Options

My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)

15758596163

Posts

  • Options
    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    I just need to cut down on some of the stuff I pay for that I really don't need to spend money on. For example, I have a subscription to The Economist, but I can get that through work now so I'm gonna cancel that.

    Unknown User on
  • Options
    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    humble wrote: »
    some girl hit another girl in the head with a bottle at my work last night

    and then my buddy started to choke out another guy

    it was awesome

    Either you work in a bar or your boss has entirely failed to keep the office politics under control.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So I was driving the bus today and I hear some chatter on the radio

    the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers

    apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away



    I almost crashed the bus out of desperation

    Raneados on
  • Options
    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    humble wrote: »
    some girl hit another girl in the head with a bottle at my work last night

    and then my buddy started to choke out another guy

    it was awesome

    Either you work in a bar or your boss has entirely failed to keep the office politics under control.

    i do work in a bar

    then today i stopped by between classes and they were talking about all the hilarious fights
    i cant wait for the next one

    humble on
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    off to the interview

    god i hope this goes well

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Unhg having to be at work 12 hours when there's no work to actually do is pretty balls

    I mean I guess I shouldn't complain since I'm getting paid but mary meshugah I'm so bored

    Ledneh on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Unhg having to be at work 12 hours when there's no work to actually do is pretty balls

    I mean I guess I shouldn't complain since I'm getting paid but mary meshugah I'm so bored

    next time bring an Xbox

    Raneados on
  • Options
    AgistrarAgistrar regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    So I was driving the bus today and I hear some chatter on the radio

    the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers

    apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away



    I almost crashed the bus out of desperation

    That's it Rane, take them all out with you!

    Ooh, and scream "Shut up back there you noisy fuckers!" while you do it.

    Agistrar on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Agistrar wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    So I was driving the bus today and I hear some chatter on the radio

    the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers

    apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away



    I almost crashed the bus out of desperation

    That's it Rane, take them all out with you!

    Ooh, and scream "Shut up back there you noisy fuckers!" while you do it.

    we have a bar on campus this year

    it is problematic at best

    Raneados on
  • Options
    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    just finished my 2 weeks training

    i start my real training on monday

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Just took my pee test for a $12.53 an hour job.

    So excited.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I seriously wonder why they don't give out bigger cups to pee into. I could have filled that fucker three times over.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    They really dont even need that much pee.

    Unknown User on
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    But I have to pee that much

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    I need to stop spending money. Gonna start packing lunches.

    This and buying a monthly pass for the train is saving me so much money.
    It's not always that much cheaper, just that I don't seem to waste so much money on lunch and the change from my train fare and stuff means I'm spending a lot less.

    ascot on
  • Options
    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yeah here at work they fill a tiny test tube with it. The rest is wasted.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    well, just got back from the interview.

    i dunno. i thought i had it in the bag going in.

    but everytime i answered she would furrow her brow and frown like she disagreed with me. she didn't crack a smile the entire time.

    i dunno if i just did a shitty interview, or she was a massive bitch or what.

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My last interview was a bit of both, and i didn't get it
    so, uh, good luck Nogs

    ascot on
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i dunno its like it the exact job that i want to do.

    but not if my boss is a bitch, ya know?

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Yeah here at work they fill a tiny test tube with it. The rest is wasted.
    I know, but they asked me not to flush the toilet or wash my hands when I was done.

    I fucking pissing into a tiny cup, the force of the piss is going to backlash onto my hands. Now I'm going to hand you a piss cup that has piss all on the outside of it as well.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    i dunno its like it the exact job that i want to do.

    but not if my boss is a bitch, ya know?

    Hopefully it'd be really difficult for just one person to put you off a job you'd like to do.

    ascot on
  • Options
    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    Stopping mid stream and not getting it all over yourself isn't exactly a hard thing to do.

    Unless you're slow.


    Are you slow?


    Nevermind you're Shibby why did I even ask.

    Unknown User on
  • Options
    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Stopping mid stream and not getting it all over yourself isn't exactly a hard thing to do.

    Unless you're slow.


    Are you slow?


    Nevermind you're Shibby why did I even ask.

    Listen, some of us pee at an uncontrollably high pressure.

    Ruckus on
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Stopping a pee stream isn't rocket science, yes. but it does still tickle out when you decided to stop. Sorry I thought you knew that.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    i dunno its like it the exact job that i want to do.

    but not if my boss is a bitch, ya know?

    Hopefully it'd be really difficult for just one person to put you off a job you'd like to do.

    you're so wise ascot. can you be my boss?

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Stopping mid stream and not getting it all over yourself isn't exactly a hard thing to do.

    Unless you're slow.


    Are you slow?


    Nevermind you're Shibby why did I even ask.

    It is, actually, a very hard thing to do. You have to either pinch, and pray, or have really fucking awesome control of your kegel muscles.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Options
    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah i mean sometimes i can stop but sometimes that hose ain't going out till the well is dry

    Faricazy on
  • Options
    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    i dunno its like it the exact job that i want to do.

    but not if my boss is a bitch, ya know?

    Hopefully it'd be really difficult for just one person to put you off a job you'd like to do.

    you're so wise ascot. can you be my boss?

    Yes.
    Do you pay well?

    ascot on
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    i dunno its like it the exact job that i want to do.

    but not if my boss is a bitch, ya know?

    Hopefully it'd be really difficult for just one person to put you off a job you'd like to do.

    you're so wise ascot. can you be my boss?

    Yes.
    Do you pay well?

    do doughnuts count as currency over there?

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    A ha haha hahaha

    Some tried to make fun of me and got completely dissed.

    A ha haha hahaha

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    I guess I just have really fucking awesome control of my kegel muscles.

    Unknown User on
  • Options
    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    A ha haha hahaha

    Some tried to make fun of me and got completely dissed.

    A ha haha hahaha
    don't get excited, bucko

    short leash

    Faricazy on
  • Options
    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    I guess I just have really fucking awesome control of my kegel muscles.

    my PC muscle is so strong I can actually pull urine back into my bladder from a cup

    the wook on
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Guess you do and should make fun of someone who does things as normal people do.

    I don't piss on the outside of the cup, but it still dribbles a bit as a pull the cup away to piss into the toilet.

    Sorry, I have to pee and nothing is stopping it, unlike you can. You fucking super human.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    you guys should do some of those exercises so you can keep up with pros like myself

    Unknown User on
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    A ha haha hahaha

    Some tried to make fun of me and got completely dissed.

    A ha haha hahaha
    don't get excited, bucko

    short leash
    I know, but at least I normal in this aspect.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    actually im gonna have to side with robothero on this one.

    ive had no troubles stopping, setting the cup aside, and then starting again in the toilet.

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    Guess you do and should make fun of someone who does things as normal people do.

    I don't piss on the outside of the cup, but it still dribbles a bit as a pull the cup away to piss into the toilet.

    Sorry, I have to pee and nothing is stopping it, unlike you can. You fucking super human.

    Or you could just let it dribble into the cup and then pull it away


    its basically the same concept as the shake, or do you skip that too and just not care about the wet spot in your pants every time

    Unknown User on
  • Options
    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Who the fuck in their right mind would stop mid stream regardless? If you gotta pee, you're going to pee at the most convince time.

    Auntie Shibby on
    clowninthewoods.png
  • Options
    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I guess I just have really fucking awesome control of my kegel muscles.

    my PC muscle is so strong I can actually pull urine back into my bladder from a cup
    vlcsnap-1436349.png

    so sorry

    Faricazy on
This discussion has been closed.