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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man, bush aint cool

    you gotta take care of that stuff

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, thats so unfair. the only thing i see at my gym locker room is droopy sweaty oldman balls. wanna trade?

    I've said it before and I'll say it again that the gays get a free ride on this one and it's way unfair.

    but i mean, its probably worse for the gays because there are a lot of unsightly men in the gym locker room, and its not all pretty boys with chiselled bods.

    its like being a teenager and picturing nudist colonies as paradise, then realizing most people there are kinda overweight and saggy.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    a boob in the hand is worth two in the bush
    if your boob's in the bush you maybe ought to think about getting plastic surgery

    Ha ha ha, speaking of the locker room eh?

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    a boob in the hand is worth two in the bush
    if your boob's in the bush you maybe ought to think about getting plastic surgery

    Or waxing if it's a different problem.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, thats so unfair. the only thing i see at my gym locker room is droopy sweaty oldman balls. wanna trade?

    I've said it before and I'll say it again that the gays get a free ride on this one and it's way unfair.

    but i mean, its probably worse for the gays because there are a lot of unsightly men in the gym locker room, and its not all pretty boys with chiselled bods.

    its like being a teenager and picturing nudist colonies as paradise, then realizing most people there are kinda overweight and saggy.

    Good point, it could become a psychological torture.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So I have an interview at Oppenheimer Tuesday. Anyone here know much about being a broker? Its a broker trainee position.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There was an abnormally high number of slim, pretty women at my gym

    Of course, there were a few middle aged women

    One of the prettiest girls - perfect body - was so incredibly ditzy, though

    I am doing exercises and she walks into the room and does a few half-hearted sit ups. And then she points to the rowing machine and asks her friends, 'what's that?'

    So they tell her, and then she proceeds to use it all wrong

    That was pretty much the extent of her work out. After that she decided she'd done enough for the day and left

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    did she come in with too much make up and an outfit that has obviously never seen a drop of sweat ever? i hate when i see that.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, thats so unfair. the only thing i see at my gym locker room is droopy sweaty oldman balls. wanna trade?

    I've said it before and I'll say it again that the gays get a free ride on this one and it's way unfair.

    Compensation for, you know, being an affront to god

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yes to the latter, but she wasn't too heavily made up

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She's obviously doing something right if she has a perfect body though.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Probably existing

    Also at the spa

    Bearing in mind my friend does dancing or goes to the gym nearly every single day. She's nice and slim but not model-like.

    Our other friend is looking stunning in a bikini. Seriously, she's been on holiday for 6 weeks with her boyfriend and she's gained a little six-pack. She's looking absolutely perfect.

    I actually said to her boyfriend, 'I'm jealous, your girl has a well-toned stomach.'

    He said, 'I'm jealous too! I've been watching her pig out on biscuits all holiday and barely do any exercise'.

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Probably existing

    Also at the spa

    Bearing in mind my friend does dancing or goes to the gym nearly every single day. She's nice and slim but not model-like.

    Our other friend is looking stunning in a bikini. Seriously, she's been on holiday for 6 weeks with her boyfriend and she's gained a little six-pack. She's looking absolutely perfect.

    I actually said to her boyfriend, 'I'm jealous, your girl has a well-toned stomach.'

    He said, 'I'm jealous too! I've been watching her pig out on biscuits all holiday and barely do any exercise'.

    I was like that until I was 25.

    Well, not the bikini part...but I used to eat like 2 large meals of pasta every day (I worked in an italian reseraunt) and was a constant 11 stone up until I hit 25. Now I'm lucky to maintain 14 stone if I watch what I eat.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i always get unnecessarily angry at people that don't work out or hard at all and still have a decent body. don't you eat that taco at me!

    also, man, those spas sound like something out of the opening scene of a skinemax movie

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    a nice two-finger desert after every meal is the trick to a beautiful bod

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It was this spa

    It was heavenly!

    Tallus - my friend is nearly 26...and her mother is exactly the same way still...so we'll see!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    boobs are meh

    i like butts and legs

    oh, and a sense of humor

    look son


    you can't titty fuck a sense of humor

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    It was this spa

    It was heavenly!

    Tallus - my friend is nearly 26...and her mother is exactly the same way still...so we'll see!


    Oh wow.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    It was this spa

    It was heavenly!

    Tallus - my friend is nearly 26...and her mother is exactly the same way still...so we'll see!

    "The Spa is ladies-only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, this applies to both the Spa Experience and the spa treatments."

    cameras
    a million cameras

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    well fellas, looks like we got someplace to be tuesday, thursday, friday, and saturday

    ladies

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we can dress in drag and sneak in and have wacky adventures and shenanigans.

    it'll be like sorority boys only lex luthor won't wear a crappy wig

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sorority Boys was pretty underrated

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sorority Boys was pretty underrated

    the dildo fight is my favorite movie scene involving sex toys

    i'm a prude

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I went on a Sunday - there were only two men there, one of them being my friend's boyfriend.

    I was surprised by how young and hot-bodied the girls were, I'd have thought more middle aged women would've been there

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    screening process

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ok guys if you put a hole in the wall while having sex are you doing something wrong or something very very right

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Very very right.

    How is that even a question?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    rhetorical

    Weaver on
  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I pulled a radiator off a wall once in a fit of carnally induced superhuman strength.

    Destroying things whilst in the throes of passion is pretty kick ass guys.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The top of this page is interesting.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I landed on a cat once.

    furry

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mother fucker was under the covers. We thought he was a pillow.



    He was not.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh

    That's the cat's own fault, then

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this pillow is hissing at me

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cats love hiding under things then giving you dirty looks when you sit on them.

    It's like their vocation or something.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Furries are a weird breed.

    Like some are "Oh my god what are you doing." furries. People who wear costumes and so forth. "Fursonas."

    And then some are like "I could see myself getting behind this." Like the totally hot furries that you see in some anime and jRPGS.

    Here's a question for you. If I consider myself to be homosexual, but I occasionally see attractive women and for one reason or another rationalize attraction to cartoon animal people, what does that make me?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did you seriously just ask that question

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Furries are a weird breed.

    Like some are "Oh my god what are you doing." furries. People who wear costumes and so forth. "Fursonas."

    And then some are like "I could see myself getting behind this." Like the totally hot furries that you see in some anime and jRPGS.

    Here's a question for you. If I consider myself to be homosexual, but I occasionally see attractive women and for one reason or another rationalize attraction to cartoon animal people, what does that make me?

    Typical SE++ poster?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i like when my cat is laying on top of some comforters, and i sneak an arm or a leg underneath, then start messing with him through the comforters and he starts attacking the comforter and going crazy and haha sucka, your bites and scratches won't work on me.

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