i like when my cat is laying on top of some comforters, and i sneak an arm or a leg underneath, then start messing with him through the comforters and he starts attacking the comforter and going crazy and haha sucka, your bites and scratches won't work on me.
He will kill you in your sleep and eat your fucking flesh.
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
My new kitten has taken to sliding under the covers like some covert toe biting assassin. The only thing that gives her away is the loud purring as she's about to attack my feet.
i like when my cat is laying on top of some comforters, and i sneak an arm or a leg underneath, then start messing with him through the comforters and he starts attacking the comforter and going crazy and haha sucka, your bites and scratches won't work on me.
He will kill you in your sleep and eat your fucking flesh.
then he won't have anyone to open the cans of catfood for him. i better watch myself when he finally learns how to use a can opener or that tin can peel back thingie
They're always banging into things and people but don't seem to care
Their favourite place to nap is under the dinner table (dropped scraps + we get to rub their bellies with our feet when we're sitting down), all tangled up with the table and chair legs. So many paws have accidentally been trodden on
Lara likes to sleep on shoes. She'll pick out four or five of the pointiest, hardest shoes and plonk herself down on them
Both dogs wag with their entire bodies. Wag-crash-wag-crash as they manoeuvre in and out of the furniture
our youngest cat is affectionate as hell but also clingy as balls. like he'll always come up to you when you're just chilling on the couch, and lay on your lap. but heaven forbid you try to get up because he'll hang on to your jeans or shirt with his claws and doesn't let go.
some old friends in boise had several dogs and one of the females they liked to joke was lesbian because she'd try to hump anything and if you were sitting and crossed your legs so one foot was in midair, she would back into it and hump it
it was hilarious unless it was happening to you
our youngest cat is affectionate as hell but also clingy as balls. like he'll always come up to you when you're just chilling on the couch, and lay on your lap. but heaven forbid you try to get up because he'll hang on to your jeans or shirt with his claws and doesn't let go.
My parents live in a small town so the cats are allowed out whenever, and pretty much range where ever they want. When Dad or myself goes down to the street to the Fire Station, if Dufus is outside she'll follow us there, come inside, play around in the hall, then follow us back home again.
Whenever my siblings or myself are out, we are either careful to shut our car windows or check our vehicle for hitchhikers before we leave.
They're always banging into things and people but don't seem to care
Their favourite place to nap is under the dinner table (dropped scraps + we get to rub their bellies with our feet when we're sitting down), all tangled up with the table and chair legs. So many paws have accidentally been trodden on
Lara likes to sleep on shoes. She'll pick out four or five of the pointiest, hardest shoes and plonk herself down on them
Both dogs wag with their entire bodies. Wag-crash-wag-crash as they manoeuvre in and out of the furniture
Are they labs?
My dog does this. it's especially funny when she hits the cats in the face.
Like some are "Oh my god what are you doing." furries. People who wear costumes and so forth. "Fursonas."
And then some are like "I could see myself getting behind this." Like the totally hot furries that you see in some anime and jRPGS.
Here's a question for you. If I consider myself to be homosexual, but I occasionally see attractive women and for one reason or another rationalize attraction to cartoon animal people, what does that make me?
Typical SE++ poster?
Tallus, there was a dude at PAX wearing the flat earth shirt the same day I was wearing my Paramecium cowboy SCIENCE! shirt, but that guy refused to high five me.
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some whiny fag from the internet
He will kill you in your sleep and eat your fucking flesh.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Then I went back to page 14 and was readin.
Then I came back...and busted out laughing. Tearing up too. Good stuff.
Anyway, anyone know anything about what a broker should do/say?
Boobs?
My cat always goes for the squishyist part of the body. On me, embarrassingly that's my tummy. On my missus it's the boobs.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
then he won't have anyone to open the cans of catfood for him. i better watch myself when he finally learns how to use a can opener or that tin can peel back thingie
My parent's cats do that. I'll be layin on the couch at their place and up hops Dufus, starts kneading away at my gut.
Thanks Dufus, yes I know I have a bit of flab.
If I am wearing a skirt, he attacks my bare knees
If I am wearing trousers, he attacks my wrist/lower arm
If I am in bed, he attacks my head
Attacks = making bread which is cute but not quite so cute when it's done with sharp claws on bare skin owww
Cats: no friend to tact.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
this cat was like 16 years old and doing this
My parents' dogs are such clumsy creatures
They're always banging into things and people but don't seem to care
Their favourite place to nap is under the dinner table (dropped scraps + we get to rub their bellies with our feet when we're sitting down), all tangled up with the table and chair legs. So many paws have accidentally been trodden on
Lara likes to sleep on shoes. She'll pick out four or five of the pointiest, hardest shoes and plonk herself down on them
Both dogs wag with their entire bodies. Wag-crash-wag-crash as they manoeuvre in and out of the furniture
Cats are pretty cool, but you always feel like they're hiding something. Like their ultimate disdain for you.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
it was hilarious unless it was happening to you
My parents live in a small town so the cats are allowed out whenever, and pretty much range where ever they want. When Dad or myself goes down to the street to the Fire Station, if Dufus is outside she'll follow us there, come inside, play around in the hall, then follow us back home again.
Whenever my siblings or myself are out, we are either careful to shut our car windows or check our vehicle for hitchhikers before we leave.
Well he is korean
Maybe
Just throwing that out there
also, deemer, i miss your jerri blank theme
Are they labs?
My dog does this. it's especially funny when she hits the cats in the face.
it actually does help a little
that cat wants to engage in fisticuffs
Now that I'm out most of the day I have to keep Rocky in his crate, and it tears me apart, because I hate him being in there for so long
Makes me feel so bad
Tallus, there was a dude at PAX wearing the flat earth shirt the same day I was wearing my Paramecium cowboy SCIENCE! shirt, but that guy refused to high five me.
I was upset
for science.
with AIDS.