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Halloween: X-Ray Your Candy

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    We had one kid as a cop, a plug, a socket, a beer bong, tweety bird, taz, Tony Montana and Manny, Officer Dangle from Reno 911, 4 girls in matching cat outfits.

    Shit was poppin'.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    today is cheap candy day!

    hooray!

    I'ma buy bags and bags of M&Ms, Peanut M&Ms, and Reese's Pieces!

    I love peanut butter cups.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so last night in my quest to hate halloween i ended up eating a bunch of acid and playing day of defeat for like three hours. and then my girlfriend turned her phone off and i bet she is fucking another guy, how awesome is that.

    what a fuckin' failure. at least i got to eat a delicious sour apple blow pop on lots of lsd.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    We had one kid as a cop, a plug, a socket, a beer bong, tweety bird, taz, Tony Montana and Manny, Officer Dangle from Reno 911, 4 girls in matching cat outfits.

    Shit was poppin'.

    Did the plug and socket hook up? Was there (wait for it) electricity between them?

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fanydien, maybe you should stop taking acid. Because shit, dawg...

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it was the first time i'd dropped in over a year. more to the point, even through that colorful haze, halloween still sucked.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I had a couple kids that tried snatching the candy out of my hands when I was trying to give it out to the other kids.

    If their parents weren't standing right behind them I'd slap the shit out of them. Greedy little shits.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you should have just refused to give them anything after that. been like, "sorry, halloween isn't for jerks"

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    so last night in my quest to hate halloween i ended up eating a bunch of acid and playing day of defeat for like three hours. and then my girlfriend turned her phone off and i bet she is fucking another guy, how awesome is that.

    what a fuckin' failure. at least i got to eat a delicious sour apple blow pop on lots of lsd.

    You're not the same person who did this exact same thing last year are you? Because that would be sad.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Also, I give out bigass handfuls of candy. I only give out the candy I don't like, and I think I gave out year old candy to the first batch of kids.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    so last night in my quest to hate halloween i ended up eating a bunch of acid and playing day of defeat for like three hours. and then my girlfriend turned her phone off and i bet she is fucking another guy, how awesome is that.

    what a fuckin' failure. at least i got to eat a delicious sour apple blow pop on lots of lsd.

    You're not the same person who did this exact same thing last year are you? Because that would be sad.

    uh

    no
    Also, I give out bigass handfuls of candy. I only give out the candy I don't like, and I think I gave out year old candy to the first batch of kids.

    shibby i think i love you

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Boy, are some kids going to be pissed at the year old double bubble and blow-pops.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    oh my god halloween here

    oh my god

    went through ten or eleven beers on an empty stomach so I had to do my "batteries low" thing which normally seems to work pretty well

    other than that just WOOO

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Boy, are some kids going to be pissed at the year old double bubble and blow-pops.

    shibby i just want you to know the idea of you making some kid spit out an old piece of candy, possibly ruining his or her halloween, has brought me a great deal of happiness

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    okay so

    next year

    i'm doing halloween right

    costume idea:

    A KGB BEAR

    fur feet

    paws

    heavy coat with military decorations

    fur belly

    BEAR HEAD

    with an eyepatch

    and the hat of course

    Faricazy on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Boy, are some kids going to be pissed at the year old double bubble and blow-pops.

    shibby i just want you to know the idea of you making some kid spit out an old piece of candy, possibly ruining his or her halloween, has brought me a great deal of happiness
    Halloween is really good for getting rid of shitty sealed 'goodies'.

    I ran out of candy and started giving out bags of yogos that I bought at least 6 months ago that I had forgot about.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    i think i'm going to keep this nail polish on for a while, it keeps me from biting my nails

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My friend got trick or treaters last night before he came to meet us; he had no sweets in the house, but he did offer them bran flakes.

    I think they declined.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    okay so

    next year

    i'm doing halloween right

    costume idea:

    A KGB BEAR

    fur feet

    paws

    heavy coat with military decorations

    fur belly

    BEAR HEAD

    with an eyepatch

    and the hat of course

    a bear head to wear would be pretty sweet

    walking around, doing anything you want, nobody would fuck with you because, hey, fucking bear

    natek on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i think i'm going to keep this nail polish on for a while, it keeps me from biting my nails
    black nail polish is the epitome of high school emo

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    next halloween i'm going as roy batty

    i'm just going to work out a ton and get in awesome shape and then dye my hair and eyebrows blond

    and get blue contacts

    and then walk around in my underwear with a nail through my hand

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    About ten years ago some guy gave me an onion.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    natek wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    okay so

    next year

    i'm doing halloween right

    costume idea:

    A KGB BEAR

    fur feet

    paws

    heavy coat with military decorations

    fur belly

    BEAR HEAD

    with an eyepatch

    and the hat of course

    a bear head to wear would be pretty sweet

    walking around, doing anything you want, nobody would fuck with you because, hey, fucking bear
    fucking yeah

    and like it'll be all KGB right so KGB would be all "okay, call in THE BEAR" and people would be all oh that's a code name right BUT NO IT'S A FUCKING BEAR HELL YEAH

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    it was the first time i'd dropped in over a year. more to the point, even through that colorful haze, halloween still sucked.

    Fandy, why would you drop acid? thats terrible. theres much less destructive ways to get high.

    Like playing world of warcraft.

    Or pot.

    or sex.

    Or a mix of any of the above.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fandy come drop acid with me

    i still haven't and opportunities aren't popping up

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    i was going to do acid yesterday and was pretty optimistic but wooops, it didn't happen

    it just never fucking seems to

    i can only wait so long people

    Shankusu on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    shank if i do acid with you what are the chances of coming out of it and realizing i'm in the woods and naked

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there are no good bear suits available to buy

    need nic cage wickerman type bear suit, not fluffy happy bear suit

    natek on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    natek wrote: »
    there are no good bear suits available to buy

    need nic cage wickerman type bear suit, not fluffy happy bear suit
    i was thinking a bear HEAD

    and then the paws, feet are just gloves/shoe covers, and the belly will be a piece of fur staples to a shirt

    Faricazy on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fuckkkk

    some theater company made this

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    okay so

    next year

    i'm doing halloween right

    costume idea:

    A KGB BEAR

    fur feet

    paws

    heavy coat with military decorations

    fur belly

    BEAR HEAD

    with an eyepatch

    and the hat of course

    a bear head to wear would be pretty sweet

    walking around, doing anything you want, nobody would fuck with you because, hey, fucking bear
    fucking yeah

    and like it'll be all KGB right so KGB would be all "okay, call in THE BEAR" and people would be all oh that's a code name right BUT NO IT'S A FUCKING BEAR HELL YEAH

    So Vladimir Goudenov Grizzlikof from Darkwing Duck?

    Bucketman on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    today is cheap candy day!

    hooray!

    I'ma buy bags and bags of M&Ms, Peanut M&Ms, and Reese's Pieces!

    I love peanut butter cups.

    They are pretty much awesome, especially if you have a glass of milk on the side.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    okay so

    next year

    i'm doing halloween right

    costume idea:

    A KGB BEAR

    fur feet

    paws

    heavy coat with military decorations

    fur belly

    BEAR HEAD

    with an eyepatch

    and the hat of course

    a bear head to wear would be pretty sweet

    walking around, doing anything you want, nobody would fuck with you because, hey, fucking bear
    fucking yeah

    and like it'll be all KGB right so KGB would be all "okay, call in THE BEAR" and people would be all oh that's a code name right BUT NO IT'S A FUCKING BEAR HELL YEAH

    So Vladimir Goudenov Grizzlikof from Darkwing Duck?
    ahahaha

    Faricazy on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shank if i do acid with you what are the chances of coming out of it and realizing i'm in the woods and naked

    honestly, not kidding, probably about the same odds as you have of coming out of it and realize that you're wearing three coats indoors

    Shankusu on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    today obama is in my city again, i am going to see him and eat a lot of cheap candy today!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shank if i do acid with you what are the chances of coming out of it and realizing i'm in the woods and naked

    honestly, not kidding, probably about the same odds as you have of coming out of it and realize that you're wearing three coats indoors
    well....


    i've done that

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shank if i do acid with you what are the chances of coming out of it and realizing i'm in the woods and naked

    honestly, not kidding, probably about the same odds as you have of coming out of it and realize that you're wearing three coats indoors
    well....


    i've done that

    :O

    Shankusu on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    there are no good bear suits available to buy

    need nic cage wickerman type bear suit, not fluffy happy bear suit
    i was thinking a bear HEAD

    and then the paws, feet are just gloves/shoe covers, and the belly will be a piece of fur staples to a shirt

    only way to get a realistic one would be to pay some company thousands of dollars though

    otherwise it is a giant teddy bear head or stupid looking "realistic" head

    I am disappointed

    or I guess you could kill a bear and cut off its head, but that is just silly

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well my backup is going as Vladimir Wolodarsky

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    dancing rules

    i grinded on so many gay dude/lady/straight dude backsides

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