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[Phalla] - Wheel of Time : Game over! Black Ajah eliminated. The White Tower stands!

RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Critical Failures
The Wheel of Time turns and Ages come and go.
What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the shadow.
Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time.

Welcome to the Wheel of Time Phalla!

The White Tower is in turmoil. Thirteen sisters have fled the tower outing theirselves as Black Ajah.

The Amyrlin Seat has ordered that all Aes Sedai hunt and still all remaining Black Ajah. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it is encouraged that all sisters drop their morals and seek what is best for the Tower.

Each night you will vote for a sister to still as a suspect of Black Ajah. They will not even be questioned. They will be brought in and stilled immediately. If you choose to change your mind before the night ends, you must first retract your vote. Failure to do so will result in my wrath!

Nights will end at 11 PM EST. Actions must be sent in to both me and LaOs before 11 PM EST. This is a 28 man phalla with 4 sisters to each Ajah. You are required to vote once a night. You can retract as many times as you'd like but you must vote for someone before it closes. You may not vote for yourself. You may vote for other sisers of your Ajah. When someone is killed their true identity will be revealed. So if they were Black Ajah they will show Black Ajah.

Normal phalla rules apply. Including, but not limited to:

No annonymous contact.
No copying, screenshots, etc, of role PMs.
If you create a board, I must be made aware of this board.
If you are unsure, ask for clarification or PM me.

Special thanks goes to LaOs for helping me with this phalla and for narrarating.

Sign ups start now!

Red Ajah:
Wildcat
Cantide - Replaced by Exarch
El Skid
cj iwakura

Blue Ajah:
Frost Mist
MacGuffin
Gorilla Salad
Maximus

Green Ajah:
crimsoncoyote
Toxic Toys
Kuhlmeye
MundaneSoul

Brown Ajah:
The_Reflection - Stilled - Black Ajah
Egos
warban - Stilled
Thetheroo - Killed by Black Ajah

White Ajah:
Free Agent
minigunwielder - Killed by Black Ajah
Lavatron
Sheep Have Wool

Yellow Ajah:
durax - Killed by Black Ajah
JoschuaESQ
Shorn Scrotum Man - Killed by Warder
SlickShughes

Grey Ajah:
Goose!
JPants
TheLawinator - Killed by Warder
Arasaki

Current Player List:
El Skid - Red
FrostMist - Blue
Exarch - Red
crimsoncoyote - Green
Toxic Toys - Green
Egos - Brown
Maximus's replacement (Whoever this turns out to be) - Blue
cj iwakura - Red
Arasaki - Grey
JoschuaESQ - Yellow
kuhlmeye's replacement (Not sure who this is yet) - Green
MacGuffin - Blue

List of the dead:
Goose! - Grey
Wildcat - Red - Black
Sheep Have Wool - White
The_Reflection - Brown - Black
Thetheroo - Brown
SlickShughes - Yellow
JPants - Grey
durax - Yellow
Gorilla Salad - Blue - Black
TheLawinator - Grey
minigunwielder - White
MundaneSoul - Green
Lavatron - White
FreeAgent - White - Black
warban - Brown
Shorn Scrotum Man - Yellow

Sign up list:
1. El Skid
2. Goose!
3. FrostMist
4. Cantide
5. Wildcat
6. crimsoncoyote
7. Sheep Have Wool
8. The_Reflection
9. Thetheroo
10. SlickShughes
11. Jpants
12. Toxic Toys
13. Egos
14. durax
15. Gorilla Salad
16. TheLawinator
17. Maximus
18. minigunwielder
19. MundaneSoul
20. Lavatron
21. cj iwakura
22. FreeAgent
23. Arasaki
24. warban
25. JoschuaESQ
26. kuhlmeye
27. Shorn Scrotum Man
28. MacGuffin

Reserves:

1. Exarch - Now Red Ajah
2. WilDPanthA05
3. lonelyahava
4.
5.

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Posts

  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mechanics:
    LaOs wrote: »
    Mechanics Reveal Post

    Narrations:
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night One
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Two
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Three
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Four
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Five
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Six
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Seven
    LaOs wrote: »
    Night Eight - Game Over - White Tower Victory!

    LaOs on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign me up for some [strike]hot lesbian action[/strike] White Tower fun

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up so I can get more experienced at this phalla stuff and maybe even win one.

    Goose! on
    Nintendo Switch FC: SW-5618-5257-5789 | Amazon Smile List
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NO!

    YOU CAN'T BREAK ME!

    Thetheroo on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    NO!

    YOU CAN'T BREAK ME!

    :winky:

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ooh! !Signup

    FrostMist on
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  • CantideCantide Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    Cantide on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up, please!

    Wildcat on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish I knew the source material... but !Sign up anyway!

    crimsoncoyote on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Source material isn't really that helpful. It would probably make it more fun, just like any other phalla though. Just scour the internets for wikis and such. Should be able to get all the information you need off that.

    Ryadic on
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  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, !sign up, even though the books haven't been very good in decades.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I ain't falling for THIS SHIT AGAIN.

    Last time I tried to warn Tossrocks, he didn't listen...and now the Tossrocks reveal is legendary. :P

    B:L on
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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was told there was already a WoT phalla on here, but couldn't find me.

    Link me to the reveal from Tossrocks, please B:L. And don't forget to sign up!

    Ryadic on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
    !Signup

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
    !Signup

    <3

    crimsoncoyote on
  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I've never phalla'd before, but I'll !signup. This is the first one I've seen with source material I actually know pretty well.

    SlickShughes on
    Houn wrote: »
    This is Penny Motherfuckin' Arcade. It's a better class of forum, and you know it.
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    JPants on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Welcome to phalla, SlickShughes!

    Wildcat on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Welcome to phalla, SlickShughes!

    GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

    It might destroy you.

    Thetheroo on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well if Roo is doing it I might as well !sign up.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oooo Laos's narrations are godlike

    !sign up

    Egos on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Welcome to phalla, SlickShughes!

    GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

    It might destroy you.

    Don't listen to this at all.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !reserve

    durax on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Link me to the reveal from Tossrocks, please B:L. And don't forget to sign up!

    Only if I somehow come back in the Viking phalla. :P

    First, reveal:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=2205440#post2205440

    Then, the next night:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=2214996#post2214996



    OOPS if only someone could've seen this coming...

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=2197663#post2197663


    Why, this man is trying to save my life! I wonder how I should thank him...

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=2197959#post2197959


    Bitterly, bitterly cursed with the Cassandra Complex.

    B:L on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    I shall play all the phallas!

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Woooo!!! Two Phalla's Starting Up!!!!!!!

    Woooo!!!

    Sign Up

    Maximus on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MAXIMUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    Thetheroo on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    THETHEROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Maximus on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It appears that once again we must play this game. Time turns, and ages come and go. Our eternal conflict may yet change, but I will still grudge you for now.

    Your move, my old adversary.

    Thetheroo on
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    MundaneSoul on
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  • LavatronLavatron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    Lavatron on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    It appears that once again we must play this game. Time turns, and ages come and go. Our eternal conflict may yet change, but I will still grudge you for now.

    Your move, my old adversary.

    Sigh....Thetheroo, Ishamael, Mordin, whatever you call yourself now, Indeed the Wheel of Time does turn neverending, the dark rise up, call themselves whatever is scary in that age, and try to destroy all that is good in the world, I say try because Evil has never won and will never win so long as the Dragon stands against them.

    Maximus on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish I knew the source material... but !Sign up anyway!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aes_Sedai

    Maximus on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Second time's the charm? !sign up

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just a few more. I'm off to bed for now. PMs should go out tomorrow morning when I get in to work and have time to set up. I will also post when the first day ends. Depending on when roles go out, may end up being tomorrow night, but most likely will be Wednesday night.

    Ryadic on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    With my untimely death due to Vikings, I have choice but to !sign up.

    Also, a little something to add to the reveal humor. Tossrock also revealed as Ax Day 1 or 2 of the Animorphs Phalla. He proceeded to get ruined by an Animorph hating tiger that very night. If memory serves, his power was either two kills, and if one of his targets was a Yeerk, he got the name of another Yeerk, or a single kill and 2 names.

    I'm pretty sure it was the latter.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey guys I call Robert Jordan

    I get to be Robert Jordan

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