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[Map On] Team Fortress 2: Goose eats your Sandvich, details at eleven.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Granary still has all the most fun nooks and crannies that no one ever uses as engy.
    Nooks and crannies, yes. This is a better word than alcoves isn't it?

    No, nooks and crannies. Filled with delicious jelly. Of doom.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Spy has always been something I wanted to put time into and just never found the patience to do so. I have great respect for good spies.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Granary still has all the most fun nooks and crannies that no one ever uses as engy.
    Nooks and crannies, yes. This is a better word than alcoves isn't it?
    Somehow I believe, QMM, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite...a dwarf.

    Monsty on
  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Non-registering backstabs can die in a fire.

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lurk wrote: »
    Non-registering backstabs can die in a fire.

    Their purveyors certainly do, frequently enough.

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sometimes this game angers me beyond belief

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Damnit. Now that I have a good computer, I can see just how crappy I am at TF2. Ah well.

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  • TheSuperWootTheSuperWoot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Monsty wrote: »
    Granary still has all the most fun nooks and crannies that no one ever uses as engy.
    Nooks and crannies, yes. This is a better word than alcoves isn't it?
    Somehow I believe, QMM, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite...a dwarf.

    I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    granary has crappy crannies

    gravelpit4lyfe

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can't get to sleep...

    LittleBoots on

    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Green Power Ranger is the reason I have long girlish hair.

    The actual ranger, not the forumer.

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  • AirExplosiveAirExplosive Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm just going to leave this right here.
    GS's love for five-dollar prostitutes results in some serious consequences
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    Bad Accident stays true to his name
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    "You see son, when a Spy and a Pyro love other very much, something special happens"
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    Scissoring!
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    MY BLOOD! HE SHOT OUT ALL MY BLOOD!
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    Snipers is BABIES
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    Action Medic Hruka to the rescue! Or Not!
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    Sometimes, Heavy gets tired of killing, and lets Engineer take over.
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    New Scout Unlock! A Gun that shoots Pyros!
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    [plat]sQuiz is straight maxin and relaxin
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    Mars returns to his home planet
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    MrDeilsh is about to have a very bad day.
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    WITNESS MEI HIKARI'S TRUE FORM
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    Cosby!'s "Nearly-Headless Soldier" costume was not well-recieved at the party
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    HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?
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    One Shot Finch's attempt at unicycling goes horribly wrong
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    "What? Has leetle bit of Sandvich on face?"
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    Spiffy Cup of Coffee's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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    Mr Delish just can't seem to ever have a good day.
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  • DualEdgeDualEdge Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Those who doubt Spywater Basin aren't really people.

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  • Demitri OmniDemitri Omni Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I'm working on a new map. This time I have some slightly more specific inspiration, and I'm going on a few photos for reference. It will probably be payload.

    If anyone knows of any good architechture for an industrial construction site or a nuclear power plant, please throw them at me.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I'm working on a new map. This time I have some slightly more specific inspiration, and I'm going on a few photos for reference. It will probably be payload.

    If anyone knows of any good architechture for an industrial construction site or a nuclear power plant, please throw them at me.

    http://www.fda.gov/centennial/this_week/images/13_06/3_mile_island.jpg

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    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have reason to believe I vex Edcrab

    Man following the election is the yoosaih has taken up like all my time.

    Still I needed the break.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I'm working on a new map. This time I have some slightly more specific inspiration, and I'm going on a few photos for reference. It will probably be payload.

    If anyone knows of any good architechture for an industrial construction site or a nuclear power plant, please throw them at me.

    http://www.fda.gov/centennial/this_week/images/13_06/3_mile_island.jpg
    On March 28, 1979, what should have been a minor plumbing problem somehow escalated into a reactor fuel meltdown at the Three Mile Island Nuclear Station in Pennsylvania. Within five days, the Governor had ordered the evacuation of all children and pregnant women (fuck you, dad!) within a five-mile radius of the area. Since that time, the name Three Mile Island has been synonymous with nuclear disaster. Hooters even named one of their hottest (and most delicious) wing sauces after it!

    But unlike other nuclear disasters, Chernobyl for example, which caused at least 4,000 eventual deaths, Three Mile Island was responsible for a whopping zero fatalities. In fact, there weren't even any injuries. Later tests revealed that the level of radiation people were exposed to in the five-mile radius was equivalent to the amount of radiation a person is exposed to while flying on a commercial airliner. In other words, the danger was nil.

    So why all the ruckus? Much like that restraining order Catherine Zeta-Jones slapped us with a few years back, we blame Michael Douglas for this.

    Just 12 days prior to the incident at TMI, The China Syndrome premiered. In the film, Michael Douglas plays a television news reporter who surreptitiously films a nuclear power plant crew as a near meltdown is taking place. As luck would have it, the events depicted in the movie almost perfectly mirrored what occurred at TMI. With the movie stirring public debate about the safety of nuclear power, there was no way the incident at TMI occurring just days later would do anything less than scare the ever-loving shit out of people. And that's exactly what it did

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did anyone else just see Tyrannus make a literate post

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  • DualEdgeDualEdge Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tyrannus was abducted by aliens and replaced with a cyborg that knows how to work the shift key.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Somehow his fat fingers managed to hit ctrl+c and ctrl+v.

    I'm amazed.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Did anyone else just see Tyrannus make a literate post

    ur fat

    it's from cracked

    let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck

    tyrannus on
  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ZF_Industry A3 Screenshots:
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    Capture Point

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    Capture Point

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    View from Zombie Spawn

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    Front of Train Station

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    Back of Train Station

    EDIT: Fixed.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think those images are borked. Can't see em. Might just be my browser acting screwy though.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Error, Lurk.

    e: curses.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    They work if you copy them and paste them in your address bar...So I don't know what's wrong with them.

    He's not jailed either, so quoting wouldn't be needed.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh and I found a secret demo ledge in Badwater Basin. Hooray.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh and I found a secret demo ledge in Badwater Basin. Hooray.

    Is it above the window at the last point? The window that you can't jump out of, but you can shoot out of, and the room has a healthpack and a full ammo box?

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Did anyone else just see Tyrannus make a literate post


    I think it was a copypaste.

    I wasn't aware he was capable of moving his arms low enough to hit both the control and the C button at the same time.

    Due to all the fat.
    I suck at this.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think he was using his fat to move the mouse and right clicking.

    Trying to trick us by saying he was using ctrl+c and ctrl+v. We all know that's impossible.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tyrannus doesn't play, he just let's his chins drape over the mouse and shakes his head.

    Wobble wobble crocket!

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think he was using his fat to move the mouse and right clicking.

    Trying to trick us by saying he was using ctrl+c and ctrl+v. We all know that's impossible.

    His fat has become sentient and evolved into having psychic powers.

    It uses telekinesis to move the mouse for him.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh and I found a secret demo ledge in Badwater Basin. Hooray.

    Is it above the window at the last point? The window that you can't jump out of, but you can shoot out of, and the room has a healthpack and a full ammo box?

    First point of the map.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PMAvers wrote: »
    I think he was using his fat to move the mouse and right clicking.

    Trying to trick us by saying he was using ctrl+c and ctrl+v. We all know that's impossible.

    His fat has become sentient and evolved into having psychic powers.

    It uses telekinesis to move the mouse for him.

    Does that mean he can use his fat to make psychic blasts of fat energy?

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had my fill of normal TF2 today. A ZF server is now up, 12 people max hosted from my modest computer.

    67.71.46.155:27015
    wang

    EDIT: PLEASE download Tripod's map first here before joining.

    EDIT: Server down.

    Lurk on
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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is it sad that I only play TF2 anymore to say mean and discouraging things to people?

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is there another reason to play?

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    Is there another reason to play?

    Bat people's faces in.

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ok, quick question. I went onto an "achievement server", and did some stuff there and got some achievements, but now I feel really dirty about it. Is there some way to wipe my record and start over outside of getting a new Steam account?

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  • TheSuperWootTheSuperWoot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You can only temporarily wipe your stats, you're stuck with your filthy achievements.

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You can only temporarily wipe your stats, you're stuck with your filthy achievements.

    OH NO!

    Oh well, I'll live.

    Zython on
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