Hey, I feel everyone should have to suffer thinking about shit I actually had to do in residency.
Fuck my OB/GYN rotations so hard.
The grossest thing I've had to do in my job is play on a keyboard that was covered in some sticky something. At least 'till I had some people clean it off.
Hey, I feel everyone should have to suffer thinking about shit I actually had to do in residency.
Fuck my OB/GYN rotations so hard.
The grossest thing I've had to do in my job is play on a keyboard that was covered in some sticky something. At least 'till I had some people clean it off.
What I'm trying to say is ha. ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, fortunately I am far away from that field now, and have no intention of going near it again.
Man even if I had the science skills to be a doctor I could never be an OB/GYN. I'd be too afraid of seeing something that would put of off vaginas forever.
My job is so badass. I got paid to drive around in the squad car, stop at each hall and chat with my friends working the incoming desks, stopped at our local cafeteria and eat lunch, swing by my apartment complex and finish laundry and then walk around the library.
Afterward, one of the on-duty cops and I were so bored we went cruising around to see if anything was happening and all we did was pull someone over who ran past a stop sign and pulled up to the local hospital to help with a local pysch ward escapee.
Basically, I get paid to drive a cool car and hang out with cops all day and it's badass.
My roommate put a poptart in the microwave once. In the wrapper. Apparently this is a common trend because of the directions for microwaving is now on the wrapper. The wrappers are making a transition from foil to plastic.
Apparently foil makes poptarts taste a whole fucking lot better, let me tell you.
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The grossest thing I've had to do in my job is play on a keyboard that was covered in some sticky something. At least 'till I had some people clean it off.
What I'm trying to say is ha. ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, fortunately I am far away from that field now, and have no intention of going near it again.
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And I like me some vaginas.
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get me a job as a lab monkey at UCI, ok? thanks
if i find a job i'm giving it to me
if you find another just lying around, toss it over here
landed an interview!
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DRINKS ON US!
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I don't have any money
right yeah, me neither.
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Thanks.
how the hell is that even possible
dammit dammit dammit
Because having a job means I get money
And money means I can buy the useless shit I've always wanted
Leader Class Optimus Prime here I come!
ironic?
Ever since I got a job and paid off my debt I'm like, "Okay, I guess I don't need to buy all these New Avengers trades"
but then I do
and I don't feel guilty!
Afterward, one of the on-duty cops and I were so bored we went cruising around to see if anything was happening and all we did was pull someone over who ran past a stop sign and pulled up to the local hospital to help with a local pysch ward escapee.
Basically, I get paid to drive a cool car and hang out with cops all day and it's badass.
they put a metal mug in
whoops
Wow. Do people really still do that?
She put a metal pot in a microwave in The Simple Life
And she doesn't seem the type to learn from her mistakes
In her defense she just had a baby recently and I dont think she slept much if at all last night
but still pretty dumb yes
My roommate put a poptart in the microwave once. In the wrapper. Apparently this is a common trend because of the directions for microwaving is now on the wrapper. The wrappers are making a transition from foil to plastic.
Apparently foil makes poptarts taste a whole fucking lot better, let me tell you.
FOOT SWEATERS
aww jeah
about video game addiction
steal the news van because you play too much GTA4
you forgot about murdering them first!
3, 2, 1 go
naw, he's just got to run them over before the high speed escape