Oh, Duke! I knew you'd come around! I just knew it! Now we can finally start making wedding arrangements! Oh there's just so much to do! First, we need to figure out the best location, no wait firstweneedtofigureoutthepropertimethenIthinkweoughttopickcolorsquiteobvioiuslywe'llbehavingpinkasthemaincolorohmythenI'llhavetoletMariodowneasyfromthereI'llhavetofindafloristandinvitealltheguestsbeforeyouknowitwe'llhavelittlePeachesandDukesrunningaround,wewillhavetofindaplacetolive,wecouldusemycastleofcourse,butthat'sjustnoplaceforaproperupbringingwhatwithenchantedpaintingsanddailybowserbombingshappeningwhatifLilDukingtonIIweretogethurtyoudon'thavemedicalinsuranceandthechacellorstillcontrolsallofmyassets...
Peach rambles on into the wee hours of the morning. Not too many people are getting sleep this night.
Dr. Poque's voice crackled to life over the loud speaker.
"All right my test subjects, Who have you decide to throw to the zombies?"
Unearthly Stew spoke up, "We are gonna send CrimsonCoyote in."
"Um, are your sure?" Asked Poque. "Why don't you go instead. Come on, it'll be fun."
"No, " US answered back, "I think CC will be going."
"Hey, Poquito, " ytelled back CC, "Yo u didn't say anything about zombies in here."
"Horatio shut up!, I mean, um you there random beta tester CC was it, you dont have to go."
"Okay, thats totally Horatio," MundaneSoul slyly retorted. Then Horatio shot him in the face.
"Yo they found me out Poquito, i'm gonna go log out and get some Burger King."
Just then TheTheRoo Jumped up. "Hey guys, I think I can raise the dead. Wheres Shamus' body?"
TTR ran through some coridors to his lifeless corpse and laid his hands upon him. Suddenly, Shamus breathed life once again. He looked a litte peturbed.
"Dude, I was totally in heaven with 72 virgins, "said Shamus.
"Oh, "answered back TTR, "yeah well we totally need your help. We just got the moron Horati..."
Then Horatio blew TheTheRoo's brains out all over Shamus.
"Okay, now i'm going to Burger King."
JPants picked up the Sabritones.
Vote tonight on who gets sent into Burgertime
--REBIRTHS-- Shamus
---DEATHS--- CrimsonCoyote - Horatio - Went to go get some Burger King MundaneSoul - Nicholas Cage - Outed Horatio, so Horatio outed his brains. TheTheRoo - Gunther Galipot - No one calls Horatio a Moron
I am Shawn the senior beta tester. I have the power of sight! (That's being able to see things holmes.)
That being said, I think I found a way out! And that is to kill Dr. Porque. Guess who that is! It's El Skid!
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As a side note, I like the normal sized colon at the end of my epic sized "L"
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Ummm...no.
I'm in no way evil, Mr. almost-ate-the-vote-and-wants-to-win-the-game-now.
EPIC REVEAL!
I'm a beta tester. You have no reason not to vote me out...except that I'm telling you that this guy is lying and wants us to die.
P'shaw to that good sir, I'm one of the senior beta testers, and I've never seen your mug around here.
P'shaw, and good day to you, sir.
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Now you've gone and made me work.
So it looks like the bad guys' kills have gone as follows (raw kills counted, including ones that were guarded):
Day 1- 2 kills
Day 2- 2 kills
Day 3- 4 kills
Day 4- 2 kills
Day 5- 2 kills
Day 6?
If the bad guys have 4 kills again today, there are 8 people alive, presumably 2 of which are evil.
So if you can be sure of voting off a good guy, kill 4... thats 5 dead, 2 evil, 1 good/neutral- bad guys win today, even if one guard goes through (one vote, 3 dead, 2 evil 2 good/neutral).
(Duke is blasted senseless by a wall of words from Peach)
Whoa, whoa, whoa little lady. No chick can tie me down. Duke's a gift to every woman. But you can borrow me for a little while if you like. :winky:
Looks like your shadowy friend was tellin' the truth about you. That's good, because I was gonna have to tear off both your heads and shit down your throats if you were lying.
Now, answer me one thing Princess, before we start up the Duke Train's engine again: why'd you out Infidel if you could see 'em? It's not making any sense, and you're not getting any from the Duke until you speak up. I mean it, you can beg and plead all night, you ain't gettin' any until you tell me what the hell that was all about.
The other thing in conflict here is that El Skid wanted to give me her "special kiss". I'm still waitin' for that, so I don't know if I want her dead. I'll sleep on it.
So it looks like the bad guys' kills have gone as follows (raw kills counted, including ones that were guarded):
Day 1- 2 kills
Day 2- 2 kills
Day 3- 4 kills
Day 4- 2 kills
Day 5- 2 kills
Day 6?
If the bad guys have 4 kills again today, there are 8 people alive, presumably 2 of which are evil.
So if you can be sure of voting off a good guy, kill 4... thats 5 dead, 2 evil, 1 good/neutral- bad guys win today, even if one guard goes through (one vote, 3 dead, 2 evil 2 good/neutral).
Is that your game, villain?
Thanks for revealing your plan, Porque.
---
Apologies go out to Infidel, but really, someone needs to die by bandwagon everyday, and, to a seer, it might as well be an unknown. At that point the network was still growing, so I made a wager, I knew who wasn't evil, and that's all I had to work with. I didn't think everyone would pile on it with a PM exchange so absurd.
Ahh... I guess that makes sense. I mean, given the fact that you're a woman and thus are unable to make rational decisions.
It's okay, you go cook us menfolk a turkey and we'll forget all about it.
!El Skid, we had a great time. You were good. Not as good as me, but you were good. Hopefully you'll cherish the time you spent with me in your remaining hours.
One more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
!El Skid, looks like time has run out for you brother in the Iron Man Match of life. Sorry, but there won't be a rematch, instead it looks like you're gettin' the big boot!
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!
Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!
Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?
I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.
Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!
Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?
I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.
Ah so it looks like we have one more of your lackies to kill. Who is it Dr. Poque? Name names, and you might just live another night!
Yeah, I really didn't figure people would be able to resist voting me off on the word of someone claiming to be the seer. Oh well- good game, all!
Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?
I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.
Ah so it looks like we have one more of your lackies to kill. Who is it Dr. Poque? Name names, and you might just live another night!
You shouldn't call me that. Your real master might get upset at you.
Dodging the question is for evil people, like Sarah Palin. Are you then claiming to be Sarah Palin, El Skid?
I grow weary of your insidious taunts, evil one. Hopefully I am avenged for the base lies you have spun in my general direction. Apparently my attempts to evade your (weak-seeming) attack have failed, and you will have the opportunity to FINISH ME.
I didn't even get to use the kiss of death on VT, either
NIGHT 6 - BAD GUYZ SEEZE DA NIGHT! BETA TEST COMPLETE. RELEASE DATE, IMMEDIATLY!
"Well my peons, " tonight concludes the beta test. "With the information from this test tonight, I will finally have all the data I need to perfect the Mega64. Then I will release it on an unsuspecting public, and rule the WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Unearthly Stew turned around to El Skid, microphone in hand.
"Dr. Poque?" Asked US, "Dude, try hiding the microphone better next time. Now we all voted and why don't you play the game tonight?"
"Why don't you make me?" Answered back Poque as he logged everyone out of the game . "None of you left have any real power outside the Mega64."
"Oh yeah, didn't you see that Derrick AKA Shamus came back to life last night, and now he's gonna murder the shit out of you."
The Semi-rotted corpse of Shamus shambled up beside US.
"Shamus, that's Dr. Poque right there. He's evil, hes the one who did this to you."
"really, " said Shamus. "Well then I know what to do."
Shamus looked El Skid cold in the eyes, and turned around and mauled UnearthlyStew's face off. While bashing open his skull to get to the juciy brains inside, Shamus retorted, "oh did I mention i'm a bad guy now?"
The only people left were JPants, VThornheart, WildPantha, Toxic Toys and Rainfall. Unfortunetly, Rainfall hadnt been playing for a couple days, Everyone found out why, she had had a heart attack while straped in.
So the only people left were JPants, VThornheart, WildPantha, and Toxic Toys. That was until Toxic Toys ripped of his mask, exposing himself as Marus and immediatly shanked JPants and WildPantha Directly in the face. It wa really messy.
That left VT vs Shamus and Toxic Toys. VT looked them dead in the eye, and with the gusto of the ballsyest action hero on the planet, promptly gave up and begged for his life.
The Bad Dudes had sucessfully taken out pretty much all the good guys, and Dr. Poque had gathered enough data to release the Mega64, he enslaved humanity, and used his new found power to finally lose his virginity.
El Skid - Dr. Poque - Logged out after being exposed UnearthlyStew - Shawn - Betrayed by a zombie Rainfall - Random Beta Tester - Inactivity JPants - Garrett - Sword through the face region WildPantha - Random Beta Tester - Sporked through the heart, and Toxic Toys was to blame
BAD DUDES WIN
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
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Mr. T?
Peach rambles on into the wee hours of the morning. Not too many people are getting sleep this night.
Comparing the two might-a not be the best-a idea. You-a turned up evil over there.
Someone should be replacing me though...........
Terrible justeefeecation for voteeng for me, imo. Also, I'm dyeeng to the vote here tonight anyvay.
EDEET: So eet's not like compareeng them matters. /GUEELTGUEELTGUEELT
Dr. Poque's voice crackled to life over the loud speaker.
"All right my test subjects, Who have you decide to throw to the zombies?"
Unearthly Stew spoke up, "We are gonna send CrimsonCoyote in."
"Um, are your sure?" Asked Poque. "Why don't you go instead. Come on, it'll be fun."
"No, " US answered back, "I think CC will be going."
"Hey, Poquito, " ytelled back CC, "Yo u didn't say anything about zombies in here."
"Horatio shut up!, I mean, um you there random beta tester CC was it, you dont have to go."
"Okay, thats totally Horatio," MundaneSoul slyly retorted. Then Horatio shot him in the face.
"Yo they found me out Poquito, i'm gonna go log out and get some Burger King."
Just then TheTheRoo Jumped up. "Hey guys, I think I can raise the dead. Wheres Shamus' body?"
TTR ran through some coridors to his lifeless corpse and laid his hands upon him. Suddenly, Shamus breathed life once again. He looked a litte peturbed.
"Dude, I was totally in heaven with 72 virgins, "said Shamus.
"Oh, "answered back TTR, "yeah well we totally need your help. We just got the moron Horati..."
Then Horatio blew TheTheRoo's brains out all over Shamus.
"Okay, now i'm going to Burger King."
JPants picked up the Sabritones.
Vote tonight on who gets sent into Burgertime
--REBIRTHS--
Shamus
---DEATHS---
CrimsonCoyote - Horatio - Went to go get some Burger King
MundaneSoul - Nicholas Cage - Outed Horatio, so Horatio outed his brains.
TheTheRoo - Gunther Galipot - No one calls Horatio a Moron
Oh noes, you gotted me!
oOooOOoOOoo
I am Shawn the senior beta tester. I have the power of sight! (That's being able to see things holmes.)
That being said, I think I found a way out! And that is to kill Dr. Porque. Guess who that is! It's El Skid!
---
As a side note, I like the normal sized colon at the end of my epic sized "L"
I'm in no way evil, Mr. almost-ate-the-vote-and-wants-to-win-the-game-now.
EPIC REVEAL!
I'm a beta tester. You have no reason not to vote me out...except that I'm telling you that this guy is lying and wants us to die.
P'shaw, and good day to you, sir.
So it looks like the bad guys' kills have gone as follows (raw kills counted, including ones that were guarded):
Day 1- 2 kills
Day 2- 2 kills
Day 3- 4 kills
Day 4- 2 kills
Day 5- 2 kills
Day 6?
If the bad guys have 4 kills again today, there are 8 people alive, presumably 2 of which are evil.
So if you can be sure of voting off a good guy, kill 4... thats 5 dead, 2 evil, 1 good/neutral- bad guys win today, even if one guard goes through (one vote, 3 dead, 2 evil 2 good/neutral).
Is that your game, villain?
Whoa, whoa, whoa little lady. No chick can tie me down. Duke's a gift to every woman. But you can borrow me for a little while if you like. :winky:
Looks like your shadowy friend was tellin' the truth about you. That's good, because I was gonna have to tear off both your heads and shit down your throats if you were lying.
Now, answer me one thing Princess, before we start up the Duke Train's engine again: why'd you out Infidel if you could see 'em? It's not making any sense, and you're not getting any from the Duke until you speak up. I mean it, you can beg and plead all night, you ain't gettin' any until you tell me what the hell that was all about.
The other thing in conflict here is that El Skid wanted to give me her "special kiss". I'm still waitin' for that, so I don't know if I want her dead. I'll sleep on it.
In the meantime, go get me a sandwich.
Thanks for revealing your plan, Porque.
---
Apologies go out to Infidel, but really, someone needs to die by bandwagon everyday, and, to a seer, it might as well be an unknown. At that point the network was still growing, so I made a wager, I knew who wasn't evil, and that's all I had to work with. I didn't think everyone would pile on it with a PM exchange so absurd.
It's okay, you go cook us menfolk a turkey and we'll forget all about it.
!El Skid, we had a great time. You were good. Not as good as me, but you were good. Hopefully you'll cherish the time you spent with me in your remaining hours.
One more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
Would you mind telling us how many baddies are left? Is it just you? Or do you have an accomplice?
I'm hoping there's just you. But then, I doubt you'd out yourself like this on the off chance you get vigged. Plus the OP claims there are more than 2 bad guys, so meh.
Ah so it looks like we have one more of your lackies to kill. Who is it Dr. Poque? Name names, and you might just live another night!
Good luck beta testers!
ooOOOoooOOOoooo
You shouldn't call me that. Your real master might get upset at you.
I grow weary of your insidious taunts, evil one. Hopefully I am avenged for the base lies you have spun in my general direction. Apparently my attempts to evade your (weak-seeming) attack have failed, and you will have the opportunity to FINISH ME.
I didn't even get to use the kiss of death on VT, either
Hey, El Skid, about that "special kiss"... I think we need to get into that action before we brutally kill you.
Perhaps we can meet in the afterlife, once the bad guys are done finishing the rest of us off.
Even in the afterlife, Duke's got action lined up for him. Hot.
"Well my peons, " tonight concludes the beta test. "With the information from this test tonight, I will finally have all the data I need to perfect the Mega64. Then I will release it on an unsuspecting public, and rule the WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Unearthly Stew turned around to El Skid, microphone in hand.
"Dr. Poque?" Asked US, "Dude, try hiding the microphone better next time. Now we all voted and why don't you play the game tonight?"
"Why don't you make me?" Answered back Poque as he logged everyone out of the game . "None of you left have any real power outside the Mega64."
"Oh yeah, didn't you see that Derrick AKA Shamus came back to life last night, and now he's gonna murder the shit out of you."
The Semi-rotted corpse of Shamus shambled up beside US.
"Shamus, that's Dr. Poque right there. He's evil, hes the one who did this to you."
"really, " said Shamus. "Well then I know what to do."
Shamus looked El Skid cold in the eyes, and turned around and mauled UnearthlyStew's face off. While bashing open his skull to get to the juciy brains inside, Shamus retorted, "oh did I mention i'm a bad guy now?"
The only people left were JPants, VThornheart, WildPantha, Toxic Toys and Rainfall. Unfortunetly, Rainfall hadnt been playing for a couple days, Everyone found out why, she had had a heart attack while straped in.
So the only people left were JPants, VThornheart, WildPantha, and Toxic Toys. That was until Toxic Toys ripped of his mask, exposing himself as Marus and immediatly shanked JPants and WildPantha Directly in the face. It wa really messy.
That left VT vs Shamus and Toxic Toys. VT looked them dead in the eye, and with the gusto of the ballsyest action hero on the planet, promptly gave up and begged for his life.
The Bad Dudes had sucessfully taken out pretty much all the good guys, and Dr. Poque had gathered enough data to release the Mega64, he enslaved humanity, and used his new found power to finally lose his virginity.
El Skid - Dr. Poque - Logged out after being exposed
UnearthlyStew - Shawn - Betrayed by a zombie
Rainfall - Random Beta Tester - Inactivity
JPants - Garrett - Sword through the face region
WildPantha - Random Beta Tester - Sporked through the heart, and Toxic Toys was to blame
BAD DUDES WIN
Good work, my peons!
So it was Toxic Toys all along?
I did NOT see that coming.
But El Skid WAS Dr. Poque as well? I still didn't really believe UnearthlyStew, even to the end. I guess it wasn't enough to save us.
Good try guys, we gave it our best shot.
And again, I apologize if any of my roleplaying was over the top. It was fun, but I hope it didn't offend anyone.
NOT COOL.
Good game Reflection, it was entertaining, even if we did get our asses handed to us. lol