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The Perfect Game(s)

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    Svevin wrote: »
    QTEs are awesome. You guys are pussies :P

    Seriously tho, RE4 knife fight was awesome.

    would have been cooler if you could play it instead of watching for the buttons to come up.

    nah, i've never seen a good playable knife fight and RE wouldn't have given it to you

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Contra for the NES should be nominated. Best action platformer on the NES by far.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kolibri.


    Arguably the best hummingbird based shooter in the world.

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  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd like to say Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, but the whole Unit Workship thing was just a bit too clunky. If it hadn't been for that tiny flaw, the game really would have been perfect.

    Also, I think Kirb 64: The Crystal Shards is pretty close to perfect when it comes to pure joy.

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  • SvevinSvevin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Svevin wrote: »
    QTEs are awesome. You guys are pussies :P

    Seriously tho, RE4 knife fight was awesome.

    would have been cooler if you could watch it instead of watching for the buttons to come up.

    As I remember it, the QTEs came up when you'd pretty much expect it, when the guy would come rushing at you to stab you. I dunno, I don't remember not being able to watch it, otherwise why would I think the fight was awesome if all I remembered about it was a flashing button?

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  • CreativeNameHereCreativeNameHere Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Arceus wrote: »
    I have a lot of games that come close to perfect but for some reason Advanced Wars 2 comes to mind as one of the closest.

    Too bad you can't even spell its name correctly.

    Yeah, that's a shame. :P

    I'd like to add MGS3 Subsitence and Ratchet and Clank Going Commado.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Svevin wrote: »
    Svevin wrote: »
    QTEs are awesome. You guys are pussies :P

    Seriously tho, RE4 knife fight was awesome.

    would have been cooler if you could watch it instead of watching for the buttons to come up.

    As I remember it, the QTEs came up when you'd pretty much expect it, when the guy would come rushing at you to stab you. I dunno, I don't remember not being able to watch it, otherwise why would I think the fight was awesome if all I remembered about it was a flashing button?

    Yeah. Not to mention, on the Wii version at the very least, you had to waggle to swing the knife outside of the game, and in the fight, you would waggle to hit back, and then a+b to parry when he came at you. It was simple and awesome, and fit inside the game.

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  • A Name Appears!A Name Appears! Registered User new member
    edited September 2008
    You have forgotten at least 2 games:

    The first is the perfection of a Prince of Persia genre, FLASHBACK.

    How could you not remember it ?

    The second, is, the perfection of an Adventure Game That's Too Damn Short genre,

    BIOFORGE (made by Origin).

    From start to finish, this game conveys very well the feeling "I'm so deeply fucked".

    And you cannot play the latter without much tweaking and involvement on your part.

    It is a DOS game.

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  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tylerbroor wrote: »
    And Sephiroth is undoubtedly cooler than a fucking sadistic clown.

    The Joker would like a word with you.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Tylerbroor wrote: »
    And Sephiroth is undoubtedly cooler than a fucking sadistic clown.

    The Joker would like to tell you how he got these scars

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  • CheesechickCheesechick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Tylerbroor wrote: »
    And Sephiroth is undoubtedly cooler than a fucking sadistic clown.

    The Joker would like to show you a magic trick.

    Also: Sands of Time.

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  • MarioGMarioG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kingdom Hearts Series IMO.

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  • OpiumOpium regular
    edited September 2008
    MarioG wrote: »
    Kingdom Hearts Series IMO.
    This isn't the most imperfect game thread you know.

    What KH is is the biggest wasted potential in all of videogaming.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You have forgotten at least 2 games:

    The first is the perfection of a Prince of Persia genre, FLASHBACK.

    How could you not remember it ?

    The second, is, the perfection of an Adventure Game That's Too Damn Short genre,

    BIOFORGE (made by Origin).

    From start to finish, this game conveys very well the feeling "I'm so deeply fucked".

    And you cannot play the latter without much tweaking and involvement on your part.

    It is a DOS game.

    oh wow, I forgot all about Flashback. I loved that game.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never played Bioforge, but did read a LP of it. It was pretty captivating.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Opium wrote: »
    MarioG wrote: »
    Kingdom Hearts Series IMO.
    This isn't the most imperfect game thread you know.

    He does thats why he posted it here

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  • ArceusArceus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If you really think Kingdom Hearts is a perfect game you have appallingly bad taste and low standards. The very notion is disturbing, really.

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  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Much as I have a weird soft spot for KH, perfect is not what they are.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Arceus wrote: »
    If you really think Kingdom Hearts is a perfect game you have appallingly bad taste and low standards. The very notion is disturbing, really.

    Ok yes its not perfect but its far from bad. And besides there's really no such thing as a "perfect game"

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hey guys I have a brilliant idea

    I'm going to make a thread called "the best games ever" and you all take a big ol' shit in it

    oh wait

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Svevin wrote: »
    QTEs are awesome. You guys are pussies :P

    Seriously tho, RE4 knife fight was awesome.

    It was cool the first time, but around the 8th time it's fairly tedious.

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cervetus wrote: »
    Svevin wrote: »
    QTEs are awesome. You guys are pussies :P

    Seriously tho, RE4 knife fight was awesome.

    It was cool the first time, but around the 8th time it's fairly tedious.

    this is probably true for most things, to be fair

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  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I found Kingdom Hearts to be damn fun, and if he thinks its the perfect game *to him!* is fine by me. You can all say what game you think is perfect but in reality no one game IS perfect. This is all opinion on which you think is the perfect game. No need to come in here and be a douchebag to someone just because you think the game he likes sucks. If you dont like it, then dont like it. But dont start being asses just because he/she loves a game you think sucks.

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  • Crazy RobotCrazy Robot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In no particular order:

    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: First Zelda to feel so epic. Fantastic art direction. And the music, OH GOD the music. It defined the Zelda soundtrack. Defining moment: Entering Hyrule Castle the first time about 10 minutes into the game, and getting assaulted by the Castle Theme, DAMN! I knew this was going to be epic.

    OoT and Twilight Princess are the only other Zelda's that match LttP, but just for setting the standard it gets the "perfect" nod from me.

    Stick me on a desert island with The Legend of Zelda (NES), A Link to the Past, Ocarica of Time, and Twilight Princess and I'll be happy until the end of time.

    Shadow of the Colossus: Everything that's been said before. Framerate drops are noticeable, but not distracting, much less game-breaking. And the camera, well I have yet to play a game with a camera system that didn't mess up here and there.

    That sense of isolation was oppressive, but I was fascinated by this land that time forgot.

    Favorite colossi: the "flying worm" thing in the desert (can't remember the bnumber). It was beautiful how it flew, and I felt so bad killing it.

    The "snake" in the cave. Just cause riding Agro and having to turn yourself around to shoot it in the eye was such a rush.

    Half-Life 1 and 2: Both games immerse like no other FPS. I've played through them more times than I care to remember. In the original I still remember the first time I encountered the army grunts. The action was cranked to 11 and the game didn't let up since.

    The sequel exceeded my expectations on all fronts. Also, Ravenholm still freaks me out. First time I played it was at midnight, lights off and surround sound way too loud.

    Special mention goes to Opposing Force, which, like someone mentioned here before, is one of the best expansion packs made.

    Episodes 1 and 2 are fantastic continuations to the story, and I eagerly wait for Episode 3.

    Super Castlevania IV: Despite all the good games in the series since, including SotN, when it comes down to the "classic" Castlevania style, IV perfected it. I play this game through at least once a year.

    I love the Aqueduct level's music so much. It's like some twisted jazz tune that plays as these fishy monsters jump out of the water and spit acid at you.

    The game even managed to frighten me as kid, it nailed the atmosphere, especially the Chandelier/Ballroom/Library levels. Freaky.

    Street Fighter III: Awesome animation, and chess-like gameplay makes this a thinking man's fighter. Very underappreciated because it came out in the midst of the Marvel Vs Capcom games, which were flashier. Street Fighter perfection.

    Capcom vs. SNK 2: Along with SF3, this is the other 2D fighter me and my friends still play (Dreamcast import version). Great roster, adapts to your style of play.

    A few outdated sprites (I'm looking at you Blanka and Lillith) and not-so-great music (the original's soundtrack was fenomenal, this one is so so), but still fun as hell. SF3 and CvsS2 are my 2D fighting favs.

    StarCraft: Still play it to this day, as do millions of other people. Instantly quotable. RTS perfection.

    FreeSpace 2: I don't think it's been mentioned by anyone here. My favorite space-sim/shooter. Epic story from the perspective of an ordinary pilot (not some hero character). Makes you feel like you're part iof a bigger universe because between briefings and pilot chatter you have to assemble what's going on. Complex, yet intuitive, controls. Missions that never get boring, and objectives which can change mid-mission.

    The first time I saw a massive capital ship I nearly crapped myself, then I actually did when I got hit by its huge laser.

    Graphics are dated, but still work because the art-style is done so well.

    I'm still hoping that a 3rd game comes out in the not too distant future.

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tig wrote: »
    Cervetus wrote: »
    Svevin wrote: »
    QTEs are awesome. You guys are pussies :P

    Seriously tho, RE4 knife fight was awesome.

    It was cool the first time, but around the 8th time it's fairly tedious.

    this is probably true for most things, to be fair

    True, but it sticks out because the rest of the game (to me) is clearly not tedious on the 8th time or I wouldn't have the opportunity to play the knife fight so much.

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    good point.

    perhaps the real problem is that the rest of RE4 is actually too awesome

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  • MarioGMarioG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thanks for defending my opinion guys.

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tig wrote: »
    good point.

    perhaps the real problem is that the rest of RE4 is actually too awesome

    They made shooting villagers in the face SO HARD they explode way too fun to add things like a knife fight and unskippable three-second videos.

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  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would so like to say Planescape, because.. man.. Planescape, but the interface is just so clunky.



    I will say.. personally.. Day Of The Tentacle. Alternatively, but in the same vein.. Psychonauts.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Cervetus wrote: »
    Guys, guys...

    The best FPS is Halo 3.

    No. Not by a long shot. I'm a fan and even I know its not the best. They screwed up on weapon placement, spawn zones and other things that should of died and not come back from halo 2.

    So, no. You fail.

    GRADE: F-

    These things can be tailored to suit your specific requirements can they not? You could totally make the argument that that makes it indeed the most perfect game, because you can fix whatever you see to be wrong with it, allowing for the subjectivity of 'perfect' to be taken into account. I mean true, it does a number of things wrong which stops it being perfect, however, compared to pretty much all modern fps it does so many things right that this doesn't matter. I don't see anybody arguing that say chequers is a more perfect game then chess, even if it theoretically does less things wrong.


    Well, its also a grading of his trolling ability. I knew instantly he was trying to be a dick and I wanted to shut him down before the halo fanboys got wind of this.

    There are things wrong with halo but I'm hoping the patch fixes it. I would say tf2 is much closer to perfection though through the sheer fact that they actually have servers and hosting machines unlike halo. As well as other things.

    I wish bungie and microsoft got the point that we NEED hosts and not this P2P stuff.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't know if I'd call it perfect, but Portal is one of the only games that can make me literally lose track of time. The night I got it I started playing and by the time I was done I checked the clock and was completely taken aback that it was already 7 AM.

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think Super Mario 64 and to a lesser extent Super Mario Galaxy are both perfect. The only thing I could improve with Galaxy was it's overall difficulty. It could've been a bit harder.

    Also, Ocarina of Time, for what is probably the hundredth time in this thread.

    Oh, and friggin' Rogue Squadron for N64. I wanna play it again, so bad.

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  • DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MH79 wrote: »
    I think Super Mario 64 and to a lesser extent Super Mario Galaxy are both perfect. The only thing I could improve with Galaxy was it's overall difficulty. It could've been a bit harder.
    I wanted a right analog stick for camera movement, too. Sometimes you just want to stop and take things in, but the camera control in Galaxy was a joke. (Luckily, the automatic stuff works great in terms of getting you to the stars, but I love 3D cameras.)

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  • SeolSeol Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Darlan wrote: »
    MH79 wrote: »
    I think Super Mario 64 and to a lesser extent Super Mario Galaxy are both perfect. The only thing I could improve with Galaxy was it's overall difficulty. It could've been a bit harder.
    I wanted a right analog stick for camera movement, too. Sometimes you just want to stop and take things in, but the camera control in Galaxy was a joke. (Luckily, the automatic stuff works great in terms of getting you to the stars, but I love 3D cameras.)
    I felt the need for camera controls in Galaxy was usually the same as the need for camera controls in SMB3. Sure, it would have been pretty - but the game didn't need it, because 99% of the time you could see what you needed to see just fine.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In no particular order:


    FreeSpace 2: I don't think it's been mentioned by anyone here. My favorite space-sim/shooter. Epic story from the perspective of an ordinary pilot (not some hero character). Makes you feel like you're part iof a bigger universe because between briefings and pilot chatter you have to assemble what's going on. Complex, yet intuitive, controls. Missions that never get boring, and objectives which can change mid-mission.

    The first time I saw a massive capital ship I nearly crapped myself, then I actually did when I got hit by its huge laser.

    Graphics are dated, but still work because the art-style is done so well.

    I'm still hoping that a 3rd game comes out in the not too distant future.


    They expect some pretty Goddamned heroic things out of Alpha 1 and you know it.

    I'd say FS1 belongs there if you want the "ordinary pilot" stance.

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  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    In no particular order:


    FreeSpace 2: I don't think it's been mentioned by anyone here. My favorite space-sim/shooter. Epic story from the perspective of an ordinary pilot (not some hero character). Makes you feel like you're part iof a bigger universe because between briefings and pilot chatter you have to assemble what's going on. Complex, yet intuitive, controls. Missions that never get boring, and objectives which can change mid-mission.

    The first time I saw a massive capital ship I nearly crapped myself, then I actually did when I got hit by its huge laser.

    Graphics are dated, but still work because the art-style is done so well.

    I'm still hoping that a 3rd game comes out in the not too distant future.


    They expect some pretty Goddamned heroic things out of Alpha 1 and you know it.

    I'd say FS1 belongs there if you want the "ordinary pilot" stance.

    ooooh yes, I LOVE FS2. If you think the graphics are dated check out freespace open, it is free, and there is a graphics update mod included.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    In no particular order:


    FreeSpace 2: I don't think it's been mentioned by anyone here. My favorite space-sim/shooter. Epic story from the perspective of an ordinary pilot (not some hero character). Makes you feel like you're part iof a bigger universe because between briefings and pilot chatter you have to assemble what's going on. Complex, yet intuitive, controls. Missions that never get boring, and objectives which can change mid-mission.

    The first time I saw a massive capital ship I nearly crapped myself, then I actually did when I got hit by its huge laser.

    Graphics are dated, but still work because the art-style is done so well.

    I'm still hoping that a 3rd game comes out in the not too distant future.


    They expect some pretty Goddamned heroic things out of Alpha 1 and you know it.

    I'd say FS1 belongs there if you want the "ordinary pilot" stance.

    ooooh yes, I LOVE FS2. If you think the graphics are dated check out freespace open, it is free, and there is a graphics update mod included.

    I uh...


    I kinda made the thread about it. I know exactly what you're talking about.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goldeneye, N64

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I knew instantly he was trying to be a dick

    Hey now, I just wanted to break up the ridiculous bickering.

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MH79 wrote: »
    Oh, and friggin' Rogue Squadron for N64. I wanna play it again, so bad.

    Noooo! There are many elements of that game which can fuck right off. Those undodgeable homing missile bastards being first on the list.

    that game scarred me for life :(

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