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Where you can see lions, tigers, and... hail?

TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
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Wed Sep 3, 11:00 AM ET

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A huge hailstorm turned parts of central Kenya white, thrilling residents most of whom had never experienced such conditions, officials said on Wednesday.

Hailstorms are usual in some parts of Kenya, which straddles the equator, but the ferocity of the storm in Busara, 255 km (158 miles) northwest of the capital was unprecedented.

Excited villagers pelted each other with snowballs while some ate pieces of the icy sheet that formed over an entire hillside.

"We thought a big white sheet had been spread, so we decided to come and see for ourselves. We thought that it was Jesus who had come back," one villager told reporters.

Kenya's Meteorological Department said Tuesday's storm was caused by the convergence of cold air currents from the Indian Ocean and warm air currents from the Congo.

"The hailstones falling on the ground joined together to form expansive sheets of ice or snow flakes occupying a large area, 30 acres," a statement by the meteorologists said.

More than 12 hours after the storm, the forested hillside was still white despite the hot tropical sun.

"In fact this thing is very sweet, we have never seen anything like this. We like the ice so much because with the sun being hot, you take it and you feel satisfied," resident Simon Kimani said.

The only snow to be seen in normally sunny Kenya is on top of the country's highest mountain, 5,199-metre (17,057 ft) Mount Kenya.

(Reporting by Njuwa Maina and Patrick Muiruri; writing by Wangui Kanina; editing by Tony Austin)

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No, seriously, what the hell?

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KENYAN SNOWBALL FIGHT!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    KENYA BELIEVE IT?

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    BLM - ACAB
  • HompHomp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Clearly it's global warming in effect.

    Homp on
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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Homp wrote: »
    Clearly it's global warming in effect.

    Clearly this means there is no global warming am I right

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    THOUGHT IT WAS JESUS COMING BACK

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    KENYA BELIEVE IT?
    fucking christ I love you

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
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  • YesterdayYesterday Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    They should start a bobsled team.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    KENYA BELIEVE IT?

    geek you are the best

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
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    ICY HOT STUNTAZ

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  • HompHomp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Homp wrote: »
    Clearly it's global warming in effect.

    Clearly this means there is no global warming am I right

    Now I'm confused.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    DSC01571.jpg

    ICY HOT STUNTAZ
    DSC01572.jpg

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    KENYA BELIEVE IT?

    :^::^::^:

    I actually grew a third thumb just for this.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh man check out the rocks on that snowmaaanhahahaha

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Oh man check out the rocks on that snowmaaanhahahaha
    Dude has some brass

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2008
    you could probably see lions tigers and hail at a zoo in a place where hail is likely to occur

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2008
    those are not brass they are rocks

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I think my friend might be gay
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    He's checking out my junk

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shibby thread

    oh wait that was the other thread

    oh wait

    it's every thread

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Any thread I post in can become a shibby thread.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    TIGERS ONLY LIVE IN ASIA

    NO TIGERS IN KENYA

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bibble is p. gay

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    TIGERS ONLY LIVE IN ASIA

    NO TIGERS IN KENYA
    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
    that begs to differ

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If Kenya was to physically urinate all over Norway the orange dotted line on the right would indicate the most probable trajectory to ensure a good coverage. This is a fairly rare occurrence though.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yes that is the joke yes

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Are these guys your extended friends through Mr. Slipknot, Shibby?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    EVERY JOKE NEEDS TO BE RUINED EVERY TIME

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY FRIEND TAY ZONDAY

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2008
    isnt there a mockumentary on those types of people


    on youtube or something


    i need to watch it

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Septus wrote: »
    Are these guys your extended friends through Mr. Slipknot, Shibby?

    hahahahaha4zx.jpg
    No, my friend Chris is no way associated with them.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    there is a definite level of fucked-up-ness going on when you and all the people you hang out with have the same haircut

    unless you're in the military or something

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  • TrippyDKTrippyDK Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Im not entirely sure what you'd ask for at a barber shop to get that haircut.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "Listen, I'd like to be savagely beaten by the next group of men I come across. Can you help me out with that?"

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Septus wrote: »
    Are these guys your extended friends through Mr. Slipknot, Shibby?

    hahahahaha4zx.jpg

    guido.jpg

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  • TrippyDKTrippyDK Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I just dont understand why you would think that looks good.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    TrippyDK wrote: »
    I just dont understand why you would think that looks good.

    Because bitches totally dig it bro

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    man the OP is awesome
    bunch of kenyans getting crazy with snowballs
    radsauce

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  • TrippyDKTrippyDK Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    TrippyDK wrote: »
    I just dont understand why you would think that looks good.

    Because bitches totally dig it bro

    When youre right youre right. UMD is packed full of them though. Maryland is as far south as people from Jersey want to go apparently.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Green wrote: »
    If Kenya was to physically urinate all over Norway the orange dotted line on the right would indicate the most probable trajectory to ensure a good coverage. This is a fairly rare occurrence though.

    Norway?

    MORE LIKE SNOREWAY

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ONLY IN KEENYYAAA

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So I found some pictures from a similar situation we had a few years back. It was midsummer in New Mexico, and there was a hailstorm so bad that it actually killed off entire pastures. And prairie grass is about the toughest ground cover you can find this side of lichen.

    Sorry about the quality. My scanner hates glossies, and the digital copies are at my parents' house.
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    This is normally a dry creekbed. We'd had an unusually wet summer, but there wasn't any water here the day before. In case you were wondering, waterfalls are not especially common in New Mexico. Also, all the plants are various shades of brown in ordinary circumstances. These shots make the place look like frigging Ireland.
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    Since it was high summer, the hail had already melted out of the ditches in most places. This hail was presumably washed into the creek from a huge area of pastureland and carried down on the floodwaters. As you can probably tell, pretty much the entire exposed bank was underwater at some point.
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    If you can look past the image of me being impossibly dynamic, you can see how the bridge formed a chokepoint that caused all the hailstones to pile up here. You can also see the granular structure. From a distance, and in most of the pictures, it looks like solid ice or snow.
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    This was only about eight o'clock in the morning, and the whole thing was already starting to break down. All traces of ice were gone when we passed by that afternoon.
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    There were little caves being carved out by secondary tributaries flowing into the creek. This one was big enough to walk into, but the whole thing was unstable that nobody tried it.
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    We were trying to give a sense of perspective, but it didn't work out quite as we planned. The bank my dad is standing on is higher than the far side, and the creek was about fifteen feet wide here. The ice cliffs ranged from fifteen feet high to nearly twenty at their highest.
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    The day wasn't really cold enough for winter jackets, but it was extremely chilly down in the creek. The ice made it feel like a walk-in freezer.

    So there's my hail experience. Not something you'd expect to come across, considering the area and the season.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whe nI saw the article, the first thing to mind was

    FUCK YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!

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