The first time I beat off I had a really bad cold
My nose was all plugged up
I thought I had sneezed snot out of my dick at first and then as I washed up I realized what had happened
when my dad had the talk with me, we did that typical thing where we sat on the steps and the sun was setting and he imparted his wisdom on me, but I ruined it because I would not let go of the concept of women having eggs. I kept badgering him about it.
haha aww
it's like a strip of calvin and hobbes except with subject matter calvin and hobbes wouldn't cover
I think we're both thinking of the same strip, with the quarter?
that and the one about black and white photographs
when my dad had the talk with me, we did that typical thing where we sat on the steps and the sun was setting and he imparted his wisdom on me, but I ruined it because I would not let go of the concept of women having eggs. I kept badgering him about it.
haha aww
it's like a strip of calvin and hobbes except with subject matter calvin and hobbes wouldn't cover
I think we're both thinking of the same strip, with the quarter?
that and the one about black and white photographs
I think that there's a point in everyone's life when they get the urge to penetrate themselves with a dildo that looks like it is inspired by Dr. Seussian literature.
You take it in your hands, gently caressing the doodlewogs and admiring the wozzletogs.
I remember when I was in second grade, on the way home from school I asked my dad where babies came from, even though I had a good idea. For whatever reason I just wanted to make him uncomfortable. He says "Sex, dude. I thought you knew that." and looks at me like I'm being silly.
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My nose was all plugged up
I thought I had sneezed snot out of my dick at first and then as I washed up I realized what had happened
I remember the movie I was watching all staticy and discolored.
It was some people fucking on a hammock.
that sounds fucking dangerous.
that and the one about black and white photographs
That seems like it would be difficult.
steam
Rach wants to do it on a trampoline and that doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
oh, calvin and hobbes
you make me giggle like a little bitch.
Eating ham naked is more fun than porn
And double whammy because they were were all on a cruise ship.
ULTRA MEGA BRUTAL COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I will be dreaming about you, graves
ITS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
Dadouw is a big gay fake frenchie.
Dadouw digs Graves teehee
me.
A bunch of beers.
I lost count on how many it takes to kiss a man.
Really
Forget porn
Eat ham in the nude
Edit: Wait, what?
Hey hoh
I know I'm terrible but its not a reason to be mean
:^[
I will kiss 5 men of your choice.
We'll see.
what if they're really cute, or pretty?
steam
what if they are, in fact, very attractive girls who aren't girls but very pretty boys in drag?
>:|
edit: not precisely lady boys. just crossdressing twinks. "traps" as the internet calls them.