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[Let's play a Game] UFO: Extraterrestrials- watch PA'ers die in droves

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Its so very nearly my time to shine! And by shine i mean die a horrible glorious incendiary death!

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Its so very nearly my time to have my genitals hit with plasma!

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Its so very nearly my time to have my genitals hit with plasma! Again and again!

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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want to know how you have as little trouble as you do, I've tried playing this at home and it's kicking my ass left and right. My guys get blasted down two turns in usually, two missions I've scrapped a turn in with one unit living.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    I want to know how you have as little trouble as you do, I've tried playing this at home and it's kicking my ass left and right. My guys get blasted down two turns in usually, two missions I've scrapped a turn in with one unit living.

    Well, I'm playing on Normal, which helps. Are you reserving AP for reaction fire, and stopping near cover?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Has my dick healed yet?

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    God damnit.

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Has my dick healed yet?

    Should we tell her?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Actually, do you still want me to be a stun-rod shield? Or is there a more viable option for me that you want?

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shit, I got so busy with school that I forgot about this!

    Am I still alive?

    Be right back, cracking into everyone's personal logs and checking out what's gone on...

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Has my dick healed yet?

    Should we tell her?

    HELL no.

    Zen: actually the stun-rodders have been fairly useful. and the game's more interesting when I have to deal with stuff like that. :)

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can you give me more armor and more shielding so my DICK DOESN'T GET SHOT OFF NEXT TIME

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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    I want to know how you have as little trouble as you do, I've tried playing this at home and it's kicking my ass left and right. My guys get blasted down two turns in usually, two missions I've scrapped a turn in with one unit living.

    Well, I'm playing on Normal, which helps. Are you reserving AP for reaction fire, and stopping near cover?

    Just like in X-Com, but when I kill a two or three of the aliens, twenty more come and fuck us all dead

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What difficulty and mod settings? If you're getting THAT many you many have goofed a setting somewhere..

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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I got it fixed now, I've managed to clear some missions pretty well too, with no deaths

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    And time for a short update. It begins with a short duel with the Fighter from last time, but that ends anti-climatically when the out-of-fuel interceptors have to return to base. Kylka, Jast, and Inzignia heal up soon after that, followed by the Newbie Crew.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Our first set of Beekeeper armor completes just as another Fighter appears on the radar scope. And it brought friends! But its friend is a coward and runs away.

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    One fighter gets away, the other gets exploded over water. As soon as the interceptors have refueled, there he is again! They launch, chasing him to the east and- dammnit. He's out of radar range.
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    Annoyed and low on fuel, they head back to base.

    Erandus heals up. That means Steel Angel and WMain00 are now the only wounded soldiers left; everyone else is in perfect shape.

    For the moment.

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  • RoshinRoshin My backlog can be seen from space SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Should we put in a request for Reinforced Penis Armour to the researchers, maybe?

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Another Fighter appears, and it doesn't run away! The eggheads decide, in mid-battle, to inform us they've developed a new form of Laser Cannon. Typical.

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    After a protracted fight, the UFO finally goes down. DualEdge, Mr Ray, Maddoc, bongi, Kylka, Inzgnia, BronzeDuck and Jast load up. Since everyone is the same rank, its DualEdge and BronzeDuck that get the armor by virture of being strong enough to CARRY it and still have their normal guns.

    Jast is first out, and sees nothing. BronzeDuck doesn't see much more.
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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Everyone else piles out, splitting into two groups with one armor-wearer in each. The aliens fail to appear. Inzignia, Jast, DualEdge and Mr Ray sweep south, hitting the edge of the map and seeing nothing. Looks like we go through that gate.

    Klyka goes through first, spotting nothing. BronzeDuck moves up to the gate, followed by Maddoc with bongi in the rear. Maddoc is a bit more perceptive than BronzeDuck, through.
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    Oh hey, a Chaser with its back turned! Oh hey, EVERYONE MISSED. Maddoc? Grenade. Slice. BronzeDuck? Heavy Laser. Wiff. bongi? Laser Rifle. Not even close. The alien turns around and waits as BronzeDuck pees in the new armor from a PSI assault and Maddoc freezes as well. Then it tests out the new armor...
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    BronzeDuck goes down. He's alive, but Maddoc got hit too and he's still standing. Hell, the alien shot bongi IN THE CROTCH and he only took two damage!
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    Of course, his attempt at revenge misses, but at least he was able to patch up Maddoc's bleeding arm. Klyka steps back through the gate and takes a couple shots, but they both miss, and the other group is too ar away to help.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WHEN I GOT SHOT IN THE DICK I LOST MY DICK

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The entire northern group freezes, and the lone Chaser opens fire once more. blowing Maddoc apart and hitting Klyka twice. Six health left, four health worth of bleeding through the head and leg. Goner.

    Jast advances and makes the Chaser pay while DualEdge runs into the sand looking for aliens to prod.
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    DualEdge, Kylka, and bongi all panic as a Halluinoid reveals itself at last and about four different aliens take pot-shots at DualEdge. He takes a hit, but the armor holds it down...mostly.

    Jast racks up another in an odd fashion. He grabs frantically for a grenade, accidentally throwing in a Proximity Grenade first. It lands right at the Halluinoid's feet, and when his second grenade drops it explodes as well. The twin blasts reduce the hapless alien to a fine red mist.
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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WHEN I GOT SHOT IN THE DICK I LOST MY DICK

    THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK SOLDIER.

    BUCKLE UP AND CRY SOME OTHER TIME.
    Also, am I healed up yet? I mean, I only took a shot in the head. :P

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Antihippy: Yes, you're up.

    Everyone manages to avoid panicking the next turn. That's odd, because TWO Halluinoids show themselves, BronzeDuck bleeds to death, Klyka falls from blood loss, and a Chaser pegs DualEdge with a Plasma Rifle, wounding him badly.

    The annoying part is bongi is RIGHT THERE with a medkit out, he just was too busy panicking to help last turn.

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    On the plus side, that Chaser got shot in the ass and killed by a Sectoid with a Plasma Pistol.
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    DualEdge charges in and gets a stun, then spots something at the edge of his vision that won't stun so well. Cyberdisc!
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    Up north, bongi opens the door and gives the Halluinoid a faceful of Laser Rifle fire. Then whimpers like a little girl as it fails to die. Jast racks up another kill on the other alien, freeing Mr Ray up to help and finish it off. Which he does.
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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Cyberdisc murders DualEdge, and Inzignia moves up to find himself face-to-face with it. Can we say "inside minimal safe distance"? He fires a burst, then turns to run as everyone unloads at it and Jast throws in a proximity grenade.
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    At this point the game crashed. The replay worked out exactly the same (!) except Inzignia is a bit farther from the disc.

    Mr Ray scores a few hits, but nothing effective. At this point its "better part of valor" time. Mr Ray and bongi toss out proxmity grenades, then follow Jast and Inzignia back to the transport. Alas, every time they try to GET TO THE CHOPPA the game crashes. Hmm.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's god telling them that they should be ashamed of themselves.

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  • RoshinRoshin My backlog can be seen from space SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What is this defeatist, tree-hugging nonsense? There's still killing (and dying) to be done! No one runs away!

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ok then, if we don't retreat, you can pay for the next transport we lose.

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TO: Commander Phoenix
    FROM: Erandus
    SUBJECT: My dick

    Commander Phoenix -

    I was just going over some of the medical logs for the team over the last few weeks, and I just wanted to share my growing alarm over the number of johnson injuries recently. Frankly, Sir, there's a lot of soldiers who've had their wangs shot off. If you could, would you please put in a request on my behalf to logistics that I be issued the Beekeeper armor with the thickest possible armor in the crotchial region? My mantenna and I thank you in advance for your consideration.

    - Private Erandus

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do we escape? My guy has kicked too much butt to die on this mission.

    Hopefully the cyberdisc isn't breaking the game.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I died :(

    Also, how did the Aliens manage to hit bongi's crotch? They must be amazing snipers to hit such a small target.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    I died :(

    Also, how did the Aliens manage to hit bongi's crotch? They must be amazing snipers to hit such a small target.

    Dayyyyyam. What a burn.

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  • DualEdgeDualEdge Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    The Cyberdisc murders DualEdge.

    So many aliens left unstunned. Do not let my death be in vain!

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  • mrsnackroadmrsnackroad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The best option here, of course, is to just abandon everyone for dead.

    Or, y'know, maybe we could, like, rescue them. I guess...

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  • BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The best option here, of course, is to just abandon everyone for dead.

    Or, y'know, maybe we could, like, rescue them. I guess...

    I would have said the best course of action is to get every surviving person into a series of underground vaults, wait for the aliens to land and investigate where everyone's gone, then nuke the entire planet - it's the only way to be sure. :D

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  • CoreCore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Haha awesome apparently I'm a lucky bastard in this game. 3 kills and promoted to Corporal in one mission, all the while dodging grenades and killing aliens by blindly throwing grenades around. Hopefully this luck holds.

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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rescue them? Nah, noone likes those guys, and it gives us more room.

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  • SoulGateSoulGate Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    blue dot.


    This is awesome. I've always been rather interested in x-com, just never played it, at least now I can watch it.

    If I can be added, I want a laser shotgun or laser rifle. Do they have laser shotguns? Oh, and name is SoulGate.

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Core wrote: »
    Haha awesome apparently I'm a lucky bastard in this game. 3 kills and promoted to Corporal in one mission, all the while dodging grenades and killing aliens by blindly throwing grenades around. Hopefully this luck holds.

    I will begrudgingly allow your corporalness priority to a suit of armor over myself, but as a private, I strongly request at least some metal undies for my privates.

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