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good lord, this hellboy game is terrible

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
my little brother bought it and i hate everything about it

the art style is way too desaturated and the transition text is full of grammatical and spelling errors

has anyone else played this game? alternately, we can talk about hellboy being awesome

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    orik more like BOREik

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the first movie has one of the best cast commentaries I've ever heard

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    aaaah crap

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    orik more like BOREik

    is this human scum or the other one

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know, I think my favorite hulking, gravely voice, made of steel, bad ass comic-book-movie character is marv, and not hellboy as I used to believe.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the new live-action movie was amazing visually but the plot was nonsensical

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the first movie has one of the best cast commentaries I've ever heard

    people listen to those?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    which shank/kusu has been decided as being human scum

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    orik more like BOREik

    is this human scum or the other one

    i'm the best one (kusu)

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    the new live-action movie was amazing visually but the plot was nonsensical

    really? it made perfect sense to me, although i could smell 'extended cut forthcoming' about ten minutes into the movie

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    orik more like BOREik

    is this human scum or the other one

    i'm the best one (kusu)

    <3

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    hey kovak i posted a new brody dalle song in the music thread

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh man

    brody dalle

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    TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the new live-action movie was amazing visually but the plot was nonsensical

    I'm tossing up between going and seeing this or the Forbidden Kingdom (I think that's what it's called - the one with Jet Li and Jackie Chan). Is it worth seeing on a big screen or should I just rent it later?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    definitely see it on a big screen, all of guillermo del toro's movies are ridiculously stunning artistically

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    JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I did not like Liz in the new movie.

    She acted about as well as a cardboard cutout.

    EDIT: Not enough to ruin the movie for me, I mean, she was still super hot.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the new live-action movie was amazing visually but the plot was nonsensical

    I'm tossing up between going and seeing this or the Forbidden Kingdom (I think that's what it's called - the one with Jet Li and Jackie Chan). Is it worth seeing on a big screen or should I just rent it later?

    where do you live that these are still on the big screen?

    also, definitely hellboy 2

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    brody dalle is the hottest person in rock

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the new live-action movie was amazing visually but the plot was nonsensical

    really? it made perfect sense to me, although i could smell 'extended cut forthcoming' about ten minutes into the movie
    why didn't nuala just kill herself in the beginning and spare all of the trouble?

    why didn't hellboy challenge nuada as soon as he said "does anyone challenge me?"

    etc

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    TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    definitely see it on a big screen, all of guillermo del toro's movies are ridiculously stunning artistically

    I'm going to trust you on this. Maybe I will go tonight.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    definitely see it on a big screen, all of guillermo del toro's movies are ridiculously stunning artistically

    i'll bet it pops your beret eh what

    i'll bet it curls your mustache

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i love guillermo del toro so much

    i should watch pan's labyrinth again

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i'd fuck brody dalle inside out

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i'd fuck brody dalle inside out

    hell yeah, she's like a hot female version of tom waits 8-)

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also i love hellboy for ron perlman mostly

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you should see Forbidden Kingdom just for the Chan/Li fight TheRealBadger, it's actually worth it.
    I saw it last week and was pleasantly suprised

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    the new live-action movie was amazing visually but the plot was nonsensical

    really? it made perfect sense to me, although i could smell 'extended cut forthcoming' about ten minutes into the movie
    why didn't nuala just kill herself in the beginning and spare all of the trouble?

    why didn't hellboy challenge nuada as soon as he said "does anyone challenge me?"

    etc

    because they wanted to
    stop the golden army initially, because it would mean that nobody would die

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i love guillermo del toro so much

    i should watch pan's labyrinth again

    the blu ray version of pan's labyrinth was one of the few movies i got the blu ray version of when i already had the dvd version, because man, it is worth the money. love it so much. and the dvd extras are pretty awesome too.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    orik more like BOREik

    is this human scum or the other one

    i'm the best one (kusu)

    <3

    <3<3<3

    how are you orik

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    TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you should see Forbidden Kingdom just for the Chan/Li fight TheRealBadger, it's actually worth it.
    I saw it last week and was pleasantly suprised

    Ok now I have two movies to see. Hellboy tomorrow (Readings is cheap on tuesdays) and Kingdom on maybe Sunday. This will be money I should be spending on food but I think I can justify it

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm watching Gremlins 2

    it is artistically stunning

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This reminded me, I need to buy that BPRD patch and find a jacket to put it on

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    orik more like BOREik

    is this human scum or the other one

    i'm the best one (kusu)

    <3

    since when is shankill human scum? i have not heard about this.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    the first movie has one of the best cast commentaries I've ever heard

    people listen to those?

    Seriously?

    I always listen to the DVD commentary. Even if it's a bad movie I still watch it again with the commentary on.

    I'm into making movies though.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I loved the second film; I agree, visually it is stunning. Love, love, love the creature designs.

    Also I
    totally want to know what half Hellboy babies look like!!!

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    h5 trent

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the one problem I have with Hellboy 2 is it was too much guillermo and not enough mignola

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I assume a Hellboy 3 movie is a lock at this point right?

    Looking at the box office for the movie it made the budget back almost exactly in America alone (80m budget, 76m made so far) and I'm going to assume DVD sales will be huge just like the first movie.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    I loved the second film; I agree, visually it is stunning. Love, love, love the creature designs.

    Also I
    totally want to know what half Hellboy babies look like!!!

    Haven't you ever looked in a mirror?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I assume a Hellboy 3 movie is a lock at this point right?

    Looking at the box office for the movie it made the budget back almost exactly in America alone (80m budget, 76m made so far) and I'm going to assume DVD sales will be huge just like the first movie.

    I think Ron Perlman has said that del Toro definitely wants to round out the trilogy after he finishes the Hobbit movies, and says that he has quite a grand vision for the final installment

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