Yarr, in deference to International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I be suggesting that anybody who be thinking that Guybrush Threepwood (Mighty Pirate) not be the best video game pirate be stepping off the plank and into Davy Jones locker.
He's got the booty, the booty, slayed ghost pirates, and rode a carnival. Ye won't be seeing the likes of Vyse or Vann do that ye won't, though methinks that Vyse does have the scurviest crew this side of the Caribbean.
Rogue Galaxy be rockin' the hottest pirate bitches, yo!
And also some cool dudes.
Edit: I mean... YAR! Rogues be infestin' this fine galaxy! Scurvy dogs, but also mighty fine bitches! Take a look at those bootylicious boobies! Yarrr.
He really was a pirate too. Also a bloodthirsty mass murdering sadist, but hey, nobody's perfect. Then he learned how to read and decided to give up piracy. Chinese warlords are weird.
Every time he did that move was awesome. In fact, I remember Gilder being the rock upon which my party was built for the majority of that game. He was always a few levels ahead and had a shitton of health.
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The best pirates are air pirates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSekeg3ml9c&feature=related
Those be some fine pirates.
We are nyanot amused!
Why, I've been here the whole time.
And also some cool dudes.
Edit: I mean... YAR! Rogues be infestin' this fine galaxy! Scurvy dogs, but also mighty fine bitches! Take a look at those bootylicious boobies! Yarrr.
You wanna fight Gan Ning!?
He really was a pirate too. Also a bloodthirsty mass murdering sadist, but hey, nobody's perfect. Then he learned how to read and decided to give up piracy. Chinese warlords are weird.
Come on...dance for me!
What the hell why did no one tell me about this awesome awesome game.
YES.
Every time he did that move was awesome. In fact, I remember Gilder being the rock upon which my party was built for the majority of that game. He was always a few levels ahead and had a shitton of health.
You mess with me.
You mess with Claudia!
If you have not played it, you need to.
The only thing better than Air Pirates, are Air Pirates that use cute blue and yellow robots to steal all the Zenny! Oh, and MECHS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9my0tsutw
before I sleep.
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
HELL YEAH!
Did I do it right?
I think this one fits better:
Only type of ninjas you should post should be pirate ninjas.
No, that be wrong. Go sit in tha corner.
(Pirates of the Burning Sea - PC)
In 1 month and 2 days it will have been 2 years since her passing.
/raises a mug o' grog.
Also a picture of me.
pirate shy guys gonna fuck you up.
also:
I would post the music, but this image will have to do
WE ARE THE MOST AMAZING PIRATES :whistle:
WE HUNT FOR SUNKEN TREASURE ON THE OCEAN :whistle:
WHEN WE GET SUNBURNED WE PUT ON LOTION :whistle:
Kika, Queen of Pirates
"This be brought to ye by the letter 'Arrrr'! Sorry, I couldn't help meself."
"Shaaake yo booty!"
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