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My Little Brother Has No Self Control

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm french, I have real sex

    Yeah, with men

    But it's still real sex

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm french, I have real sex

    Yeah, with men

    so?

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    harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    harvest wrote: »
    My dad uses the "popups did it" on my mom all the time.

    I tried that and she just kinda looked at me like
    "Come on
    Admit it
    This isn't all pop-ups"

    I dont think she believes him anymore :o

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i remember the dark days before youporn, redtube, etc

    dark, spyware laden days

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    mully on
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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never seen a vagina!

    Breasts are disgusting!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I also remember when I was at a friend's house and we were using his computer, his little brother had just started discovering porn but hadn't realised how to clear history so we'd see all these google searches for
    really crude stuff like sexy penis in vagina, sexy super breasts. He'd deny it blindly, saying he didn't know what that shit was. A few years later we'd bring it up with him and he was all "yeah, I was like a fucking jackhammer all day and night".

    that's almost adorable. "sexy time with pretty girl... .jpg"

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i remember the day when my dad took me aside all serious like.

    i thought i was in deep trouble or something.

    and he told me in this really serious tone, "I found all of those Victoria's Secret catalogs under your bed."

    the worst part of that kind of conversation between a horribly hormonal kid and his dad is when your dad tells you, "You know, if you have any questions, you can just ask me."

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing

    getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird

    I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.

    Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.

    I never got the appeal of strip clubs. You're just sitting there, lookin' at some titties with a bunch of other guys, not even wanking it. What's the point of that?
    robothero wrote: »
    clarissa explains it all fanfic

    Oh god.

    That would have had 14 year old me in dire need of new pants.

    Ah shit, I just remembered I promised a friend of mine I'd write Boba Fett/Greedo fanfiction.

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    harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When I first got online I learned about Usenet from my ISP's website. Never had a problem with browser histories :)

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    The last time I looked at porn was uh
    Let's see
    Like one in the morning

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I've never seen a vagina!

    Breasts are disgusting!

    I've never even seen a girl

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing

    getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird

    I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.

    Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.

    I never got the appeal of strip clubs. You're just sitting there, lookin' at some titties with a bunch of other guys, not even wanking it. What's the point of that?

    it was probably George Carlin who said this, but it's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and not being allowed to have any of the food.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the last porn i watched was a couple nights ago.


    asian twinks...

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Before I learned to masturbate I would just stay up late and watch the smut on bravo and showcase, feeling extremely uncomfortable and slightly queezy from lack of relief.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm french, I have real sex
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I do not think I ever had sex sober

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mmm, now i'm thinkin Arby's

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ah shit, I just remembered I promised a friend of mine I'd write Boba Fett/Greedo fanfiction.

    "As Boba slowly handled Greedo's 'blaster rifle and thermal detonators,' the inevitable happened. He shot first.

    But the night was young, and the blaster full."

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i was never told i could ask questions
    i was shown a book
    when i was 5 years old
    and told a lot of things
    i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
    i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
    and developed an unnatural curiosity

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the last porn i watched was a couple nights ago.


    asian twinks...

    They're young and they're pixelated

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    After about 2 weeks straight of slammin' off....oh god...THE BLOOD OH THE BLOOD.

    But I must say that with the use of the internet, all kinds of "things" are a lot more accessible then back in the day...

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.

    All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    i was never told i could ask questions
    i was shown a book
    when i was 5 years old
    and told a lot of things
    i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
    i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
    and developed an unnatural curiosity

    I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
    And man that made shit really weird

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    the last porn i watched was a couple nights ago.


    asian twinks...

    They're young and they're pixelated

    not on gaytube they're not.


    edit: well, young they are. pixelated they are not.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.

    All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward

    Tender lesbian porn?
    Or something like Met Art

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Wait mully what is sporn?

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Some of my friends were talking about going to a stripclub, I really don't get it. Besides, that shit is seedy as hell, some weird fucks go to stripclubs.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.

    All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward

    i like watching variety without violence
    that's all i'll say

    t wiggin: google it dude, it's just inappropriate looking creatures from Spore

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm french, I have real sex
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I do not think I ever had sex sober

    Yeah real french sex

    Also what the hell

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    first time, fapping to a magazine ad

    spaceballs on the tv, completely ignored

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Wait mully what is sporn?

    ask projeck

    *giggle*

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ew, Sporn.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Wait mully what is sporn?

    Spore porn

    edit; beat'd but in any case spore porn is hella inaccurate.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    Chico we lived the same life at that age.

    That was, until I found this Spanish soft-core station on Friday nights. Also Wild On!

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.

    All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward

    Tender lesbian porn?
    Or something like Met Art

    I'm mostly talking about hetero girls

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The 12 yearold kids who get a hype from creating SOPRE creatures with mega-penises...

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.

    All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward

    Not all porn is like that.

    Some porn doesn't even have women in it at all!

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Some of my friends were talking about going to a stripclub, I really don't get it. Besides, that shit is seedy as hell, some weird fucks go to stripclubs.

    stripclubs are not worth it.


    when i have kids, i'm just going to straight up tell them what's in a strip club, and how it's just a sad sack of disappointment.

    that way it's not some taboo forbidden fruit, it just sucks. and it'd be alllll truth.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i can't remember the last time i looked at porn, now

    ...

    oh wait, yes i can, it was in uhh ... june, i think.

    i think as far as porn goes i'm like a once-every-5-months kind of girl

    edit: unless sporn counts
    that stuff is hilarious

    I seriously cant imagine a girl looking at porn.

    All looking at another girl getting pounded and abused by 1 or more dudes seems awkward

    Not all porn is like that.

    Some porn doesn't even have women in it at all!

    Haha ew thats gay! :P

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    harvest wrote: »
    When I was that age all I had available were the sex scenes in fantasy novels. What a loser.

    Khalan shuddered in both agony and pleasure, knowing it wasn't Richard that pierced her with his fiery throbbing member, the feelings making her wary of losing control of her Confessor's Magic, but here in the Temple of the Winds she knew it wouldn't matter. Here the Old Magic would nullify the danger that stopped them from consummating their wanton physical desires, but oh, if only it had been with Richard! She decided that if had to be this way, then so be it, and as the first spurts of the male seed entered her nether lips she arched her back, thrusting and accepting the pleasure as her right. But it was not enough, and even as he withdrew his organ, spent, she scrambled to her knees, sucking it back into her mouth, the taste of her own virgin blood still heavy upon it. As it approached hardness once more, she yelled to the cab, yo homes, smell you later, and looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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