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The Next Terrorist Target: The House Of Mouse?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Evander I was really disapointed when you didnt use yiddish curses in person

    Balefuego on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if i was pakistani the lunatic fringe of my own country would scare me a lot more than india

    because the lunatic fringe is in charge of my country!

    but since i'm not pakistani i worry about the crazy people who are loud and near me

    you know

    the ones in my country and in the US

    those definitely are disconcerting

    Pony on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Dammit, I thought it was 612. I've been going around saying 612.


    How the hell do I miss ONE law?

    Was it the one about not erecting a column in a house of worship?

    Well, I don't know what they all are.


    That was the chapter that made me decide I didn't really want to read the Bible cover to Cover.


    It just strikes me as strange that I was one off.

    maybe some one was trying to hide it from you.

    This is some real Divinci Code shit, man.

    Evander on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I know what I am talking about completely. My problem was communicating my thoughts in a way which could not be misinterpreted.

    Which I guess is incredibly ironic in a thread about religion.


    I am an atheist, but not an active one. If you believe in God then I have no problems and will not ever consider talking you out of it. My point was that from a neutral standing I perceive all fundamentalists with equal contempt. Or to put it another way, while a Christian might perceive Islamic fundamentalists to be more crazy or more of a thread, I see them as an equal standing with the Christian fundamentalists.

    In fact, fundamentalism is more of a problem than religion ever will be. And as I said, religion is just the medium these people operate in. I have no doubt there is overlap in many of these areas and I am being quite simplistic in this anyways, but the point stands. I have no problem with religion, but fundamentalism instead.

    Yeah, then you really blew it, because you did not put "fundamentalists" anywhere in that other post.

    sarukun on
  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it were an actual event! I don't give a shit! If I cared about Mickey Mouse's birthday I would have memorized it years ago! And I'd send him a card, 'Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday, Love George'. I don't do that, why, don't give a shit!
    Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten in the bathroom of some bad building in a poor neighborhood. With his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse. No wonder no one takes our country seriously, we waste valuable news time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent!

    So does this mean Carlin was a terrorist? I'm confused.

    Metacortex on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Evander I was really disapointed when you didnt use yiddish curses in person

    gay cocken en der yam

    Evander on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Dammit, I thought it was 612. I've been going around saying 612.


    How the hell do I miss ONE law?

    Was it the one about not erecting a column in a house of worship?

    Well, I don't know what they all are.


    That was the chapter that made me decide I didn't really want to read the Bible cover to Cover.


    It just strikes me as strange that I was one off.

    maybe some one was trying to hide it from you.

    This is some real Divinci Code shit, man.

    Angels and Demons was so much better.

    sarukun on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Damn so being Jewish is a pretty shitty lot in life
    If I'm chosen I don't want it to be for a burden
    I want my people to be chosen for free blowjobs

    Well, they get really awesome food and like the coolest language on the planet.



    Trade offs.

    Pros of being Jewish: Awesome language
    Cons: No bacon
    No bacon

    Me Too! on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's all just ignorance & lack of critical thinking.

    Weaver on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I declare a fatwa on this thread. Seriously. It fucking sucks and you should all be condemned to eternal damnation

    Bibble on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Metacortex wrote: »
    Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it were an actual event! I don't give a shit! If I cared about Mickey Mouse's birthday I would have memorized it years ago! And I'd send him a card, 'Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday, Love George'. I don't do that, why, don't give a shit!
    Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten in the bathroom of some bad building in a poor neighborhood. With his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse. No wonder no one takes our country seriously, we waste valuable news time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent!

    So does this mean Carlin was a terrorist? I'm confused.

    It means that this excerpt was taking from the "Angry Carlin" years, where he gave up on jokes and just got mad about stuff.

    sarukun on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Damn so being Jewish is a pretty shitty lot in life
    If I'm chosen I don't want it to be for a burden
    I want my people to be chosen for free blowjobs

    Well, they get really awesome food and like the coolest language on the planet.



    Trade offs.

    Pros of being Jewish: Awesome language
    Cons: No bacon
    No bacon

    I eat HELLA bacon.

    Evander on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Damn so being Jewish is a pretty shitty lot in life
    If I'm chosen I don't want it to be for a burden
    I want my people to be chosen for free blowjobs

    Well, they get really awesome food and like the coolest language on the planet.



    Trade offs.

    Pros of being Jewish: Awesome language
    Cons: No bacon
    No bacon


    Man, trust me on this, the Jews do not need bacon.


    Just like the Japanese do not need ketchup.

    sarukun on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's true I've seen him

    Balefuego on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    george carlin sure had a whole lot of opinions of what people should be doing with their time or how they should be phrasing their sentences

    it made him funny, but also very annoying and irrelevant.

    like seriously, guys. i laughed too when he would do routines about how it's dumb that people say "get on the plane" when they should be saying "get in the plane" but he was a lot of piss and vitriol amounting to little more than some chuckles.

    his views on a lot of subjects are actually really stupid if you give them even more than three seconds of scrutiny

    Pony on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm starting a new religion, the Church of Steve
    Steve is a cool mofo
    Tenets of Steveism:
    Eat as much bacon as you want
    Masturbation is cool
    So is beer
    More to come

    Me Too! on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I know what I am talking about completely. My problem was communicating my thoughts in a way which could not be misinterpreted.

    Which I guess is incredibly ironic in a thread about religion.


    I am an atheist, but not an active one. If you believe in God then I have no problems and will not ever consider talking you out of it. My point was that from a neutral standing I perceive all fundamentalists with equal contempt. Or to put it another way, while a Christian might perceive Islamic fundamentalists to be more crazy or more of a thread, I see them as an equal standing with the Christian fundamentalists.

    In fact, fundamentalism is more of a problem than religion ever will be. And as I said, religion is just the medium these people operate in. I have no doubt there is overlap in many of these areas and I am being quite simplistic in this anyways, but the point stands. I have no problem with religion, but fundamentalism instead.

    Yeah, then you really blew it, because you did not put "fundamentalists" anywhere in that other post.

    Indeed. For which I apologise. I've been on the end of internet discussion dickery before long ago in GnT and have since learned never to start shit up like that. It was purely a mistake on my end, not honestly held extremist beliefs.

    The_Scarab on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys, Agnostic Judaism am Greatest One There is.

    All of the teachings of how to be a good person and how to properly question authority and none of the crazy laws about not touching women or turing on the lights.

    Evander on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    This thread is an affront to the holy Bibble and will not be tolerated. kill yourselves

    Bibble on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    george carlin sure had a whole lot of opinions of what people should be doing with their time or how they should be phrasing their sentences

    it made him funny, but also very annoying and irrelevant.

    like seriously, guys. i laughed too when he would do routines about how it's dumb that people say "get on the plane" when they should be saying "get in the plane" but he was a lot of piss and vitriol amounting to little more than some chuckles.

    his views on a lot of subjects are actually really stupid if you give them even more than three seconds of scrutiny

    If you don't look to George for direction in your life he's entertaining
    Listen to say "Guys Named Todd"
    He just bitches for half a minute about guys named Todd!
    The only thing of his that I really agree with is his second commandment: Thou shall keep thy religion to thy fucking self

    Me Too! on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so to clarify, scarab, you are not one of those smug atheist assholes who shit on all religions and religious people, you just are as alarmed and contemptful of the lunatic fringe as any rational person

    correct?

    because if so, we coo

    i can get atheism even if i don't personally hold such beliefs, can't fault a man for just being logical.

    Pony on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    This thread is an affront to the holy Bibble and will not be tolerated. kill yourselves

    Im sorry but I dont recognise the authority of the holy Bibble anymore.

    Not since they started cutting corners and binding it with parcel paper and string. Bring back leather binding and we can talk.

    The_Scarab on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm starting a new religion, the Church of Steve
    Steve is a cool mofo
    Tenets of Steveism:
    Eat as much bacon as you want
    Masturbation is cool
    So is beer
    More to come

    If these are the big issues you're taking on, lemme just go ahead and say you better skip it.

    sarukun on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys we must never lose sight of the fact that Mickey Mouse is an infidel and must die for his sins

    Me Too! on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The problem isn't religion. The problem is that certain religions villify the act of questioning authority.

    Or the wrong authority!

    Like that in bit in Jesus Camp where the kids pray for cardboard cut out George Bush.

    But that's exactly it.

    Christianity stresses that authority knows what is best for you, and you should follow unquestioningly.



    I could give you differences in biblical interpretations between Jews and Christians which would make this all clear, but I don't want to bore anyone.



    The point is, a bunch of good Christian kids are told to worship a cardboard cut out, they just ask "for how long"?

    There are a lot of factors that can change it, chiefly being interpretation. And like you I don't want to bore anyone :lol:

    Interpretation from whom?

    Worshippers, different sects (Lutherans, Catholics etc.) Regarding who has authority. I'm really not familiar with Jewish beliefs but I know there are a lot of differences between Christian denominations. It also doesn't help when people take their political beliefs and they try to meld them into their interpretation of what the bible says.

    So every individual Christian makes their own interpretation?

    It's devoutly wished by me, at least. Like any religion fundies give the rest of us a bad rap.

    Meissnerd on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    TONIGHT AT THE CIVIC CENTER

    2 PEOPLE

    TOGETHER THROUGH EVERYTHING

    DIVIDED BY A SINGLE ISSUE:

    THE COMEDIC STYLINGS OF THE LATE GEORGE CARLIN

    WATCH THE BATTLE LIIIIIVE

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm starting a new religion, the Church of Steve
    Steve is a cool mofo
    Tenets of Steveism:
    Eat as much bacon as you want
    Masturbation is cool
    So is beer
    More to come

    steve.jpg

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Judaism says that Sex is awesome (you are COMMANDED to fuck, basically) and there is Holiday when you are commanded to get Drunk.



    Also, if your life is in danger, you are supposed to just ignore whatever laws are getting in your way.

    Evander on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    george carlin sure had a whole lot of opinions of what people should be doing with their time or how they should be phrasing their sentences

    it made him funny, but also very annoying and irrelevant.

    like seriously, guys. i laughed too when he would do routines about how it's dumb that people say "get on the plane" when they should be saying "get in the plane" but he was a lot of piss and vitriol amounting to little more than some chuckles.

    his views on a lot of subjects are actually really stupid if you give them even more than three seconds of scrutiny

    The real George Carlin was a revolutionary thinker that pushed the comedy envelope and inspired a whole bunch of comics.


    The angry George Carlin is an angry man with a microphone who seems like maybe he watched a little too much Bill Hicks and tried to out do the guy on account of he was pissed somebody stole his shtick.

    sarukun on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    What the fuck Donal Logue
    Fat fucking bastard
    Steve has officially resigned as the lord our god and will be replaced by Dave

    Me Too! on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    so to clarify, scarab, you are not one of those smug atheist assholes who shit on all religions and religious people, you just are as alarmed and contemptful of the lunatic fringe as any rational person

    correct?

    because if so, we coo

    i can get atheism even if i don't personally hold such beliefs, can't fault a man for just being logical.

    It is the lunatic fringe which I dont like. I am extremely tolerant of religion and I pride myself on it. As an atheist in this day and age with fucking Dawkins going around stirring shit you would think I would want to be all proactive and crap but im not.

    i hate those kind of atheists. me, i just dont believe in a god or any gods. if you do, no worries. as long as you dont try to kill me in his name we can share some beers.

    The_Scarab on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    It's devoutly wished by me, at least. Like any religion fundies give the rest of us a bad rap.

    What do you mean?

    Is an individual Catholic, or Lutheran, or Mormon allowed to say that they interpret X as Y, even though their local congregation interprets X as Z, and that is considered to be totally okay?

    Evander on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I know what I am talking about completely. My problem was communicating my thoughts in a way which could not be misinterpreted.

    Which I guess is incredibly ironic in a thread about religion.


    I am an atheist, but not an active one. If you believe in God then I have no problems and will not ever consider talking you out of it. My point was that from a neutral standing I perceive all fundamentalists with equal contempt. Or to put it another way, while a Christian might perceive Islamic fundamentalists to be more crazy or more of a thread, I see them as an equal standing with the Christian fundamentalists.

    In fact, fundamentalism is more of a problem than religion ever will be. And as I said, religion is just the medium these people operate in. I have no doubt there is overlap in many of these areas and I am being quite simplistic in this anyways, but the point stands. I have no problem with religion, but fundamentalism instead.

    Yeah, then you really blew it, because you did not put "fundamentalists" anywhere in that other post.

    Indeed. For which I apologise. I've been on the end of internet discussion dickery before long ago in GnT and have since learned never to start shit up like that. It was purely a mistake on my end, not honestly held extremist beliefs.

    Okay, then you can safely be labled as "not a dick".

    sarukun on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My ancestral pre-christianity religions were pretty rad. Celts and Germanics.
    God we were a bunch of lovely badasses until the Normans showed up.

    Weaver on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I know what I am talking about completely. My problem was communicating my thoughts in a way which could not be misinterpreted.

    Which I guess is incredibly ironic in a thread about religion.


    I am an atheist, but not an active one. If you believe in God then I have no problems and will not ever consider talking you out of it. My point was that from a neutral standing I perceive all fundamentalists with equal contempt. Or to put it another way, while a Christian might perceive Islamic fundamentalists to be more crazy or more of a thread, I see them as an equal standing with the Christian fundamentalists.

    In fact, fundamentalism is more of a problem than religion ever will be. And as I said, religion is just the medium these people operate in. I have no doubt there is overlap in many of these areas and I am being quite simplistic in this anyways, but the point stands. I have no problem with religion, but fundamentalism instead.

    Yeah, then you really blew it, because you did not put "fundamentalists" anywhere in that other post.

    Indeed. For which I apologise. I've been on the end of internet discussion dickery before long ago in GnT and have since learned never to start shit up like that. It was purely a mistake on my end, not honestly held extremist beliefs.

    Okay, then you can safely be labled as "not a dick".

    i'd even go a step farther and say that is a pretty cool view to hold and sadly not that common amongst people i know who publically profess to being atheists

    as long as we can all agree that christopher hitchins needs to die in a car fire we are good.

    Pony on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    It's devoutly wished by me, at least. Like any religion fundies give the rest of us a bad rap.

    What do you mean?

    Is an individual Catholic, or Lutheran, or Mormon allowed to say that they interpret X as Y, even though their local congregation interprets X as Z, and that is considered to be totally okay?

    Depends on your definition of "totally okay".


    If you asked the Pope, he might equivocate for a while before implying or just maybe saying directly that the Church has final say on all matters of Faith.


    If you asked me I would say "yes, it is totally okay as long asyou understand that doesn't mean you can declare orgies Holy in the Eyes of the Lord or some such nonsense."

    sarukun on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    so to clarify, scarab, you are not one of those smug atheist assholes who shit on all religions and religious people, you just are as alarmed and contemptful of the lunatic fringe as any rational person

    correct?

    because if so, we coo

    i can get atheism even if i don't personally hold such beliefs, can't fault a man for just being logical.

    to an atheist, somehow not considered offensive:
    hahaha atheists are cool with me as long as you're not one of those who pushes your beliefs on other people

    to a christian, very offensive and a dumb thing to say:
    hahaha christians are cool with me as long as you're not one of those who pushes your beliefs on other people

    Bibble on
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I know what I am talking about completely. My problem was communicating my thoughts in a way which could not be misinterpreted.

    Which I guess is incredibly ironic in a thread about religion.


    I am an atheist, but not an active one. If you believe in God then I have no problems and will not ever consider talking you out of it. My point was that from a neutral standing I perceive all fundamentalists with equal contempt. Or to put it another way, while a Christian might perceive Islamic fundamentalists to be more crazy or more of a thread, I see them as an equal standing with the Christian fundamentalists.

    In fact, fundamentalism is more of a problem than religion ever will be. And as I said, religion is just the medium these people operate in. I have no doubt there is overlap in many of these areas and I am being quite simplistic in this anyways, but the point stands. I have no problem with religion, but fundamentalism instead.

    Yeah, then you really blew it, because you did not put "fundamentalists" anywhere in that other post.

    Indeed. For which I apologise. I've been on the end of internet discussion dickery before long ago in GnT and have since learned never to start shit up like that. It was purely a mistake on my end, not honestly held extremist beliefs.

    Okay, then you can safely be labled as "not a dick".

    Nice!

    But seriously, im glad you called me on it. otherwise i might have just left the thread and missed my mistake. happened before and i learned long ago internet dickery is something i dont want to be branded as being a proponent of.

    The_Scarab on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    My ancestral pre-christianity religions were pretty rad. Celts and Germanics.
    God we were a bunch of lovely badasses until the Normans showed up.

    That would be the French.


    Inventors of mayonaisse.


    Eunuch's, all.

    sarukun on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    That's another tenet of Daveism
    Orgies are holy in the Eyes of the Lord our God Dave Smith, may He work at McDonald's forever

    Me Too! on
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