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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sweater cows

    i never liked that one. I've had one girl send me a boob pic once, it was pretty sweet. it's tough to get chicks to do that, even if you are dating them. CURSE YOU INTERNET FOR RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE!!

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    How do "bazoonga" look as opposed to, say, "boobies" or any other mammary synonym?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ivar wrote: »
    How do "bazoonga" look as opposed to, say, "boobies" or any other mammary synonym?

    Large, in charge and not all that perky.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we talking runny eggs on a nail?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Internet:

    Makes it easier to get nude photos of people you don't know

    Makes it harder to get nude photos of people you do

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want that on a shirt please Janson

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    soooo janson

    i dont know you very well

    what im saying here is please send nude pics of mori

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Ivar wrote: »
    How do "bazoonga" look as opposed to, say, "boobies" or any other mammary synonym?

    Large, in charge and not all that perky.

    Large because the rest of the body is also large?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    how does it make it harder to get nude pics of people you know?

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    soooo janson

    i dont know you very well

    what im saying here is please send nude pics of mori

    I'm glad you asked because I didn't have the balls to.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Are we talking about people you are already boinking, or other people

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    how does it make it harder to get nude pics of people you know?

    because it's so easy to post their naughty bits for the world to see.

    however people around here tend to get quite a collection i hear.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    An ex of mine keeps sending me pictures of him flashing himself in bars

    It's nice and everything but you start to run out of things to say in reply

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    how does it make it harder to get nude pics of people you know?
    Because most of our friends/people we like (I'm excluding partners here for a moment) know all too well about the dangers of the internet and how easily photos can be lost.

    But out there are a myriad random people whose photos it's apparently quite easy to obtain.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This has nothing to do with my job though

    I brought one of my Deadpool action figures to put on my desk, and I put up a Dark Knight poster on one of my walls

    God I feel like such a corporate tool

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer he wants you to flash back.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ivar wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Ivar wrote: »
    How do "bazoonga" look as opposed to, say, "boobies" or any other mammary synonym?

    Large, in charge and not all that perky.

    Large because the rest of the body is also large?

    Essentially, yes.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sometimes with slightly less perky boobs it's easier to get cleavage, though

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Sometimes with slightly less perky boobs it's easier to get cleavage, though

    And how!

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Do you think if men had boobs that the novelty would wear off eventually?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    boobs are meh

    i like butts and legs

    oh, and a sense of humor

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Do you think if men had boobs that the novelty would wear off eventually?

    Nope.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Do you think if men had boobs that the novelty would wear off eventually?
    No

    Everyone appreciates nice boobs, even the people who have them

    Man, it does kinda suck have big boobs that don't get good cleavage though

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sideboob is fantastic too.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Sideboob is fantastic too.

    underboob is very under-utilized nowadays

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's the jiggle effect.

    boobs jiggle in a way that nothing else comes close to, it's hypnotic and plugs straight into your libido.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Sideboob is fantastic too.

    underboob is very under-utilized nowadays
    Haha

    At the spa last weekend

    We're in the sauna

    And I am lying on the shelf below my friend

    And I have a fantastic view of underboob

    So me, never really thinking before I say anything, say 'I have a fantastic view of your underboob'

    My friend was cool, though, merely said 'well there's not much to see'

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    All boob is fantastic.

    zippo knows the score

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Do you think if men had boobs that the novelty would wear off eventually?
    No

    Everyone appreciates nice boobs, even the people who have them

    Man, it does kinda suck have big boobs that don't get good cleavage though

    I think it's nice that men and women have an appreciation of something that they can share.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Sideboob is fantastic too.

    underboob is very under-utilized nowadays
    Haha

    At the spa last weekend

    We're in the sauna

    And I am lying on the shelf below my friend

    And I have a fantastic view of underboob

    So me, never really thinking before I say anything, say 'I have a fantastic view of your underboob'

    My friend was cool, though, merely said 'well there's not much to see'


    then you started to kiss


    right?

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Sideboob is fantastic too.

    underboob is very under-utilized nowadays
    Haha

    At the spa last weekend

    We're in the sauna

    And I am lying on the shelf below my friend

    And I have a fantastic view of underboob

    So me, never really thinking before I say anything, say 'I have a fantastic view of your underboob'

    My friend was cool, though, merely said 'well there's not much to see'


    then you started to kiss


    right?

    Hot.


    Because it's a sauna gettit!??

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man, thats so unfair. the only thing i see at my gym locker room is droopy sweaty oldman balls. wanna trade?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    nothin'g brightens my day like a boob in hand

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, thats so unfair. the only thing i see at my gym locker room is droopy sweaty oldman balls. wanna trade?

    I've said it before and I'll say it again that the gays get a free ride on this one and it's way unfair.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hrmmm

    nothin'g

    a new inappropriate apostrophe

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    a boob in the hand is worth two in the bush

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, thats so unfair. the only thing i see at my gym locker room is droopy sweaty oldman balls. wanna trade?
    Man you see all kinds in the women's gym locker room

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    A hand on the boob leaves one for the bush.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    a boob in the hand is worth two in the bush
    if your boob's in the bush you maybe ought to think about getting plastic surgery

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