El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Woah there, Warban.
So you're Chaos, you are a villager (chaos does NOT sound like a village role), you have a one use ability block, you also have a vote manipulation power, and you happen to seer as evil.
Your reveal seemed like something a bad guy would never do ("hey look at me! I'm not really evil, even if you seer me!"), so I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you might be neutral... But now you sound like you're making shit up.
!Warban
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Toxic ToysAre you really taking my advice?Really?Registered Userregular
Hmm... all things considered, I'm gonna stick with voting out one of these frigid chicks for now. You scare the shit out of me, puffball... but if I vote out anyone that's even a little bit man, it's gonna end up with me sittin' at a tea party with a bunch of dames. And unless a stripper pole's involved, I don't want any part of that.
I'll let you live for now. But you can't go golfing with me and Mario. Only full men allowed.
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
Hey, Warban, you're packin' the crown jewels: So are you guilty or not?
I'm not guilty dammit! I have the vote manipulation power to prove it!
So do you manipulate the vote or block powers Warban?
Your reveal just isn't adding up right about now.
I could do both at the beginning of the game, Now i can only do the vote part. I can see myself eating the vote train even after i get seered so it would be a waste of a seer to pick me.
What makes it worse is that if the action seer picked me i also seered as evil again.
My only proof of innocents would be if CJ does have an ability and i did managed to block it.
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
Also everything i have said so far is truth.
I am: Action Block - Vote manipulate - Miller.
Game has: Seer - Action seer.
And your going to need a few more votes on me to kill me, Rainfall is currently leading the vote.
Hmm... all things considered, I'm gonna stick with voting out one of these frigid chicks for now. You scare the shit out of me, puffball... but if I vote out anyone that's even a little bit man, it's gonna end up with me sittin' at a tea party with a bunch of dames. And unless a stripper pole's involved, I don't want any part of that.
I'll let you live for now. But you can't go golfing with me and Mario. Only full men allowed.
He is a pink ball of ..... pink, what could be more unmanly than that?
I mean women atleast are women. :winky:
That's too much power for one puffball to possess!
!Warban
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
To be honest having an action block ability without being able to work with the network because im a miller is kind of useless. It would of been likely i would of just blocked a seer or guard and not helped the village.
!Warban, listen here brother, you made a mistake of epic proportions, and the 24 inch pythons are gonna make you paaaayyyy. !JPants, you are spared from your match with the Real American inside the steeeeeel cage
See now, WilDPanthA05 is the kind of person we should have more of in here.
You and me have an appointment with the lovely ladies of the Mega64 strip club, Hulkster.
After that, we could go blow some shit up, and toss a blue shell at that pink Trannie.
You must not be a very good ladies man huh? One might say you're a Shyguy?
Teehee!
Not a good ladies man? What planet are you from? Obviously not one where stoic hunks like myself are carved from the earth.
I see the problem now: you're not frigid, you're paralyzed with confusion. You've never seen a man as dashing an cunning as I. You've never seen a man with the "hardware" I'm packing.
There's no need to be afraid, Princess. Duke's got everything you need. *Everything*. I'm going to overlook the things you've said in confusion.
So come over here, Princess, and we'll see if you can handle this. What you're waitin' for? Hanukkah?
EDIT: By the way, it's like 1 million for Warban vs. 2 for me, and 2 for your frigid galpal Rainfall. Some other people probably have some votes too, who cares? I'm not much for counts. Body counts, maybe.
I hope I'm not going over the top with this roleplaying... still roleplaying, if anyone was concerned.
Ironically, I never actually *played* Duke Nuk'em (I know -10 gamer points ), so I don't know if it's over the top or not... but browsing Google for Duke Nuk'em quotes, it sounds like it should be pretty spot on.
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
On my... head? But that would spoil my styled-to-look-like-it-isn't-styled dyed black hair! And get my hoodie wet! Duke, you're just a big jerk! Like all men! And all people!
Dr. Poque's voice crackled through the Speaker system.
"Hello again my unsuspecting servants. Tonight we will see how the Mega64 handels racing games. Everyone will be playing a game of Mario Kart, and I sugeest you be careful, as this gamesblue shell packs a bit more of a punch. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The surviving beta testers climbed in their karts and took off. It was a calming race through Princess Peach's courtyard. Everyone was playing nice, except for warban. He continued to cut people off and even flipped VT the bird a couple times.
"Suck it bitches, you got nothing on me!" He yelled, but soon he noticed no one was around, and there was a strange blue flash gaining on him.
"Fuck" WARBAN HAS BEEN EJECTED FROM THE MEGA64
Unearthly Stew looked at his charred corpse, "Its a shame, he owed me twenty bucks."
MacGuffing stood up, "NEVER FEAR! I am a great and powerfull wizard! I shall heal him!"
"Are you that wizard that lives on my roof? " Asked Dr. Poque through the loud Speaker.
"Indeed, "replied MacGuffin. "Now watch my healing magic."
Unearthly Stew Looked back at MacGuffin, "Dude why are your arms on fire"
"OH SHI-" excalimed MacGuffin as he burst into flames.
"Now its my turn to work a little, magic, " said Poque.
"Yeah Poquito, less do this, " answered Horatio. Suddenly, B:L, Quoth and Shamus blinked out of existence. JPants wavered for a second, but steadied out.
"Well, not exactly what I planned, but its beter than nothing." said Poque. "Now test subjects you realize, you can never escape the wrth of Dr. Diarrhea Poque!"
Everyone snickered.
Tonight you will all be playing Street Fighter 2. Vote to see who faces M. Bison
---DEATHS--- Warban - Frankie.JPG - Blue Shell explosion MacGuffin - The Wizard - Own Magic Backfire B:L - Tommy Tallarico - Ejected by Poque Quoth - Tr1gg3r S3r1ou5 - Unplugged by Horatio Shamus - Derrick - Marcus pushed him off a cliff
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
(Roleplay time! Er... storyline roleplay time, I've been roleplaying the whole time... but this'll be more narration... you know what I mean. I like having a character to play. But I digress. )
Duke and Mario sat in the VIP lounge of the Mega64 strip club, the flashing colored lights turning the pixelated pixies before them a variety of off-tone colors. A loud, 8-bit bass beat a steady tune. Duke nodded his head in appreciation of the moment.
"This is what I'm talking about, Mario!" Duke exclaimed, reaching forward to grab a jaunty-cornered pixel booty. His hand was immediately smacked by an unknown force.
"Hey, what the fuck was that?!?" Duke yelled, reaching for his gun.
A voice boomed over the loudspeaker. "Look, but don't touch." It stated plainly, in the same indifferent tone that a lunch lady would use to ask you if you wanted cole slaw.
"No one tells Duke what he can and cannot -" He reached for his gun, and suddenly the world of 8-bit naughty parts blipped out of existence. Just as quickly, reality blinked back in, and he found himself seated in a go cart.
"- touch." Duke finished his sentance. He looked to his right. Warban was in a little pink buggy. What a pansy.
Duke looked over to his tranny friend. "Hey puffball, I hope you're hungry... you're sucking on blue shell tonight!" He cackled with laughter. Warban grimaced, knowing full well his fate.
Turning around in his seat, Duke saw Rainfall. She looked particularly emo today. Duke winked and pointed at her with both fingers, pulling them back like he was shooting a pair of guns. She shot him a brief death glare, her icy stare piercing through his dark sunglasses before turning away from his gaze entirely. "Oh yeah," He muttered to himself, "She'll come around."
(Cue the events of the narration)
With the race over, Duke pulled over and brought the cart to a stop next to Unearthly Stew. Her pink full-length dress flailed in the wind as she stepped out of her cart. Duke whistled, and patted the seat next to him. "There's room for one more, sweetcheeks!" He exclaimed. "You better take your seat now, there's a line forming." He pointed back at Rainfall, who groaned in disgust.
For his efforts, the Princess flipped him the bird and stormed off. "Man, 12 years without a game and a guy seems to lose his edge. What's with chicks these days anyways?" He shook his head in disbelief, and drove off to take another lap on his own.
"They're just playing hard to get. I'll get 'em." Duke said, reassuring himself when he thought no one was listening, "... maybe I'll get 'em both at the same time. Yeaaaahhhhh..." He nodded and cracked a smile, speeding up to enter the next turn.
It's much easier to roleplay when you have an actual character to play. As messed up as my character is, it's kind of fun.
Well, the good news is with so many of us gone, some of you must be bad guys.
The bad news is, I'm pretty sure it's the chicks. No one can be that frigid and be on our side. If that's their problem, no amount of Duke's personal therapy service is gonna fix those broads.
You know what, it is a shame warban died. He still owed me 20$ from the sandwiches and sex that I gave him last night. He only had 980$ on him at the time. The prettiest princess's chamber isn't cheap!
As a side note: I'm not sure if johnny.jpg is evil or not, so it's probably a good thing that he died so we don't have to listen to any more of his foolishness.
~I tried my best,
Now you do the rest
You gotta believe, you're well prepared
Don't be like me, my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air~
You know what, it is a shame warban died. He still owed me 20$ from the sandwiches and sex that I gave him last night. He only had 980$ on him at the time. The prettiest princess's chamber isn't cheap!
(Duke mumbles under his breath. "You've got to be kidding me, he got sandwiches too? Man what the fuck..."
He begins to desperately search through his pockets for cash. After several moments, he finds a toothpick and a Sacagawea dollar.)
Hey, the chick on this dollar's hot. I'm keeping this.
(He stuffs the dollar in his pocket with a smirk, and then notices that several people are watching him.)
What're you lookin' at?
Hey Princess, I know you've been doing favors for Trannies so's you can earn money to jump in the sack with me. Don't get worked up about it. The Duke train is a free ride. Hop on board.
(He looks over at Princess to see if his sleazy and half-assed attempt to turn the tables worked...?)
~I tried my best,
Now you do the rest
You gotta believe, you're well prepared
Don't be like me, my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air~
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So you're Chaos, you are a villager (chaos does NOT sound like a village role), you have a one use ability block, you also have a vote manipulation power, and you happen to seer as evil.
Your reveal seemed like something a bad guy would never do ("hey look at me! I'm not really evil, even if you seer me!"), so I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you might be neutral... But now you sound like you're making shit up.
!Warban
So do you manipulate the vote or block powers Warban?
Your reveal just isn't adding up right about now.
!Rainfall
I'll let you live for now. But you can't go golfing with me and Mario. Only full men allowed.
I could do both at the beginning of the game, Now i can only do the vote part. I can see myself eating the vote train even after i get seered so it would be a waste of a seer to pick me.
What makes it worse is that if the action seer picked me i also seered as evil again.
My only proof of innocents would be if CJ does have an ability and i did managed to block it.
I am: Action Block - Vote manipulate - Miller.
Game has: Seer - Action seer.
And your going to need a few more votes on me to kill me, Rainfall is currently leading the vote.
He is a pink ball of ..... pink, what could be more unmanly than that?
I mean women atleast are women. :winky:
He gets my vote: !Warban
GREAT!! Kirby!
!Warban
Sorry guys
You and me have an appointment with the lovely ladies of the Mega64 strip club, Hulkster.
After that, we could go blow some shit up, and toss a blue shell at that pink Trannie.
You must not be a very good ladies man huh? One might say you're a Shyguy?
Teehee!
Not a good ladies man? What planet are you from? Obviously not one where stoic hunks like myself are carved from the earth.
I see the problem now: you're not frigid, you're paralyzed with confusion. You've never seen a man as dashing an cunning as I. You've never seen a man with the "hardware" I'm packing.
There's no need to be afraid, Princess. Duke's got everything you need. *Everything*. I'm going to overlook the things you've said in confusion.
So come over here, Princess, and we'll see if you can handle this. What you're waitin' for? Hanukkah?
EDIT: By the way, it's like 1 million for Warban vs. 2 for me, and 2 for your frigid galpal Rainfall. Some other people probably have some votes too, who cares? I'm not much for counts. Body counts, maybe.
Ironically, I never actually *played* Duke Nuk'em (I know -10 gamer points ), so I don't know if it's over the top or not... but browsing Google for Duke Nuk'em quotes, it sounds like it should be pretty spot on.
Which is worse?, getting voted off, or getting seered then voted off. At least this way I allow the seer one less target to randomly pick from.
If you guys cannot understand that then your all evil.
I'll pour one out for you. Maybe on Rainfall's head, we'll see what happens.
Nobody understands me!
Just remember, You must be 18 or older to ride.
Dr. Poque's voice crackled through the Speaker system.
"Hello again my unsuspecting servants. Tonight we will see how the Mega64 handels racing games. Everyone will be playing a game of Mario Kart, and I sugeest you be careful, as this gamesblue shell packs a bit more of a punch. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The surviving beta testers climbed in their karts and took off. It was a calming race through Princess Peach's courtyard. Everyone was playing nice, except for warban. He continued to cut people off and even flipped VT the bird a couple times.
"Suck it bitches, you got nothing on me!" He yelled, but soon he noticed no one was around, and there was a strange blue flash gaining on him.
"Fuck" WARBAN HAS BEEN EJECTED FROM THE MEGA64
Unearthly Stew looked at his charred corpse, "Its a shame, he owed me twenty bucks."
MacGuffing stood up, "NEVER FEAR! I am a great and powerfull wizard! I shall heal him!"
"Are you that wizard that lives on my roof? " Asked Dr. Poque through the loud Speaker.
"Indeed, "replied MacGuffin. "Now watch my healing magic."
Unearthly Stew Looked back at MacGuffin, "Dude why are your arms on fire"
"OH SHI-" excalimed MacGuffin as he burst into flames.
"Now its my turn to work a little, magic, " said Poque.
"Yeah Poquito, less do this, " answered Horatio. Suddenly, B:L, Quoth and Shamus blinked out of existence. JPants wavered for a second, but steadied out.
"Well, not exactly what I planned, but its beter than nothing." said Poque. "Now test subjects you realize, you can never escape the wrth of Dr. Diarrhea Poque!"
Everyone snickered.
Tonight you will all be playing Street Fighter 2. Vote to see who faces M. Bison
---DEATHS---
Warban - Frankie.JPG - Blue Shell explosion
MacGuffin - The Wizard - Own Magic Backfire
B:L - Tommy Tallarico - Ejected by Poque
Quoth - Tr1gg3r S3r1ou5 - Unplugged by Horatio
Shamus - Derrick - Marcus pushed him off a cliff
Most confusing reveals ever.
OooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
Duke and Mario sat in the VIP lounge of the Mega64 strip club, the flashing colored lights turning the pixelated pixies before them a variety of off-tone colors. A loud, 8-bit bass beat a steady tune. Duke nodded his head in appreciation of the moment.
"This is what I'm talking about, Mario!" Duke exclaimed, reaching forward to grab a jaunty-cornered pixel booty. His hand was immediately smacked by an unknown force.
"Hey, what the fuck was that?!?" Duke yelled, reaching for his gun.
A voice boomed over the loudspeaker. "Look, but don't touch." It stated plainly, in the same indifferent tone that a lunch lady would use to ask you if you wanted cole slaw.
"No one tells Duke what he can and cannot -" He reached for his gun, and suddenly the world of 8-bit naughty parts blipped out of existence. Just as quickly, reality blinked back in, and he found himself seated in a go cart.
"- touch." Duke finished his sentance. He looked to his right. Warban was in a little pink buggy. What a pansy.
Duke looked over to his tranny friend. "Hey puffball, I hope you're hungry... you're sucking on blue shell tonight!" He cackled with laughter. Warban grimaced, knowing full well his fate.
Turning around in his seat, Duke saw Rainfall. She looked particularly emo today. Duke winked and pointed at her with both fingers, pulling them back like he was shooting a pair of guns. She shot him a brief death glare, her icy stare piercing through his dark sunglasses before turning away from his gaze entirely. "Oh yeah," He muttered to himself, "She'll come around."
(Cue the events of the narration)
With the race over, Duke pulled over and brought the cart to a stop next to Unearthly Stew. Her pink full-length dress flailed in the wind as she stepped out of her cart. Duke whistled, and patted the seat next to him. "There's room for one more, sweetcheeks!" He exclaimed. "You better take your seat now, there's a line forming." He pointed back at Rainfall, who groaned in disgust.
For his efforts, the Princess flipped him the bird and stormed off. "Man, 12 years without a game and a guy seems to lose his edge. What's with chicks these days anyways?" He shook his head in disbelief, and drove off to take another lap on his own.
"They're just playing hard to get. I'll get 'em." Duke said, reassuring himself when he thought no one was listening, "... maybe I'll get 'em both at the same time. Yeaaaahhhhh..." He nodded and cracked a smile, speeding up to enter the next turn.
The bad news is, I'm pretty sure it's the chicks. No one can be that frigid and be on our side. If that's their problem, no amount of Duke's personal therapy service is gonna fix those broads.
As a side note: I'm not sure if johnny.jpg is evil or not, so it's probably a good thing that he died so we don't have to listen to any more of his foolishness.
OMG U T4RDZ U R S0 F[_]CK3D WH3N I G3T B4CK
N0 W41T M0M PL33Z I HAVE TO LOG BACK IN I WON'T CURSE ANYMORE I PROMISE NOOOOOO
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~I tried my best,
Now you do the rest
You gotta believe, you're well prepared
Don't be like me, my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air~
(Duke mumbles under his breath. "You've got to be kidding me, he got sandwiches too? Man what the fuck..."
He begins to desperately search through his pockets for cash. After several moments, he finds a toothpick and a Sacagawea dollar.)
Hey, the chick on this dollar's hot. I'm keeping this.
(He stuffs the dollar in his pocket with a smirk, and then notices that several people are watching him.)
What're you lookin' at?
Hey Princess, I know you've been doing favors for Trannies so's you can earn money to jump in the sack with me. Don't get worked up about it. The Duke train is a free ride. Hop on board.
(He looks over at Princess to see if his sleazy and half-assed attempt to turn the tables worked...?)
Oh god, I think I've now been both Rickrolled and Belair'd in PA threads this week.
OoOOooOoOoOoooo