Another alien appears; it and Jesuit exchange fire for a while as the rest of the team sprints in. Then it gets frustrated and moves in closer...
And Jesuits hoses it down.
Just as the rest of the team arrives, two more aliens appear. The first pokes its snout out of the same hole as the last two, but shoots at Erandus, not Jesuits- and with a Heavy Plasma, not a Plasma Pistol.
Fortunately, it misses. The next goes for Parkingtigers, with much the same result.
Omnicron9999 and Parkingtigers both score their first kills- Omnicron from a single shot, Parkingtigers from NINE, most of which missed. From point-blank. That was the last of them.
Omnicron999 will be out for 5 days, Parkingtigers for 2, Flippy_d for 8.
Also, we need another base. What shall be the name?
List of Doom:
I think we deserve our own base after valiantly giving our all in this, the latest battlefield against the goddamn dirty aliens.
I second this motion.
Seriously, what are a bunch of tubes going to do at this base? Bubble and glorp and all threatening aliens till they throw up to death? Research new forms of plastic tubing?
I think we deserve our own base after valiantly giving our all in this, the latest battlefield against the goddamn dirty aliens.
I second this motion.
Seriously, what are a bunch of tubes going to do at this base? Bubble and glorp and all threatening aliens till they throw up to death? Research new forms of plastic tubing?
Name the new base R.U.T. if anything.
Really. Unappreciative. Tubes.
More like unpatriotic last minute draftees if you ask me.
What have you got to fear? Death? Pah! It tickles for a bit, then you get to soak in some spiffy goo!
When the aliens attack our tube bases, they will be slowly forced into suicide as our telepathic powers intermix with theirs and the stupidity and boringness of our conversations make them want to end it all.
On that note, Woot, almost back to the top even though my stats are will goofed (1 kill, 1 mission, 0 deaths?)
When the aliens attack our tube bases, they will be slowly forced into suicide as our telepathic powers intermix with theirs and the stupidity and boringness of our conversations make them want to end it all.
I can just see it now...
Unit of aliens infiltrate the Tube Room.
"Come now my brethren, let us purge this human filth!"
No, your stats are cursed. I swear I've fixed you five times and it gets reverted every time.
I'm IMMORTAL!
edit: MEOW?
Though a little old and trite, it's a Simpsons reference. When Bart witnessed what actually happened between the Mayor's son and the chef, he kept quiet because by testifying he would get in trouble with the principal for skipping school for a day. In a highly surreal sequence, he spots the principal in the witness box in court. The principal tells him that he knows that Bart can read his thoughts, and that he will enjoy the moment when Bart implicates himself. Bart then looks at Homer, who has the exact same stern face. Homer informs Bart that he also knows that Bart can read his mind... and then just starts saying "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..." over and over again for no apparent reason.
No, your stats are cursed. I swear I've fixed you five times and it gets reverted every time.
I'm IMMORTAL!
edit: MEOW?
Though a little old and trite, it's a Simpsons reference. When Bart witnessed what actually happened between the Mayor's son and the chef, he kept quiet because by testifying he would get in trouble with the principal for skipping school for a day. In a highly surreal sequence, he spots the principal in the witness box in court. The principal tells him that he knows that Bart can read his thoughts, and that he will enjoy the moment when Bart implicates himself. Bart then looks at Homer, who has the exact same stern face. Homer informs Bart that he also knows that Bart can read his mind... and then just starts saying "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..." over and over again for no apparent reason.
It's meant to be absurd, okay?
Shame I'm not in the tanks yet - I doubt the aliens would be able to survive an onslaught of Caramelldansen...
...Hey, R&D guys, I've got a great idea for a weapon...
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No, your stats are cursed. I swear I've fixed you five times and it gets reverted every time.
I'm IMMORTAL!
edit: MEOW?
Though a little old and trite, it's a Simpsons reference. When Bart witnessed what actually happened between the Mayor's son and the chef, he kept quiet because by testifying he would get in trouble with the principal for skipping school for a day. In a highly surreal sequence, he spots the principal in the witness box in court. The principal tells him that he knows that Bart can read his thoughts, and that he will enjoy the moment when Bart implicates himself. Bart then looks at Homer, who has the exact same stern face. Homer informs Bart that he also knows that Bart can read his mind... and then just starts saying "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..." over and over again for no apparent reason.
It's meant to be absurd, okay?
Oh, well I was just doing it to continue the tubes meow chatting, I think all of us in the tubes should start meow using meow more often in our meow conversations. meow.
No, your stats are cursed. I swear I've fixed you five times and it gets reverted every time.
I'm IMMORTAL!
edit: MEOW?
Though a little old and trite, it's a Simpsons reference. When Bart witnessed what actually happened between the Mayor's son and the chef, he kept quiet because by testifying he would get in trouble with the principal for skipping school for a day. In a highly surreal sequence, he spots the principal in the witness box in court. The principal tells him that he knows that Bart can read his thoughts, and that he will enjoy the moment when Bart implicates himself. Bart then looks at Homer, who has the exact same stern face. Homer informs Bart that he also knows that Bart can read his mind... and then just starts saying "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..." over and over again for no apparent reason.
It's meant to be absurd, okay?
Not that it makes it much less absurd, but those meows were from a commercial jingle for Meow Mix cat food ("Tastes so good your cats will ask for it by name").
Oh yes, look out alien scum, Private Parkingtigers is in the squad now. So it took me nine shots to take down a gribblie, you think that was an accident? You think that was lack of martial talent? Hell no, I was making that sucker dance like Ginger Rogers. You know ... like in the old cowboy movies ... I was scaring him before ... LOOK, IT WAS A NEW GUN AND THE SIGHTS WEREN'T SET PROPERLY! Plus I hadn't taken my gloves, my hands were cold. All I know is I killed something and I didn't come back in a bodybag. That counts as a win. So there.
Let them dry up - then we can take them out of the tubes and put them in sandwich bags, since they'll take up less space when we need to transport them.
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Let them dry up - then we can take them out of the tubes and put them in sandwich bags, since they'll take up less space when we need to transport them.
Just make sure the bags are clearly labeled this time.
Noone wants a repeat of the clone-jerky incident.
Good God, You gave the aliens enough time to repopulate their entire fleet, and allow our tubes to dry up and turn into paste. Why don't we bake them a cake with the paste and sing to them American Pie?
Good God, You gave the aliens enough time to repopulate their entire fleet, and allow our tubes to dry up and turn into paste. Why don't we bake them a cake with the paste and sing to them American Pie?
(I kid though. Get back to work. :P )
So bye, bye Miss Alien pie,
Went from cube to the tube
but the tube was dry
And good ole' boys were drinking Lampley and rye,
singin "this'll be the day we all fry"
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And Jesuits hoses it down.
Just as the rest of the team arrives, two more aliens appear. The first pokes its snout out of the same hole as the last two, but shoots at Erandus, not Jesuits- and with a Heavy Plasma, not a Plasma Pistol.
Fortunately, it misses. The next goes for Parkingtigers, with much the same result.
Omnicron9999 and Parkingtigers both score their first kills- Omnicron from a single shot, Parkingtigers from NINE, most of which missed. From point-blank. That was the last of them.
Omnicron999 will be out for 5 days, Parkingtigers for 2, Flippy_d for 8.
Also, we need another base. What shall be the name?
List of Doom:
WMain00: (3 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifle
Klyka: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) dual pistols
bongi: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifle
Inzigna: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifleman
Mr Ray: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifle / grenades
Jast: (3 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifle
Forar: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifle/shotgun
Steel Angel: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 1 missions) sniper
Erandus: (3 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 2 missions) rifle
Omnicron9999: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) infantry
Jesuits: (5 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) flamethrower
Parkingtigers: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 1 missions) pistols /stun
Flippy_D : (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 1 missions) GUESS.
Igel: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
Clone List: (kills / stuns / deaths / missions) type
Jean Claude Van Calm: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) sniper
Roshin: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) scout
joshua1: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
Velmeran: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 1 missions) rifleman
Zandracon: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) explosives
Sunstrand: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
mrsnackroad: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) expendable rifle
Wheezer: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) rifleman
Khavall: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) sniper
Typhus733: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 1 missions) shotgun
Zone: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) bazkooka
see317: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) rockets / grenades
Apharmd: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) heavy
4rch3nemy: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) maniac
SanderJK : (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
BlitzAce: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) BOOM
TehSpectre: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) scout / dual pistols
wabbiteh: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) generic
Zen Vulgarity: (0 kills / 2 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) stun rod / shields
MrBlarney: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) medic
Iolo: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
MoosehatIV: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
Fish: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) shotgun
KapsLocked: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) grenades
Punch Rockgroin: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
Rabidrabbit: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 1 missions) shotgun
leaf: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) medic
Occulus: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) grenades
Milquetoast Thug: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) MORE DAKKA
Cinders: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) rocket launcher
Nocren: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 01 deaths / 3 missions) Heavy (no autocannon, but BIG lasers!) Charlene
Carch: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) pistols (hey, I went by the title)
Skutskut: (3 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) rifle
Dignified Pauper: (5 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 3 missions) sniper
1k Dicks: (7 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 4 missions) explosives (full name won't fit)
Behemoth: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 3 missions) shotgun
YerMum: (4 kills / 1 stuns / 1 deaths / 4 missions) rocket launcher
ben0207: (14 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) shotgun
Food: (12 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 3 missions) (Are you TRYING for karmatic death here?)
minigunwielder: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) (rifle/stunprod)
Lampley: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 3 missions) grenades
Raiden333: (6 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 5 missions) Medic
kedinik: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 3 missions) shotgun
MrMonroe: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) prox/stunrod
Blue map: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) grenades
Domhnall: (5 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) flamethrower
Sheepman: (1 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) medic
gunwarrior: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) rifle
Xtarath: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) medic
elliotw2: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) prod/pistol
Maddoc: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) pistols grenades scoutKILL
BronzeDuck: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions) Heavy
DualEdge: (0 kills / 1 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) stunrod / stunrod
SoulGate: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) laser rifle
Dubh: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions) pistols
Core: (4 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 2 missions) shotgun
Antihippy: (9 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 4 missions) grenade
Vehicle Pilots: (kills / stuns / deaths / missions)
RogueKnight: (2 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions)
Athenor: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 1 deaths / 1 missions)
Lawinator: (0 kills / 0 stuns / 0 deaths / 0 missions)
Goddamnit.
Edit: Or, even better, make him take point. ;-)
Here's hoping next mission has more armor and actually has some fucking medkits. I was a bit nervous.
Remarkable.
Yet you remain in a coma and been rendered infertile. Almost makes the tanks seem like a good option!
Looks like I'll be topping the list before I know it!
Forget about crotch armour. Research reinforced back armour now.
Heavy Laser.
Motion to replace the power cell with a flag that says "bang" on it.
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I think we deserve our own base after valiantly giving our all in this, the latest battlefield against the goddamn dirty aliens.
I second this motion.
Seriously, what are a bunch of tubes going to do at this base? Bubble and glorp and all threatening aliens till they throw up to death? Research new forms of plastic tubing?
Name the new base R.U.T. if anything.
Really. Unappreciative. Tubes.
More like unpatriotic last minute draftees if you ask me.
What have you got to fear? Death? Pah! It tickles for a bit, then you get to soak in some spiffy goo!
On that note, Woot, almost back to the top even though my stats are will goofed (1 kill, 1 mission, 0 deaths?)
I can just see it now...
Unit of aliens infiltrate the Tube Room.
"Come now my brethren, let us purge this human filth!"
Meow meow meow meow...
"Did any of you hear that? It sounded like..."
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW...
"MY BRAIN IS MELTINBLAARGHWARGHL!"
I'm IMMORTAL!
edit: MEOW?
Though a little old and trite, it's a Simpsons reference. When Bart witnessed what actually happened between the Mayor's son and the chef, he kept quiet because by testifying he would get in trouble with the principal for skipping school for a day. In a highly surreal sequence, he spots the principal in the witness box in court. The principal tells him that he knows that Bart can read his thoughts, and that he will enjoy the moment when Bart implicates himself. Bart then looks at Homer, who has the exact same stern face. Homer informs Bart that he also knows that Bart can read his mind... and then just starts saying "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..." over and over again for no apparent reason.
It's meant to be absurd, okay?
Shame I'm not in the tanks yet - I doubt the aliens would be able to survive an onslaught of Caramelldansen...
...Hey, R&D guys, I've got a great idea for a weapon...
Oh, well I was just doing it to continue the tubes meow chatting, I think all of us in the tubes should start meow using meow more often in our meow conversations. meow.
Now I wonder how you guys taste. Where that guy that was made into stew?
Not that it makes it much less absurd, but those meows were from a commercial jingle for Meow Mix cat food ("Tastes so good your cats will ask for it by name").
Allow me to pee in yours.
If there's still room for sign-ups:
Extreaminatus: Sniper!
Let them dry up - then we can take them out of the tubes and put them in sandwich bags, since they'll take up less space when we need to transport them.
Noone wants a repeat of the clone-jerky incident.
Still haven't found the medkits, then? Shame, that.
(I kid though. Get back to work. :P )
So bye, bye Miss Alien pie,
Went from cube to the tube
but the tube was dry
And good ole' boys were drinking Lampley and rye,
singin "this'll be the day we all fry"