such thing as too snazzy a case.
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She doesn't drink.
It's either get with the drunk people or stay in.
I know. There was one time I was invited to a party, but I didn't wanna go for this reason. I couldn't drink since I was on a diet at the time, and they said you don't have to drink to have fun. Well guess what happened...
Never mind this legality shit. We will rule the world. What's your e-mail Irene? You can be our first customer.
Make it a named service that's a glorified webmail server. You type in the e-mail address of the person and a message. The site handles the sending and whatever so it's truly anonymous and doesn't keep any records or saves any addresses (Yours or the recipients).
Of course, this is just asking for abuse, but it could be done without violating privacy.
Same here.
I can't stand being sober around sober people, either.
This seems vaguely like an amazing movie. Hmmmmmm...
Last time I was sober at a party full of drunks my roommate's inebriated younger sister wouldn't stop flirting with me even though her brother was sitting right next to me.
It was a little uncomfortable.
E-mail anonymizers like this have come and go over the years and eventually get shut down because of spam/paranoid feds.
This is going to complicate our crime fighting teamup.
Yeah, it's like those websites where you can have Samuel Jackson call your friend's phone to remind them to go see Snakes On A Plane. I swear I got 10 phone calls from my friends doing that shit. If that's legal, why can't my new website be?
So... are you drunk all the time or pissed off all the time? Or both?
I had a dream last night that I was supposed to go clubbing with my aunt. Who is middle-aged. And overweight. And has Chrohn's and had part of her intestine removed at one point. And so now always has one of those ... bags taped to her.
If I really went clubbing with her I'd be too afraid of bumping into it. D:
Also the fact she's middle-aged, married, and related to me.
I'm going to take this opportunity to gloat because no matter how much I drink, no matter how drunk I get, the only hangover I've ever had was from marijuana.
Oh boy will you ever get over it.
A little from category A, a little from category B.
How young is 'young'?
Fine: Then how old are you, Bama?
I've spent the last 15 years being The Sober Guy. I've gotten pretty used to it.
It does help to have at least one other at-least-partly-sober person, though. Someone to both point and laugh at the really really drunk, and someone to help you pull that really really drunk person out of the coffee table after they fall through it.
God you're old.
And....you're telling me about being old why?
I'm 2 days shy of 29 and I still don't get hangovers from alcohol.
This isn't about me, this is about you.
Don't change the subject, geezer.
Your aunt sounds like somone I wanna go clubbing with!
Well if it was work email given from an employee I doubt it'd be unlawful.
@Irene There's no such thing as too snazzy a case.