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My Little Brother Has No Self Control

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i was never told i could ask questions
    i was shown a book
    when i was 5 years old
    and told a lot of things
    i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
    i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
    and developed an unnatural curiosity

    I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
    And man that made shit really weird

    I was told nothing, and asked nothing. There were many scientific breakthroughs during my teenage years.

    I love you, Rolo

    Campion on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2008
    strippers in general are not worth it


    specific request for my bachelor party to save money and not get strippers

    Unknown User on
  • BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    Beyond on
  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    harvest wrote: »
    When I was that age all I had available were the sex scenes in fantasy novels. What a loser.

    Khalan shuddered in both agony and pleasure, knowing it wasn't Richard that pierced her with his fiery throbbing member, the feelings making her wary of losing control of her Confessor's Magic, but here in the Temple of the Winds she knew it wouldn't matter. Here the Old Magic would nullify the danger that stopped them from consummating their wanton physical desires, but oh, if only it had been with Richard! She decided that if had to be this way, then so be it, and as the first spurts of the male seed entered her nether lips she arched her back, thrusting and accepting the pleasure as her right. But it was not enough, and even as he withdrew his organ, spent, she scrambled to her knees, sucking it back into her mouth, the taste of her own virgin blood still heavy upon it. As it approached hardness once more, she yelled to the cab, yo homes, smell you later, and looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
    That's not like what I read at all :o

    harvest on
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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Some of my friends were talking about going to a stripclub, I really don't get it. Besides, that shit is seedy as hell, some weird fucks go to stripclubs.

    stripclubs are not worth it.


    when i have kids, i'm just going to straight up tell them what's in a strip club, and how it's just a sad sack of disappointment.

    that way it's not some taboo forbidden fruit, it just sucks. and it'd be alllll truth.

    It's not enough, you have to show them.

    Shifty Fister on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    God am I glad I didn't find 4chan in my early searches. I'd be some sort of wanker Nazi now.

    Tam on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    one of the last things i watched was supposedly some dudes girl and his friend, the girl was very plain looking, brown hair, not too slim, and so the dude was just this black haired pale average dude - and i watched that for a while until the camera turned a bit and it looked like larlar, just from one particular angle

    i closed that rather quickly ... awwwwwwwwwkward

    that was somewhere in redtube i think

    mully on
  • BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    strippers in general are not worth it


    specific request for my bachelor party to save money and not get strippers

    National Lampoon

    Beyond on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    AGH FUCK, ROLO

    that's a direct quote isn't it

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    that's a goddamn lie

    potatoe on
  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Back when I was a kid, we didn't have internet porn. We had old crumpled pages of playboys older brothers handed down.

    And our imaginations.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also i remember reading a lot of lesbian anime fanfics when i was but a lad.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Back when I was a kid, we didn't have internet porn. We had old crumpled pages of playboys older brothers handed down.

    And our imaginations.

    serves me well to this day.

    Tam on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha I think my first encounter with naked women on the internet were the sidebar adverts, when I was searching for GBA ROMS.

    Those were the days

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I found my dad's porn stash at 12.

    I think I would have been better off not knowing that he had a small pack of studded and ribbed condoms.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man it's really awkward listening to some old dude read you those sex scenes on audiobooks.

    harvest on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also: cinemax, my droogs.


    fucking cinemax.

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  • BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    that's a goddamn lie

    Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
    I tend to avoid..

    Beyond on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

    A throbbing member probably doesn't do too well for thinking about maths problems.

    Shifty Fister on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My imagination serves me well when I need it too.

    M.D. on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    that's a goddamn lie

    Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
    I tend to avoid..

    floppy? translucent?

    i feel like this is a horrible, horrible version of "Guess Who"

    mully on
  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

    I usually think of coworkers, or my fiance's friends. Which is weird when I have to interact with any of them.

    RocketSauce on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    anyone else get burned by HBO's real sex? man what a flagrant sausagefest and old cooter showcase.

    the cheat on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    that's a goddamn lie

    Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
    I tend to avoid..

    floppy? translucent?

    i feel like this is a horrible, horrible version of "Guess Who"

    "is your person black?" "yes" "clackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclacklcakclclackclcack"

    Metzger Meister on
  • BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DONGPOCOLYPSE!!
    Can service 10,000 women at one time, or 1 really big woman with 10,00 vagina's. Has enough vibrational force to shatter windows over half a mile away.

    Beyond on
  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    that's a goddamn lie

    Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
    I tend to avoid..

    floppy? translucent?

    i feel like this is a horrible, horrible version of "Guess Who"

    Once, when I worked at Amazon, someone called because she stupidly selected her mom's address during checkout. I'm sure she appreciated the dildo from her daughter.

    harvest on
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  • BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Dildos are gross and that's a fact.

    that's a goddamn lie

    Ahaha! So translucent purple, floppy, jell filled fake cocks are awesome? o_O
    I tend to avoid..

    floppy? translucent?

    i feel like this is a horrible, horrible version of "Guess Who"

    heh, you never know..it could be o.o
    cats outta the bag now..

    Beyond on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ahahahaha
    i remember that

    man now i totally want to make a guess who version but with dildoes
    that'd be amusing

    IS YOURS SPONSORED BY SUE JOHNSON?

    YES!

    CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK

    mully on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

    I usually think of coworkers, or my fiance's friends. Which is weird when I have to interact with any of them.

    I don't think I could imagine that sort of thing with people I know, it'd probably keep flashing back whenever I talked to them.

    Shifty Fister on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Potato I'm still waiting for explications

    why did you keep that

    Dadouw on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    First time seeing anything naked on the internet? Clicking a link for Pokemon Gold Roms when I was 10 I think.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha I think my first encounter with naked women on the internet were the sidebar adverts, when I was searching for GBA ROMS.

    Those were the days

    Pop-ups for me, when searching for those god-cursed N64 roms somewhere around seven years ago.

    Silvoculous on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Mully wrote: »
    i was never told i could ask questions
    i was shown a book
    when i was 5 years old
    and told a lot of things
    i started digging through their porn and whatnot, reading the sex-books and all that, at that same age
    i knew waaaaaay more than i should've be the time i was 7
    and developed an unnatural curiosity

    I put it all together when I was in like 5th grade
    And man that made shit really weird

    I was told nothing, and asked nothing. There were many scientific breakthroughs during my teenage years.

    I love you, Rolo

    my parents gave me a book with cartoon illustrations when I was very young

    bowtiedseal on
  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

    I usually think of coworkers, or my fiance's friends. Which is weird when I have to interact with any of them.

    I don't think I could imagine that sort of thing with people I know, it'd probably keep flashing back whenever I talked to them.

    Oh, I totally get the flashbacks. It spices up the workday.

    RocketSauce on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I didn't believe roms for the longest time. I'd spent months prior downloading all the shitty 3D games I could and didn't believe top product could come in 1-3mb packages.

    Tam on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

    I usually think of coworkers, or my fiance's friends. Which is weird when I have to interact with any of them.

    I don't think I could imagine that sort of thing with people I know, it'd probably keep flashing back whenever I talked to them.

    Oh, I totally get the flashbacks. It spices up the workday.

    Anyway, I think I'd probably lose it at some point while talking to them and end up blurting "I jerked it to you in my head".

    So mystery girl it shall continue to be!

    Shifty Fister on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The problem with using my imagination is ADHD
    I'll start thinking about some chick in my class and I'll end up thinking about the homework

    I usually think of coworkers, or my fiance's friends. Which is weird when I have to interact with any of them.

    I don't think I could imagine that sort of thing with people I know, it'd probably keep flashing back whenever I talked to them.
    I prefer to think of someone I know. For some reason its alot hotter than some fake actress I'll never meet.

    Bedlam on
  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    I didn't believe roms for the longest time. I'd spent months prior downloading all the shitty 3D games I could and didn't believe top product could come in 1-3mb packages.

    It was the other way around for me

    I'd download these little tiny packages believing they were full games

    Imagine my surprise when they were invariably something different

    Silvoculous on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha, first internet porn for me was... The Sun's Page 3 website

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