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With beards like these...

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://www.beards.org/

Was there ever any doubt in your mind? Let's talk beards, gentleman.

My personal favorite? The mutton chop beard, of course.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    more like neckbeards eh

    looking at you metz

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    beards.org?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    The forumer with a paypal account who can grow the best neckbeard by Halloween will get $5.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moe Fwacky thread


    oh wait... let me make a terrible beard thread
    1 sec

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    beards.org?

    I KNOW I WAS JUST AS DELIGHTED AS YOU.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mutton chops without the 'stashe look so much better.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i want a mighty goatee like

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    there are some fine beards on that website

    mine is immaculate though

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    like, system of a down goatee?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is someone going to post a picture of jadrian
    i'm not a fan of his beard as a beard
    but as art, it receives an a+

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Moe Fwacky thread


    oh wait... let me make a terrible beard thread
    1 sec

    moe more like ptolemy XII

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    mutton chops without the 'stashe look so much better.

    lemmy begs to differ.


    i'd have to agree though being that i can actually grow chops. my mustache just looks like a teenaged boy's upper lip.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want a mustache like Eugene Hutz over here

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't shaved in like five days

    I guess I've got a beard now

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://www.beards.org/images/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=5

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I am going to grow a horseshoe mustache

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    like, system of a down goatee?

    i was actually hoping to find a picture of scott ian with his goat really long and braided

    i think a big braided beard would be best

    like this guy

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i disagree with this website's stance on the cheek line

    some men see otherwise great beards fizzle out because of weak cheek growth. a strong line is better looking that sparsely filled in cheeks.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i wanna grow a big norse beard. and braid my moustaches. and stuff.


    really i just wanna be a dwarf.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys Guys Guys

    The General Burnsides is the superior beard

    You can show off your sexy chin whilst hiding your disfiguring cheeks and upper lip

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can grow facial hair for the first time in my life. It's shaved right now in the vain hope that it'll someday blossom into a real beard.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ive been told I have nice face hairs.

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have a beard.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Your beard is good.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2LpeA3jcEU

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    is someone going to post a picture of jadrian
    i'm not a fan of his beard as a beard
    but as art, it receives an a+

    It was looking pretty rough by the end of the weekend though


    subpar conditions for personal grooming and all that

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    my dream is to one day have the scruffiest hobo beard

    and just scratch it all day long much to the disgust of people on the same bus I am riding

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I got an odd amount of compliments on my mutton chops on the weekend I was kinda weirded out

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    I got an odd amount of compliments on my mutton chops on the weekend I was kinda weirded out

    well, next time you go to a civil war reenactment you'll be prepared.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    there are very few people who can pull off the /beardstroke

    but I know a dude here in Chapel Hill that fucking kills with it

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I got an odd amount of compliments on my mutton chops on the weekend I was kinda weirded out

    well, next time you go to a civil war reenactment you'll be prepared.

    Or if you feel the need to sail on a british galleon

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i mostly wear an old suit and a top hat and drink, does that count for anything?

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i sincerely don't know what compels so many facial-hair capable men to do anything with it other than a full beard. every other style is, with select few exceptions (scott ian, characters on deadwood, etc), fundamentally inferior.

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    satansfingers wrote: »
    i sincerely don't know what compels so many facial-hair capable men to do anything with it other than a full beard. every other style is, with select few exceptions (scott ian, characters on deadwood, etc), fundamentally inferior.

    'struth

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    satansfingers wrote: »
    i sincerely don't know what compels so many facial-hair capable men to do anything with it other than a full beard. every other style is, with select few exceptions (scott ian, characters on deadwood, etc), fundamentally inferior.

    SamElliottLebowski.jpg

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't shaved all week so I got some pretty bad pre-neckbeard growth happening.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    do ya haf ta use so many durned cuss words?

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    i sincerely don't know what compels so many facial-hair capable men to do anything with it other than a full beard. every other style is, with select few exceptions (scott ian, characters on deadwood, etc), fundamentally inferior.

    SamElliottLebowski.jpg

    the big moustache works well for some older men (sam elliott, wilford brimley) but it remains the exception to the rule of full beards.

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    i sincerely don't know what compels so many facial-hair capable men to do anything with it other than a full beard. every other style is, with select few exceptions (scott ian, characters on deadwood, etc), fundamentally inferior.

    SamElliottLebowski.jpg

    the big moustache works well for some older men (sam elliott, wilford brimley) but it remains the exception to the rule of full beards.

    I will send ten dollars to anyone who posts a picture of themselves using a kitten for a fake mustache.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What if I use an overweight cat in lieu of said kitten?

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