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Help Iskander win an iPod Touch (you fuckers)
Iskander
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Okay so how do I sell this to SE++ without being shat upon?
I know, a dumb picture of myself and some moon language will help!
Right so honestly this is a selfish request for help so I can win a contest and get a free ipod touch. If at this point you're already typing up your threadshitting reply, consider instead ignoring this thread.
So there's this marketing trade show thing going on right now in Germany and one the booths (specifically the AOLTimeWarner booth) has a competition going about who can get the most people to go to a website and enter their specific keyword. I have until midnight CET on Sep. 25th to promote my keyword.
To participate, all you have to do is go here: http://www.adtech.de/omd2008, ignore the stupid guy and the weird text and focus your attention instead on the attractive little text box further down that says "Ihr Keyword" above it.
In this text box, enter the following text and submit: volk_a
This will count one impression on my submission. By friday next week I hope to have won this thing with your help, you glorious bastards you. My eternal thanks will be yours as well as the knowledge that you helped me not pay for a cool but overpriced gadget.
I know, a dumb picture of myself and some moon language will help!
Right so honestly this is a selfish request for help so I can win a contest and get a free ipod touch. If at this point you're already typing up your threadshitting reply, consider instead ignoring this thread.
So there's this marketing trade show thing going on right now in Germany and one the booths (specifically the AOLTimeWarner booth) has a competition going about who can get the most people to go to a website and enter their specific keyword. I have until midnight CET on Sep. 25th to promote my keyword.
To participate, all you have to do is go here: http://www.adtech.de/omd2008, ignore the stupid guy and the weird text and focus your attention instead on the attractive little text box further down that says "Ihr Keyword" above it.
In this text box, enter the following text and submit: volk_a
This will count one impression on my submission. By friday next week I hope to have won this thing with your help, you glorious bastards you. My eternal thanks will be yours as well as the knowledge that you helped me not pay for a cool but overpriced gadget.
Thanks so much
(please don't kill me)
(you fags)
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but I'm still gonna shit all over this thread
(I went ahead and submitted for you because you're an ok dude and you at least were very honest and straightforward about it)
you dumb fuck
Does that help?
p.s. i did it
Then it showed me this picture:
Crazy moon language.
are you comfortable with the fact that you are cheating Iskander, and that you have a weird ginger face?
sure. hell, i'll send you 50
but eh
not really. it's demonstrating forum communities as a way to gain the trust needed to succesfully promote products and services
on an unrelated note, why not try a coke? the world's best cola! available at all local outlets.
I bet the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe is doing much better today than some other banks we know. :winky:
shit, i'll run out and get one right fucking now!
not really, no
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fuck coal, let's use the twenties' deutschmark:
no because they have a weird thing set up that prevents that from being counted
otherwise, i could have just used my access to a whole network of adservers at work to link all current campaigns to my site for half an hour or so and win this hands down
what, all 30 minutes?
http://www.adtech.de/omd2008?keyword=volk_a
for ease of use
you could edit this into the first post
tossrock see above
that sucks. those sly germans.
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sup hommie
homebrew
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