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RocketSauce
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Who doesn't like a good prank. What are your best pranks?
Back in the dorms, we had a communal bathroom on our floor. One day I was at the cafeteria and found some chopped up hard-boiled eggs. I put them in a container and went back to the bathroom and placed them inside the heater. The whole floor smelled like rotten eggs for 2 days before I finally got sick of it myself, and took them out. They were pink.
Also, I do a really convincing black lady voice, so I called up a friend of mine who I knew hadn't driven her car in a week, during a snow storm, and pretended to be the campus police. I informed her she had by next week to pay the 3 tickets that were on her car, or else it would be towed. She spent 30 minutes in a blizzard wiping her car off and looking for the tickets before she realized there weren't any.
When I was 11 or so, a couple of friends played a joke on a semi-retarded kid down the street. We pretended we had all died, and he was the only one who could see our ghosts. We convinced him we were down a well, or something and he needed to find our bodies. He believed it for longer than you'd think.
Back in the dorms, we had a communal bathroom on our floor. One day I was at the cafeteria and found some chopped up hard-boiled eggs. I put them in a container and went back to the bathroom and placed them inside the heater. The whole floor smelled like rotten eggs for 2 days before I finally got sick of it myself, and took them out. They were pink.
Also, I do a really convincing black lady voice, so I called up a friend of mine who I knew hadn't driven her car in a week, during a snow storm, and pretended to be the campus police. I informed her she had by next week to pay the 3 tickets that were on her car, or else it would be towed. She spent 30 minutes in a blizzard wiping her car off and looking for the tickets before she realized there weren't any.
When I was 11 or so, a couple of friends played a joke on a semi-retarded kid down the street. We pretended we had all died, and he was the only one who could see our ghosts. We convinced him we were down a well, or something and he needed to find our bodies. He believed it for longer than you'd think.
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The look on his face was priceless.
EDIT: Shame on you though. Your pranks are all mean.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Do this to your dad when he gets up to take a piss.
The look on his face will be priceless, I promise you.
It's even funnier if you do it to someone else's dad and they get blamed for it instead of you.
even then it was harmless shit like hide the chalk in the teacher's board eraser.
other people's suffering
ohohoho
Well really who doesn't do that?
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does your mom even like you?
So the next year we decided to get her back and her husband was down for it.
Around midnight her husband pretended to go to the bathroom just as they were falling asleep. Then I went in and lied down next to her wearing his cologne. Then my other friend.
It was hilarious we made sweet love to that poor woman all night and she was none the wiser until morning.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
i invited him back to my dorm and then we made out
shit like moving a bookcase in front of a friend's door or hiding in the closet to scare people
thats about the extent to which I enjoy pranks, any more and it just isn't fun for anyone
i don't
I could tell they had really high hopes for me and wanted me to get into a really good college, and were convinced I could do it
so I said I would get the grades I needed
haha joke's on you every college I applied to rejected me
or wait, I'm playing a prank on you guys! Gotcha!
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure
I decided to use this to my advantage in a druken stupor. Next door to my house we have neighboors that are essentially free-loaders. They get disability, but are not, routinely call the cops when My parents have a camp fire, and are general grade a assholes.
So I call this chat line, (women talk free) and use the sultriest voice I can think of. I end up talking to this one guy, I can't remember his name. So we talk, and I'm hamming it up, hoping he'll realize that I'm playing him. Instead, he asks if I want to hook up.
Sure.
I direct him to my neighbors house, informing him the front door would be open and unlocked.
He arrives, walks in the house non-chalantly (The door was unlocked) hilarity ensues, and I have NO IDEA how I didn't get caught
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I didn't set out to do a black lady voice. I tried to do a lady voice. But everyone I did it to thought I was black. And a lady. So, they're the racists.
Is it still racist if you're another type of minority?
Like Puerto Rican or Korean or whatever?
You are the best person ever.
w-wait
really?
i was the husband
well, let me specify
i never say it to someone in a situation in which it might be taken seriously unless i mean it
because i told a girl i loved her once, and later i realized i really didn't, but by then it was TOO LATE
I can't believe the really disgusting part here is being completely ignored
so the idea that people of a certain ethnicity might speak in similar ways is racist, yeah? but no one said anything about his sexism! so people can just listen to his voice and decide he's female? oh, you all disgust me.
We're sort of lining up on Senlac, and I tell a bunch of guys to dig a big ditch a little ways back in the woods, and I tell them to put some pikes and stuff in it.
Anyway, battle goes bad, and we run into the woods.
Normans chase us and a shitfuck ton of them just drop into the ditch.
I mean, I know we lost, but still.
It was fucking hilarious.