Not just concede the point and say "Hey, yeah, I'm a colossal dick."
Really?
Well I guess next time I submit an anecdote for SE++ Peer Review, I'll include citations, a bibliography, names, addresses, birth certificates, etc so there's no confusion.
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
Ha! Ha!
Passive-aggressive retardation is the best kind of retardation!
Jess' sayin'
Or were you being sarcastic about sarcasm being for fags, which would mean –
hold on I need to graph this or some shit, damn
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
Ha! Ha!
Passive-aggressive retardation is the best kind of retardation!
Jess' sayin'
Or were you being sarcastic about sarcasm being for fags, which would mean –
hold on I need to graph this or some shit, damn
So I was doing some computer work in Florida 8~ years ago, and I thought it would be funny if I took a bunch of people living there and made it so when they went in to vote the computers would say they are convicted felons. Kind of like when your friends are all talking up this new person you are about to meet and then they turn out to be really fat
So I was doing some computer work in Florida 8~ years ago, and I thought it would be funny if I took a bunch of people living there and made it so when they went in to vote the computers would say they are convicted felons. Kind of like when your friends are all talking up this new person you are about to meet and then they turn out to be really fat
So I was doing some computer work in Florida 8~ years ago, and I thought it would be funny if I took a bunch of people living there and made it so when they went in to vote the computers would say they are convicted felons. Kind of like when your friends are all talking up this new person you are about to meet and then they turn out to be really fat
So I was doing some computer work in Florida 8~ years ago, and I thought it would be funny if I took a bunch of people living there and made it so when they went in to vote the computers would say they are convicted felons. Kind of like when your friends are all talking up this new person you are about to meet and then they turn out to be really fat
oh my god this explains so much
GAYS DID 9/11
How DARE you give away the ending to Bogey's phalla
One time this couple was staying with us. The previous year when they visited his wife had made a pie and put banana peppers and hotsauce in it as a joke. We bite into it expecting cherries and yeah OUCH.
So the next year we decided to get her back and her husband was down for it.
Around midnight her husband pretended to go to the bathroom just as they were falling asleep. Then I went in and lied down next to her wearing his cologne. Then my other friend.
It was hilarious we made sweet love to that poor woman all night and she was none the wiser until morning.
Totally kidding about this by the way.
Not that any of you SEEM TO HAVE EVEN BATTED AN EYE
Back in college, our dorm was one of the ones that always got tour groups going through it, so when we knew a group was coming we would turn on music/porn/animal sounds on our obnoxiously loud speakers, lock our doors, and go grab a soda or something.
For some reason, it took like three months for the tours to stop coming through.
I was also responsible for newspapering a dude's room once. For those not in the know, this involves getting a ton of newspaper, wadding individual pages into little balls, and filling a room with them. It took five or six of us all day to finish, but it was pretty awesome when he got back.
Him trying to stab me with a screwdriver was not so awesome. He was under a lot of unrelated stress apparently.
I have tons that involve the work we did on our fraternity house one summer; painting and repairing some walls and doorframes, basically. Highlights included walling a dude into his own third floor room while he slept, an attempt to paint another dude's room plaid (we only got halfway done, so we finished it in pink), and one that actually hasn't paid off yet.
During one repair we walled a bottle of jack daniels up in one of the hallways. The loose plan is to go back in five years or so (when we have some sort of claim to being responsible adults), as to borrow a hammer, retrieve the bottle and drink whatever we can on the spot.
Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
it was the smallest on the list but
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
My friends and I mixed sour-kraut juice, sardines, canned cat food, mayonaise, and egg yolks, blended it into the foulest concoction in history, and poured it all over this asshole's vehicle.
About a pint was poured directly into the air vents.
I remember at PAX when we (all 20 of us nerds withour googlemaps and all) couldn't find that restaurant and ended up wandering into some poor neighborhood.
Someone said it would have been hilarious if Javen had just stapled a bag of jellybeans to a phone pole with a note that said, "Enjoy your dinner, fuckers!"
I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
and my first thought is
what if someone had walked underneath you after you let go?
I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
and my first thought is
what if someone had walked underneath you after you let go?
I was watching out for people. I was mostly just dropping them into an empty alleyway until I was more confident about the falling speed.
when I was on a backpacking trip at the age of about 10, I kicked a fairly large rock off a long slope into a deep ravine
it rolled really far, picking up speed, then shot off a cliff and out of sight
suddenly my eyes widened as I realized that at the bottom of that long, steep drop was a trail, the very one we had come up a day ago
for the rest of the trip, I was occasionally seized by small attacks of apprehension at the thought that I might have killed someone and never known about it
I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
and my first thought is
what if someone had walked underneath you after you let go?
I was watching out for people. I was mostly just dropping them into an empty alleyway until I was more confident about the falling speed.
and then you dropped it onto the windshield of an innocent by bystander
But hilarious. Probably because I've seen pranks that are far worse on the "terrible" scale. Like that time a few years ago when this kid set off a mortar firework inside a movie theater.
why didn't you tell him what you did and offer to pay for the replacement, goatmon?
Because I was prone to being an irresponsible dick for most of my earlier years.
Also because I was still a minor at the time, travelling with my Dad, who would have beat the living shit out of me. (I would've had it coming, really.)
I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
Have you considered the possibility that your life is an episode of the Twilight Zone, and that the man in the elevator was some sort of higher power giving you one last chance at redemption?
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Jess' sayin'
hold on I need to graph this or some shit, damn
Hahahaha. Nicely done, sir.
oh my god this explains so much
GAYS DID 9/11
Steam | XBL: Elazual | Last.fm
How DARE you give away the ending to Bogey's phalla
Steam | XBL: Elazual | Last.fm
Totally kidding about this by the way.
Not that any of you SEEM TO HAVE EVEN BATTED AN EYE
MONSTERS
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
For some reason, it took like three months for the tours to stop coming through.
I was also responsible for newspapering a dude's room once. For those not in the know, this involves getting a ton of newspaper, wadding individual pages into little balls, and filling a room with them. It took five or six of us all day to finish, but it was pretty awesome when he got back.
Him trying to stab me with a screwdriver was not so awesome. He was under a lot of unrelated stress apparently.
I have tons that involve the work we did on our fraternity house one summer; painting and repairing some walls and doorframes, basically. Highlights included walling a dude into his own third floor room while he slept, an attempt to paint another dude's room plaid (we only got halfway done, so we finished it in pink), and one that actually hasn't paid off yet.
During one repair we walled a bottle of jack daniels up in one of the hallways. The loose plan is to go back in five years or so (when we have some sort of claim to being responsible adults), as to borrow a hammer, retrieve the bottle and drink whatever we can on the spot.
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
About a pint was poured directly into the air vents.
Someone said it would have been hilarious if Javen had just stapled a bag of jellybeans to a phone pole with a note that said, "Enjoy your dinner, fuckers!"
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Then explain to me how Earnest Saved Christmas?
this Rocketsauce guy is like Urian crossed with Defender
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful.
how much time do we have doctor
and my first thought is
what if someone had walked underneath you after you let go?
God I can't believe I actually went out and bought that album.
I was watching out for people. I was mostly just dropping them into an empty alleyway until I was more confident about the falling speed.
it rolled really far, picking up speed, then shot off a cliff and out of sight
suddenly my eyes widened as I realized that at the bottom of that long, steep drop was a trail, the very one we had come up a day ago
for the rest of the trip, I was occasionally seized by small attacks of apprehension at the thought that I might have killed someone and never known about it
and then you dropped it onto the windshield of an innocent by bystander
how kind
well now that would just be foolish
Shitty? Yes.
But hilarious. Probably because I've seen pranks that are far worse on the "terrible" scale. Like that time a few years ago when this kid set off a mortar firework inside a movie theater.
Because I was prone to being an irresponsible dick for most of my earlier years.
Also because I was still a minor at the time, travelling with my Dad, who would have beat the living shit out of me. (I would've had it coming, really.)
im not sure if that counts as a prank
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
This just seemed like the right thread to throw it out in the open.
Have you considered the possibility that your life is an episode of the Twilight Zone, and that the man in the elevator was some sort of higher power giving you one last chance at redemption?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!