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The Godphalla Mini [Night Two-Village Wins...What?]

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I dunno, SHOULD YOU BE?

    BTW RENT IS MY MASON BUDDY!

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If Malkor dies as a villager, we should look at the people who jumped on my bandwagon. It'd be stupid to kill someone for having a bad idea (especially since I didn't see anyone else presenting any).

    Jason Todd on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I didn't vote. shit.

    at least it wouldn't have mattered.

    Variable on
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yep, I'm a Mason.
    OH NOES NOW THEY KNOWS OUR SEKRITS LAW

    Rent on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so, rent was outed because law thinks he's going to die?

    Jason Todd on
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  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited September 2008
    The trenchcoat, known as Kagera, followed his mark around the compound, watching every passing gangster and analyzing the threat they posed. Suddenly, he heard shouting, and saw AngelHedgie dragging Speedyswaf by the collar toward a car. Kagera jogged up to see what was going on, but before he could get there, the hitman shot his victim in the face. Kagera reached for his own weapon and pointed it at the unconcerned murderer, who reached into Speedyswaf's jacket and removed the Macaroni patch. He displayed it to the bodyguard, then tossed the corpse into the car and left the compound to dump the body into the river.
    Kagera started to turn around when a garrote was thrown over his head and tightened across his windpipe. Spots swam in front of his eyes as he kicked against his assailant, but the assassin was too strong. "Suck up" the killer whispered in his ear as Kagera slowly stopped fighting and his body was unceremoniously dropped on the ground. Unfortunately, JPants was patrolling the garden and spotted the corpse. He rushed up, not seeing the assailant until too late. Malkor threw the noose over her second target's head and reigned in, choking the man to death with ease. She congratulated herself as she wandered to the other side of the building, only to see the remaining members of the family, led by AngelHedgie, awaiting her. With guns drawn.
    "Hey guys what's--"
    The hitman's skill with a knife meant the final Macaroni thug was dead before she hit the ground. He turned to the heirs to the Parmesana throne, Rent and TheLawinator, and flashed a grim smile.

    Dead:
    Speedyswaf Rival
    Kagera Guardian
    JPants Vanillager
    Malkor Rival

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well look at that

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whelp, game's over. That was fast.

    And I didn't choose Medo to start a bandwagon, that truly was RNG.

    Thetheroo on
  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I gotta ask...how come everyone was so accurate?
    Seriously...one non special dies out of eight kills?
    That's insane.

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haha we win!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, didnt see the new title

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yay village!

    Variable on
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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    stormwind wrote: »
    I gotta ask...how come everyone was so accurate?
    Seriously...one non special dies out of eight kills?
    That's insane.

    not that crazy with 15 people

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  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    stormwind wrote: »
    I gotta ask...how come everyone was so accurate?
    Seriously...one non special dies out of eight kills?
    That's insane.

    not that crazy with 15 people

    Mostly I'm annoyed cuz my first phalla ended on day two.
    Never seen anything earlier than day six.

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    EPIC REVEAL

    I was totally a Prostitute. Stormwind I am going to slap you if you gave me that role on purpose.

    Medopine on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    4 kills is a lot for 15 people though

    Jason Todd on
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  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    EPIC REVEAL

    I was totally a Prostitute. Stormwind I am going to slap you if you gave me that role on purpose.

    I almost put a note in your role pm saying I'm not sexist.
    I RNG'ed the roles.

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also: role post plz

    Jason Todd on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    EPIC REVEAL

    I was totally a Prostitute. Stormwind I am going to slap you if you gave me that role on purpose.

    It was probably just fate giving you a hint at your destined career.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Holy damn, obviously I am the most bestest at everything!

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Best village ever. <3

    Kilroy on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    stormwind wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    EPIC REVEAL

    I was totally a Prostitute. Stormwind I am going to slap you if you gave me that role on purpose.

    I almost put a note in your role pm saying I'm not sexist.
    I RNG'ed the roles.

    Hehe. That's pretty funny then.

    Medopine on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    stormwind wrote:
    You are also...the “Private Detective.” You’ve been on Parmesana’s payroll as a private eye for almost five years, but he’s never asked you to investigate anything. No, he just has you stand near certain family members. And you know what? None of those family members have ever been injured on your watch. Once per night you can choose to guard someone from non-vote kills. PM your target to stormwind before vote close.
    Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Holy damn, obviously I am the most bestest at everything!

    The credit is mine. :P

    Jason Todd on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Holy damn, obviously I am the most bestest at everything!

    That was complete fucking luck.

    Thetheroo on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Holy damn, obviously I am the most bestest at everything!

    The credit is mine. :P

    Eh. I will be taking credit for this win in my mind.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Hitman
    …Don Parmesana’s personal house painter. You know, Parmesana says “Huey hasn’t been paying his protection money lately.” So you waltz on over to his place and Huey helps you paint the walls. Red. You get one vigilante kill per night, and this must be pm’ed to stormwind before voting closes. The latest pm’ed order in a day is the one that counts.
    Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals.

    Seer
    …Don Parmesana’s bookkeeper. Not only do you have the records of the family’s finance, you also have the extensive files that Parmesana had you keep on his goons. So, by sending a PM to stormwind, you may investigate the history of one member of the Spaghetti Family Business and discover what their true role is. The latest pm sent before vote close is the only one that counts.
    Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).

    Baddie
    …an elite agent of a rival family here in Chicago. You serve the Macaroni Family, and have your whole life. For the past several years you have worked your way up the ladder in the Spaghetti family, and now the time is ripe to eliminate this thorn in the side of the clearly superior crime syndicate. As a group, you can discuss your kill order, but the last pm stormwind receives before vote close is the order that will take effect, so if you choose to go rogue, feel free.
    Win Condition: Tie numerically with the remaining good guys

    Front Man
    …the Front Man, Parmesana’s favorite con artist and dealer. You have always been quite skilled at turning people to see your point of view. As such, you can convince someone to cancel their vote, or have anyone’s vote count double, including yourself. PM stormwind whose vote you are altering, and whether you want to veto it or double it.
    Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).

    Guardian
    …the “Private Detective.” You’ve been on Parmesana’s payroll as a private eye for almost five years, but he’s never asked you to investigate anything. No, he just has you stand near certain family members. And you know what? None of those family members have ever been injured on your watch. Once per night you can choose to guard someone from non-vote kills. PM your target to stormwind before vote close. Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).

    Prostitute
    …the Prostitute. Glorious, right? Well, with your femininely wiles and skills, your target loses their special ability for the night, although you don’t recognize what that ability is. Of course, their vote still counts. PM your quarry to stormwind before vote close.
    Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).

    Masons
    …heir to the Parmesana fortune, one of the Don’s two sons. You and your brother, , were always told: don’t trust anyone. Seems the old man didn’t take his own advice. Maybe you can show him how it’s done, now that he’s eating the big cannoli in the sky.
    Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am a bit disappointed that I died without getting to screw with the vote.

    Kilroy on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had even targetted Law for seering prior to his reveal.

    Oh well, obviously it didn't affect the game too much.

    Arasaki on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know it seems like Rent and Law should have been fighting each other for the top spot as well.

    Because let's face it, sharing power is for lamers.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I didn't die. Surprising.

    Rent on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rent was later found in the bottom of the river.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    You know it seems like Rent and Law should have been fighting each other for the top spot as well.

    Because let's face it, sharing power is for lamers.
    That's what I want you to think.
    EDIT: LAW YOU SNIPING BASTARD

    Rent on
  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited September 2008
    So, did I do something that tipped you guys off, or was it just a guess?

    SpeedySwaf on
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  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    You know it seems like Rent and Law should have been fighting each other for the top spot as well.

    Because let's face it, sharing power is for lamers.

    I considered this, but decided it would be awkward to make it a win condition.
    From a narration stand point, if one of them had died to the vote or vig or rival kill, I would have the other son be smug about it.

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Okay, I was the vigilante. And I can't believe how fucking accurate I was this game. Seriously, I was shooting mostly blind.

    Day 1, Jokerman tried to put the bandwagon on me. So I decided that I'd relieve him of his burden of breathing. To be honest, I thought I fucked myself over with this move, as much of a shot in the dark as it was, as I would have thought the baddies would have put two and two together and put me to the top of their hit list...with a bullet.

    Day 1 kill PM:
    I'm thinking that Jokerman needs to be shown how a Sicilian necktie would look on him.
    Wanting my Day 2 kill to be a parthian shot, I reviewed the voting on day 1, and of all the votes, I found Speedyswaf's to be the most suspicious. So I decided that he needed to take up residence next to Jimmy Hoffa.

    Day 2 kill PM:
    (tosses a fish wrapped in newspaper on your lap)

    That's to let you know that SpeedySwaf sleeps with the fishes.

    So, this was pure fucking blind luck.

    Also, I have never, EVER been a vanillager in ANY phalla I've been in. Seriously. Five games, five specials.

    AngelHedgie on
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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    SpeedySwaf wrote: »
    So, did I do something that tipped you guys off, or was it just a guess?

    Your vote in Day 1 made you look suspicious to me. So I decided that you needed some nice concrete shoes.

    AngelHedgie on
    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Rent wrote: »
    I didn't die. Surprising.

    I totally seduced you though

    pay up

    Medopine on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    I didn't die. Surprising.

    I totally seduced you though

    pay up
    [herbert]Mmmmm...[/herbert]

    Rent on
  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I cant fucking believe this shit. You are so fucking lucky hedge. By the time i had put two and two togetiher, it was over.

    Jokerman on
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