i was never told i could ask questions
i was shown a book
when i was 5 years old
and told a lot of things
i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
and developed an unnatural curiosity
I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
And man that made shit really weird
I was told nothing, and asked nothing. There were many scientific breakthroughs during my teenage years.
When I was that age all I had available were the sex scenes in fantasy novels. What a loser.
Khalan shuddered in both agony and pleasure, knowing it wasn't Richard that pierced her with his fiery throbbing member, the feelings making her wary of losing control of her Confessor's Magic, but here in the Temple of the Winds she knew it wouldn't matter. Here the Old Magic would nullify the danger that stopped them from consummating their wanton physical desires, but oh, if only it had been with Richard! She decided that if had to be this way, then so be it, and as the first spurts of the male seed entered her nether lips she arched her back, thrusting and accepting the pleasure as her right. But it was not enough, and even as he withdrew his organ, spent, she scrambled to her knees, sucking it back into her mouth, the taste of her own virgin blood still heavy upon it. As it approached hardness once more, she yelled to the cab, yo homes, smell you later, and looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Some of my friends were talking about going to a stripclub, I really don't get it. Besides, that shit is seedy as hell, some weird fucks go to stripclubs.
stripclubs are not worth it.
when i have kids, i'm just going to straight up tell them what's in a strip club, and how it's just a sad sack of disappointment.
that way it's not some taboo forbidden fruit, it just sucks. and it'd be alllll truth.
one of the last things i watched was supposedly some dudes girl and his friend, the girl was very plain looking, brown hair, not too slim, and so the dude was just this black haired pale average dude - and i watched that for a while until the camera turned a bit and it looked like larlar, just from one particular angle
DONGPOCOLYPSE!!
Can service 10,000 women at one time, or 1 really big woman with 10,00 vagina's. Has enough vibrational force to shatter windows over half a mile away.
Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
I tend to avoid..
floppy? translucent?
i feel like this is a horrible, horrible version of "Guess Who"
Once, when I worked at Amazon, someone called because she stupidly selected her mom's address during checkout. I'm sure she appreciated the dildo from her daughter.
i was never told i could ask questions
i was shown a book
when i was 5 years old
and told a lot of things
i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
and developed an unnatural curiosity
I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
And man that made shit really weird
I was told nothing, and asked nothing. There were many scientific breakthroughs during my teenage years.
I love you, Rolo
my parents gave me a book with cartoon illustrations when I was very young
I didn't believe roms for the longest time. I'd spent months prior downloading all the shitty 3D games I could and didn't believe top product could come in 1-3mb packages.
I didn't believe roms for the longest time. I'd spent months prior downloading all the shitty 3D games I could and didn't believe top product could come in 1-3mb packages.
It was the other way around for me
I'd download these little tiny packages believing they were full games
Imagine my surprise when they were invariably something different
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I was told nothing, and asked nothing. There were many scientific breakthroughs during my teenage years.
I love you, Rolo
specific request for my bachelor party to save money and not get strippers
It's not enough, you have to show them.
steam
i closed that rather quickly ... awwwwwwwwwkward
that was somewhere in redtube i think
National Lampoon
that's a direct quote isn't it
that's a goddamn lie
And our imaginations.
serves me well to this day.
Those were the days
steam
I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework
I think I would have been better off not knowing that he had a small pack of studded and ribbed condoms.
fucking cinemax.
Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
I tend to avoid..
A throbbing member probably doesn't do too well for thinking about maths problems.
steam
Steam
floppy? translucent?
i feel like this is a horrible, horrible version of "Guess Who"
I usually think of coworkers, or my fiance's friends. Which is weird when I have to interact with any of them.
"is your person black?" "yes" "clackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclacklcakclclackclcack"
Can service 10,000 women at one time, or 1 really big woman with 10,00 vagina's. Has enough vibrational force to shatter windows over half a mile away.
Once, when I worked at Amazon, someone called because she stupidly selected her mom's address during checkout. I'm sure she appreciated the dildo from her daughter.
heh, you never know..it could be o.o
cats outta the bag now..
i remember that
man now i totally want to make a guess who version but with dildoes
that'd be amusing
IS YOURS SPONSORED BY SUE JOHNSON?
YES!
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I don't think I could imagine that sort of thing with people I know, it'd probably keep flashing back whenever I talked to them.
steam
why did you keep that
Pop-ups for me, when searching for those god-cursed N64 roms somewhere around seven years ago.
my parents gave me a book with cartoon illustrations when I was very young
Oh, I totally get the flashbacks. It spices up the workday.
Anyway, I think I'd probably lose it at some point while talking to them and end up blurting "I jerked it to you in my head".
So mystery girl it shall continue to be!
steam
It was the other way around for me
I'd download these little tiny packages believing they were full games
Imagine my surprise when they were invariably something different