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OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it?the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
WATAAAAAAAH

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HIYAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HOOWAAAAAAAAAAH

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THIS THREAD IS ABOUT KUNG FU MOVIES OR MOVIES FEATURING OTHER MARTIAL ARTS

So I just watched Police Story for the first time

Jackie Chan breaks a lot of glass in that movie

More specifically, he breaks a lot of people through glass

It's awesome

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    HOOOOOoooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAH?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj4GJfPsk6o

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kung Fu Hustle is good times

    also does anyone know if there's been a martial arts musical because if there hasn't then I totally need to get on that

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FUck yes, Kungfu Hustle.

    Killer Harp

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Drunken Master films are always good times, but I always preferred the sequel

    I mean, that last fight in the warehouse? Holy shit

    Goddamn fuck look at this

    Took like four months to film because it was so amazing

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  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't seen many Kung Fu movies, nor have I liked most of the ones I've seen, but Kun Fu Hustle was pretty fun.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I loved Hustle so damn much. It was amazing, really.

    And yeah, Drunken Master 2 was completely awesome.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Police Story's final fight is my favourite movie fight sequence.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Drunken Master films are always good times, but I always preferred the sequel

    I mean, that last fight in the warehouse? Holy shit

    Goddamn fuck look at this

    Took like four months to film because it was so amazing

    holy shit, that was incredible

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There is a movie Jackie Chan made called Dragons Forever where he teamed up one last time with his two buddies from the chinese drama academy

    The final fight in that movie is so incredible I can't even articulate it, and as far as I know it's never really been released in North America

    Seriously, look at the falls these guys take. That's gotta fuckin' hurt

    And there's more! Jackie Chan fights some guy named Benny the Jet who is like super fast holy christ

    I really love how the bad guy is basically a Chinese Groucho Marx. Fucker never lets go of that cigar

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Huh!?! Ghostface Killer!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbZzuO5ZXrs&feature=related

    I like The Mystery of Chess Boxing.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwszzPghsFc

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This is my favorite Jackie Chan fight because although Jackie is a pretty quick dude.... Bradley James Allan is fast as a motherfucking mongoose.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_kD8Q0gVPc

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've always wanted to see that one, Macro.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's probably my favorite Kung Fu movie. They released a new DVD of it last year. It has commentary from the RZA on it.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    redhead wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Drunken Master films are always good times, but I always preferred the sequel

    I mean, that last fight in the warehouse? Holy shit

    Goddamn fuck look at this

    Took like four months to film because it was so amazing

    holy shit, that was incredible

    Every time I see this clip I have to watch it the entire way through.
    So goddamn amazing.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the bicycle kick that james allan does in that video is so fucking ridiculous

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    asian people are the best fighters

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also Tony Jaa how about that guy

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Also Tony Jaa how about that guy

    That one long unedited sequence in the Protector is totally spectacular

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Legend of the Drunken Master 2

    That is all.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Also Tony Jaa how about that guy

    That one long unedited sequence in the Protector is totally spectacular

    Is he up to anything new these days?

    Also Kung Pow is the best.
    It is actually the worst.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kung Pow was pretty bad.

    It was terribly awesome at places, but mostly just the regular terrible.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You shall each receive the fist of fury. Eneey meeny mineey mo, I wonder where my glove will go.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When I was like 13 I thought Kung Pow was the best thing

    and if I saw it again I'd probably still think it is the best thing

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kung Pow is hilarious.

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I just watched Master of the Flying Guillotine. So good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmdP1qTjGZY

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It did have some great one-liners.

    At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kung Pow for me is a movie that I can't help but quote to a ridiculous degree (almost every fucking line in that movie. Not even the jokes), but I don't actually find the majority of it funny. Infact, it's quite dumb.

    Edit: Actually I probably found it hilarious when I first saw it forever ago, and then it got quoted so much that the jokes are all lost on me now. Oh well.

    Isn't Betty a womans name?

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's a movie that I thought was terrible when I first watched it but something clicked when I watched it again.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It will be significant.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tiger... tiger....tiger... birdy... birdy

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ohweeeoweeeoweeeoo

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My favourite member is Harpo.

    Ok I need to stop. I could do this for so long.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    One thing that I like about it, is how Kung Pow is sort of like taking Mystery Science Theater 3000 to the level where you're actually changing lines in the film into random comedy.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just who do you rule, the large dark nipple people?

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wasn't there a sequel in the works?

    That should be done soon right?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's mercury, you psycho!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Wasn't there a sequel in the works?

    That should be done soon right?

    oh fuck, it's coming out in 2010.

    The Chosen One (Steve Oedekerk) returns to be dubbed once again in this announced sequel that will feature Steve Oedekerk in another kung-fu flick dubbed over with Steve Oedekerk's voice for all the characters.

    D:

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is he actually making it now?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also apparently Ong-Bak 2 this year

    also we can't have a martial arts thread without the classic - RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RICKY

    [VIDURL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=417949348888674336&ei=RVrGSMLiEouQwgPLhdzMDg"]Watch it okay it's like 87 minutes but it's all so good[/VIDURL]

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