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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Don't go jibber jabberin' to me pinko.

    Mr. T?

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, Duke! I knew you'd come around! I just knew it! Now we can finally start making wedding arrangements! Oh there's just so much to do! First, we need to figure out the best location, no wait firstweneedtofigureoutthepropertimethenIthinkweoughttopickcolorsquiteobvioiuslywe'llbehavingpinkasthemaincolorohmythenI'llhavetoletMariodowneasyfromthereI'llhavetofindafloristandinvitealltheguestsbeforeyouknowitwe'llhavelittlePeachesandDukesrunningaround,wewillhavetofindaplacetolive,wecouldusemycastleofcourse,butthat'sjustnoplaceforaproperupbringingwhatwithenchantedpaintingsanddailybowserbombingshappeningwhatifLilDukingtonIIweretogethurtyoudon'thavemedicalinsuranceandthechacellorstillcontrolsallofmyassets...

    Peach rambles on into the wee hours of the morning. Not too many people are getting sleep this night.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Серьезно, грузовик с оркестром на мне когда я не смогу ответить в PORD, и теперь голосующ меня в этом? Вы ванты полностью не холодны.
    Seriously, a bandwagon on me when I cannot respond in PORD, and now voting me off in this? You guys are totally not cool.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Серьезно, грузовик с оркестром на мне когда я не смогу ответить в PORD, и теперь голосующ меня в этом? Вы ванты полностью не холодны.
    Seriously, a bandwagon on me when I cannot respond in PORD, and now voting me off in this? You guys are totally not cool.

    Comparing the two might-a not be the best-a idea. You-a turned up evil over there.

    JPants on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    QUICK, SOMEONE GET A GUARD ON ME!

    Thetheroo on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, I'm probably out tonight.

    Someone should be replacing me though...........

    Thetheroo on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    Серьезно, грузовик с оркестром на мне когда я не смогу ответить в PORD, и теперь голосующ меня в этом? Вы ванты полностью не холодны.
    Seriously, a bandwagon on me when I cannot respond in PORD, and now voting me off in this? You guys are totally not cool.

    Comparing the two might-a not be the best-a idea. You-a turned up evil over there.

    Terrible justeefeecation for voteeng for me, imo. Also, I'm dyeeng to the vote here tonight anyvay.

    EDEET: So eet's not like compareeng them matters. /GUEELTGUEELTGUEELT

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I get the feeling I'm going on the chopping block as well. Anyone care to enlighten me if I am?

    Unearthly Stew on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NIGHT 5 - RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

    Dr. Poque's voice crackled to life over the loud speaker.

    "All right my test subjects, Who have you decide to throw to the zombies?"

    Unearthly Stew spoke up, "We are gonna send CrimsonCoyote in."

    "Um, are your sure?" Asked Poque. "Why don't you go instead. Come on, it'll be fun."

    "No, " US answered back, "I think CC will be going."

    "Hey, Poquito, " ytelled back CC, "Yo u didn't say anything about zombies in here."

    "Horatio shut up!, I mean, um you there random beta tester CC was it, you dont have to go."

    "Okay, thats totally Horatio," MundaneSoul slyly retorted. Then Horatio shot him in the face.

    "Yo they found me out Poquito, i'm gonna go log out and get some Burger King."


    Just then TheTheRoo Jumped up. "Hey guys, I think I can raise the dead. Wheres Shamus' body?"
    TTR ran through some coridors to his lifeless corpse and laid his hands upon him. Suddenly, Shamus breathed life once again. He looked a litte peturbed.

    "Dude, I was totally in heaven with 72 virgins, "said Shamus.

    "Oh, "answered back TTR, "yeah well we totally need your help. We just got the moron Horati..."

    Then Horatio blew TheTheRoo's brains out all over Shamus.

    "Okay, now i'm going to Burger King."



    JPants picked up the Sabritones.

    Vote tonight on who gets sent into Burgertime

    --REBIRTHS--
    Shamus


    ---DEATHS---
    CrimsonCoyote - Horatio - Went to go get some Burger King
    MundaneSoul - Nicholas Cage - Outed Horatio, so Horatio outed his brains.
    TheTheRoo - Gunther Galipot - No one calls Horatio a Moron

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I never even got to epic reveal.

    :(

    Thetheroo on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oOoOOoooOOo

    Oh noes, you gotted me!

    oOooOOoOOoo

    crimsoncoyote on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Time for an EPIC REVEAL:

    I am Shawn the senior beta tester. I have the power of sight! (That's being able to see things holmes.)
    That being said, I think I found a way out! And that is to kill Dr. Porque. Guess who that is! It's El Skid!

    ---

    As a side note, I like the normal sized colon at the end of my epic sized "L"

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ummm...no.

    I'm in no way evil, Mr. almost-ate-the-vote-and-wants-to-win-the-game-now.

    EPIC REVEAL!

    I'm a beta tester. You have no reason not to vote me out...except that I'm telling you that this guy is lying and wants us to die.

    El Skid on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    P'shaw to that good sir, I'm one of the senior beta testers, and I've never seen your mug around here.

    P'shaw, and good day to you, sir.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Now you've gone and made me work.

    So it looks like the bad guys' kills have gone as follows (raw kills counted, including ones that were guarded):

    Day 1- 2 kills
    Day 2- 2 kills
    Day 3- 4 kills
    Day 4- 2 kills
    Day 5- 2 kills
    Day 6?

    If the bad guys have 4 kills again today, there are 8 people alive, presumably 2 of which are evil.

    So if you can be sure of voting off a good guy, kill 4... thats 5 dead, 2 evil, 1 good/neutral- bad guys win today, even if one guard goes through (one vote, 3 dead, 2 evil 2 good/neutral).

    Is that your game, villain?

    El Skid on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    (Duke is blasted senseless by a wall of words from Peach)

    Whoa, whoa, whoa little lady. No chick can tie me down. Duke's a gift to every woman. But you can borrow me for a little while if you like. :winky:

    Looks like your shadowy friend was tellin' the truth about you. That's good, because I was gonna have to tear off both your heads and shit down your throats if you were lying.

    Now, answer me one thing Princess, before we start up the Duke Train's engine again: why'd you out Infidel if you could see 'em? It's not making any sense, and you're not getting any from the Duke until you speak up. I mean it, you can beg and plead all night, you ain't gettin' any until you tell me what the hell that was all about.

    The other thing in conflict here is that El Skid wanted to give me her "special kiss". I'm still waitin' for that, so I don't know if I want her dead. I'll sleep on it.

    In the meantime, go get me a sandwich.

    VThornheart on
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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Now you've gone and made me work.

    So it looks like the bad guys' kills have gone as follows (raw kills counted, including ones that were guarded):

    Day 1- 2 kills
    Day 2- 2 kills
    Day 3- 4 kills
    Day 4- 2 kills
    Day 5- 2 kills
    Day 6?

    If the bad guys have 4 kills again today, there are 8 people alive, presumably 2 of which are evil.

    So if you can be sure of voting off a good guy, kill 4... thats 5 dead, 2 evil, 1 good/neutral- bad guys win today, even if one guard goes through (one vote, 3 dead, 2 evil 2 good/neutral).

    Is that your game, villain?

    Thanks for revealing your plan, Porque.

    ---

    Apologies go out to Infidel, but really, someone needs to die by bandwagon everyday, and, to a seer, it might as well be an unknown. At that point the network was still growing, so I made a wager, I knew who wasn't evil, and that's all I had to work with. I didn't think everyone would pile on it with a PM exchange so absurd.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ahh... I guess that makes sense. I mean, given the fact that you're a woman and thus are unable to make rational decisions.

    It's okay, you go cook us menfolk a turkey and we'll forget all about it.

    !El Skid, we had a great time. You were good. Not as good as me, but you were good. Hopefully you'll cherish the time you spent with me in your remaining hours.

    One more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Woah, I'm back.

    Shamus on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Welcome back, Shamus! It's ass kicking time.

    VThornheart on
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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !El Skid, You's-a gonna die!

    JPants on
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !El Skid, looks like time has run out for you brother in the Iron Man Match of life. Sorry, but there won't be a rematch, instead it looks like you're gettin' the big boot!

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!

    El Skid on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!

    Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?

    Unearthly Stew on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!

    Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?

    I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.

    El Skid on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!

    Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?

    I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.

    Ah so it looks like we have one more of your lackies to kill. Who is it Dr. Poque? Name names, and you might just live another night!

    Unearthly Stew on
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ooooOOOoooOOOoo

    Good luck beta testers!

    ooOOOoooOOOoooo

    MundaneSoul on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!

    Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?

    I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.

    Ah so it looks like we have one more of your lackies to kill. Who is it Dr. Poque? Name names, and you might just live another night!

    You shouldn't call me that. Your real master might get upset at you.

    El Skid on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dodging the question is for evil people, like Sarah Palin. Are you then claiming to be Sarah Palin, El Skid?

    Unearthly Stew on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dodging the question is for evil people, like Sarah Palin. Are you then claiming to be Sarah Palin, El Skid?

    I grow weary of your insidious taunts, evil one. Hopefully I am avenged for the base lies you have spun in my general direction. Apparently my attempts to evade your (weak-seeming) attack have failed, and you will have the opportunity to FINISH ME.

    I didn't even get to use the kiss of death on VT, either :(

    El Skid on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    (Gets out of earshot of UnearthlyStew)

    Hey, El Skid, about that "special kiss"... I think we need to get into that action before we brutally kill you.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid, I'm not bying it. So you have to go Dr. Porque.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    (Gets out of earshot of UnearthlyStew)

    Hey, El Skid, about that "special kiss"... I think we need to get into that action before we brutally kill you.

    Perhaps we can meet in the afterlife, once the bad guys are done finishing the rest of us off. :(

    El Skid on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's a date.

    Even in the afterlife, Duke's got action lined up for him. Hot.

    VThornheart on
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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NIGHT 6 - BAD GUYZ SEEZE DA NIGHT! BETA TEST COMPLETE. RELEASE DATE, IMMEDIATLY!


    "Well my peons, " tonight concludes the beta test. "With the information from this test tonight, I will finally have all the data I need to perfect the Mega64. Then I will release it on an unsuspecting public, and rule the WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    Unearthly Stew turned around to El Skid, microphone in hand.

    "Dr. Poque?" Asked US, "Dude, try hiding the microphone better next time. Now we all voted and why don't you play the game tonight?"

    "Why don't you make me?" Answered back Poque as he logged everyone out of the game . "None of you left have any real power outside the Mega64."

    "Oh yeah, didn't you see that Derrick AKA Shamus came back to life last night, and now he's gonna murder the shit out of you."

    The Semi-rotted corpse of Shamus shambled up beside US.

    "Shamus, that's Dr. Poque right there. He's evil, hes the one who did this to you."

    "really, " said Shamus. "Well then I know what to do."

    Shamus looked El Skid cold in the eyes, and turned around and mauled UnearthlyStew's face off. While bashing open his skull to get to the juciy brains inside, Shamus retorted, "oh did I mention i'm a bad guy now?"

    The only people left were JPants, VThornheart, WildPantha, Toxic Toys and Rainfall. Unfortunetly, Rainfall hadnt been playing for a couple days, Everyone found out why, she had had a heart attack while straped in.

    So the only people left were JPants, VThornheart, WildPantha, and Toxic Toys. That was until Toxic Toys ripped of his mask, exposing himself as Marus and immediatly shanked JPants and WildPantha Directly in the face. It wa really messy.

    That left VT vs Shamus and Toxic Toys. VT looked them dead in the eye, and with the gusto of the ballsyest action hero on the planet, promptly gave up and begged for his life.


    The Bad Dudes had sucessfully taken out pretty much all the good guys, and Dr. Poque had gathered enough data to release the Mega64, he enslaved humanity, and used his new found power to finally lose his virginity.


    El Skid - Dr. Poque - Logged out after being exposed
    UnearthlyStew - Shawn - Betrayed by a zombie
    Rainfall - Random Beta Tester - Inactivity
    JPants - Garrett - Sword through the face region
    WildPantha - Random Beta Tester - Sporked through the heart, and Toxic Toys was to blame



    BAD DUDES WIN

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahah*gasp*haha!

    Good work, my peons!

    El Skid on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also- The vigilante coming back from the dead and jumping ship was...unexpected.

    El Skid on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ouch....

    So it was Toxic Toys all along?

    I did NOT see that coming.

    But El Skid WAS Dr. Poque as well? I still didn't really believe UnearthlyStew, even to the end. I guess it wasn't enough to save us.

    Good try guys, we gave it our best shot. =)

    And again, I apologize if any of my roleplaying was over the top. =) It was fun, but I hope it didn't offend anyone. =)

    VThornheart on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dude, not cool that when I brought someone back to life they were evil.

    NOT COOL.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also, El Skid, you evil bastard! =);)

    Good game Reflection, it was entertaining, even if we did get our asses handed to us. ;) lol =)

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