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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This page is so nasty

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Discharge

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey, I feel everyone should have to suffer thinking about shit I actually had to do in residency.

    Fuck my OB/GYN rotations so hard.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dude, gross

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Hey, I feel everyone should have to suffer thinking about shit I actually had to do in residency.

    Fuck my OB/GYN rotations so hard.

    The grossest thing I've had to do in my job is play on a keyboard that was covered in some sticky something. At least 'till I had some people clean it off.


    What I'm trying to say is ha. ha ha ha ha ha.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    Hey, I feel everyone should have to suffer thinking about shit I actually had to do in residency.

    Fuck my OB/GYN rotations so hard.

    The grossest thing I've had to do in my job is play on a keyboard that was covered in some sticky something. At least 'till I had some people clean it off.


    What I'm trying to say is ha. ha ha ha ha ha.

    Yeah, fortunately I am far away from that field now, and have no intention of going near it again.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    except when, y'know

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man even if I had the science skills to be a doctor I could never be an OB/GYN. I'd be too afraid of seeing something that would put of off vaginas forever.

    And I like me some vaginas.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well, yeah that's completely different, and much more lacking in Gonorrhea.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hey wook

    get me a job as a lab monkey at UCI, ok? thanks

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    right

    if i find a job i'm giving it to me

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    greedy

    if you find another just lying around, toss it over here

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Posting at work is a pleasure much like shitting at work. So good to get paid.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yessss

    landed an interview!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Me too!

    HI5

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Me too!

    HI5

    DRINKS ON US!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    Me too!

    HI5

    DRINKS ON US!
    How about on you.

    I don't have any money

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    Me too!

    HI5

    DRINKS ON US!
    How about on you.

    I don't have any money

    right yeah, me neither.

    want some water?

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have some right here.

    Thanks.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the damn unemployment claims website is down
    how the hell is that even possible
    dammit dammit dammit

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    TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I love having a job

    Because having a job means I get money

    And money means I can buy the useless shit I've always wanted

    Leader Class Optimus Prime here I come!

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the damn unemployment claims website is down
    how the hell is that even possible
    dammit dammit dammit
    maybe the guy who keeps it running got fired

    ironic?

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Damnit I need to get a job ASAP, my old work just found out they'd overpaid me for the last month I worked so now I have minus money.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I love having a job

    Because having a job means I get money

    And money means I can buy the useless shit I've always wanted

    Leader Class Optimus Prime here I come!

    Ever since I got a job and paid off my debt I'm like, "Okay, I guess I don't need to buy all these New Avengers trades"

    but then I do

    and I don't feel guilty!

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    TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My job is so badass. I got paid to drive around in the squad car, stop at each hall and chat with my friends working the incoming desks, stopped at our local cafeteria and eat lunch, swing by my apartment complex and finish laundry and then walk around the library.

    Afterward, one of the on-duty cops and I were so bored we went cruising around to see if anything was happening and all we did was pull someone over who ran past a stop sign and pulled up to the local hospital to help with a local pysch ward escapee.

    Basically, I get paid to drive a cool car and hang out with cops all day and it's badass.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I got a raise today. A small one, but those add up.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Somebody blew up the microwave at work this morning

    they put a metal mug in


    whoops

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Somebody blew up the microwave at work this morning

    they put a metal mug in


    whoops

    Wow. Do people really still do that?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Does Paris Hilton work at your office?

    She put a metal pot in a microwave in The Simple Life

    And she doesn't seem the type to learn from her mistakes

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Was this person five years old?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Somebody blew up the microwave at work this morning

    they put a metal mug in


    whoops

    Wow. Do people really still do that?

    In her defense she just had a baby recently and I dont think she slept much if at all last night


    but still pretty dumb yes

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jesus.

    My roommate put a poptart in the microwave once. In the wrapper. Apparently this is a common trend because of the directions for microwaving is now on the wrapper. The wrappers are making a transition from foil to plastic.

    Apparently foil makes poptarts taste a whole fucking lot better, let me tell you.

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    wat

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    robo theo's petition to have our office lights replaced with dimmer bulbs: 14 yes, 1 no



    aww jeah

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    man CTV is in my store and want to a news story on our store

    about video game addiction

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    humble wrote: »
    man CTV is in my store and want to a news story on our store

    about video game addiction

    steal the news van because you play too much GTA4

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    humble wrote: »
    man CTV is in my store and want to a news story on our store

    about video game addiction

    steal the news van because you play too much GTA4

    you forgot about murdering them first!

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, sir, explain to the camera the role you play in the degradation of morality in modern society

    3, 2, 1 go

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    humble wrote: »
    humble wrote: »
    man CTV is in my store and want to a news story on our store

    about video game addiction

    steal the news van because you play too much GTA4

    you forgot about murdering them first!

    naw, he's just got to run them over before the high speed escape

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    be sure to point out that surgeons who play video games have a higher success rate than surgeons who dont

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