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[miniphalla] THE MegaSixtyPhalla - NIGHT 6 - BAD GUYZ SEEZE DA NIGHT! BETA TEST OVER!

The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Critical Failures
WELCOME TO THE MEGA64


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The villianous Dr. Poque

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has decided for a lager test of his insidious Mega64 gaming system. A system that downloads games directly into the human mind. For this large scale test, Dr. Poque has captured even more test subjects to run his prototype on. Of course for the best results, The mad doctor has decided to travel into the Mega64 for the first time ever. Horatio and Marcus, his bumbling roommates....


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Yo, Poquito, no need for name calling.

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YEAH SON, YOU GOTTA RESPECT!

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Fine, let me get back to my speach. Dr. Poque's roomates bugged him to tag along. But inside the machine they well be like gods! No one else had the power! No one would be able to stop them!!!!!! AHHH HAHAHAHA!!!!

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Um, actually Poquito. We though that joo didnt invite any cool dude or ladies, so we got some cool people. But they said they like, um, were gonna swear bloody vengance angainst you or something. Yeah, they were pissed.

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So there are people here who can stop my master plan, is what you are saying?

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Pretty much.


I hate you Horatio.


--THE GAME--

Each night You will cast a vote to disconnect someone from the Mega64. Cast your votes by redening a name (i.e. !The_Reflection) PErson with the most votes will be disconnected at the ned of the night.

Nights end at 8pm Pacific Standard Time!


Also, by signing up you have signed a non-disclosure agreement with the mega64 and promise not to talk about the expirament to anyone not involved (I.E. probably not a good idea to talk to the dead, but you never know)

----PLAYER LIST----
11 Toxic Toys - Male
20 VThornheart - Male
BACK FROM THE DEAD) Shamus


---KILLS---

NIGHT 1
FreeAgent - Random Beta Tester - Hit by a truck
TheLawinator - Sexy64 Member - Hammer through the Head
WildCat - Random Beta Tester - Dr. Poque threw him to the sharks

NIGHT 2
WeatheredClown - Rocco - Went down the Hard Way
Burnage - Jessse The Man-Snake - Horatio tripped over his power cord
Ryadic - Thark The Man-Possum WINNER!

NIGHT 3
Warban - Frankie.JPG - Blue Shell explosion
MacGuffin - The Wizard - Own Magic Backfire
B:L - Tommy Tallarico - Ejected by Poque
Quoth - Tr1gg3r S3r1ou5 - Unplugged by Horatio
Shamus - Derrick - Marcus pushed him off a cliff

NIGHT 4
Infidel - Random Beta Tester - Too skanky for his/her own good.
CJ Iwakura - Sexy64 Member - Marcus unplugged his spine.
Durex - Random Beta Tester - Horatio poured some acid on her face, it was gross.

NIGHT 5
CrimsonCoyote - Horatio - Went to go get some Burger King
MundaneSoul - Nicholas Cage - Outed Horatio, so Horatio outed his brains.
TheTheRoo - Gunther Galipot - No one calls Horatio a Moron

NIGHT 6
El Skid - Dr. Poque - Logged out after being exposed
UnearthlyStew - Shawn - Betrayed by a zombie
Rainfall - Random Beta Tester - Inactivity
JPants - Garrett - Sword through the face region
WildPantha - Random Beta Tester - Sporked through the heart, and Toxic Toys was to blame

This NOW a 24 player mini game. Its gonna go hard and fast. post !sign up to get it.



Also Due to the nature of the server, Dr. Pogue will alow you to pick the sex of the video game character you will be in the Mega64. Please specify if you would like to be a Male or Female (or transgendered) character for your flavor text, it may or may not be important.

GAME ON SON!!!

SYSOP wrote: »

"The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
"He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sign up

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll !sign up at a high price.

    I don't think M64 has ever done a skit with female characters, so, male.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Please sir, when are vote close times?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vote are closed when there are 26 people signed up, but i'll take reserved after that.

    ALSO!! People please put the gender you want for you avatar inside the mega64, this is important.

    or is it?

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    Edit: I would like a Male Character.

    MacGuffin on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hmm...
    I'll !reserve up pheMAAAAAAAAIL

    EDIT: Decided to reserve...

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vote are closed when there are 26 people signed up, but i'll take reserved after that.

    ALSO!! People please put the gender you want for you avatar inside the mega64, this is important.

    or is it?

    I think he meant "What time is the cutoff for actions and voting-to-kill each night?"

    crimsoncoyote on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Interesting, so votes will close at a time determined by when the signup ends?

    Okay, I'll give it a shot. I will also continue my tralla ways (female!)

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    Phallariffic!

    ninja edit: I have boy parts.

    MundaneSoul on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vote are closed when there are 26 people signed up, but i'll take reserved after that.

    ALSO!! People please put the gender you want for you avatar inside the mega64, this is important.

    or is it?

    I think he meant "What time is the cutoff for actions and voting-to-kill each night?"

    This is indeed what I meant.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vote are closed when there are 26 people signed up, but i'll take reserved after that.

    ALSO!! People please put the gender you want for you avatar inside the mega64, this is important.

    or is it?

    I think he meant "What time is the cutoff for actions and voting-to-kill each night?"

    oooooooooooooooooooh

    i'll up date the op

    EDIT: OP updated.

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I didn't see that we get to pick a gender. Can we be transgender?

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Name me one transgendered video game character, and then sure.

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Birdo.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bridget.

    Burnage on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The redhead from Final Fight.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    fuck, okay TG is a valid choice

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up. As Bridget.

    Burnage on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Name me one transgendered video game character, and then sure.

    Here you go.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    According to the book All About Capcom Head to Head Fighting Games, the characters were originally planned to be female, but were changed to male transvestites (or more specifically "newhalfs"[7]) due to the suggestion that "hitting women was considered rude" in America.[8]

    Ryadic on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up. Mail.

    B:L on
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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    fuck, okay TG is a valid choice

    Oh yes, this will be awesome!

    Ryadic on
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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up Male

    JPants on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So this basically has the potential to be a Mini Phalla of Ultimate Destiny.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Reserve me if you will. Looks like I might be dead in the main phalla tonight.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    So this basically has the potential to be a Mini Phalla of Ultimate Destiny.

    Super Smash Phalla

    MacGuffin on
  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up for me: male

    weatheredclown on
    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    B:L, what the fuck is your avatar?

    Ryadic on
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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    So this basically has the potential to be a Mini Phalla of Ultimate Destiny.

    No, the characters are just goint to be flavor basically. Everyone will get real roles based on Mega64 the show

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    B:L, what the fuck is your avatar?

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    Dragon Half.

    B:L on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up Female

    two, two phallas i am in

    ah ah ah

    Quoth on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we are ten people strong, just 16 more to start game!

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll sign up as male

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll male up

    Do I have to choose a character?

    Thetheroo on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll just Fully Sign Up Female.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll be a manly man.

    Shamus on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »

    Do I have to choose a character?

    no, i'll give you one. Its only really gonna be there so peoples can post in character for fun and ambiance

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so it's a mini-phalla with mega in the name...

    :)

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »

    Do I have to choose a character?

    no, i'll give you one. Its only really gonna be there so peoples can post in character for fun and ambiance

    If I choose one, do I get it?

    Thetheroo on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »

    Do I have to choose a character?

    no, i'll give you one. Its only really gonna be there so peoples can post in character for fun and ambiance

    If I choose one, do I get it?

    I will neither confirm or deny, but you can request away.

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »

    Do I have to choose a character?

    no, i'll give you one. Its only really gonna be there so peoples can post in character for fun and ambiance

    If I choose one, do I get it?

    I will neither confirm or deny, but you can request away.

    Then I request The Nameless One.

    I cannot die, and therefore win this Phalla immediately.

    Thetheroo on
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