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Doomsday: a film about nothing

KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I just watched doomsday

this is the worst/best film I've ever seen

it's like

1 part V for Vendetta

1 part mad max

1 part a knight's tale

actually it is no parts any of those

doomsday is the empty glass of film making

and it was the greatest experience of my life

doomsday is about knights

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Doomsday is also about crazed cannibalistic punk tribes

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and car chases

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and motorcycle stunts

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I would tell you about the plot but there is none

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    a knights tail is that some kind of furry porno

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Doomsday was nowhere near as good as all of the movies it ripped off.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BOOBIES

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    honestly this was an absolutely horrid movie

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    someone say tits in here?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This movie rocked

    My girlfriend and I saw it in theatres and I was totally stoked the whole time. Then I forgot about it immediately and couldn't even remember the name next time someone brought it up.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I watched a film called doomsday once.

    I think it was about some zombie uprising thing in Britain.
    I didn't finish watching it.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    did i mention

    to top the rave scene in the matrix

    there is a punk rock concert in this movie

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    How could you not like this movie

    They eat a dude in a crazy game-showesque orgy of violence and ridiculousness

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    kovak please address my furry porno inquiry

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This movie rocked

    My girlfriend and I saw it in theatres and I was totally stoked the whole time. Then I forgot about it immediately and couldn't even remember the name next time someone brought it up.

    honestly this was a great movie

    somehow all the terrible parts add into entertaining as hell

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    they already made a show about nothing
    it's called the neverending story

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    kovak please address my furry porno inquiry

    i dont know what you're taking about

    8-)

    also guys this movie is so worth watching

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In retrospect I can't remember what made it so terrible.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    that chick with the fire has a nice rack

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    there are many hot broads in this movie

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This movie rocked

    My girlfriend and I saw it in theatres and I was totally stoked the whole time. Then I forgot about it immediately and couldn't even remember the name next time someone brought it up.

    honestly this was a great movie

    somehow all the terrible parts add into entertaining as hell

    Seriously

    They get a hot sports car and drive it around, there are crazy people with swords, cannibals, tits, violence, swearing, guns, and English people

    It's all awesome

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    kovak I know you like ladies

    but do you like ladies with hot butts

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    They couldn't afford actors so they just hired high class prostitutes.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    that chick with the fire has a nice rack
    Seriously.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This movie rocked

    My girlfriend and I saw it in theatres and I was totally stoked the whole time. Then I forgot about it immediately and couldn't even remember the name next time someone brought it up.

    honestly this was a great movie

    somehow all the terrible parts add into entertaining as hell

    Seriously

    They get a hot sports car and drive it around, there are crazy people with swords, cannibals, tits, violence, swearing, guns, and English people

    It's all awesome

    there are people in plate armor

    there are the worst lines ever

    Kovak on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    kovak I know you like ladies

    but do you like ladies with hot butts

    skull man

    i can't lie to you dogg

    i like em round

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This movie rocked

    My girlfriend and I saw it in theatres and I was totally stoked the whole time. Then I forgot about it immediately and couldn't even remember the name next time someone brought it up.

    honestly this was a great movie

    somehow all the terrible parts add into entertaining as hell

    Seriously

    They get a hot sports car and drive it around, there are crazy people with swords, cannibals, tits, violence, swearing, guns, and English people

    It's all awesome

    there are people in plate armor

    there are the worst lines ever
    Yes, but tits.

    TITS.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This movie rocked

    My girlfriend and I saw it in theatres and I was totally stoked the whole time. Then I forgot about it immediately and couldn't even remember the name next time someone brought it up.

    honestly this was a great movie

    somehow all the terrible parts add into entertaining as hell

    Seriously

    They get a hot sports car and drive it around, there are crazy people with swords, cannibals, tits, violence, swearing, guns, and English people

    It's all awesome

    there are people in plate armor

    there are the worst lines ever
    Yes, but tits.

    TITS.

    no look that was like

    you know a vote in favor of this movie

    nothing wrong with bad dialogue and plate armor

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    Aw, they're trying to make a movie.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    kovak I know you like ladies

    but do you like ladies with hot butts

    skull man

    i can't lie to you dogg

    i like em round

    me too man let's go on a Butts Quest

    across the land

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    an apc goes spinning through the air

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    no look that was like

    you know a vote in favor of this movie

    nothing wrong with bad dialogue and plate armor
    And tits!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is it weird that the weird tattoo face chick is kinda a little bit hotter because of those tattoos

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tits are okay i suppose

    butts are way better

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i mean like shit son, see an apple you want a bite

    that shit is instinct

    adam and eve and all

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Is it weird that the weird tattoo face chick is kinda a little bit hotter because of those tattoos
    Wouldn't know. Haven't seen her without ink.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Is it weird that the weird tattoo face chick is kinda a little bit hotter because of those tattoos
    Wouldn't know. Haven't seen her without ink.

    I guess I meant to say that the tattoos definitely seem to make up part of the hotness, though she is undoubtedly a good-looking girl anyway

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also I too am an ass man

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this is now on my short list of movies to rent

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    KOVAK

    THIS MOVIE IS SO CRAZY AND RAD

    MUNKUS HATES IT

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so do i have to start a thread to get you fuckers to watch Sukiyaki Western Django or what

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    but djangoooooooooo is gaaaaaaaaaaaay

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    neither the movie nor the musician is gay

    i'll have to kick your ass sir

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    KOVAK

    THIS MOVIE IS SO CRAZY AND RAD

    MUNKUS HATES IT
    MUNKUS IS A BITCH

    THERE, I SAID IT

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