I am the only female, and that is because my position is that of secretary/administrator
He was interviewing women for my job and said 'oh I know it is politically incorrect but I have to have a young female in your position because I think a female voice should answer the phone and older women are too set in their ways'
I work in a job that requires running, I don't run, I prefer to smoke a lot of cigarettes. So i hired a dude to run for me. It's awesome that I hired someone for the sole purpose of running. The interview was like, "how fast can you run? and could you stop someone if they were running from you?"
I am the only female, and that is because my position is that of secretary/administrator
He was interviewing women for my job and said 'oh I know it is politically incorrect but I have to have a young female in your position because I think a female voice should answer the phone and older women are too set in their ways'
He just wanted to covet that impeccable voice for his own gains.
2 weeks after starting my last full time job I had to tell them I was leaving in 4 weeks to go back to uni, since I had unexpectedly received an offer for a course I applied to some time before hand
I was the only male who worked there and I presume that was the only reason they hired me, since I look so damn spiffy in a suit. Funnily enough I was a receptionist.
I was the only male who worked there and I presume that was the only reason they hired me, since I look so damn spiffy in a suit. Funnily enough I was a receptionist.
It was a bizzaro office, I tell you what.
Did everyone call you sweetheart and pinch your butt?
Pretty much everything in the social state sector involves doing it to a certain degree.
It's probably fitting that that's what I'm most qualified to do.
Jobs I'm applying for
- Carities Commission Customer advisor - telling poor people charities who to give the money too
- Connexxions COntact Worker - telling stupid/poor 16 years olds what to do now that they've dropped out of highschool
- Refugee Action service advisor - telling poor (non-english) people to do... basically anything we tell them to
"Go back to school. That's what you should do, you fucking dolt."
See, I'm perfect for the job.
It's funny because my highschool wouldn't allow connexxions to come and give their little presentation about "post age 16 career choices", as far as they were concerned everyone was staying on and eventually going to university. I didn't even know you could leave school at 16.
Also, I love the diversity questionnaire at the end of these forms
im at work every weekday morning at 3:45am till 12:45pm
so im out for the afternoons which is nice
i also work every other saturday morning at 5am, but those are only 4 hour shifts so its easy OT
i enjoy television, but it gets redundant after a while (same stories the same time of year) but natural disasters and murders usually liven things up a bit
"Go back to school. That's what you should do, you fucking dolt."
See, I'm perfect for the job.
It's funny because my highschool wouldn't allow connexxions to come and give their little presentation about "post age 16 career choices", as far as they were concerned everyone was staying on and eventually going to university. I didn't even know you could leave school at 16.
Also, I love the diversity questionnaire at the end of these forms
My school let us know that we could leave, but that we'd be scum if we did so. Unless we didn't get enough A-C grades at GCSE, in which case then just quietly booted you out.
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I thought my boss would tell them
I don't know
They never noticed my engagement ring, or at least, didn't ask me about it
So they don't know Mori exists and so I haven't wanted to say 'oh hey I got a fiancé visa'
Fortunately they haven't asked me how I plan to live out there when I don't have a job
It is all men here
I am the only female, and that is because my position is that of secretary/administrator
He was interviewing women for my job and said 'oh I know it is politically incorrect but I have to have a young female in your position because I think a female voice should answer the phone and older women are too set in their ways'
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He just wanted to covet that impeccable voice for his own gains.
Can you run? If so, can you catch someone running from you?
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Neither do I. Let's hug.
imagine how awkward that was
It was a bizzaro office, I tell you what.
Did everyone call you sweetheart and pinch your butt?
I bet it was like the Diet Coke ad you stud.
I can run, but i'm not big on perspiring. I like a nice job where they give me lots of money to tell poor people what they can and can't do.
We have that here in America.
It's called the Department of Labor.
Communism is the best way.
It's probably fitting that that's what I'm most qualified to do.
Jobs I'm applying for
- Carities Commission Customer advisor - telling poor people charities who to give the money too
- Connexxions COntact Worker - telling stupid/poor 16 years olds what to do now that they've dropped out of highschool
- Refugee Action service advisor - telling poor (non-english) people to do... basically anything we tell them to
"Go back to school. That's what you should do, you fucking dolt."
See, I'm perfect for the job.
It's funny because my highschool wouldn't allow connexxions to come and give their little presentation about "post age 16 career choices", as far as they were concerned everyone was staying on and eventually going to university. I didn't even know you could leave school at 16.
Also, I love the diversity questionnaire at the end of these forms
Nope. But that's the IDF for ya. Can't afford to give people big paychecks in a draft based army.
My flat is getting t'internet on Monday
We're getting like a 50Mb line
Do you get accommodation/food provided?
I currently work tech support, so this week I've been easing off on the tact.
I just told someone they were having problems accessing a website because they "couldn't bloody spell".
Fun times.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
so im out for the afternoons which is nice
i also work every other saturday morning at 5am, but those are only 4 hour shifts so its easy OT
i enjoy television, but it gets redundant after a while (same stories the same time of year) but natural disasters and murders usually liven things up a bit
what do they have you doing?
Killing Arabs.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
oh thank god
I'm displaying Toby-withdrawal symptoms already