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[Phalla] of the Red Dragon :: Day 10 - GAVE OMER

SYSOPSYSOP Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Critical Failures
This is a Phalla. For information on Phalla in general, check the main thread.

More information specific to this game will be available at the start of Day 1.

It's 11:56pm. 1994.

You sip from your coffee and start up Telix. The glow of the screen is reflected upon your face as you navigate the BBS listings, slamming the keys to dial up Critical Failures. It rings. Hell yeah, rarely any busy signals on this system since the Sysop made some upgrades. Too bad he's a major dick.

The squealing tones of the modems initiating the connection draw you into the zone even further, and you set the mug down on the coffee-stained desk. Hundreds of people, all connected in a virtual world, it's god damn amazing. And addictive.
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Enter username (NEW to create an account): 
Password: 

...Welcome to Critical Failures BBS!

You have no new messages.

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[color=royalblue]-[ [color=yellow]SYSTEM BULLETIN[/color] ]-[/color]

Greetings and Salutations,

As many of you are aware, we strive to have the best message boards, the best 
files, the best doors, and the best users. Continually we are improving the 
system, mostly thanks to my unrivaled coding skills! New lines are being added 
regularly to increase capacity. Co-sysops scour repositories to bring together 
the best download section available in the city. The hottest games are licensed 
for your entertainment.

Speaking of games, the Phalla of the Red Dragon door has been available for a 
month now. Despite it being one of the most popular doors across most BBSes, I 
feel it an inferior and sloppily designed game. I intended to remove it 
outright from the door list but the community would not have it, so I propose 
the following to the users:

I have tweaked PoRD and reset the game. Everyone will have to create new 
players. It is in what I guess I should call 'hardcore' mode. The Dragon must 
be faced every day and you must progress quickly. There is a time limit to 
defeat the Dragon by. If the game is not won by the end of the 10th day, I will 
be removing PoRD from the system. So, if the users wish to save their stupid 
little game, they will need to show it by winning.

So dance, my minions! I'd rather see that game gone from the menus, I feel this 
BBS will have more integrity and strength without a shoddily-written crutch. 
Also, I need to make room for a new door, Critical Adventures, developed by 
yours truly! It is a fantastic game with riveting narration and bombastic 
action! Details on it will be coming in a future bulletin.

[color=royalblue]- Banatos (Sysop)[/color]

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Interesting. PoRD is an awesome and popular game, and you're pretty sure anything written by the Sysop would be equal parts epic fail and drudgery.

Probably should log back into the game and start up a new character... if the BBS drops PoRD there's no telling what will happen to this community, and you like it just how it is damn it.
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  [color=white]Joining The Game[/color]
[color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
  You have never visted the realm before.  Do you want to join this place
  of Dragons, Knights, Magic, Friends & Foes and Good & Evil?

  ([color=lime]Y[/color])es.
  ([color=lime]N[/color])o.

  Your choice?  [[color=lime]Y[/color]] : Y


                      [color=white]** Welcome to the realm new warrior! **[/color]

  [color=lime]What would you like as an alias?[/color]

  Name: 

  And your gender?  ([color=lime]M[/color]/[color=lime]F[/color]) [[color=lime]M[/color]]: 

  [color=white]As you remember your childhood, you remember...[/color]
  
  [color=lime]([color=purple]K[/color])illing A Lot Of Woodland Creatures
  ([color=purple]D[/color])abbling In The Mystical Forces
  ([color=purple]L[/color])ying, Cheating, And Stealing From The Blind[/color]
  
  Pick one.  ([color=lime]K[/color],[color=lime]D[/color],[color=lime]L[/color]) :
  
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To signup, post with !NEW in bold lime.

Also please specify your gender and class with the appropriate letters. Try not to gender-bend too much. :winky:


For those not familiar with the classes:

K = Death Knight
D = Mystic
L = Thief

The class you choose will determine certain abilities. How those will come into play, you do not know yet.

Something like !NEW M K would suffice. :^:

Clarifications:

Gender has no mechanical effects. It will have narrative effect however.

Your alias will be your PA one, so no need to specify one.

You can change your mind about your class by just specifying !NEW again up until Day 1 starts.

Day 1 will start sometime Sunday after I close signups and will end Monday at 10pm CST.

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  • SYSOPSYSOP Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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                  [color=white]Phalla of the Red Dragon - Game Rules and Info[/color]
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      Welcome to Phalla of the Red Dragon! Enjoy your stay.
    
      The following info may prove useful. If any clarifications are needed,
      please pose them in the thread (in bold orange) or via mail (PM).
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]Classes[/color]
    
      There are three classes in this game. All players have a class regardless
      of faction. The classes are as follows:
    
      [color=lime]Death Knight[/color]
    
      Your meat-and-potatoes, sword-swinging dude.
    
      Gains a passive bonus to attack and defensive strength, and also earns
      extra experience from Forest Fights.
    
      [color=purple]Mystic[/color]
    
      Equipped with various magical skills that provide special powers.
    
      Boost defensive or attack strength against players with the Disappear
      and Heat Wave spells, and support your champion as he battles the
      fearsome Red Dragon with the Shatter power.
    
      [color=royalblue]Thief[/color]
    
      The sneaky type who robs people blind.
    
      Can relieve other players of gems, and can also turn gems in to the
      Thieves' Guild in order to earn some bonus experience.
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]Factions[/color]
    
      There are a few factions among the players. Only one faction may win.
    
      [color=lime]PORD Players[/color]
    
      The town villagers and wannabe dragonslayers! Everyone is competing and
      collaborating to make sure that Red Dragon is slain and the PORD game is
      preserved! Well, almost everyone...
    
      [color=royalblue]Griefers[/color]
    
      The old men of the BBS that want to see the newbies and the game that
      brought them in removed from the system. They will do all that they can
      to stall and break the players' advancement in order to return the BBS to
      the citadel of information and sophisticated discussion it once was.
    
      [color=darkred]Hackers[/color]
    
      Malicious code manipulators that want to see not just the game, but the
      entire BBS destroyed. They'll be searching for a way into the inner
      workings of the system by using the tweaked mechanics of the game to
      bring the entire system crashing down.
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]The Vote[/color]
    
      Each day the village must vote for their champion in red bold. Players
      must vote every day or the hosts may do unpleasant things to them.
    
      [color=red][b]!MrBlarney[/b][/color]
    
      No retractions are necessary and may get you mocked. Simply vote again.
    
      The champion of the day will face the Red Dragon. Otherwise the Dragon
      will destroy the entire village. Blame the Sysop and "Hardcore" mode.
      What's that? You are not level 12? Well, die bravely! Only players at
      level 12 have any chance of success, so it's a suicide mission for anyone
      not ready for the Red Dragon.
    
      [color=lime]There is no coming back from a Red Dragon death.[/color]
    
      If the Champion for the day is level 12, they may specify in their PM up
      to [color=lime]FOUR supporters[/color] who will aid them in the challenge. Choose very
      wisely and remember that not all wish to see the great beast slain.
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]Level and Stats[/color]
    
      As you fight, you gain experience. As you do, you level up. The higher
      your level, the more effective you are in combat versus players and
      dragon alike. You must be level 12 to challenge the dragon yes, but
      you aren't required to be if you are just trying to support the champion.
    
      Everyone has a link to their stats page that was sent to them in their
      initial role PM. [color=lime]Do not share this link.[/color] If you are on a shared
      computer, take precautions to protect yourself like you usually should
      for Phalla. (Clear history/cache)
    
      The stats page will update each day. This is in place to avoid the
      problems in the past with these PM heavy games. No more missed
      PMs or three hour sessions to send them all out.
    
      Do not try to cheat the system, guessing links will get you a scolding
      and it will lock you out if you harrass it. Plus it's pretty lame. Don't
      metagame this or cheat, it's Phalla and fun times.
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]Death and Such[/color]
    
      Death in the game is only a setback. Being Dead happens when you lose a
      player duel, are shanked in the middle of the night, and so forth.
    
      When you are killed and Dead, you may not post or PM or communicate with
      anyone at all about the game. [color=lime]The game is not over for you however.[/color] The
      following maintenance you will return back to the land of the living.
    
      Since kills happen at the beginning of the narration, you will miss out
      on gains and experience the night you are killed. You are also resurrected
      at the beginning, so [color=lime]send in actions when you are dead[/color] because
      they will be acted upon that night when you return.
    
      Player killing therefore is a means of hampering players, effectively
      nullifying them for one day. However, it is also crucial to success,
      as successfully killing another player will earn you a large experience
      bonus.  This kind of powerleveling may be necessary to defeat the dragon.
    
      Technically not Death, some of the factions have means to permanently remove
      players. Griefers will harrass players into abandoning their accounts, and
      Hackers will corrupt accounts so that they are deleted at maintenance.
    
      [color=lime]There is no coming back from harrassment/corruption.[/color]
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]Actions[/color]
    
      Each day of your short-lived existence is full of choices!
    
      Be sure to PM SYSOP with your actions. To keep things manageable,
      [color=lime]ONLY YOUR LAST PM WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED.[/color]
      You may send in as many PMs before day close as you wish.
    
      If you have to activate/target your class powers each day, do so. If they
      conflict with Town Actions they will explicitly state so.
    
      Everyone gets a choice of Town Action for the day. These are:
    
      ([color=lime]H[/color])ear Seth Able the bard sing.
      ([color=lime]F[/color])lirt with Violet / Seth Able
      ([color=lime]B[/color])ribe the Bartender
      ([color=lime]P[/color])urchase equipment at King Arthur's Weapons and Abdul's Armour
    
      You may only perform one Town Action per day. Hearing Seth Able will often
      result in some kind of bonus, Flirting will help your Charm (or earn you
      rejection and humiliation), Bribing can allow you to attack other players
      at the inn, and Purchasing equipment will increase your strength ratings.
    
      [color=lime]Hear the Bard[/color]
    
      Listening to Seth Able sing a tune will grant you a random bonus that day.
      Well, usually anyways.
    
      [color=lime]Flirting[/color]
    
      Flirting is with Violet or Seth Able, depending on your gender.
    
      Choices with Violet (for males):
    
      Wink
      Kiss on hand
      Sit her on your lap
      Grab her behind
      Seduce her
      Marry her
    
      Choices with Seth Able (for females):
    
      Wink
      Flutter eyelashes
      Ask to buy you a drink
      Kiss soundly
      Seduce him
      Marry him
    
      You must specify which action you are taking when you flirt. Move too
      fast and you may get humiliated, but fortune favours the bold.
    
      Successful flirting depends solely on what your Charm score is, and
      success increases your Charm by one so long as it wasn't too easy!
    
      [color=lime]Bribe the Bartender[/color]
    
      For the price of one gem, the Bartender will let you borrow his keys.
    
      You may specify a target to attack in the night. They must be alive, and
      they must not be more than two levels below your own.
    
      Player combat is resolved with the toss of the dice. The base chance to
      win is 50/50, with the odds shifted based on the assailant's Attack
      Strength and the victim's Defensive Strength. The loser will be Dead for
      the next day, but will return the day after.
    
      The winner will receive experience based on the level difference, and
      may pick up a gem or two if the victim has any.
    
      [color=lime]Purchasing Equipment[/color]
    
      If you have a gem you may trade up your weapon and armour.
    
      You may improve your gear in this fasion at most four times.
    
      [color=lime]Resolution Order[/color]
    
      Buffs -> Vote -> Kills -> Town Actions -> Forest Fights -> Stealing
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]The Forest[/color]
    
      All adventurers seek out the monsters of the forest. It is the means by
      which wealth, glory, and experience are gained.
    
      It is assumed that you will set out for the forest every day, you do not
      need to specify it in the PM. The results will be random, but those with
      high Charm will be luckier than others. Good fortune can net you quite
      the boon!
    
      Among the rewards of the daily forest trek are bonus experience, gems,
      Charm, and other special events that you will discover. Some are:
    
      [color=lime]Faeries[/color]
    
      You might come across a group of faeries during your hunts. If you do,
      you will capture one! A fairy provides you with an extra chance at life,
      if you die once to the Red Dragon or another player you will be brought
      back to continue the fight, a second shot. The fairy is then gone.
    
      Faeries do not protect against harrassment or corruption.
    
      [color=lime]Dark Horse Tavern[/color]
    
      Stumbling through the forest you may come across the Dark Horse Tavern.
      If you come to the tavern you will be given an option to be made after
      the narration, when you respond it will be done immediately.
    
      The options available are currently not revealed to you.
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=white]Equipment and Stuff[/color]
    
      Players have their weapon, their armour, their wealth, and miscellaneous
      stuff. Everyone starts out with a Stick and a Coat, and this equipment
      will continue to improve as you fight and level up. Gold is abstracted
      away and you will not be keeping track of it.
    
      Gems will be the only wealth tracked. They can be used as mentioned in
      Town Actions, and will be found during your adventures. They are the
      catch-all item for trades and bonuses. [color=lime]Gems can be traded to other
      players by sending a separate PM to SYSOP.[/color] Trades are instant.
    
      Your weapon and armour will give you bonuses to your strength against
      both players and the Red Dragon. To upgrade to the next level of gear,
      you can purchase it with one gem as a Town Action.
    
      [img]http://www.orokos.com/odam/pord/weapons.gif[/img]
    
      [img]http://www.orokos.com/odam/pord/armour.gif[/img]
    
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
    [/color][/font]
    

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  • SYSOPSYSOP Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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                     [color=white]Phalla of the Red Dragon - Player Rankings[/color]
    
        Name                            Experience     Level    Status
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=royalblue]T[/color] The_Reflection .................. 22287524     [color=white]12        Alive[/color]
      [color=royalblue]T[/color] Visiblehowl ..................... 18177474     [color=white]12        Alive[/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Exarch .......................... 14471958     [color=white]12        Alive[/color]
      [color=lime]D[/color] Jpants ........................... 7976332     [color=white]11        Alive[/color]
      [color=royalblue]T[/color] Burnage .......................... 7860880     [color=white]11        Alive[/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Speedyswaf ....................... 7820166     [color=white]11        Alive[/color]
      [color=lime]D[/color] Niceguy Myeye .................... 6914557     [color=white]11        Alive[/color]
    [color=magenta]F[/color] [color=purple]M[/color] El Skid .......................... 6451922     [color=white]11        Alive[/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Zellpher ......................... 1537263     [color=white]10        Alive[/color]
      [color=lime]D[/color] Wildcat .......................... 1522845     [color=white]10        Alive[/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Tehsloth .......................... 884498     [color=white]9         Alive[/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Varcayn ........................... 785286     [color=white]9         Alive[/color]
    [color=magenta]F[/color] [color=royalblue]T[/color] Lonelyahava ....................... 772641     [color=white]9         [color=red]Dead[/color][/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Sheep Have Wool ................... 546275     [color=white]9         [color=red]Dead[/color][/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Slickshughes ...................... 461925     [color=white]9         [color=red]Dead[/color][/color]
      [color=purple]M[/color] Damnedlibrarian ................... 350081     [color=white]8         Alive[/color]
    
    [/color][/font]
    

    List of the Eliminated

    Day 1

    Bliss 101 - Player - corrupted
    Nion - Hacker - eaten
    Shamus - CoSysop - corrupted
    TheLawinator - Player - harrassed

    Day 2

    B:L - Player - corrupted
    DevoutlyApathetic - Player - corrupted
    Gumpy - Player - harrassed
    Quoth - Hacker - blackholed
    warban - Player - eaten

    Day 3

    cj iwakura - Griefer - corrupted
    Egos - Player - harrassed and corrupted
    Plutonium - Griefer - eaten

    Day 4

    FunkyWaltDogg - Player - harrassed
    Obbi - Player - corrupted
    Thetheroo - Player - blackholed
    Unearthly Stew - Charmer - eaten
    weatheredclown - Player - corrupted

    Day 5

    Ardor - Player - harrassed
    Dyvion - Player - eaten
    FreeAgent - Player - corrupted
    VThornheart - Roommate - corrupted

    Day 6

    crimsoncoyote - Griefer - eaten
    durax - Player - harrassed
    FrostMist - Player - corrupted
    Goose! - Player - blackholed
    Gorilla Salad - Griefer - corrupted

    Day 7

    Drez - Griefer - corrupted
    Jason Todd - Charmer - harrassed
    Rainfall - Hacker - eaten

    JoschuaESQ - Player - inactivity
    minigunwielder - Player - inactivity

    Day 8

    Arasaki - Player - eaten
    MundaneSoul - Player - harrassed
    Toxic Toys - Player - corrupted


    Replacements

    minigunwielder for cheez (Day 2)
    Wildcat for Rend (Day 4)


    Narrations


    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4
    Day 5
    Day 6
    Day 7
    Day 8
    Day 9
    Final


    Organizational Proboards

    SYSOP on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M L

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !New M D

    Even if I could get away with the opposite thanks to Fumiko here.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M K

    Also, :^: on the OP. You took me back to the days of massive phone tie ups.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Does gender play a role?

    Thetheroo on
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !New M L

    edit: i obviously am not Vic Mackey yet.

    JPants on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    !New M T

    Vic Mackey would have used the right letter for their class.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M D

    Sheep Have Wool on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M L

    Thetheroo on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Gender has no mechanical effects. It will have narrative effect however.

    Infidel on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Will we need aliases?

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M L

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Your alias will be your PA one, so no need to specify no.

    You can change your mind about your class by just specifying !NEW again up until Day 1 starts.

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M D

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M D

    Varcayn on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M L

    Is multi boxing allowed? :lol:

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M K

    also !fuckawesome

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    warban wrote: »
    !NEW M L

    Is multi boxing allowed? :lol:

    Clarification denied.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Blizzard allows it :lol: :P

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wow.


    There was a Legend of the Green Dragon floating online somewhere. Don't know if it's still around, but it was a very faithful re-creation of Legend of the Red Dragon for modern browsers.


    Not going to sign up for this, though. Not particularly a Phalla person.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Can anyone explain the backstory of this Phalla to me?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wikipedia delivers a good starting point.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M K

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You could also play Legend of the Green Dragon for more info.


    I'll be leaving now, as to not derail this.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, if anyone wants to check it out, LotGD is a web-based remake of this BBS game. It's a little easier to get working than finding the true thing on a telnet BBS somewhere. ;-)

    Just like people go out and watch the movies or read the books for other phallas, I'm sure plenty of people will try this game out and I definitely won't be discouraging that. :) Good memories from the BBS days.

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M D

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    Yeah, if anyone wants to check it out, LotGD is a web-based remake of this BBS game. It's a little easier to get working than finding the true thing on a telnet BBS somewhere. ;-)

    Just like people go out and watch the movies or read the books for other phallas, I'm sure plenty of people will try this game out and I definitely won't be discouraging that. :) Good memories from the BBS days.

    Or try playing Angband, and then realize you suck at it and get frustrated and...

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M K

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    !new M K

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  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    wow... I did my part and ran my local area code 215 BBS back in the day... so !Reserve Up (M/D if it comes down to it)

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !New M D

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !New M K

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thanks for reserving me a spot Infidel. Looks like I managed to get online today after all, so here's my choice: !NEW M K

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M D

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  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M K

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !NEW M K

    Rargh!

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  • JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    /eat raw table

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !New M L

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