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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)
I work in a prison, full of murderers, cannibals, and child molesters. Up until about six months ago we had an inmate who was all three rolled into one happy ball of fuck. I didn't like him breathing my air.
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I interviewed a guy Tuesday who had a criminal record. I wasn't sure what we were allowed to ask him about that, but that problem was solved when my boss just straight up asked him for every detail.
nah, 20-30 minute drive to the metro station, then an hour on the train each way. not that bad once you get used to it. the trains are pretty relaxing. also, best for people watching.
I worked with a lady who had about a 2.5 hour commute each way because her husband was in the navy and was stationed out at Bangor, so they lived on the Olympic Peninsula but there's shit for work out there so she took a ferry across every day and then bussed out to Bellevue.
I often walk in and out of work takes bout an hour each way
I don't mind but winters coming, time to get back on the old bike
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denihilistAncient and MightyRegistered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited September 2008
I'm my own boss, I work my own hours and I don't have to worry about some stupid dress code, but the best part of sucking dick behind an Olive Garden is that I'm not trapped in an office all day.
My unit manager gets paid about ten percent less than I do, and I'm the low man on the totem pole, just a correctional officer. That sorry fuck had to go through four years of college, fight his way up the chain of command, and still has $30k worth of student loans to pay off. On top of that, he still has to go in on cell extractions and shakedown inmates like the rest of us peons. I remind him of this on a daily basis, and he hates me for it.
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I leave my IT job where I'm currently doing 1.5 positions worth of work to insted play with servers all day for more money in a better town the Monday after next.
I'm been sending in my resume at jobs left and right. I honestly don't know why I don't have a job. Resume behind spoilers
Objective: Responsible, detailed oriented, self-starter seeks full or part time employment.
Work Experience
Albertsons
February 2006 to June 2007
Butcher Block Clerk/Supervisor
Carlsbad, Ca
Assisted customers in selecting meat products while creating a friendly and comfortable environment. Answered any and all questions regarding our product. Opened and closed meat department, assisted in ordering and managing product, preparing product for sale.
Patti's Hallmark
July 2005 to January 2006
Sales Associate
Carlsbad, Ca
Provided a clean, friendly, and inviting environment. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Assisted customers in choosing the right product. Handled monies by running cash register. Opening and closing store in manager's absence.
Tuesday Morning
June 2004 to July 2005/July 2007 to June 2008
Sales Associate
Visalia, Ca
Carlsbad, Ca
Provided a clean, organized, friendly, environment for customers. Assisted customers in looking for the products they were seeking. Handled monies by running cash register. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Unloaded weekly trucks of new product and unpacked and organized new product.
My current job is pretty great in terms of time investment, reward, and commute, though I'd like to make that even shorter by moving a bit closer. Within walking distance, maybe.
It's nice to have a normal, laid back sort of job after my last one, where they chose my hours for me, I had to cover for a million people, and wasn't paid extra for overtime!
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But hey, I might have a shot at a job at a local solar place.
you have a criminal history deemer?
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I want to sit in the bookstore down at Pike's and help people find good books and read local published zines
That is fucking hilarious. I wish my boss and soon to be bosses were that cool.
Hoping I can get temporary work
You don't drive to work, do you?
I worked with a lady who had about a 2.5 hour commute each way because her husband was in the navy and was stationed out at Bangor, so they lived on the Olympic Peninsula but there's shit for work out there so she took a ferry across every day and then bussed out to Bellevue.
today it's for a one hour class!
AKA: mdraw, dux, milkman
I don't mind but winters coming, time to get back on the old bike
hop in your maserati and head down to the beach to work on your tan and pick up chicks
ok, yeah, i feel like this is worse. at least i get paid for all my troubles
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oh the 2 and a half is total, not each way
but that assumes the buses don't break down (happens more often than you would think)
all this for my precious history ba
'tis the best job
STEAM!
School is always worse.
AKA: mdraw, dux, milkman
Yup, Saturn Return. Buckle up, it's a motherfucker...or it's really awesome. Depending on how you've lived.
fucker thinks it's so special for having more moons than anyone else
STEAM!
Work Experience
Albertsons
February 2006 to June 2007
Butcher Block Clerk/Supervisor
Carlsbad, Ca
Assisted customers in selecting meat products while creating a friendly and comfortable environment. Answered any and all questions regarding our product. Opened and closed meat department, assisted in ordering and managing product, preparing product for sale.
Patti's Hallmark
July 2005 to January 2006
Sales Associate
Carlsbad, Ca
Provided a clean, friendly, and inviting environment. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Assisted customers in choosing the right product. Handled monies by running cash register. Opening and closing store in manager's absence.
Tuesday Morning
June 2004 to July 2005/July 2007 to June 2008
Sales Associate
Visalia, Ca
Carlsbad, Ca
Provided a clean, organized, friendly, environment for customers. Assisted customers in looking for the products they were seeking. Handled monies by running cash register. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Unloaded weekly trucks of new product and unpacked and organized new product.
Education
Palomar Community College
2005-2006
Redwood High School
2001-2004
Diploma
It's nice to have a normal, laid back sort of job after my last one, where they chose my hours for me, I had to cover for a million people, and wasn't paid extra for overtime!
Secret Satan