Vote for !Unearthly Stew. I mean it, from the bottom of my gun lovin', woman abusing, sunglasses-wearing, chauvinistic stereotyped heart. Something ain't right about that chick.
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
What's up with you, VThornheart? Do you have some sort of victory condition to get rid of all the females?
And to all you big man-types...those of us with boobs could use some help with our piggish friend over here.
What's up with you, VThornheart? Do you have some sort of victory condition to get rid of all the females?
And to all you big man-types...those of us with boobs could use some help with our piggish friend over here.
I'm the duke, and the Duke doesn't have to answer to no dame.
(ooc: Actually, I legitimately am suspicious of Unearthly Stew after what happened yesterday... but I'm using my character's chauvinism as a roleplaying way of speaking up about it.
All silly roleplaying aside [and I do feel guilty about the chauvinism... it's not my bag outside of roleplaying the character ], the fact that she "fake outed" Infidel makes me very suspicious. He was on our team, and I find it highly suspicious that she posted that PM claiming he was guilty.)
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
If I have fought you this entire phalla and you turn out to be evil, VT... I'll feel like someone who fights people alot for no reason.
You know who also speaks Russian? Dirty Communists. I have in my hand a printed report that says that crimsoncoyote is evil.
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I dare you to argue against this flawless logic.
The WilDPanthA05-ster hates those dirty commies because they are un-American! Look at what I did to Nikolia Volkov! In this instance though, I gotta vote for you !Unearthly Stew because you outed a fellow American and deceived us all! If you weren't a woman, I'd challenge you to a Texas Bull-Rope match!!!
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
The Hulkster knows what's going on. The rest of you need to start eating your vitamins and all that other shit he blabs on about.
Seriously, are you all playing on the same Mega64 we are? That chick pretended to out Infidel. If that's not evil, I don't know what is. I'm not even just saying that because she didn't ride the Duke train.
Look, all Infidel had to do was say "Hamster Salad." That was the code word(s) the he and I had agreed on before we started our little session, but no he had to go all the way. Well, I tell you, that's the last time I play the part of dominatrix.
Listen, I think we all know that the Duke is just sexually frustrated. Maybe even a little bit of confusion. Don't worry, VT, it happens to many guys. Just try some expirimentation. It would probably be best to do it while there are still women in the game. You wouldn't want a complete sausage fest, would you?
Oh, and !JPants, make sure to eat those vitamins so you can get pythons as big as me someday!!! And if those are the "special" vitamins, make sure you don't forget who helped you out :winky:
Listen, I think we all know that the Duke is just sexually frustrated. Maybe even a little bit of confusion. Don't worry, VT, it happens to many guys. Just try some expirimentation. It would probably be best to do it while there are still women in the game. You wouldn't want a complete sausage fest, would you?
I'm off to bake a cake. Toodles!
Are you bribing me with sex, Princess?
I don't need it that bad. You only get one shot to ride this stallion. Duke's guns'll get greased up by Rainfall before this is all over anyways. :winky: She doesn't know it yet, but she will. Besides, I've still got a "special kiss" coming to me from El Skid. Depending on where this kiss is being planted, I could be a very satisfied man indeed.
Listen, I think we all know that the Duke is just sexually frustrated. Maybe even a little bit of confusion. Don't worry, VT, it happens to many guys. Just try some expirimentation. It would probably be best to do it while there are still women in the game. You wouldn't want a complete sausage fest, would you?
I'm off to bake a cake. Toodles!
Are you bribing me with sex, Princess?
I don't need it that bad. You only get one shot to ride this stallion. Duke's guns'll get greased up by Rainfall before this is all over anyways. :winky: She doesn't know it yet, but she will. Besides, I've still got a "special kiss" coming to me from El Skid. Depending on where this kiss is being planted, I could be a very satisfied man indeed.
No, I'm saying that by trying to vote us ladytypes off, you're only setting yourself up for some man-lovin'.
So which is it, Duke, are you a catcher, or a pitcher?
Duke feels very uncomfortable about this line of questioning. Duke hopes that you haven't dug up any records of his freshman year experimentation.
Duke just realized that he's saying his internal monologue aloud. This is... rather embarrassing for the Duke.
...
You're gonna pay for that!
And Duke's not voting all the lovely ladies off. In fact, Duke's a fan of the ladies. Duke's not going to vote El Skid off, as there's some action been promised. The Duke's on the fence about Rainfall, but that whole pouty thing gets the Duke going so she can stick around.
You, on the other hand, have turned down the Duke's advances, AND as the Hulkster pointed out, you're a dirty liar that killed one of our own.
(Duke snaps to attention and back into persona, trying his best to forget the quivering puddle of sexually confused jell-o that Unearthly Stew had just turned him into. He punches Hulkster in the arm in an awkward display of masculinity.)
Watch who you're talking about, Hulkster. The Duke doesn't remember making a homosexual reveal. The Duke doesn't know what you're talking about.
The Duke's all man, baby, as any lady can attest!
(Grimaces at Unearthly Stew, grinding his teeth as he speaks) Well, most ladies...
(Shakes his head) Hulkster, we need to hit the strip club. NOW. Grab your shit, I need some pixel action.
[Out Of Character Disclaimer... again ]
(ooc: If the roleplaying feels too over the top or if I'm offending anyone, just let me know and I'll tone it down.
With a combination of my role and the character my role is playing in the Mega64, he roleplays a bit... rough. But I'm only looking to entertain with my roleplaying, so if anyone feels offended by anything just PM or post it to me, and I'll cut it out.
The actions and words of Duke in no way reflect how I actually feel on any positions regarding women, transgenders, and alternative sexual preferences... just making sure that's 100% clear as I roleplay this... controversial character. Sometimes it's entertaining to roleplay as the polar opposite of your normal comfort zone... so I've found it interesting to do, but I don't want to offend anyone or give anyone the wrong idea. )
[/Out of Character Disclaimer... again ]
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Toxic ToysAre you really taking my advice?Really?Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
OK I've changed my mind and Unearthly Stew
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Sitting in the Mega64 Strip Club, Duke held his head in his hands as a pixelated vixen shook what her mama gave her in front of his face. He waved her off dismissively. "Can't you see I'm thinking here? Get that thing outta my face!"
The girl flipped him off as she moved on to another patron. Duke muttered to himself, unamused and distracted. "What is... what is going on? I can't even watch that squared-off booty shake. What has she done to me?"
Suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared behind him, and began to whisper in his ear. The voice sounded familiar, but muffled... as if the person speaking was trying to hold back a natural accent.
"Don't vote for Unearthly Stew."
Duke started to turn around, so he could see who it was behind him. "What the -"
"- Change your vote right now. Do it." The voice said.
"Why the hell should I do that, after everything she's done to me?" Duke asked. "I hate that no good woman. I bet she couldn't even make me a pie if she wanted to. What good is she to anyone?"
"Vote for CrimsonCoyote. It may be the only way to save us..." The voice said, and then trailed off as the shadowy figure ran out of the VIP room.
"Hmm... okay. I feel like a total sucker, but I'll vote for !CrimsonCoyote. If this turns out to be a scam, so help me..." Duke muttered, and continued to contemplate with only the backbeat of the techno music in the background. "That chick better give me some damn good service if she lives through the day because of me..."
Don't go jibber jabberin' to me pinko. I don't understand a lick of what you said, but I think I might know what you're tryin' to say.
If the guy that told me not to vote for Unearthly Stew is lying, we can just stomp him tomorrow... and then we'll have two dead bad guys. Let God sort 'em out.
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GAME SAVE ANIME SNAKE ANECDOTE
Daisy... told you about that? Hey, that wasn't my fault, I was under a lot of stress!
Hey, don't change the subject! You're bad, missy. Bad to the bone.
You're too ugly to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway.
And to all you big man-types...those of us with boobs could use some help with our piggish friend over here.
Also: EPIC REVEAL!!!
With Infidels passing I believe I can now safely say that
!UnearthlyStew
!Crimsoncoyote.
I'm the duke, and the Duke doesn't have to answer to no dame.
(ooc: Actually, I legitimately am suspicious of Unearthly Stew after what happened yesterday... but I'm using my character's chauvinism as a roleplaying way of speaking up about it.
All silly roleplaying aside [and I do feel guilty about the chauvinism... it's not my bag outside of roleplaying the character ], the fact that she "fake outed" Infidel makes me very suspicious. He was on our team, and I find it highly suspicious that she posted that PM claiming he was guilty.)
!crimsoncoyote, I guess?
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I dare you to argue against this flawless logic.
The WilDPanthA05-ster hates those dirty commies because they are un-American! Look at what I did to Nikolia Volkov! In this instance though, I gotta vote for you !Unearthly Stew because you outed a fellow American and deceived us all! If you weren't a woman, I'd challenge you to a Texas Bull-Rope match!!!
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Seriously, are you all playing on the same Mega64 we are? That chick pretended to out Infidel. If that's not evil, I don't know what is. I'm not even just saying that because she didn't ride the Duke train.
Look, all Infidel had to do was say "Hamster Salad." That was the code word(s) the he and I had agreed on before we started our little session, but no he had to go all the way. Well, I tell you, that's the last time I play the part of dominatrix.
Also: It's not deciet if you yell surprise first.
I'm off to bake a cake. Toodles!
Are you bribing me with sex, Princess?
I don't need it that bad. You only get one shot to ride this stallion. Duke's guns'll get greased up by Rainfall before this is all over anyways. :winky: She doesn't know it yet, but she will. Besides, I've still got a "special kiss" coming to me from El Skid. Depending on where this kiss is being planted, I could be a very satisfied man indeed.
No, I'm saying that by trying to vote us ladytypes off, you're only setting yourself up for some man-lovin'.
So which is it, Duke, are you a catcher, or a pitcher?
Duke just realized that he's saying his internal monologue aloud. This is... rather embarrassing for the Duke.
...
You're gonna pay for that!
And Duke's not voting all the lovely ladies off. In fact, Duke's a fan of the ladies. Duke's not going to vote El Skid off, as there's some action been promised. The Duke's on the fence about Rainfall, but that whole pouty thing gets the Duke going so she can stick around.
You, on the other hand, have turned down the Duke's advances, AND as the Hulkster pointed out, you're a dirty liar that killed one of our own.
His... (sniff) his name was Joe, and...
... and... ...
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(Duke's cheeks turn red with anger and embarrassment)
Hey, shut your pie hole! I've had enough of your confusing manipulation. You're getting me all sorts of confused.
G-g... go get me a sandwich! Go on, get out of here! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
(He points a trembling finger away from Unearthly Stew, and then runs away covering his eyes)
I think my roleplaying unintentionally silences the room. Sorry about that. )
Well brotttttther, the WilDPanthA05-ster doesn't know how to take your epic psuedo closet-homosexual reveal. Are you pushin' for a face turn???
Watch who you're talking about, Hulkster. The Duke doesn't remember making a homosexual reveal. The Duke doesn't know what you're talking about.
The Duke's all man, baby, as any lady can attest!
(Grimaces at Unearthly Stew, grinding his teeth as he speaks) Well, most ladies...
(Shakes his head) Hulkster, we need to hit the strip club. NOW. Grab your shit, I need some pixel action.
[Out Of Character Disclaimer... again ]
With a combination of my role and the character my role is playing in the Mega64, he roleplays a bit... rough. But I'm only looking to entertain with my roleplaying, so if anyone feels offended by anything just PM or post it to me, and I'll cut it out.
The actions and words of Duke in no way reflect how I actually feel on any positions regarding women, transgenders, and alternative sexual preferences... just making sure that's 100% clear as I roleplay this... controversial character. Sometimes it's entertaining to roleplay as the polar opposite of your normal comfort zone... so I've found it interesting to do, but I don't want to offend anyone or give anyone the wrong idea. )
US(4)- VT, CC, WP05, TT
CC(4)- JPants, US, TTR, Skid
Crimsoncoyote
Sitting in the Mega64 Strip Club, Duke held his head in his hands as a pixelated vixen shook what her mama gave her in front of his face. He waved her off dismissively. "Can't you see I'm thinking here? Get that thing outta my face!"
The girl flipped him off as she moved on to another patron. Duke muttered to himself, unamused and distracted. "What is... what is going on? I can't even watch that squared-off booty shake. What has she done to me?"
Suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared behind him, and began to whisper in his ear. The voice sounded familiar, but muffled... as if the person speaking was trying to hold back a natural accent.
"Don't vote for Unearthly Stew."
Duke started to turn around, so he could see who it was behind him. "What the -"
"- Change your vote right now. Do it." The voice said.
"Why the hell should I do that, after everything she's done to me?" Duke asked. "I hate that no good woman. I bet she couldn't even make me a pie if she wanted to. What good is she to anyone?"
"Vote for CrimsonCoyote. It may be the only way to save us..." The voice said, and then trailed off as the shadowy figure ran out of the VIP room.
"Hmm... okay. I feel like a total sucker, but I'll vote for !CrimsonCoyote. If this turns out to be a scam, so help me..." Duke muttered, and continued to contemplate with only the backbeat of the techno music in the background. "That chick better give me some damn good service if she lives through the day because of me..."
If the guy that told me not to vote for Unearthly Stew is lying, we can just stomp him tomorrow... and then we'll have two dead bad guys. Let God sort 'em out.