I also remember when I was at a friend's house and we were using his computer, his little brother had just started discovering porn but hadn't realised how to clear history so we'd see all these google searches for
really crude stuff like sexy penis in vagina, sexy super breasts. He'd deny it blindly, saying he didn't know what that shit was. A few years later we'd bring it up with him and he was all "yeah, I was like a fucking jackhammer all day and night".
that's almost adorable. "sexy time with pretty girl... .jpg"
i remember the day when my dad took me aside all serious like.
i thought i was in deep trouble or something.
and he told me in this really serious tone, "I found all of those Victoria's Secret catalogs under your bed."
the worst part of that kind of conversation between a horribly hormonal kid and his dad is when your dad tells you, "You know, if you have any questions, you can just ask me."
Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"
i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing
getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird
I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.
Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.
I never got the appeal of strip clubs. You're just sitting there, lookin' at some titties with a bunch of other guys, not even wanking it. What's the point of that?
Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"
i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing
getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird
I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.
Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.
I never got the appeal of strip clubs. You're just sitting there, lookin' at some titties with a bunch of other guys, not even wanking it. What's the point of that?
it was probably George Carlin who said this, but it's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and not being allowed to have any of the food.
Before I learned to masturbate I would just stay up late and watch the smut on bravo and showcase, feeling extremely uncomfortable and slightly queezy from lack of relief.
i was never told i could ask questions
i was shown a book
when i was 5 years old
and told a lot of things
i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
and developed an unnatural curiosity
i was never told i could ask questions
i was shown a book
when i was 5 years old
and told a lot of things
i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
and developed an unnatural curiosity
I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
And man that made shit really weird
Some of my friends were talking about going to a stripclub, I really don't get it. Besides, that shit is seedy as hell, some weird fucks go to stripclubs.
Some of my friends were talking about going to a stripclub, I really don't get it. Besides, that shit is seedy as hell, some weird fucks go to stripclubs.
stripclubs are not worth it.
when i have kids, i'm just going to straight up tell them what's in a strip club, and how it's just a sad sack of disappointment.
that way it's not some taboo forbidden fruit, it just sucks. and it'd be alllll truth.
When I was that age all I had available were the sex scenes in fantasy novels. What a loser.
Khalan shuddered in both agony and pleasure, knowing it wasn't Richard that pierced her with his fiery throbbing member, the feelings making her wary of losing control of her Confessor's Magic, but here in the Temple of the Winds she knew it wouldn't matter. Here the Old Magic would nullify the danger that stopped them from consummating their wanton physical desires, but oh, if only it had been with Richard! She decided that if had to be this way, then so be it, and as the first spurts of the male seed entered her nether lips she arched her back, thrusting and accepting the pleasure as her right. But it was not enough, and even as he withdrew his organ, spent, she scrambled to her knees, sucking it back into her mouth, the taste of her own virgin blood still heavy upon it. As it approached hardness once more, she yelled to the cab, yo homes, smell you later, and looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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But it's still real sex
so?
I dont think she believes him anymore
dark, spyware laden days
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oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.
i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl
edit: unless sporn counts
that stuff is hilarious
Breasts are disgusting!
that's almost adorable. "sexy time with pretty girl... .jpg"
i thought i was in deep trouble or something.
and he told me in this really serious tone, "I found all of those Victoria's Secret catalogs under your bed."
the worst part of that kind of conversation between a horribly hormonal kid and his dad is when your dad tells you, "You know, if you have any questions, you can just ask me."
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I never got the appeal of strip clubs. You're just sitting there, lookin' at some titties with a bunch of other guys, not even wanking it. What's the point of that?
Ah shit, I just remembered I promised a friend of mine I'd write Boba Fett/Greedo fanfiction.
Let's see
Like one in the morning
I've never even seen a girl
it was probably George Carlin who said this, but it's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and not being allowed to have any of the food.
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asian twinks...
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"As Boba slowly handled Greedo's 'blaster rifle and thermal detonators,' the inevitable happened. He shot first.
But the night was young, and the blaster full."
i was shown a book
when i was 5 years old
and told a lot of things
i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
and developed an unnatural curiosity
They're young and they're pixelated
But I must say that with the use of the internet, all kinds of "things" are a lot more accessible then back in the day...
I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.
All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward
I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
And man that made shit really weird
not on gaytube they're not.
edit: well, young they are. pixelated they are not.
Tender lesbian porn?
Or something like Met Art
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i like watching variety without violence
that's all i'll say
t wiggin: google it dude, it's just inappropriate looking creatures from Spore
Yeah real french sex
Also what the hell
spaceballs on the tv, completely ignored
ask projeck
*giggle*
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Spore porn
edit; beat'd but in any case spore porn is hella inaccurate.
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Chico we lived the same life at that age.
That was, until I found this Spanish soft-core station on Friday nights. Also Wild On!
I'm mostly talking about hetero girls
Not all porn is like that.
Some porn doesn't even have women in it at all!
stripclubs are not worth it.
when i have kids, i'm just going to straight up tell them what's in a strip club, and how it's just a sad sack of disappointment.
that way it's not some taboo forbidden fruit, it just sucks. and it'd be alllll truth.
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Haha ew thats gay! :P
Khalan shuddered in both agony and pleasure, knowing it wasn't Richard that pierced her with his fiery throbbing member, the feelings making her wary of losing control of her Confessor's Magic, but here in the Temple of the Winds she knew it wouldn't matter. Here the Old Magic would nullify the danger that stopped them from consummating their wanton physical desires, but oh, if only it had been with Richard! She decided that if had to be this way, then so be it, and as the first spurts of the male seed entered her nether lips she arched her back, thrusting and accepting the pleasure as her right. But it was not enough, and even as he withdrew his organ, spent, she scrambled to her knees, sucking it back into her mouth, the taste of her own virgin blood still heavy upon it. As it approached hardness once more, she yelled to the cab, yo homes, smell you later, and looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.