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[Map On] Team Fortress 2: Goose eats your Sandvich, details at eleven.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think Rak uses mouse2 as his "move forward" key. I guess that would be a start, Quaz

    Yeah, I don't see myself playing TF2 mouseless, keyboardless, or the way Rak or Ducom play.

    Rak and Ducom play with C-C-CRAAAAZZZYYYY controls.

    Daxon on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    artoo wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E7LF6SVniQ

    Here's something to entertain you people slacking off at work.

    Mafia is such a good game.

    tofu on
  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was impressed by the auto aim video and am curious how flippy compares! We're questioning his manhood here.

    Though, i was surprised at how vivid and shiny everything was in auto aim's setup. I mean, I'd like to think I have a pretty beefy machine, but even after maxing out my settings, mine doesn't quite look like that. And I don't know why. :(

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  • Demitri OmniDemitri Omni Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I just deleted a shitfuckton of people off my friends list. A few people I knew, a lot I don't remember who anyone is, and a ton of faggoty no-avatars.

    If you love me, remove me and re-add me, so if I deleeeted you I can readd you.

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Argh, I am having a bad day for programming.

    I wanted to increase SMG clip size to 50. Couldn't be done because valve made no possible way of detecting reloads.
    I wanted every zombie kill to reduce the time by 5 seconds. I didn't like the way it can be done because every time I do that, the lady goes "time has been added" and that's annoying.

    I am still fiddling with the time thing and I think I found a way to reset the round without activating and deactivating cheats.

    Lurk on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    DualEdge wrote: »
    Rak and Ducom aren't normal people. They're cyborgs with mice and keyboards grafted to their hands.
    ;d haha so sig'd.


    Yea iuno i started that way with TFC and never looked back. Never met anyone else who has the same config either, except for ducom that is, whom decided they were just as easy.

    mouse1 - fire
    mouse2 - move backward
    mouse3 - move forward
    a - strafe left
    s - strafe right
    d - duck
    space bar - jump
    ctrl - special function (sniper rifle zoom, demo sticky detonate)

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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Some pictures I suppose.
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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited September 2008
    tofu wrote: »
    artoo wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E7LF6SVniQ

    Here's something to entertain you people slacking off at work.

    Mafia is such a good game.
    Haha yes, I recognized the music too.

    bombardier on
  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DualEdge wrote: »
    Rak and Ducom aren't normal people. They're cyborgs with mice and keyboards grafted to their hands.
    ;d haha so sig'd.


    Yea iuno i started that way with TFC and never looked back. Never met anyone else who has the same config either, except for ducom that is, whom decided they were just as easy.

    mouse1 - fire
    mouse2 - move backward
    mouse3 - move forward
    a - strafe left
    s - strafe right
    d - duck
    space bar - jump
    ctrl - special function (sniper rifle zoom, demo sticky detonate)

    The only way I can see that working is if you have some tiny hands, or a huge keyboard/mouse.

    I used to have mouse2 be forward, space be scope/special stuff, S= jump, C=crouch, a and d are normal strafe. The rest I think was normal. I've since defaulted to default controls, just because changing it for every new Valve game bugs me. And every new computer.

    Qwally: There was no keyboard that would function, though I could have just set it up earlier with the on-screen keyboard through the config files. I wasn't really thinking at the time.

    Basically, the way out of that is by inserting a CD that has an autoplay menu. I think I put in StarCraft, which opened itself over CS, and allowed me to use my mouse again. Luckily I was in windowed mode so I could just click the X in the top right to get out of the game. Took me like 5 minutes to think of that lolololo x.x

    EDIT: I'm amazed at the number of screenshots that are coming out of Zombie Fortress. >> I recognize my level in all of them, because they're so boxy.

    EDIT2: also, if you want to control your cursor with the numpad keys, it's Left Alt + Left Shift + Num Lock. And then there's a settings thing for that (I put everything on fast) and then play with like 500 sensitivity (use console to change it this high).

    And you're set for...Terrible playing.

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  • RebellionRebellion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Arminas wrote: »
    I was impressed by the auto aim video and am curious how flippy compares! We're questioning his manhood here.

    I'm under the impression that those guys are pretty top tier in competitive leagues. They're readily available for praise on the TF2 steam forums and I'm sure you could persuade them to stop by the PA servers.

    Oh, and the shininess you're talking about in that video is mostly post production improvements, although the guy who filmed it said he had a pretty beefy machine anyway. Something about never going below 100 fps on max settings.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    so i just logged on for the first time since PAX and all of my admin functions are gone except kick/ban/mute and 'initiate these predetermined votes'?

    now, i'm guessing, and hoping that i'm extremely wrong, that some sort of whining took place, and that's why i am now functionally useless as an admin

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so i just logged on for the first time since PAX and all of my admin functions are gone except kick/ban/mute and 'initiate these predetermined votes'?

    now, i'm guessing, and hoping that i'm extremely wrong, that some sort of whining took place, and that's why i am now functionally useless as an admin

    Is there much else you're supposed to do?

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    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think Rak uses mouse2 as his "move forward" key. I guess that would be a start, Quaz

    Heathen. The only sensible thing to use mouse2 for is jump.

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  • TheSuperWootTheSuperWoot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    And I thought my friend who used the arrow keys to move in CS 1.6 was weird.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha

    Rauken on pyros, "They take no skill".

    It's like we're the exact opposite person.

    No Great Name on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha

    Rauken on pyros, "They take no skill".

    It's like we're the exact opposite person.

    w + left click

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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so i just logged on for the first time since PAX and all of my admin functions are gone except kick/ban/mute and 'initiate these predetermined votes'?

    now, i'm guessing, and hoping that i'm extremely wrong, that some sort of whining took place, and that's why i am now functionally useless as an admin
    You are correct sir

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha

    Rauken on pyros, "They take no skill".

    It's like we're the exact opposite person.

    w + left click

    You're just upset that the heavy is so slow using that strategy.

    so i just logged on for the first time since PAX and all of my admin functions are gone except kick/ban/mute and 'initiate these predetermined votes'?

    now, i'm guessing, and hoping that i'm extremely wrong, that some sort of whining took place, and that's why i am now functionally useless as an admin
    You are correct sir


    Yea... that was me. Job is still going through his gmail deleting my emails so he won't run out of space.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha

    Rauken on pyros, "They take no skill".

    It's like we're the exact opposite person.

    w + left click

    You're just upset that the heavy is so slow using that strategy.

    At least I have to aim and be aware of my surroundings instead of "hudda hudd-DEAD"

    But really folks tip your waitress

    EDIT:

    If I had a pyro plushy I would rip holes in it then throw it into a shredder, that would be the equivalent of playing pyro in TF2

    EDIT:

    PPYYYRROOOSSSSSS

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    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm not very good at TF2. That's why I play medic and pyro. I've found that most people who are really good at TF2 are better medics than myself, its just they're so, so, so much better at every thing else so they'd best go them.

    edit:

    Of course there is the couple of really fantastic medics.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mwah ah ah ah

    Hudaa hudda hudda!

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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So Rocket Pong/Tennis was kind of fun.
    We need rules.
    Like hitting supporters is out. But since it can't bounce once off the ground how would one determine if a shot was fair or not?

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I present to you, Gang Garrison 2! A demake of Team Fortress 2!

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    Gang Garrison 2!

    Version 1.0 download:
    http://www.uni-koblenz.de/~smaxein/gg2_Lobbyfix.zip




    Controls:
    N - Change Team
    M- Change Class
    WASD - movement
    Mouse - aim
    LMB - Fire
    RMB - alt-Fire
    LShift - view score/players

    Credits
    Code - MedO
    Art - mrfredman
    Sound - Synnah

    I certainly hope you enjoy it. I also hope that you'll be able to find someone to play with because that is really crucial to appreciating the game. I'll do my best to keep a server up and running, although no guarantees I'll actually be there... As of this morning, most of my time is absorbed with Spore, but I hope you find someone to play with. If people are having difficulty finding opponents, let us know and we'll set up an official play time this week so that we can have a big match and see what its like.

    It's really well done :lol:

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I made a GG2 server called Test Server and I'm currently jamming with a couple of guys. It's fun, but pretty unbalanced.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I made a GG2 server called Test Server and I'm currently jamming with a couple of guys. It's fun, but pretty unbalanced.

    did I just get sniped by you

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm not sure. Left shift shows players but not classes :P

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NEEDS TURRETS AND DISGUISES

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    so i just logged on for the first time since PAX and all of my admin functions are gone except kick/ban/mute and 'initiate these predetermined votes'?

    now, i'm guessing, and hoping that i'm extremely wrong, that some sort of whining took place, and that's why i am now functionally useless as an admin

    Is there much else you're supposed to do?

    i've never kicked or banned anyone aside from spectators, i think it's only happened twice in the two years tf2's been out (year and a half?)

    i used the other functions quite a bit, though, like making custom votes and sm_setnextmap

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so i just logged on for the first time since PAX and all of my admin functions are gone except kick/ban/mute and 'initiate these predetermined votes'?

    now, i'm guessing, and hoping that i'm extremely wrong, that some sort of whining took place, and that's why i am now functionally useless as an admin

    Is there much else you're supposed to do?

    i've never kicked or banned anyone aside from spectators, i think it's only happened twice in the two years tf2's been out (year and a half?)

    i used the other functions quite a bit, though, like making custom votes and sm_setnextmap

    How will we be able to scientifically determine how fat Tyrannus is now?

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GG2 is fun, but unbalanced, yeah, I think the snipers have the easiest time, Medics are useless, Heavys are pretty overpowering.

    Spy and Engie seem useless without their respective abilities, they're just slower scouts..?

    Pyro also needs a buff. Also, it's not W + Mouse1, it's A + Mouse1 now. And it so isn't = win. I think someone was just spawncamping me while I was typing!

    Also, only 2fort. Dang.

    EDIT: also, there's no chat, so no teamwork.

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There is teamwork! Red demos help each other! :D

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did edcrab close his server?

    EDIT: OR KICK ME =O!?

    EDIT: This thing is buggy.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did edcrab close his server?

    EDIT: OR KICK ME =O!?

    Happened to me too.

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NO SERVER IS NOT CREDIT TO TEAM

    Impersonator on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sorry, I've taken the server down now because it's time for bed and also because the game is so simple that hitting ESC actually quits everything

    Basically what Tripod said, it could be pretty cool with all abilities implemented and some chat and kill notification.

    Although I had a moment of teamwork: collaborated with Belo and figured out a way to go exploring the very edge of the skybox (black pixels OMG) without dying horribly. Seems that in GG friendly explosions still knock you around...

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was sniping people.


    And no, medics are VERY useful. Blue did a massive mob. I was the blue sniper.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You can block other people's rockets and sniper shots and stuff.

    I found a way to "cheat" with sniper, so you can get extra long range, but whatever.

    Very buggy.

    EDIT: I was the medic, we're useless in fighting, though.

    EDIT: I got an error and kicked from a server because it couldn't figure out where to place the fire sprites on the scout, apparently.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My friend might be setting up another GG2 server.


    We're in Vent at the moment.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Friendly Spy is credit to team.

    P10 on
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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GG2 server up!


    EDIT: Errrm, maybe not. Connection errors ahoy

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